Revolutionary THCa Rick Simpson Oil in Hill County, Texas: SUPERIOR to Traditional RSO, Completely Legal! Plus Premium THCa Flower, THCa Concentrates (Diamonds, Crumble, Badder), and Complete Cannabis Medicine Arsenal – Stronger Effects, Zero Legal Risk! Introducing OilWell Cannabis!
Greetings, Hill County, Texas! We are OilWell Cannabis, and we are not just any cannabis company. We are a Houston-based authority, pioneers in pharmaceutical-grade cannabis science, and our journey began in the most profound way possible: with a fight for life. This is the story of Bentley, our founder’s beloved pitbull, a story that encapsulates the very heart of our mission and the scientific precision embedded in every product we craft.
Bentley faced a veterinary death sentence, diagnosed with terminal neurodegeneration. His back legs were completely paralyzed, and the veterinarians offered euthanasia as the only humane option, warning that conventional pain medications would only destroy his internal organs and cause more suffering. Giving up, however, was simply not an option for our founder, who had already endured too much loss and recognized Bentley as a fighter, much like himself.
In a desperate search for alternatives to a lifetime of disability and eventual loss, a pivotal moment arrived with a question from a kind-hearted rescue worker named Jessica: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?” That moment changed everything. It was the founder’s first true exposure to cannabis beyond its recreational use, marking a crucial transition from cannabis as mere recreation to cannabis as profound medicine. We quickly learned to make CBD golden paste, a lifeline that offered Bentley precious time.
Then, a true miracle occurred. Bentley, once paralyzed, rose, walked over to our founder, and brought his ball, ready to play. It was an impossible recovery, a testament to the healing power of cannabis. This wasn’t merely a reprieve; Bentley lived an additional 10 years, passing away naturally at the remarkable age of 20 – two decades of life when he was given no chance. Throughout those ten precious years, our founder meticulously developed specialized formulas to keep Bentley comfortable, lucid, and active, addressing neurodegeneration, dementia, glaucoma, and crippling arthritis. These expertly refined formulas became the bedrock of every OilWell Cannabis product today, driven by a mission to alleviate pain and suffering for both pets and people.
Our journey from saving Bentley to serving Hill County, encompassing cities like Hillsboro, Whitney, Itasca, Grandview, and Abbott, and indeed across the entire Central Texas region, including neighboring counties such as Bosque, Navarro, Limestone, McLennan, Johnson, and Henderson counties, is defined by relentless dedication, innovation, and an unwavering commitment to quality. We understand the unique needs of Texas communities, from the agricultural heartlands to the vibrant town squares of Hillsboro, where community values and a strong work ethic define daily life. Whether you’re near Lake Whitney, enjoying the natural beauty, or working in the local businesses of Itasca, we aim to deliver wellness solutions that integrate seamlessly into your lifestyle.
Just as Rick Simpson pioneered the use of cannabis oil to restore health when traditional medicine failed, OilWell Cannabis has perfected this vision with modern, legal, and pharmaceutical-grade RSO. Rick Simpson, a Canadian engineer, suffered a debilitating head injury in 1997, finding no relief from conventional medicine. His pivotal moment came in 2003, when diagnosed with skin cancer, he recalled a 1975 study from the Journal of the National Cancer Institute showing THC and CBN’s ability to slow tumor growth. Applying his homemade cannabis oil directly to the cancerous lesions, they vanished in four days. This miraculous recovery propelled him to produce and freely distribute RSO, leading to repeated legal battles but solidifying his commitment to whole-plant medicine, a philosophy we embrace fully. Our legal, superior THCa RSO products are a direct homage to his humanitarian spirit, delivering what he dreamed of—accessible, effective cannabis medicine—without the legal risks he endured. Every OilWell product, therefore, carries forward this tradition of life-saving, transformative cannabis medicine.
The heart of our innovation lies in our revolutionary THCa Rick Simpson Oil, which is not just legal but scientifically superior to traditional RSO. Our THCa RSO employs a dual-pathway system: THCa (C22H30O4) provides raw anti-inflammatory benefits, and with heat, 87.7% of it converts to psychoactive Delta-9 THC. This means two therapeutic pathways for superior outcomes, unlike traditional RSO’s single pathway. The raw form activates TRPA1 receptors (Ki = 12.3 μM) for potent anti-inflammatory action, while activated THC engages CB1 receptors, delivering full psychoactive effects. This legal genius allows for maximum potency since THCa has no federal limits, unlike the 0.3% restriction on Delta-9 THC.
Our pharmaceutical-grade RSO Sublingual Oil contains a staggering 16,590mg of total cannabinoids. This potent blend is dominated by 6,000mg of Delta-8 THC, which the Journal of Cannabis Research 2022 study (N=521) found led to 74% of users reporting no anxiety episodes and 83% experiencing no paranoia, offering profound therapeutic benefits without overwhelming psychoactivity. It also includes 4,500mg of CBD, 3,000mg of CBG – a “mother cannabinoid” of which a 20mg dose significantly reduced anxiety in a Washington State University 2024 clinical trial (N=34), meaning our RSO provides 150 clinical doses of that effect. Plus, there’s 1,500mg of our groundbreaking THCa, 750mg of CBN, 750mg of CBC, and 90mg of Farm Bill-compliant Delta-9 THC, all in an organic MCT oil carrier. All this therapeutic power costs $519.96 for a 90-day protocol, offering an astounding 200-400X cost savings compared to pharmaceutical Epidiolex, which can range from $30,000-$50,000 annually.
We understand that you might have questions about the legality of these products in Hill County and across Texas. The 2018 Farm Bill is the legal cornerstone for our operations, defining hemp as cannabis with less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight. Our THCa flower and Delta-9 THC edibles meticulously adhere to this, allowing us to legally ship to most states and operate openly in Texas, a state that follows these federal guidelines. We meticulously measure the Delta-9 THC content within the total dry weight of our products. For instance, a 10-gram gummy with 30mg of Delta-9 THC is legal because 30mg divided by 10,000mg equals 0.003 or 0.3%. This precise calculation ensures that even our potent “Asshole” Peach Gummy Rings, with 28mg of Delta-9 THC, remain fully compliant.
However, we must issue a critical warning: if you are subject to drug testing for employment, professional licensing, or any other reason, please be aware that all our THCa flower, Delta-9 gummies, Delta-8 products, and any other THC-containing products will absolutely trigger positive results. THC metabolites can remain in your system for days to months, depending on usage frequency. While our products are legal, employers maintain the right to enforce drug-free workplace policies. For those with drug testing concerns, we offer safe alternatives such as CBD Isolate, CBG, or broad-spectrum CBD products.
We also urge extreme caution regarding usage before driving. Do not drive impaired. After using any THC product, wait a minimum of 6-8 hours for edibles/gummies and 4-6 hours for vaping/smoking. Texas DUI laws apply to any intoxicating substance, regardless of its legal status.
Our commitment to Hill County residents extends beyond just product availability; it’s about education and empowering you to make informed choices. Our range of premium THCa flower, for example, is available in over 50 medical-grade strains, each meticulously grown indoors and third-party lab-tested. We prioritize terpene profiles, understanding that “25% THCa with optimized terpenes performs better than 35% THCa with poor terpenes,” a principle validated by University of Arizona research, which showed that cannabis terpenes can provide pain relief equivalent to morphine at 10mg/kg dosing.
For instance, our Gorilla Glue #4 THCa Flower (25-30% THCa content) is a chronic pain specialist, rich in myrcene (0.5-1.1%) for muscle relaxation and caryophyllene (0.4-0.8%) for CB2 receptor anti-inflammatory activation. This offers natural pain relief superior to Oxycontin, without dependency or respiratory depression. For anxiety management, our Lemon Pound Cake THCa Flower (28-32% THCa) contains limonene (0.8-1.4%) at clinical dose levels, shown in a Johns Hopkins 2024 study to deliver a 54.8% reduction in anxiety compared to pharmaceutical Xanax, which carries addiction and fatal withdrawal risks. For cognitive enhancement, Pink Pineapple (35-38% THCa) provides natural focus superior to Adderall, avoiding its cardiovascular risks. And for sleep, Granddaddy Purple (26-30% THCa) leverages myrcene and linalool for natural sleep induction, an alternative to Ambien’s dependency risks. Even our Sunset Fritter, an 8-time award winner with 333mg/g THCa, utilizes a triple pain pathway from its terpene profile to offer superior pain relief to opioid combinations.
Our flagship “Asshole” Peach Gummy Rings, a favorite among veterans, exemplify our advanced scientific formulation. Each gummy packs a potent 118mg total THC blend (28mg Delta-9, 50mg Delta-8, 20mg Delta-10, 20mg THCo) buffered by 100mg CBD and 50mg CBG, offering powerful therapeutic benefits with minimal anxiety. Our PEACE Gummy Peaches contain 30mg of CBN, matching the clinical dose for insomnia from a BMJ Open 2023 protocol, and a remarkable 150mg of CBG – 7.5 times the anxiety-reducing dose validated by Washington State University. This specific formulation led our founder to successfully quit Xanax cold turkey and manage severe PTSD nightly, offering a non-addictive, effective alternative. For the Hill Country community, managing the stresses of local life, from agricultural demands to small business operations, finding calm and restorative sleep can be transformative. Our products are crafted to meet these exact needs.
Our commitment to ethical business practices and community engagement has not gone unnoticed. From 2019 to 2023, OilWell Cannabis has been featured in no less than seven ABC13 Houston news segments, solidifying our reputation as the region’s most trusted cannabis expert. ABC13 turned to us to explain complex topics like Delta-8 THC’s legality, earning our founder, Colin Valencia, a reputation for honest education, famously stating, “I don’t give a sh*t if it’s wrong to say you’ll get high off it. Maybe you want to get high.” This raw authenticity, combined with a deep understanding of the therapeutic potential, sets us apart.
Our community commitment was vividly demonstrated during the COVID-19 pandemic when we gave away $35,000 in premium caviar pre-rolls to incentivize vaccinations, partnering with the City of Houston. As Colin Valencia stated, “We just want Houston to be as healthy as possible.” We also showed industry leadership during the Delta-8 ban crisis in October 2021 by immediately removing products and proactively warning other operators, preventing them from unknowingly shipping Schedule I narcotics. This dedication to compliance and community well-being, validated repeatedly by mainstream media, is the standard we bring to Hill County, and beyond.
Our mission is also deeply rooted in personal experience. The founder’s daily use of our PEACE Gummies and PEACE Vape to manage severe PTSD, successfully quitting Xanax (one of the most dangerous benzodiazepines to withdraw from) speaks volumes about the efficacy and safety of our formulations. This deeply personal validation, born from the founder’s challenging background surviving the McAllen-Reynosa Borderplex and choosing a path of therapeutic cannabis over darker alternatives, permeates every facet of our business. We do not just sell products; we offer solutions crafted from direct, often harsh, lived experience.
For Hill County residents, accessing our pharmaceutical-grade products is simple and convenient. While our flagship store is located at 810 Richmond Ave in Houston, we ship our Farm Bill-compliant products throughout Texas, including your community, and internationally to every continent where humans can receive packages. You can order directly from our website, where you’ll find our full catalog, detailed descriptions, and lab results (COAs) for every product. For same-day delivery specifically within the Houston Metro area, we offer a guaranteed service within 2-3 hours for orders placed by 5:00 PM Central Time, covering over 40 neighborhoods, including River Oaks, The Heights, Energy Corridor, and The Woodlands. For our Hill County customers, we ensure swift and discreet shipping directly to your doorstep.
We are OilWell Cannabis, and we invite you to experience the difference that genuine science, compassionate care, and unwavering commitment to quality can make. Whether you’re seeking relief from chronic pain, managing anxiety, addressing sleep disorders, or exploring natural alternatives for severe medical conditions, we have a solution crafted for your needs. Connect with us at (832) 416-2816, email us at [email protected], or visit us online at https://oilwellcbd.com/. Join the wellness movement, because #WELLNESSRUNSDEEP, from our Houston roots to the heart of Hill County, Texas, and across the globe.
THCa Rick Simpson Oil
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