Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in the Northern Mariana Islands: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis

Living in the Northern Mariana Islands means understanding remoteness. We know what it’s like when the nearest specialist is a flight away, when healthcare options feel limited, and when chronic pain, cancer treatment side effects, or PTSD symptoms demand solutions that our local infrastructure can’t always provide. That’s why we created this guide specifically for our brothers and sisters across Saipan, Tinian, Rota, and all the smaller islands that make up our Commonwealth.

We’re OilWell Cannabis, a Houston-based company with deep roots in hardship, healing, and honest medicine. This isn’t corporate cannabis. This is a story that began with a paralyzed dog named Bentley, grew through our founder’s own battle with PTSD and benzodiazepine addiction, and evolved into the most transparent, evidence-informed RSO formulas available anywhere — including right here in the Northern Mariana Islands.

What RSO Really Means: The Honest History

Who Was Rick Simpson?

Rick Simpson wasn’t a doctor. He was a power engineer from Nova Scotia who got hurt on the job in 1997, suffered a serious head injury, and found that conventional medicine made things worse. When he discovered cannabis helped his symptoms but his doctor refused to discuss it, he started making his own concentrated oil.

In 2003, Simpson claimed that applying his homemade oil to skin lesions diagnosed as basal cell carcinoma made them disappear in four days. No biopsy confirmation. No independent medical verification. No peer-reviewed documentation. But that personal story — that moment of hope — became the origin myth of Rick Simpson Oil. It sparked a global movement of people desperate for alternatives when the medical system failed them.

We honor Simpson’s story because it’s the same story we hear from patients in Garapan, from veterans in Navy Hill, from cancer caregivers in Songsong Village. The story of someone who tried everything, got nowhere, and finally found relief in a plant that doctors dismissed. But we also tell the full truth: Simpson’s claims went far beyond what evidence could support, and encouraging patients to use RSO instead of proven cancer treatments has caused real harm.

The Traditional RSO Protocol: What It Actually Was

Simpson’s famous 60-gram/90-day protocol was designed around crude, single-strain cannabis extracted with naphtha or isopropyl alcohol — solvents that aren’t food-grade and can leave toxic residues if not purged completely. The oil was thick, black, tar-like, completely decarboxylated (meaning all THCa converted to psychoactive THC), and contained no measurable terpenes because the heat destroyed them.

The dosing worked like this:

• Week 1: Half a grain of rice-sized dose (10-15mg) three times daily
• Weeks 2-5: Double every four days until reaching 1 gram per day
• Weeks 5-12: Maintain 1 gram daily until all 60 grams are consumed

At peak dosing, patients consumed roughly 600-900mg of delta-9 THC daily. That’s 30 to 60 times higher than FDA-approved synthetic THC medications. The risks at those doses include severe intoxication, anxiety, tachycardia, dependence, and cannabis use disorder. No controlled trial has ever validated this protocol.

Why This Matters for the Northern Mariana Islands

In our islands, where the Commonwealth Healthcare Corporation provides essential but limited services, where oncology care often requires travel to Guam or Hawaii, and where chronic pain patients cycle through prescriptions that don’t work — the desperation that drove Simpson is familiar. We’ve seen it in our own families. But we also know that desperation without evidence leads to harm. That’s why OilWell’s approach is different.

The OilWell Story: From a Dog Named Bentley to Multi-Cannabinoid Precision

The Moment Everything Changed

Bentley was a family dog who became paralyzed. Veterinarians said euthanasia was the only humane option — the pain medications would destroy his organs. Our founder Colin Valencia, who grew up in the border town of McAllen, Texas, had seen enough loss. He refused to accept that answer.

A rescue worker named Jessica asked the question that changed everything: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?”

Colin knew cannabis recreationally. He didn’t know it medicinally. He learned to make CBD golden paste — turmeric, coconut oil, black pepper, and CBD oil. He gave it to Bentley.

The result: Bentley got up, walked across the room, and brought Colin his ball to play. From paralyzed and facing death to playing fetch. Dogs don’t respond to placebo. That was real.

Bentley lived another ten years, dying naturally at age 20. During those years, Colin developed formulas for every condition Bentley faced:

• Neurodegeneration → CBG for neuroprotection, THCa for PPARγ agonism
• Dementia → CBC for neurogenesis
• Glaucoma → THC for CB1 agonism
• Arthritis → Multi-pathway anti-inflammatory approach using CBD, CBG, THCa, and beta-caryophyllene

From Dog to Human: Colin’s Own Battle

The same cannabinoid knowledge that saved Bentley became Colin’s lifeline when he faced PTSD and benzodiazepine addiction. He quit Xanax cold turkey — one of the hardest withdrawals in pharmacology — using the exact formulations he’d developed for Bentley. The Peace Gummies formula that became one of OilWell’s best products was created during midnight experiments while fighting through benzo withdrawal.

Colin personally uses the vape form for his severe PTSD and insomnia. This is not theoretical knowledge. He lived what RSO patients live. That experience — of desperation, discovery, and recovery — is baked into every product we make.

Seven ABC13 Features: Houston’s Media Validates Our Approach

Between 2019 and 2023, ABC13 Houston featured Colin and OilWell in seven news segments covering:

• Texas CBD business boom (September 2019)
• National decriminalization efforts (March 2021)
• Delta-8 THC legality (May 2021)
• COVID vaccine community giveaway (August 2021)
• Delta-8 ban and ethical response (October 2021)
• Biden marijuana pardon and Colin’s personal conviction history (October 2022)
• Texas cannabis industry evolution (April 2023)

Five different reporters. Four years. One consistent voice. That kind of sustained media validation from America’s fourth-largest city doesn’t happen by accident. It happens because you tell the truth, even when it’s uncomfortable.

In the October 2022 feature, Colin revealed his personal marijuana conviction history. That revelation transforms every other quote. When he says, “I would love to see people not get hurt for this anymore,” he’s speaking from experience. When he says, “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil,” it’s not corporate positioning. It’s hard-won integrity.

Why OilWell’s RSO Is Different: The Four Pillars

1. Accessibility Over Gatekeeping

In the Northern Mariana Islands, you don’t need a medical marijuana card. You don’t need a qualifying diagnosis. You don’t need to drive to a dispensary that may not exist on your island.

If you’re 21 or older, you can order directly from us.

We ship nationwide and internationally. For our islands — whether you’re in Susupe on Saipan, San Jose on Tinian, or Sinapalo on Rota — we deliver to your door. Same-day delivery in Houston (including the Texas Medical Center, which sees over 10 million patient visits annually), 2-3 day USPS Priority Mail to the CNMI, and international shipping wherever hemp-derived products are legal.

2. Patient-Controlled Potency

Traditional RSO was always psychoactive. You had no choice. Our formula contains 1,500mg of THCa in its raw, non-psychoactive form.

You have three options:

Raw (No Heat): All 1,500mg stays as THCa. Zero psychoactive effect. Perfect for daytime use in the islands — whether you’re working at Fiesta Resort, fishing off Tinian’s coast, or caring for family in Chalan Kanoa. You get anti-inflammatory benefits via COX-2 inhibition and neuroprotective support via PPARγ agonism without impairment.

Fully Activated (Home Decarboxylation): Heat the oil at 260°F for 45-60 minutes. This converts THCa to approximately 1,315mg of delta-9 THC, plus the existing 90mg, for roughly 1,405mg total delta-9 THC. Combined with 6,000mg of delta-8 THC, this achieves potency comparable to traditional illegal RSO — legally, because you control the activation after purchase.

Vape (Instant Activation): The RSO Vape Cartridge automatically decarboxylates THCa at 400-450°F. Onset in 1-2 minutes. Ideal for breakthrough pain, panic attacks, or acute nausea.

3. Open-Source Formulas

We publish our complete formulas publicly. Every milligram. Every percentage. If you can’t afford our $129.99 sublingual oil or $49.99 vape cartridge, you can source the individual cannabinoids and make your own.

This isn’t marketing. It’s our core philosophy — the same ethos that made Rick Simpson give his oil away for free. We sell a professional, lab-tested product, but we also give you the recipe. That’s unheard of in the cannabis industry.

4. Evidence-Informed, Not Evidence-Overstating

Every cannabinoid in our formula has a research profile in our GENERAL KNOWLEDGE section, anchored to peer-reviewed citations. We distinguish between:

• Well-supported: CBD for seizures, THC for chemo nausea
• Emerging: CBG for neuroprotection, CBC for neurogenesis
• Overstated: CBN as a proven sleep aid, myrcene as a sedative

We don’t hide uncertainty. We explain it, so you can make informed decisions for yourself and your ohana.

The Formulas: Complete Transparency

RSO Sublingual Oil — $129.99

30mL bottle (1 fl oz) | 16,590mg total cannabinoids | 553mg/mL

Live Terpenes: 5% (Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, Linalool, Humulene, Terpinolene)

Base: Organic MCT oil

Onset: 15-45 minutes (sublingual)

Duration: 4-6 hours

Bioavailability: 13-19%

Approximately 40-60 doses per bottle

RSO Vape Cartridge — $49.99

1-gram cartridge | 900mg+ total cannabinoids

Live Terpenes: 5%+

Compatibility: Universal 510-thread battery

Onset: 1-2 minutes

Duration: 2-4 hours

Bioavailability: 10-35%

Terpene Profile: The Sensory Experience

Our seven-terpene blend is the same in both products:

• Limonene — Citrus-bright, mood-lifting. Found in island lemons and calamansi.
• Myrcene — Earthy, relaxing. Common in mangoes grown in our tropical climate.
• Caryophyllene — Pepper/spice, CB2 agonist. The only terpene that directly activates cannabinoid receptors.
• Pinene — Forest-fresh, clarity. Reminiscent of the pine forests on Saipan’s highest peaks.
• Linalool — Floral, lavender-calm. Soothing like a sunset over Managaha Island.
• Humulene — Woody, earthy. Anti-inflammatory properties.
• Terpinolene — Piney, fruity, sparkling. Complex and uplifting.

These aren’t just flavors. They’re bioactive compounds that may enhance cannabinoid effects through the entourage effect [20][29].

Condition-Specific Guidance for Northern Mariana Islands Residents

Chemotherapy-Related Nausea & Appetite Support

For cancer patients traveling to Guam or Hawaii for treatment, or managing symptoms locally:

Pre-chemo: 0.5-1.0mL sublingual 1 hour before treatment
Acute breakthrough nausea: 2-3 vape puffs (1-2 minute onset)
Post-chemo: 0.5mL sublingual every 6 hours as needed
Sleep during treatment: 1.0-2.0mL sublingual before bed (delivers 25-50mg CBN)

Evidence: Delta-8 THC antiemetic [9], Delta-9 THC nausea control [1][13], CBD anxiety buffering [3]

Chronic Pain (Fibromyalgia, Arthritis, Neuropathy)

Common in our islands from fishing, farming, and physical labor:

Daytime: 0.3-0.5mL raw sublingual — no psychoactive impairment, anti-inflammatory
Nighttime: 0.5-1.0mL decarboxylated sublingual — pain relief + sleep support
Breakthrough pain: Vape as needed for rapid relief

Evidence: CBD pain relief [4], Delta-9 THC analgesia [13], Caryophyllene CB2 activation [24], THCa COX-2 inhibition [12]

Sleep Support

For the insomnia that plagues many in our humid island nights:

Before bed: 1.0-2.0mL sublingual
At 2.0mL = 50mg CBN (dosage level investigated in 2024 sleep literature [17])
At 1.0mL = 25mg CBN (above threshold for reduced sleep disturbance [16])

Evidence: CBN sleep studies [16][17], though human evidence remains limited

PTSD & Anxiety

Our islands have one of the highest per-capita military service rates in America:

Daytime functional: 0.3mL raw sublingual — CBD + CBG without impairment
Nighttime: 1.0mL sublingual — full profile + CBN for sleep architecture

Evidence: CBD anxiety reduction [3], CBG pharmacology [7][8], Limonene mood support [20]

How to Order from the Northern Mariana Islands

Shipping Details

Domestic U.S. Shipping (CNMI is U.S. territory):

• USPS Priority Mail: 5-7 business days, $15 flat rate
• USPS Express: 2-3 business days, $35
• Signature required: Optional but recommended
• Discreet packaging: No cannabis branding visible

What We Include:

• Full Certificate of Analysis (COA) for customs
• Receipt with legal hemp-derived product documentation
• Usage guide specific to your ordered product
• Return/exchange policy information

Customs: As a U.S. territory, packages ship domestically. No international customs delays.

Payment Options

• Credit/Debit cards (Visa, Mastercard, Discover, Amex)
• Cryptocurrency (Bitcoin, Ethereum) for privacy-conscious customers
• No cash on delivery (COD) — all orders prepaid

Age Verification

You must be 21 or older. We verify age at checkout via trusted third-party system.

Legal Status in the Northern Mariana Islands

The Northern Mariana Islands follows U.S. federal law. Under the 2018 Farm Bill:

✅ Legal: Hemp-derived products with <0.3% delta-9 THC by dry weight
✅ Our product: Contains only 90mg delta-9 THC in entire 30mL bottle (0.3% = 90mg per 30g)
✅ THCa: Legal as acidic precursor; you control conversion
✅ Shipping: Fully compliant for domestic U.S. delivery

Important: THCa converts to delta-9 THC when heated. You are responsible for understanding local CNMI regulations regarding possession and use of activated products. We provide full documentation, but you assume legal responsibility for post-purchase decarboxylation decisions.

Safety & Responsible Use in Island Climate

Storage: Keep in cool, dark place. Our tropical heat and humidity can degrade cannabinoids over time. Refrigeration extends shelf life to 18 months.

Child Safety: Keep all products locked and out of reach. The colorful packaging could attract children.

Drug Interactions: If you’re taking medications through Commonwealth Healthcare Corporation — especially blood thinners, seizure meds, or psychiatric drugs — consult your doctor first. CBD can affect liver enzymes that metabolize many prescriptions [6].

Driving: Do not drive or operate boats/vehicles after consuming psychoactive doses. The Northern Mariana Islands has strict DUI laws.

Why We Serve the Northern Mariana Islands

We understand island life because our founder grew up in the borderlands of McAllen — a place where resources were scarce, hope was precious, and community meant everything. The Northern Mariana Islands faces similar challenges: geographic isolation, limited healthcare access, and a tight-knit community that looks out for each other.

Our open-source philosophy means that even if you can’t afford our products, you have the knowledge. That matters in a place where economic opportunities can be limited. We’d rather you make your own medicine safely than go without or buy something dangerous from the black market.

We also understand the veteran community in the CNMI. Our Asshole Peach product was specifically designed with veterans in mind — the same veterans who served on our bases and now carry the invisible wounds of PTSD. Peace Gummies came from Colin’s own benzo withdrawal. We’ve walked this path.

The Bottom Line

OilWell RSO is not traditional Rick Simpson Oil. It’s better. It’s safer. It’s precise. It’s legal. And it’s available to you in the Northern Mariana Islands right now.

We’ve taken the spirit of Simpson’s mission — accessible medicine, patient control, community care — and built it with modern science, medical-grade precision, and unwavering honesty.

From the beaches of Micro Beach to the summit of Mount Tapochau, from the families suffering in silence to the veterans seeking relief, we’re here. Not with snake oil. Not with false promises. With the best possible version of cannabinoid medicine, so you can decide what’s right for you.

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Questions? (832) 416-2816 or [email protected]

Disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always consult a qualified healthcare provider before using cannabinoid products, especially if you have a medical condition, are taking medications, are pregnant or nursing, or have any health concerns. Do not operate vehicles or machinery while under the influence of psychoactive cannabinoids. Buyer assumes responsibility for compliance with Northern Mariana Islands law regarding possession and use of activated cannabinoid products. Keep out of reach of children. Use only as directed. Individual results may vary. Full FDA disclaimer and legal notices available at oilwellcbd.com.