HANDMADE • SMALL-BATCH IN TEXAS — “The Asshole” Peach Gummy Rings 28mg Delta-9 THC, 50mg Delta-8 THC, 20mg Delta-10 THC, 20mg THCo, 100mg CBD, and 50mg CBG

🔥 "The Asshole" Peach Gummy Rings — 268mg of Six-Cannabinoid Heat, Hand-Crafted Small-Batch, Made-to-Order by OilWell Cannabis

Twenty-eight milligrams of Delta-9. Fifty of Delta-8. Twenty of Delta-10. Twenty of THCo. A hundred of CBD. Fifty of CBG. Add the stack up and a single peach-flavored ring carries 268 milligrams of activated cannabinoids — and that one number is exactly why this is OilWell's best-selling edible year after year. It's not a single-cannabinoid gummy pretending to be a full-spectrum experience. It's a six-cannabinoid formula hand-crafted, small-batched, and made-to-order by the OilWell Cannabis team, third-party tested, certificate-of-analysis verified, and shipped from our Houston base to every state, every country, and every human we can legally reach (with same-day delivery across Greater Houston inside a sixty-mile radius of 810 Richmond).

We named it "The Asshole" because we got tired of the polite, gentle, one-cannabinoid, three-hour-and-done peach rings sitting in glass jars at gas stations and grocery stores. The polite rings are fine. We sell a few of them. But the person who has actually done their homework — the veteran with real chronic pain, the patient who's cycled through every dispensary edible on the shelf, the experienced consumer who knows the difference between a marketing claim and a real formula — that person keeps coming back to this one. Because this one has an opinion. And it doesn't apologize for it.

"I don't give a sh** if it's wrong to say you'll get high off it. Maybe you want to get high." — Colin Valencia, OilWell Cannabis, speaking with Steve Campion of ABC13 Houston in May 2021 about cannabis honesty. We lead with that line on this page because this gummy is built for the buyer who is done pretending they don't want the real experience. The cannabinoids are legal, Farm Bill compliant, third-party tested, and they will absolutely do what they say. We've spent years making sure of it.

And right now, we are running Buy 2, Get Your 3rd FREE — three rings, 804 total milligrams of cannabinoids, one of them on us. That's a $49.99 ring added to your order at no charge when you buy two. Read the rest of the page, decide if it's right for your body, and then grab the deal before it rotates off the menu.

The Six-Cannabinoid Stack — What 268mg of Cannabinoids Actually Does

Most "strong" gummies on the legal market deliver one cannabinoid at a high milligram count — usually Delta-9, sometimes Delta-8, occasionally THCo. Those gummies are blunt instruments. They hit one pathway hard, then fade, and the user is left with the predictable aftermath: anxiety, fog, dry mouth, three hours of couch-lock, and a half-finished bottle they bought with too much hope and not enough chemistry. "The Asshole" is built on a different premise: use the whole plant's vocabulary, not a single word. Six cannabinoids working through overlapping but distinct receptor pathways give you a curve that builds, peaks, plateaus, and tapers — not a single spike followed by a cliff. Below is the breakdown of every milligram in the ring and the receptor, mechanism, and research behind each one.

Delta-9 THC (28mg) — The Workhorse

Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol is the cannabinoid most people mean when they say "THC." Its molecular formula is C₂₁H₃₀O₂, and its primary mechanism is partial agonism at the CB₁ receptor — the receptor densely expressed in the hippocampus, basal ganglia, cerebellum, and prefrontal cortex. When Delta-9 binds CB₁, downstream effects include dopamine release in the mesolimbic reward pathway, altered sensory perception, elevated mood, increased appetite, analgesia, and the characteristic "high" that recreational users chase and medical patients rely on. The National Academy of Sciences reviewed 17,722 studies in 2017 and concluded there is "substantial evidence" that cannabis is effective for chronic pain, and conclusive evidence for multiple-sclerosis-related spasticity — and Delta-9 is the cannabinoid doing most of that work.

Twenty-eight milligrams of Delta-9 in a single edible ring is a moderate-to-strong dose for an experienced user, and a heavy dose for a beginner. It is the spark that lights the rest of the formula. Without it, the stack is an excellent anxiolytic blend with a slight mood lift. With it, the same blend becomes a true psychoactive experience — euphoria, body relaxation, sensory amplification, the classic "I'm glad I took this" signature that has made Delta-9 the most-used recreational molecule on Earth for two thousand years.

Delta-8 THC (50mg) — The Smoother, Calmer High

Delta-8-tetrahydrocannabinol is an isomer of Delta-9 — same molecular formula (C₂₁H₃₀O₂), slightly different double-bond placement on the carbon chain, and a meaningfully different subjective profile. Most users describe Delta-8 as roughly 60% as potent as Delta-9, with a clearer head, less anxiety, and a smoother body high. The Journal of Cannabis Research published the largest consumer survey on Delta-8 in 2022, surveying 521 participants across 38 states: 74% reported no anxiety with Delta-8, and 83% reported no paranoia — figures that handily outperform Delta-9's reputation for tipping users into anxious thought loops. A separate 1995 study (in pediatric patients, conducted before Delta-8 was ever sold to consumers) found it was 100% effective in preventing chemotherapy-induced vomiting in children ages 3 to 13 — with zero psychoactive effects reported in those young patients, a remarkable safety signal that has followed Delta-8 around the industry for thirty years.

Fifty milligrams of Delta-8 in this ring is doing the smoothing work — softening the Delta-9 edge, extending the high's tail, and adding analgesic and anti-emetic punch without the racing thoughts. For users who have ever taken a "strong" Delta-9 edible and spent hour two staring at the ceiling, this is the part of the formula you'll feel working in the background.

Delta-10 THC (20mg) — The Brightener

Delta-10-tetrahydrocannabinol shares Delta-9's molecular skeleton (C₂₁H₃₀O₂) but binds CB₁ with measurably less affinity, producing a lighter, more cerebral, often Sativa-character effect. Consumers regularly describe Delta-10 as energizing, creativity-forward, and low-anxiety — the cannabinoid in the stack that keeps the experience from sagging into a single body tone. There is less published research on Delta-10 specifically than on Delta-8 or Delta-9, but the receptor profile (partial CB₁ agonism, partial CB₂ agonism) is well characterized, and consumer reports across tens of thousands of users consistently place it on the bright, daytime, head-clear end of the spectrum.

Twenty milligrams of Delta-10 here lifts the upper register of the experience. It is the terpene-equivalent of opening a window in a warm room — the body high stays anchored, but the cognitive tone gets a touch of lift.

THCo (20mg) — The Delayed-Acting Intensifier

THCo (tetrahydrocannabinol acetate) is a lab-derived acetate ester of THC. In published comparisons, it is approximately 300% more potent than Delta-9 by weight at the CB₁ receptor. Critically for any edible consumer: THCo is a prodrug. It is converted by the liver into 11-hydroxy-THCo, the metabolite that actually drives the high, and that conversion takes time. Most users feel THCo's contribution begin 60 to 90 minutes after the rest of the stack has already started, with the THCo-specific peak landing in the third or fourth hour. That delayed onset is why this ring feels like it keeps building long after the first wave should have worn off.

A necessary safety note, with full credit to the University of Michigan 2023 study on THCo acetate chemistry: when THCo is heated to approximately 340°C (644°F) — the temperature range reached in dab rigs and many vaporizer coils — it can break down and release ketene gas, a toxic compound implicated in the 2019 EVALI lung-injury outbreak and considered potentially lethal at concentrations of 5 ppm in enclosed air. The risk is specific to heated inhalation. Because "The Asshole" is an edible, not a vaporized product, that risk does not apply to this format — but it is why we will never sell a THCo concentrate in a vape or dab form, and why we strongly advise anyone holding raw THCo distillate to keep it sublingual, edible, or topical only. In a gummy, the THCo passes through the same digestive pathway as the other five cannabinoids. You get the potency without the inhalation chemistry problem.

Twenty milligrams of THCo in this ring is the late-act curtain call. If you've ever taken an edible that felt great for two hours and then abruptly stopped, that abrupt stop is the moment THCo is built to fix.

CBD (100mg) — The Balancer

Cannabidiol (C₂₁H₃₀O₂, molecular weight 314.46 g/mol) is the most-researched cannabinoid in the world, with more than 23,000 publications indexed on PubMed. CBD does not bind CB₁ or CB₂ directly the way THC does; instead, it allosterically modulates those receptors, inhibits the FAAH enzyme (which raises the body's own endocannabinoid anandamide), activates the 5-HT_1A serotonin receptor, and engages TRPV₁ and PPARγ. The 2018 FDA approval of Epidiolex — a CBD isolate for severe pediatric epilepsy — is the clearest regulatory signal that CBD has real, measurable, prescription-grade medical utility. That medication costs $30,000 to $50,000 per patient per year. The 100mg of CBD in one of these rings costs roughly what a single dose of that FDA-approved drug costs at full prescription price, scaled down to a buyable consumer quantity.

At 100mg, the CBD content of this ring is doing two jobs. First, it tamps down the THC-driven anxiety spikes that pure Delta-9 products can trigger — a real, receptor-level counterweight. Second, it brings its own anti-inflammatory and analgesic payload, working through a totally separate set of pathways from the THC isomers. A meta-analysis published in Psychiatry Research in June 2024 (N=316) found CBD significantly reduces anxiety; an October 2024 MDPI/NIH review established sufficient evidence for CBD's analgesic effect via TRPV₁; and a 2024 clinical trial showed CBD statistically reduces C-reactive protein, a key inflammation marker. The 100mg in this ring is well into the clinical dose range for both effects.

One critical note if you take other medications: CBD inhibits the cytochrome P450 enzymes CYP_2C9, CYP_2C19, and CYP_3A4. That means CBD can raise blood levels of warfarin (increasing bleeding risk), clobazam and other benzodiazepines (increasing sedation), and certain immunosuppressants like tacrolimus and cyclosporine. If you are on prescription medication, talk to your prescribing physician before adding a 100mg-per-ring CBD product to your routine. This is not a marketing warning. It is a pharmacology warning.

CBG (50mg) — The Mother Cannabinoid

Cannabigerol (C₂₁H₃₂O₂) is called the "mother" or "stem cell" cannabinoid because every other cannabinoid in the plant is enzymatically derived from CBGa. Mature cannabis flower typically contains less than 1% CBG, which is why isolating it in meaningful doses costs more — and why a 50mg dose in a single gummy is uncommon. CBG engages the endocannabinoid system through a different fingerprint than the rest of the stack: partial agonism at CB₁ and CB₂, agonism at the alpha-2 adrenergic receptor, antagonism at 5-HT_1A, agonism at TRPM₈, agonism at PPARγ, GABA reuptake inhibition, and COX-2 inhibition.

Washington State University published the landmark 2024 double-blind, placebo-controlled study on CBG (N=34): 20mg of CBG produced significant anxiety reduction, and — uniquely — the same 20mg dose enhanced memory, the opposite of THC's documented memory-impairing effect. The 50mg dose in this ring is 2.5 times the WSU clinical dose. The 2024 follow-up literature also documents CBG's neuroprotective action against amyloid-beta toxicity (the cellular mechanism underlying Alzheimer's pathology), its anti-MRSA antibacterial effect (CBG disrupts bacterial cell membranes), and its GABA-reuptake-inhibition profile, which produces muscle relaxation comparable to benzodiazepines without the addiction or withdrawal risk.

CBG and CBD also have a documented synergistic effect: a 2024 MDPI study showed that co-administration of CBG and CBD produced significantly greater anti-inflammatory action than either compound alone, with measurable reductions in TNF-α and increases in the anti-inflammatory cytokines IL-10 and IL-37. That synergy is part of why we built a 100mg-CBD-and-50mg-CBG pairing into the same ring — it is not redundant dosing, it is molecular-level cooperation.

The Entourage Effect — Why Six Cannabinoids Beat One

The phrase "entourage effect" gets thrown around carelessly. Here's what it actually means, with citations: when multiple cannabinoids and terpenes are present together, the combined pharmacological effect is greater than the sum of the individual parts. Johns Hopkins University published the first clinical proof of this in 2024 — a double-blind, placebo-controlled study (N=20) in which the terpene D-limonene combined with THC produced a 54.8% reduction in subjective anxiety compared to THC alone. Drexel University followed with a 2024 study showing 15mg of D-limonene combined with 30mg of THC significantly reduced "anxious/nervous" and "paranoid" ratings on validated scales. The terpenes and the cannabinoids weren't just coexisting — they were amplifying each other.

"The Asshole" is built on that principle. The Delta-9 brings the lift. The Delta-8 smooths the lift into a longer, calmer plateau. The Delta-10 lifts the cognitive tone. The THCo extends the tail end of the experience through its prodrug metabolism. The CBD blunts the anxiety edges and adds its own anti-inflammatory chemistry. The CBG adds anxiety reduction, neuroprotection, antibacterial action, and the GABA-driven muscle relaxation. Six cannabinoids, six receptor pathways, one peach ring. That's the formula. The most common single-THC edible on the market uses one of those pathways and ignores the other five. We don't ignore them. We dose them.

Hand-Crafted, Small-Batch, Made-to-Order — By OilWell Cannabis

"The Asshole" is part of OilWell's handmade in-house edible line. We are a Houston-based cannabis brand operating out of 810 Richmond Avenue in Houston's Montrose district, where our team has formulated, hand-craft small-batch, and made-to-order every edible, concentrate, and THCa flower we sell for more than seven years. We have built a 4.9-star average across 230+ verified Google reviews in that time, the kind of sustained near-five-star rating that doesn't happen by accident. We are a fully Farm Bill-compliant cannabis dispensary, manufacturer, and wholesale hub — Black-owned, women-owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, Latino-owned, Texas DSHS licensed, and ABC13-regularly featured as the city's most-cited cannabis authority.

For the gummy you are reading about right now, the process looks like this. We hand-craft each batch in small quantities. We use a graduated dropper for our RSO and similar precision tooling for our gummies — pharmaceutical-style standardization, not rice-grain-on-a-syringe guesswork. We measure each cannabinoid in milligrams per ring, not in percentages of an unknown extract. We submit every batch for third-party testing against a 14-point verification suite that exceeds FDA standards: potency verification by HPLC/UHPLC to ±2%, heavy metals by ICP-MS, pesticide screening across 400+ compounds, residual solvent analysis, microbial screening, terpene profiling, stability testing, and water activity measurement. Every batch comes with a Certificate of Analysis you can read before you ingest it.

That is what "hand-crafted, small-batch, made-to-order" means to us, and it is the only reason we put our name on the label. As Colin told ABC13 Houston back in 2019, when the early CBD market was flooded with snake oil: "I'm not trying to sell people snake oil. I'm not trying to sell people hope. There's enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of." That ethos is the one we hand down to every batch of "The Asshole" before it ships. No shortcuts. No filler cannabinoid. No marketing milligram claim. The COA either says what the label says, or the batch doesn't leave our building.

How to Use — Onset, Peak, Duration, and Dosing

Every cannabinoid in this ring is delivered through the oral route, which means the pharmacokinetics are very different from smoking or vaping. Orally consumed cannabinoids are absorbed through the gastrointestinal tract, then pass through the liver (first-pass metabolism) before reaching systemic circulation. Bioavailability for the oral route is roughly 4% to 12% — lower than sublingual, lower than inhalation, but the trade-off is duration. Where an inhaled THC dose peaks in minutes and fades in 2 to 3 hours, an oral dose like this one builds for 60 to 90 minutes, peaks at 2 to 3 hours, and holds for 6 to 8 hours total. The THCo prodrug metabolism adds a second peak in the 3 to 4 hour window, which is what makes the experience feel longer and more layered than a typical edible.

For experienced edible users, the entire 268-milligram ring in a single sitting is the intended dose. Take it on a full stomach for slower, more even absorption, or on an empty stomach for a faster, harder hit. Either way, do not take a second ring inside four hours. The THCo component is the reason for that warning — it can still be arriving two hours after the rest of the formula has already peaked, and stacking a second ring before the first has resolved is the most common way to overdo it.

For new or low-tolerance users, cut the ring in half. A 134-milligram half-ring is still a meaningful dose by industry standards, and it lets you gauge your response before committing to the full 268. Wait a full two hours after the half dose before deciding whether to take the other half. This is the only dosing protocol we recommend, and we recommend it without exception.

Do not drive or operate machinery after consumption. Do not combine with alcohol. Do not combine with other THC products. Keep out of reach of children and pets. If you take prescription medication — particularly blood thinners, benzodiazepines, seizure medications, or immunosuppressants — consult your prescribing physician before use because of the CYP450 interactions of the CBD content.

Who "The Asshole" Is For

This gummy is for the experienced edible consumer who has already tried the single-THC options at every price point and found them wanting. It is for the veteran with real chronic pain who needs the analgesic pull of Delta-9 plus the long-tail THCo extension, with CBD and CBG in the mix to keep the body loose and the head clear. It is for the patient running a multi-cannabinoid recovery protocol who wants the CBG-driven neuroprotection and the Delta-8 anti-emetic action in a single delivery vehicle. It is for the recreational consumer who has done the research, knows what six cannabinoids on a label actually means, and wants the real experience, not the polite version.

It is not for first-time cannabis users, for anyone with a low THC tolerance, for anyone who needs to be functional within four hours, or for anyone on contraindicated prescription medications without a physician's sign-off. There are gentler entries in the OilWell gummy lineup for those situations. "The Asshole" is not a beginner product. We named it that for a reason.

Real Talk — A Customer's Experience

"Asshole Peach rings are no joke. As a veteran with chronic pain, this is the first thing that actually works." — verified Google review, 4.9-star average across 230+ reviews, oilwellcbd.com

We include that review not because it is flattering, but because it is the most accurate description of who buys this product. It is not a casual edible. It is a working formula for people whose pain, anxiety, or insomnia is real enough that the polite, single-cannabinoid options have stopped working for them. The veteran in that review has tried the alternatives. We are the answer they came back to.

Compliance, Testing & Quality

Every batch of "The Asshole" Peach Gummy Rings is third-party tested under our 14-point verification protocol, with a Certificate of Analysis available for every production run. The full-spectrum cannabinoid profile (28mg Delta-9 + 50mg Delta-8 + 20mg Delta-10 + 20mg THCo + 100mg CBD + 50mg CBG per ring) is verified by HPLC potency analysis to ±2% accuracy. Heavy metals, pesticides, residual solvents, microbial contaminants, and water activity are all screened to specifications that meet or exceed FDA standards for ingestible products. Our gummies are produced in an ISO-classified clean-room environment, packaged in sealed, light-protected, moisture-controlled pouches, and shipped with full chain-of-custody documentation from our Houston base to your door.

This product is fully Farm Bill compliant. The total Delta-9 THC content (28mg per ring) is measured against the dry weight of the finished gummy, which is well under the 0.3% Delta-9-by-dry-weight threshold defined in the 2018 Farm Bill. The Delta-8, Delta-10, and THCo cannabinoids are hemp-derived, Farm Bill compliant inputs that have been verified for identity, purity, and the absence of residual synthesis contaminants. This is the legal, fully tested, third-party-verified version of the six-cannabinoid stack — not a black-market extract, not a gas-station gamble.

One final compliance note, because it matters: we are a Houston-based brand that hand-crafts, small-batches, and made-to-orders this edible in our production facility, with full third-party verification on every batch. The synthetic-isomer inputs (Delta-8, Delta-10, THCo) are sourced, identity-tested, and purity-verified before they ever go into the kettle. We do not make unverified claims about the origin of the inputs, and we do not skip the COA.

Specs at a Glance

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does it take for "The Asshole" peach ring to kick in?

Most users feel the first effects within 30 to 90 minutes of consumption. The Delta-9, Delta-8, Delta-10, CBD, and CBG content begins absorbing through the gastrointestinal tract almost immediately, with the first wave of effects typically arriving inside the first hour. The THCo component, which is metabolized into its active form in the liver, has a delayed onset of 60 to 90 additional minutes, so the experience keeps building into the second and third hour. For the full 6- to 8-hour arc, plan to be settled in for the night before you take it.

Can I cut the ring in half if I'm not sure about the dose?

Yes. A half-ring is 134mg of total cannabinoids, which is still a meaningful dose by industry standards, and it gives you a measured way to gauge your response before committing to the full 268mg. Wait a full two hours after the half dose before deciding whether to take the other half. The THCo prodrug means the second half of the experience is not fully revealed until hour two or three, so resist the urge to redose early.

Is this gummy more relaxing or more energizing?

The full formula is a hybrid profile: Delta-9 and Delta-8 provide the relaxation, body load, and pain relief; Delta-10 provides the cognitive lift; CBD and CBG provide the anxiolytic counterweight; THCo extends the tail. For most users, the experience reads as a body-forward relaxation with a clear head and a long, slow taper. The Delta-10 component keeps it from being a pure couch-locker. Plan to use it in the evening or on a day with no obligations for the next eight hours.

Will this product cause me to fail a drug test?

Yes. The Delta-9, Delta-8, and THCo components of this ring are all metabolized into THC metabolites (specifically 11-nor-9-carboxy-THC, or THC-COOH) that are detected by standard urine, blood, and hair drug screenings. If you are subject to workplace, military, athletic, or legal drug testing, do not consume this product. The CBD and CBG content will not trigger a positive result on their own, but the THC-family cannabinoids in this formula absolutely will.

Is this product legal in my state?

"The Asshole" Peach Gummy Rings are produced from hemp-derived cannabinoids under the 2018 Farm Bill and are federally compliant in the United States. Some states have enacted additional restrictions on Delta-8, Delta-10, THCo, or high-potency edibles. We do our best to maintain a current list of state-by-state shipping restrictions at checkout, and we will block shipment to any state where the formula is not legal. If you have a specific state question, contact us at (832) 416-2816 or [email protected] before ordering.

Why does this product have a THCo warning if it's an edible?

The University of Michigan published a 2023 study showing that THCo acetate can release ketene gas (a toxic compound implicated in the 2019 EVALI lung-injury outbreak) when heated to approximately 340°C / 644°F — the temperature range of dab rigs and many vaporizer coils. The risk is specific to heated inhalation. Because "The Asshole" is an edible gummy, that risk does not apply to this format — but we include the warning on every THCo product we sell because we will not sell THCo in any vaporized or heated form, and we want every buyer to know why.

How does the Buy 2, Get Your 3rd FREE promotion work?

Add three rings of "The Asshole" to your cart, and the third ring is automatically deducted at checkout — no code required. Three rings, 804mg of total cannabinoids, and the third ring is on us. The promotion rotates occasionally, so if you see it on the page when you land, that is the window.

Order, Delivery, and the Bottom Line

"The Asshole" Peach Gummy Rings ship from our Houston base to every U.S. state where the formula is legal, and we offer same-day delivery across Greater Houston inside a sixty-mile radius of 810 Richmond. The Buy 2, Get Your 3rd FREE promotion is live on this product right now — three rings, 804mg of six-cannabinoid heat, one ring on the house. We hand-craft every batch, test every batch, and stand behind every milligram on the label. The COA is yours for the asking. The gummy is yours for the ordering.

If you've been waiting for an edible that takes the whole cannabinoid conversation seriously — that uses the full spectrum, not just one note — this is it. Hand-crafted, small-batched, made-to-order, and built to do what a single-cannabinoid gummy can't.

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21 or older to purchase. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Consult a physician before use if you are pregnant, nursing, or taking medication.