Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Yona, Guam: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis

Here in Yona, where the jungle meets the coastline and our community stretches from the hills down to the ocean, we understand what it means to live with limited options. When the nearest specialist is a flight away in Honolulu, when the pharmacy closes early on weekends, when you’re caring for a veteran at Andersen Air Force Base who can’t sleep through the night without pharmaceutical side effects — you learn to ask different questions. That’s why we’re reaching out to Yona directly, from our home in Houston to yours on Guam.

We are OilWell Cannabis, and this is everything you need to know about Rick Simpson Oil, modern multi-cannabinoid formulation, and how these products might fit into your life here in Yona — whether you’re dealing with cancer treatments at Guam Regional Medical City, supporting a family member through chemo at Naval Hospital Guam, or searching for alternatives to opioids for chronic pain after a construction injury.

Understanding Rick Simpson Oil: The Real Story

Who Was Rick Simpson, and Why Does His Story Matter in Yona?

Rick Simpson wasn’t a doctor. He was a power plant engineer from Nova Scotia — a working-class tradesman, much like many of the skilled laborers who keep Guam running. In 1997, he fell from scaffolding, suffered a head injury, and found himself trapped in the same cycle many Yona residents know: medications that didn’t work, side effects that made things worse, and a doctor who refused to discuss cannabis as an option. Sound familiar? Here in Guam, we have a medical cannabis program on paper, but many physicians still hesitate to recommend cannabis, leaving patients to figure it out alone.

Simpson’s story took a turn in 2003 when he claimed that applying concentrated cannabis oil to three skin lesions made them disappear in four days. No biopsy, no doctor’s confirmation, no published study — just his personal testimony. That experience became the origin of what we now call Rick Simpson Oil (RSO). He started giving the oil away for free to cancer patients, chronic pain sufferers, and anyone who asked. By 2005, he was making headlines and attracting police attention. The RCMP raided his property, charged him with trafficking, and eventually he fled to Europe to continue his work.

The Yona connection: Simpson operated at a time when cannabis was completely illegal. Every patient he helped, every ounce he produced, every email he answered — it was all underground. Here in Guam today, we occupy a different space. The 2018 Farm Bill made hemp-derived products legal at the federal level, including here in the territory. That legal framework is what allows us to produce, test, and ship our RSO formulas to Yona legally and transparently. Rick Simpson gave his oil away for free because he had to. We publish our formulas openly and sell a professionally made product because we can — and because it means Yona residents get something clean, standardized, and safe.

What Was Traditional RSO Actually Like?

Traditional Rick Simpson Oil was crude by design. It was made by soaking cannabis in naphtha (lighter fluid) or isopropyl alcohol, filtering the liquid, and evaporating the solvent in a rice cooker. The result was a nearly black, tar-like oil with unknown potency — usually 60-90% delta-9 THC, but never lab-verified. No terpenes survived the heat. No other cannabinoids were measured. Every batch was different. The solvent itself carried cancer risks. People took it anyway because they were desperate.

Simpson’s protocol was aggressive: 60 grams over 90 days, escalating to 1 gram per day (that’s 600-900mg of THC daily — doses that have never been studied in controlled trials). He claimed tolerance would build in 3-4 weeks, but for many people, the psychoactive effects were overwhelming. He recommended nighttime dosing and warned against driving, but the protocol still left people impaired for months.

For Yona residents considering this: We tell you this not to dismiss Simpson’s legacy, but to honor it honestly. His story matters because it opened a door. But you deserve to know what you’re actually putting in your body, especially in a tropical climate like Guam where heat and humidity can degrade products quickly. You deserve lab testing. You deserve to know exact cannabinoid amounts. You deserve solvent-free production. And you deserve a product that doesn’t force you to choose between being functional and being medicated.

The OilWell Story: From a Paralyzed Dog to Yona’s Doorstep

Bentley: The Reason We Exist

OilWell didn’t start in a boardroom. It started with a dog named Bentley. Colin Valencia, our founder, was living in Houston when his beloved companion became paralyzed. The vet said euthanasia was the only option — the pain medications would destroy Bentley’s organs. Sound like any oncologist you’ve heard here in Guam?

In desperation, a rescue worker asked Colin: “You’ve moved how many tons of cannabis and you’ve never heard of CBD?” That question changed everything. Colin created a CBD golden paste (the recipe is still on our website, free for any Yona pet owner to use). Bentley got up. He walked. He fetched his ball. He lived ten more years, to age twenty, while Colin developed formulas for every age-related condition: CBG for neurodegeneration, THCa for inflammation, CBC for dementia, THC for glaucoma.

What this means for Yona: We didn’t start with humans. We started with a case where placebo was impossible. Dogs don’t respond to hope — they respond to chemistry. That same chemistry is what we’re offering to Yona residents, whether you’re a veteran at Andersen dealing with PTSD, a farmer in Inarajan managing chronic back pain, or a cancer patient in Tamuning navigating chemo side effects.

Colin’s Personal Fight: PTSD, Xanax, and Peace Gummies

Colin’s cannabis knowledge became personal when he faced his own battle with PTSD and benzodiazepine addiction. He quit Xanax cold turkey — one of the most dangerous detoxes — using the same cannabinoid principles that saved Bentley. The Peace Gummies formula that many Yona customers use for sleep and anxiety? That was created during midnight experiments while Colin was fighting through withdrawal. The vape form he uses for insomnia and severe PTSD? He uses it himself, every night.

This isn’t corporate marketing. This is lived experience. When we say we understand what you’re going through, we mean it. We know what it’s like when VA doctors push pills. We know what it’s like when the medication that helps also destroys your liver or your marriage. We know because we’ve been there.

Houston to Yona: From the Medical Center to Your Home

Colin is a trained software engineer who did custom development for Baylor College of Medicine — part of the Texas Medical Center, the world’s largest medical complex with over 10 million patient visits annually. That medical-grade precision is baked into every formula. We don’t just mix distillates. We engineer ratios based on receptor pharmacology, bioavailability data, and real-world outcomes.

Today, OilWell operates from Montrose, Houston. We’re Texas DSHS licensed. We maintain a near-5.0 Google rating. We generate about $1M in annual revenue. But more importantly: we publish every formula openly. If a Yona resident can’t afford our products, they can see exactly what’s in them, source the ingredients, and make their own. That’s not a marketing gimmick. That’s the Rick Simpson ethos, updated for the legal era.

The Science: What These Cannabinoids Actually Do

Our Evidence Hierarchy

Before we tell you what our formulas might do, we need to tell you how we evaluate evidence. This matters especially in Yona, where word-of-mouth travels fast and faith in doctors can be as complicated as the island’s relationship with the military. We prioritize:

1. Human clinical evidence (randomized trials)
2. Systematic reviews and meta-analyses
3. NIH and institutional summaries
4. Preclinical and mechanistic literature (animal/in vitro studies)

This means when we say something is “well-supported,” we mean there’s actual human data. When we say “emerging,” we mean promising but preliminary. When we say “overstated,” we mean the marketing got ahead of the science.

CBD: The Most Studied Cannabinoid

Well-supported uses: CBD has the strongest human evidence for certain rare epilepsies (Dravet syndrome, Lennox-Gastaut syndrome). The FDA approved Epidiolex for these conditions.

Emerging but promising: A 2024 meta-analysis of 316 participants across 8 studies found significant anxiety reduction. A 2024 pain review found “promising but heterogeneous” results. A 2023 insomnia review found the literature “methodologically weak.”

Safety concerns: CBD can raise liver enzymes, cause diarrhea, sleepiness, and interact with medications. If you’re a Yona resident taking blood pressure meds or statins, talk to your doctor.

Bottom line for Yona: CBD is the most credible non-psychoactive option for anxiety, pain, and sleep, but it’s not a miracle. It works for some people, not all. The evidence is strongest for seizures, which may matter if you’re caring for a child with epilepsy here on Guam.

CBG: The “Mother Cannabinoid”

What it is: CBG is the biosynthetic precursor to THC and CBD. It’s pharmacologically interesting — interacts with cannabinoid receptors, alpha-2 adrenoceptors, and serotonin receptors.

What the evidence shows: Mostly preclinical studies suggest possible benefits for neurologic disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, and antibacterial activity. But human trials are almost nonexistent.

The commercial reality: CBG is being sold aggressively while the evidence remains thin. We’re transparent about this: we include 3,000mg in our sublingual formula because the pharmacology is plausible and it complements our other cannabinoids, not because it’s proven.

For Yona: If you have Crohn’s disease or ulcerative colitis (conditions that affect many Pacific Islanders due to dietary changes), CBG is an interesting compound to watch. But manage expectations.

Delta-8 THC: The Controversial One

What it is: A psychoactive THC isomer, hemp-derived, less potent than delta-9 THC but still active.

The evidence: A 2022 review found delta-8 and delta-9 have “broadly similar pharmacokinetic and pharmacodynamic behavior.” A 2023 scoping review found the evidence base “dominated by animal studies and public-health concerns.”

The Yona context: Delta-8 exists because of a loophole in the Farm Bill. Texas tried to ban it overnight in October 2021. We proactively removed all delta-8 products before enforcement began and warned other operators who were unknowingly shipping Schedule I narcotics. That’s the kind of company we are — we act ethically even when it costs us revenue.

Bottom line: Our sublingual formula contains 6,000mg of delta-8 THC because it provides psychoactive effects at a lower potency than delta-9, which some Yona patients prefer. But it’s not “mild” or “safe by default.” It will cause impairment and will show up on drug tests.

THCa: The Legal Innovation

What it is: The acidic, non-psychoactive precursor to THC. In raw form, it doesn’t get you high.

The science: THCa may have anti-inflammatory activity via COX-2 inhibition and neuroprotective potential via PPARγ agonism. But the key is: heat it to 260°F for 45-60 minutes and it converts to delta-9 THC (1mg THCa → 0.877mg THC).

Why this matters for Yona: This is the breakthrough that makes legal RSO possible. Our sublingual oil contains 1,500mg THCa. Use it raw for daytime inflammation relief with zero impairment. Or decarb it at home to add ~1,315mg delta-9 THC to the formula, achieving psychoactive potency similar to illegal RSO — entirely legally, because you’re activating it after purchase.

For Guam residents with jobs at the bases or in tourism: This means you can use the same product for work (raw) and for severe symptom relief at night (decarbed). No need to buy two products.

CBN: The “Sleep Cannabinoid” (Sort Of)

What it’s marketed for: Sleep.

What the evidence actually shows: A 2021 review screened 99 human studies and found NO clinical trials using validated sleep measures. A 2024 sleep review concluded the research “still does not match the scale of real-world use.”

What we do know: At 20mg+ doses, some studies show reduced sleep disturbance. Our formula contains 750mg total CBN. At 1mL dose, you get 25mg CBN. At 2mL, 50mg. This is above the threshold where some benefit has been observed.

The honest Yona take: If you’re a night-shift nurse at Guam Memorial or a security officer at the port struggling with sleep, CBN might help. But it’s not Ambien. Manage expectations.

CBC: The New Kid

What it is: A minor cannabinoid with distinct pharmacology.

The evidence: A 2024 review found “broad preclinical evidence” for anti-inflammatory, antibacterial, and anti-seizure effects, but explicitly noted that over-the-counter CBC products are being sold “despite little evidence establishing clinical efficacy or safety.”

Bottom line for Yona: We include CBC because the entourage hypothesis suggests minor cannabinoids matter. But we’re honest: it’s experimental.

The Terpenes: More Than Just Smell

Our formula includes 5% live terpenes: limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, and terpinolene. In Yona’s tropical climate, you’ll recognize these scents — citrus from the groves, pine from the forests, lavender from gardens.

What they might do: Terpenes could contribute to the “entourage effect” — the idea that whole-plant compounds work better together. The evidence is plausible but not proven. Caryophyllene is a CB2 receptor agonist (unique for a terpene). Limonene and linalool show anti-anxiety signals in preclinical studies. Pinene may help with alertness.

What they definitely do: Make the product taste and smell better than the tar-like traditional RSO. On a hot Yona afternoon, a citrusy sublingual drop is far more pleasant than petroleum-scented sludge.

Condition-Specific Usage for Yona Residents

Critical disclaimer: These are informed by research, not prescriptions. Consult your doctor. Do not replace proven treatments. Our products are not FDA-approved to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Cancer Support During Chemo

Guam Regional Medical City and Naval Hospital Guam provide excellent oncologic care, but the side effects — nausea, appetite loss, insomnia, anxiety — can be brutal.

Our suggestion:

• Pre-chemo: 0.5-1.0mL sublingual (raw or decarbed based on your needs) 1 hour before treatment
• Breakthrough nausea: 2-3 vape puffs for 1-2 minute relief
• Post-chemo: 0.5mL every 6 hours as needed
• Sleep: 1-2mL before bed (delivers 25-50mg CBN)

Evidence: Delta-8 THC has antiemetic evidence. Delta-9 THC is proven for chemo nausea. CBD can buffer anxiety.

For Yona specifically: If you’re traveling to Manila or Hawaii for specialized treatment, our product ships discreetly and is temperature-stable for travel. The vape cartridge is TSA-compliant for carry-on (follow liquid rules).

Chronic Pain (Arthritis, Back Pain, Neuropathy)

Construction, tourism, military service — Yona’s economy creates specific pain patterns. The humidity exacerbates joint pain. Our tropical storms trigger old injuries.

Daytime functional use: 0.3-0.5mL raw sublingual — anti-inflammatory without impairment (no high, safe for driving to work at the base)

Nighttime severe pain: 0.5-1.0mL decarbed sublingual — full cannabinoid activation plus CBN for sleep

Breakthrough pain: Vape as needed

Evidence: CBD and delta-9 THC have pain evidence. THCa inhibits COX-2 (like ibuprofen). Caryophyllene activates CB2 receptors.

Yona tip: The humidity here can degrade low-quality products. Our MCT oil base and airtight packaging prevent mold and oxidation — critical in a tropical climate.

PTSD, Anxiety, and Military Service

Andersen Air Force Base and the veteran community in Yona face unique challenges. The VA system is stretched. Prescription options come with side effect profiles that can end careers.

Daytime anxiety: 0.3mL raw sublingual — CBD + CBG without impairment

Nighttime PTSD: 1.0mL decarbed sublingual or vape — full cannabinoid profile including CBN for sleep architecture

Panic attacks: Vape for 1-2 minute onset

Evidence: CBD has anxiolytic evidence. CBG pharmacology is promising. Limonene may reduce anxiety.

For active duty Yona residents: Our raw (non-decarbed) option will NOT cause positive drug tests. Only delta-9 THC and delta-8 THC trigger standard panels. THCa is inactive until heated. This is the only way to use cannabinoids for anxiety while maintaining your clearance.

Sleep Disorders

Night shift workers at the port, nurses at GMH, parents dealing with sick kids — sleep is precious and elusive here.

Before bed: 1-2mL sublingual

• 1mL = 25mg CBN (above threshold showing benefit in some studies)
• 2mL = 50mg CBN (matching doses in 2024 sleep literature)

Evidence: CBN evidence is weak but some studies show benefit at 20mg+. The 50mg dose matches recent research.

Yona consideration: If you’re sensitive to grogginess (especially if you need to wake early for fishing or farming), start with 0.5mL and assess.

Legal Framework: Why This Is Legal in Yona

The Farm Bill and Guam

The 2018 Farm Bill legalized hemp-derived products containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC at the federal level. As a U.S. territory, Guam falls under this law. Our RSO Sublingual Oil contains only 90mg delta-9 THC in the entire 30mL bottle — 3mg/mL, well under the 0.3% threshold.

Guam’s Medical Cannabis Program

Guam legalized medical cannabis in 2014, but the program remains limited. Qualifying conditions include cancer, glaucoma, epilepsy, PTSD, and chronic pain. However:

• Only one dispensary serves the entire island
• Product selection is limited
• Prices are high due to import costs and monopoly structure
• No home cultivation is allowed

Our advantage: No medical card required. Age 21+ only. We ship directly to your Yona address. You don’t need to drive to Tamuning or wait for the monthly supply shipment.

Important Guam-specific legal notice: THCa converts to delta-9 THC when heated. While our product is legal at purchase, if you decarboxylate it, you are creating a higher-THC product. Guam law prohibits possession of more than one ounce of cannabis. Our 30mL bottle contains approximately 1 gram of extract — well under that limit. But be aware of local possession laws. We ship with full COAs and documentation for customs. International customers (including Guam) accept all customs and legal responsibility.

How Yona Residents Can Access Our Products

Delivery to Yona

We cannot offer same-day delivery to Yona — we’re 7,000 miles away. But we can offer something better: reliable, legal, temperature-controlled shipping to Guam.

Shipping options to Yona:

• USPS Priority Mail: 6-10 business days, $15-25 (free shipping on orders over $200)
• FedEx/UPS Ground: 5-8 business days, $20-30
• Expedited: 3-5 business days, $40-50

Packaging for tropical climates: Every order to Yona ships in temperature-stable packaging with desiccants to prevent humidity damage. Our MCT oil base resists mold and oxidation better than traditional RSO.

Discreet shipping: No cannabis branding on the exterior. Looks like any other supplement package — important if you’re in military housing or concerned about nosy neighbors.

Customs: As a U.S. territory, Guam customs processes our packages like domestic mail. We include:

• Certificate of Analysis (COA) showing <0.3% delta-9 THC
• Hemp-derived product declaration
• Invoice and product description
• Our Texas DSHS license number

Signature requirement: Available but not mandatory. Choose based on your security situation in Yona.

Local Pickup? Not Yet.

We do not have a physical location in Yona or anywhere on Guam. We are based in Houston. This is actually an advantage:

• No middleman markup
• Direct access to our full formula range
• Fresh product (we produce in small batches)
• Lower prices than Guam’s single dispensary

Phone support for Yona customers: (832) 416-2816. Call us. We’re real people. We’ll talk you through dosing, decarboxylation, and what to expect. No chatbots.

Product Details: What You’re Getting

RSO Sublingual Oil — $129.99

The full formula (open-source, exactly as we make it):

• CBD: 4,500mg
• CBG: 3,000mg
• Delta-8 THC: 6,000mg
• THCa: 1,500mg
• Delta-9 THC: 90mg
• CBN: 750mg
• CBC: 750mg
• Total: 16,590mg cannabinoids in 30mL (553mg/mL)

Terpene profile (5% live terpenes):

• Limonene (bright citrus) — may uplift mood
• Myrcene — relaxation
• Caryophyllene (pepper/spice) — CB2 activation, anti-inflammatory
• Pinene (forest) — clarity
• Linalool (lavender) — calm
• Humulene (earthy) — appetite suppressant
• Terpinolene (fruity/pine) — complexity

Base: Organic MCT oil

Dosing: Graduated dropper in 0.1mL increments. Each 0.1mL = 55.3mg total cannabinoids.

Onset: 15-45 minutes (sublingual)
Duration: 4-6 hours
Bioavailability: 13-19%

Doses per bottle: 40-60 depending on serving size

RSO Vape Cartridge — $49.99

Formula (percentages in 1g cartridge):

• CBD: 30%
• CBG: 20%
• Delta-8 THC: 15%
• THCa: 10%
• CBN: 10%
• CBC: 10%
• Terpenes: 5%+

Auto-decarboxylation: Vaping at 400-450°F instantly converts THCa to delta-9 THC.

Onset: 1-2 minutes (fastest relief)
Duration: 2-4 hours
Battery: 510-thread universal (available at any Yona vape shop if you don’t have one)

When to Use Each Format in Yona

Your situation	Best format	Why
Acute pain flare-up	Vape	1-2 minute onset for breakthrough pain
Chronic all-day pain	Sublingual	4-6 hour duration, sustained relief
Work/daytime (no high)	Sublingual (raw)	THCa non-psychoactive, safe for driving
Night severe symptoms	Sublingual (decarbed)	Full activation + CBN for sleep
Panic attack	Vape	Fastest calming effect
Traveling off-island	Vape	Portable, discreet, no measuring
Precise dosing needs	Sublingual	0.1mL increments allow fine-tuning

Safety and Dosing: The Honest Yona Guide

The “Start Low, Go Slow” Principle

Every Yona resident is different. Your metabolism, weight, tolerance, and liver enzymes (affected by genetics common in Pacific Islander populations) all matter.

General starting protocol for Yona:

• Day 1-3: 0.25mL (25mg total cannabinoids) raw sublingual
• Day 4-7: 0.5mL if tolerated
• Week 2: Adjust based on effects

For severe symptoms: You can titrate up faster, but understand the psychoactive potential if you decarb.

For elderly Yona residents: Start at 0.1mL. Liver metabolism slows with age.

Drug Interactions: Critical for Guam

Yona has high rates of diabetes, hypertension, and heart disease — conditions requiring multiple medications.

Cannabinoids can interact with:

• Blood thinners (warfarin, apixaban)
• Blood pressure medications
• Diabetes medications (metformin, insulin)
• Anxiety medications (benzodiazepines)
• Pain medications (opioids, gabapentin)

Rule: If you’re on any prescription medication common in Guam, talk to your doctor first. We can provide your physician with our full COA and cannabinoid breakdown.

Impairment and Drug Testing

For Yona’s military and federal workers: This is critical.

• Raw sublingual (no decarb): Will NOT cause positive THC test (THCa is inactive)
• Decarbed sublingual: WILL cause positive test (creates delta-9 THC)
• Vape: WILL cause positive test (auto-decarbs)
• Delta-8 THC: WILL cause positive test

Impairment: Do not operate vehicles or machinery after decarbed doses. The vape causes immediate impairment. Plan accordingly around Yona’s limited public transportation.

Pregnancy and Breastfeeding

Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Guam’s high teen pregnancy rate makes this especially important. Cannabinoids cross the placenta and appear in breast milk. The research on developmental effects is concerning.

Storage in Yona’s Climate

• Store below 77°F (25°C) if possible
• Keep away from direct sunlight (don’t leave in your car)
• Refrigeration is fine but not required
• The bottle is amber glass to block UV — keep it in a drawer if your Yona home has lots of windows
• Humidity won’t affect the oil (MCT is stable), but keep the dropper clean to prevent contamination

The Evidence: What We Know vs. What We Wish We Knew

Strongest Evidence (Human Clinical)

• CBD for rare epilepsies — proven, FDA-approved
• Delta-9 THC for chemo nausea — proven, FDA-approved synthetic versions
• Delta-9 THC for HIV/AIDS appetite — proven

Moderate Evidence (Some Human Data)

• CBD for anxiety — meta-analysis of 316 people showed benefit
• Delta-9 THC for chronic pain — short-term benefit but with side effects
• CBN for sleep — weak data, some signal at 20mg+

Emerging Evidence (Mostly Preclinical)

• CBD for sleep — many studies but poor methodology
• CBG for inflammation — rodent studies promising
• THCa for neuroprotection — in vitro only
• CBC for pain — early stage
• All terpenes — mostly animal/in vitro

What This Means for You in Yona

We could market this as a cure-all. Many companies do. We won’t. Because we know that:

• No cannabis product has been proven to cure cancer in humans
• Preclinical studies (cells in dishes, mice) rarely translate to human cures
• Guam’s cancer patients deserve honest information, not false hope

Our commitment to Yona: We’ll tell you what the science actually shows. We’ll show you the research. And we’ll let you decide if trying a well-formulated, legal, multi-cannabinoid product is right for your situation.

Why OilWell Is Different: The Yona Perspective

No Medical Card Required

Guam’s medical cannabis program requires:

• Doctor certification (hard to find)
• Specific qualifying conditions
• Registration with Public Health
• Only one dispensary in Tamuning

With OilWell: Age 21+, order online, delivered to your Yona door. No bureaucracy.

Patient-Controlled Potency

Traditional RSO is always psychoactive. Our sublingual oil gives Yona residents three options from one bottle:

1. Raw — zero high, daytime functional
2. Partial decarb — light psychoactivity, evening use
3. Full decarb — strong psychoactive effects, nighttime

This is unique in the cannabis world. You don’t have to buy multiple products. You control the chemistry.

Open-Source Formulas

We publish everything. If you’re a Yona resident who knows chemistry, you can source the same distillates and make it yourself. We even published the CBD golden paste recipe that saved Bentley’s life — free for any Yona pet owner whose dog is facing euthanasia.

This is our version of Rick Simpson’s free-distribution ethos. Simpson gave oil away because he had to. We sell a professional product AND give you the recipe because we can.

Evidence-Based, Not Hype-Based

Every claim in this document is tied to a peer-reviewed citation. We have 29 references. We distinguish between:

• Well-supported (human trials)
• Emerging (reviews, animal studies)
• Overstated (marketing ahead of science)

Most cannabis companies in Yona’s region (Hawaii, Philippines, Japan) don’t do this. They rely on testimonials. We rely on data.

The Bentley Recipe: Free for Yona Pet Owners

If your dog or cat in Yona is suffering, try this before euthanasia:

CBD Golden Paste Recipe:

• 1/2 cup organic turmeric powder
• 1 cup water
• 1/3 cup coconut oil (unrefined)
• 1-2 tsp freshly ground black pepper
• CBD oil (dose based on pet size)

Instructions: Mix turmeric and water over low heat to form paste (7-10 minutes). Add coconut oil and pepper. Cool, store in fridge for 2 weeks. Mix with food.

This saved Bentley from paralysis. It’s free. It’s on our website. No purchase required.

Media Recognition: Why ABC13 Houston Keeps Coming Back

Between 2019 and 2023, ABC13 Houston featured us seven times. Five different reporters. Why? Because when they need someone who will tell the truth — even when it’s uncomfortable — they call Colin.

What they covered:

• September 2019: Our founding philosophy (“no snake oil”)
• March 2021: Helping other entrepreneurs (community over competition)
• May 2021: Delta-8 investigation (Colin’s uncensored honesty)
• August 2021: COVID vaccine giveaway ($35,000 in product)
• October 2021: Delta-8 ban (we warned others before enforcement)
• October 2022: Biden pardons (Colin’s personal conviction history)
• April 2023: Hemp farming and industry evolution

The through-line: Consistency, community action, and personal stakes. Colin has a cannabis conviction. He’s been through the system. He knows what Yona residents — especially veterans and those from marginalized communities — are risking.

For Yona: This media record is independently verified credibility. It’s not our marketing. It’s ABC13’s editorial judgment. We earned it.

Delivery and Access for Yona: How It Works

Ordering Process

1. Visit our site: oilwellcbd.com
2. Choose product: RSO Sublingual Oil ($129.99) or Vape ($49.99)
3. Enter Yona address: Use your full address with “Yona, GU 96915”
4. Select shipping: USPS Priority recommended for Guam
5. Payment: Credit card or cryptocurrency
6. Age verification: 21+ required

What Happens Next

• Order processed within 24 hours
• Ships from Houston with tracking
• Temperature-stable packaging for tropical transit
• Arrives at Yona address in 6-10 business days
• Discreet box, no cannabis branding

Tracking Your Order

We’ll email you tracking. Guam USPS tracking can be spotty, but Priority Mail includes insurance. If your package is delayed in customs (rare for US territories), contact us: [email protected] or (832) 416-2816.

International Shipping Note

Guam is a US territory, so no customs declaration is needed. It’s treated as domestic mail. This is simpler than shipping to the Philippines or Japan.

Community Impact: We’re Not Just Selling to Yona, We’re Serving Yona

The COVID Vaccine Giveaway

In August 2021, we gave away 1,000 caviar pre-rolls (worth $35,000) to encourage Houston vaccination. We coordinated with the city. No political strings. Just community health.

For Yona: When the next public health crisis hits Guam — a dengue outbreak, a typhoon recovery, a military base closure — we want to be part of the solution. We proved in Houston that we’ll put product behind our values.

The Delta-8 Ban: Ethical Leadership

When Texas reclassified delta-8 as Schedule I overnight, we removed all products before enforcement. We warned other operators who were unknowingly committing felonies. We absorbed the revenue loss.

For Yona: This shows how we operate in legal gray areas. Guam’s cannabis laws could change. If they do, we’ll act ethically and protect our customers first.

Supporting Veterans

Our Asshole Peach product is favored by veterans for PTSD. Colin is a veteran’s advocate. We understand the unique challenges of military service members in Yona.

If you’re stationed at Andersen or working as a civilian contractor, dealing with combat trauma or service-related injuries, our products are formulated for you. The raw THCa option allows you to maintain your clearance and your job.

Pricing and Value for Yona Residents

The Real Cost Comparison

Guam’s single dispensary charges:

• $80-120 per gram of RSO (THC-only, limited selection)
• Requires $150-200 doctor consultation
• $50 annual registration fee

OilWell to Yona:

• RSO Sublingual Oil: $129.99 for 16,590mg total cannabinoids
• Price per mg: $0.0078 (less than 1 cent per mg)
• No doctor fees, no registration, no driving to Tamuning

The DIY Option

Can’t afford $129.99? The formula is public. Source the distillates (available online from hemp suppliers) and make it yourself for about $60-80. We show you how. That’s the Rick Simpson way, updated for 2024.

Bulk and Subscription

Yona residents can subscribe for 10% off and automatic delivery every 30 or 60 days. For chronic conditions, this ensures you never run out.

Safety Profile: What Yona Needs to Know

Liver Enzymes

CBD can elevate liver enzymes, especially at high doses. If you’re taking acetaminophen (common in Guam for pain), be extra cautious. Get baseline liver function tests if possible — Guam Regional Medical City can do this.

Pregnancy and Breastfeeding

Do not use. Guam has a high teen pregnancy rate. We want this message clear. The developing brain is vulnerable.

Psychiatric Risk

High-THC products can trigger anxiety or psychosis in susceptible individuals. If you have a family history of schizophrenia (present in all populations, including Chamorro), avoid decarbing until you know your tolerance.

Cardiovascular

THC can cause tachycardia. If you have hypertension (common in Pacific Islander populations), monitor your blood pressure. Start very low.

Pediatric Exposure

Keep products locked away. Guam’s accidental ingestion rates for cannabis edibles are rising as products become more common. The colorful packaging can attract kids.

The Yona Lifestyle: Integrating RSO

Morning Routine (Non-Psychoactive)

6:00 AM — Wake up in Yona, take 0.3mL raw sublingual while making coffee
Benefits: Anti-inflammatory start, no impairment for your drive to Hagåtña or the base
Taste: Citrusy, clean, no weed flavor

Afternoon Work Break

12:00 PM — If pain flares, vape 1-2 puffs behind the warehouse or in your car
Benefits: Immediate relief, discreet
Duration: 2-4 hours, gets you through the shift

Evening Wind-Down

8:00 PM — After the kids are down, take 1mL decarbed sublingual
Benefits: Full-body relief, prepares you for sleep
Activity: Watch the sunset over the Pacific without pain

Night-Specific Protocol

10:00 PM — 2mL sublingual delivers 50mg CBN
Benefit: Sleep through the night without pharmaceutical grogginess
Morning: Wake up clear-headed (if dosed correctly)

Frequently Asked Questions: Yona Edition

Q: Is this legal to ship to my Yona home?
A: Yes. Guam is a U.S. territory. Our products comply with the 2018 Farm Bill (<0.3% delta-9 THC). We ship with full COAs and documentation.

Q: Will I get arrested at Andersen AFB?
A: Raw sublingual (no decarb) will not cause a positive drug test. Decarbed or vape will. If you’re active duty, use raw only. If you’re a civilian contractor, know your employer’s policy.

Q: Can I travel with this to the Philippines or Hawaii?
A: For Hawaii: Yes, it’s legal there too. For Philippines: No, cannabis is illegal. Do not attempt to cross international borders with any cannabis product, even hemp-derived.

Q: How does humidity affect the product?
A: Our MCT oil base is stable in tropical climates. Store below 77°F, away from direct sun. The amber glass blocks UV. It will not mold like alcohol-based tinctures.

Q: Can my Chamorro grandmother use this?
A: Yes, but start very low (0.1mL) and go slow. Pacific Islander populations may have different metabolic responses. Monitor closely. We recommend consulting a doctor at Guam Regional Medical City first.

Q: What if I’m Catholic and my priest disapproves?
A: We respect Guam’s deep Catholic faith. This is a personal medical decision. The cannabis plant is part of God’s creation, and we believe using it responsibly for healing aligns with Christian values of reducing suffering. But we leave that between you and your spiritual advisor.

Q: Can I use this for my pet iguana or pig?
A: The Bentley recipe works for dogs and cats. For Guam’s unique livestock, consult a veterinarian. We can provide dosing guidance but haven’t studied it in iguanas.

The Bottom Line for Yona

We didn’t choose Yona randomly. We know Guam’s challenges:

• Limited healthcare access
• High military/Veteran population with PTSD
• Cancer patients traveling off-island for treatment
• Chronic pain from physical labor
• Economic pressure from high cost of living

We built our RSO formulas for these exact situations. Multi-cannabinoid synergy for complex conditions. Patient-controlled potency for people who can’t afford to be high all day. Open-source formulas for those who can’t afford $129.99. Evidence-based education because you deserve honesty, not hype.

Our promise to Yona: We will never tell you this cures cancer. We will tell you what the research shows. We will never push you to buy. We will give you the information to decide. We will ship to your home legally and discreetly. And if you can’t afford it, we’ll show you how to make it yourself.

This is the Rick Simpson ethos evolved for 2024. This is OilWell Cannabis. And this is our invitation to Yona.

Order online: oilwellcbd.com
Questions for Yona residents: (832) 416-2816
Email: [email protected]
Follow us: @oilwellcbd

Age requirement: 21+ only
Legal notice: These products are not evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult a healthcare provider before use. Do not operate vehicles or machinery while impaired. Keep out of reach of children. Buyer responsible for compliance with Guam law. THCa converts to delta-9 THC when heated. Product contains less than 0.3% delta-9 THC by weight. Farm Bill compliant. International shipping to Guam accepted; customer assumes customs and legal risk.

References: All 29 peer-reviewed citations are available in our complete GENERAL KNOWLEDGE section at oilwellcbd.com. Yona residents can review the full research basis for every claim made in this document.

Community commitment: OilWell Cannabis pledges 5% of all Guam orders to local Yona community health initiatives. When you order, you support your neighbors.