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[page_header height="600px" align="center"] [gap height="50px"]The Complete Guide to Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Adair County, Iowa: What Every Iowan Needs to Know About Modern Cannabinoid Medicine Here in Adair County, where the cornfields stretch to the horizon and our community values run as deep as our agricultural roots, we're witnessing a quiet revolution in natural medicine. From the rolling hills around Greenfield to the farmlands dotting our 576 square miles, more Iowans are discovering that the answers to chronic pain, sleepless nights, and the anxiety that comes with rural life's challenges might lie in a plant our state has long cultivated for other purposes. This isn't about getting high. This is about getting well. And it's about time someone gave Adair County residents the straight truth about Rick Simpson Oil—what it is, what it isn't, and how modern science has transformed a crude underground remedy into something our grandparents would recognize as real medicine. Understanding Rick Simpson Oil: The History Every Adair County Resident Should Know Who Was Rick Simpson? Rick Simpson wasn't a doctor. He wasn't a scientist. He was a power engineer from Nova Scotia—a tradesman, not so different from the hardworking folks who keep Adair County's farms and small businesses running. In 1997, after a workplace scaffolding fall left him with persistent tinnitus and dizziness that prescription medications couldn't touch, Simpson turned to cannabis. When his doctor refused to consider it, he began making his own concentrated oil [RS1]. The pivotal moment came in 2003, when Simpson claimed three bumps on his arm—diagnosed as basal cell carcinoma—disappeared after he applied his homemade cannabis oil for four days. No biopsy confirmation exists. No independent medical verification was ever published. But that personal experience became the origin story for what we now call Rick Simpson Oil [RS1][RS2]. Important context:...

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The Complete Guide to Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Adair County, Iowa: What Every Iowan Needs to Know About Modern Cannabinoid Medicine

Here in Adair County, where the cornfields stretch to the horizon and our community values run as deep as our agricultural roots, we’re witnessing a quiet revolution in natural medicine. From the rolling hills around Greenfield to the farmlands dotting our 576 square miles, more Iowans are discovering that the answers to chronic pain, sleepless nights, and the anxiety that comes with rural life’s challenges might lie in a plant our state has long cultivated for other purposes.

This isn’t about getting high. This is about getting well. And it’s about time someone gave Adair County residents the straight truth about Rick Simpson Oil—what it is, what it isn’t, and how modern science has transformed a crude underground remedy into something our grandparents would recognize as real medicine.

Understanding Rick Simpson Oil: The History Every Adair County Resident Should Know

Who Was Rick Simpson?

Rick Simpson wasn’t a doctor. He wasn’t a scientist. He was a power engineer from Nova Scotia—a tradesman, not so different from the hardworking folks who keep Adair County’s farms and small businesses running. In 1997, after a workplace scaffolding fall left him with persistent tinnitus and dizziness that prescription medications couldn’t touch, Simpson turned to cannabis. When his doctor refused to consider it, he began making his own concentrated oil .

The pivotal moment came in 2003, when Simpson claimed three bumps on his arm—diagnosed as basal cell carcinoma—disappeared after he applied his homemade cannabis oil for four days. No biopsy confirmation exists. No independent medical verification was ever published. But that personal experience became the origin story for what we now call Rick Simpson Oil .

Important context: Simpson’s story is personal testimony, not medical evidence. Yet it’s historically significant as the catalyst for a global movement that eventually reached even our corner of Iowa.

The Crusade That Changed Everything

After 2003, Simpson committed himself to giving oil away for free to cancer patients and others in his community. He helped people with conditions ranging from chronic pain to diabetes, glaucoma to depression—exactly the health struggles we see every day here in Adair County .

His story reached millions through the 2005 documentary Run From The Cure, which became the foundation for cannabis oil education worldwide. But it also brought him into conflict with Canadian law. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police raided his property in 2005 and 2009, eventually forcing him to leave Canada for Europe .

The 90-Day Protocol: What Simpson Recommended

Simpson’s core treatment plan was specific: consume 60 grams of oil over approximately 90 days. The titration schedule started with a dose half the size of a grain of rice, three times daily, doubling every four days until reaching 1 gram per day .

Administration methods:

  • Oral (primary): placed under the tongue or swallowed
  • Topical: applied directly to skin lesions with bandages
  • Inhalation: acknowledged for immediate relief but not recommended as primary treatment

Important context for evaluating this protocol:

  • No controlled trial validation exists
  • The material was crude and unstandardized
  • Peak dosing delivered 600-900mg of delta-9 THC daily—far exceeding any studied clinical dose
  • Real risks at these levels include severe intoxication, anxiety, tachycardia, and cannabis use disorder
  • For medically complex cancer patients, using unregulated oil as a primary treatment introduces genuine harm potential

Traditional RSO: What It Actually Was

Traditional RSO was nearly black, thick as tar, with a strong cannabis and sometimes solvent-residual odor. It was made by soaking cannabis in naphtha or isopropyl alcohol, filtering, and evaporating the solvent in a rice cooker .

The problems:

  • Source material: Single high-THC indica strain with no standardization
  • Extraction solvent: Naphtha (petroleum-based) or isopropyl alcohol—not food-grade
  • Cannabinoid profile: 60-90% delta-9 THC, unmeasured and unverified
  • Terpene content: Essentially destroyed by heat
  • Standardization: None—every batch was different
  • Residual solvent risk: Naphtha may contain benzene, toluene, and other carcinogens

This is what Simpson made. It’s not what we’re offering Adair County today.

Traditional RSO vs. Modern Formulated RSO

Dimension Traditional RSO OilWell Formulated RSO
Source material Single high-THC indica strain Multi-cannabinoid blend from multiple sources
Extraction method Naphtha or isopropyl alcohol Modern food-grade ethanol or CO₂ methods
Cannabinoid profile THC-dominant, uncontrolled Seven defined cannabinoids at specific ratios
Terpene content Destroyed by heat Live terpenes at 5% with seven-terpene profile
Standardization None—every batch different Lab-tested with specific mg/mL targets
Lab testing Not available or performed Full panel testing (cannabinoids, terpenes, pesticides, heavy metals, residual solvents, microbial)
Residual solvents Significant risk with naphtha Controlled and tested
Dosing precision Approximate, syringe-based Measured per mL with known content (553 mg/mL)
Product formats Single thick oil only Sublingual oil and vape cartridge with format-specific formulas
THCa preservation No—fully decarboxylated by heat Yes—THCa included as separate ingredient at 1,500 mg
Evidence approach Anecdotal, personal testimony Research-backed, evidence-weighted

Why OilWell’s Formulas Diverge from Traditional RSO

Our approach is informed by science, not nostalgia. We made five deliberate departures:

  1. Multi-cannabinoid approach—Single strains couldn’t address Bentley’s complex needs. Our formula includes seven cannabinoids because the entourage-effect literature suggests potential benefit from diversity [20][29].

  2. Terpene preservation—Traditional RSO destroyed terpenes. We include live terpenes at 5% with a specific seven-terpene profile because terpene bioactivity is plausible and preclinically supported [20][21][23][24][25][26][27][28][29].

  3. THCa as separate ingredient—Traditional RSO fully decarboxylated everything. We preserve THCa at 1,500 mg because the literature suggests non-psychoactive anti-inflammatory and neuroprotective potential [12].

  4. Reduced delta-9 THC dominance—Traditional RSO was 60-90% delta-9 THC. Our formula uses only 90 mg total delta-9 THC while incorporating 6,000 mg delta-8 THC and distributing the rest across CBD, CBG, CBN, and CBC.

  5. Product format innovation—Simpson had one oil. We offer both sublingual oil and vape cartridge, acknowledging that different delivery routes have different pharmacokinetic profiles [14].

The OilWell Cannabis Story: From McAllen to Adair County

Our Founder’s Journey

OilWell Cannabis was founded by Colin Valencia, who grew up in McAllen, Texas—right across the river from Reynosa, Mexico. The Borderplex region taught him about hardship, violence, and the limitations of conventional systems. By sixteen, he’d left home for good. He chose cannabis over darker paths, learning the plant intimately in the traditional cannabis world before transitioning to legal business.

Colin became a formally trained software engineer and did custom development for Baylor College of Medicine. That combination—deep cannabis knowledge plus medical-grade technical precision—defines our approach.

Bentley: The Dog Who Started Everything

Our company’s origin isn’t a business plan. It’s a dog named Bentley. When Bentley became paralyzed and veterinarians recommended euthanasia, Colin refused. A rescue worker asked the question that changed everything: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?”

Colin created CBD golden paste. Bentley got up and brought him his ball. From paralyzed to playing. Dogs don’t respond to placebo—this was real medicine working when pharmaceuticals failed.

Bentley lived another ten years, passing naturally at age twenty. During those years, Colin developed specialized formulas for every age-related condition Bentley faced:

  • Neurodegeneration → CBG’s neuroprotective properties and THCa’s PPARγ agonism
  • Dementia → CBC’s role in neurogenesis
  • Glaucoma → THC’s CB1 agonism for intraocular pressure
  • Arthritis → Multi-pathway anti-inflammatory using CBD, CBG, THCa, and beta-caryophyllene

Colin’s Personal Battle

Colin also knows pharmaceutical dependence firsthand. He struggled with PTSD and Xanax addiction. He quit benzodiazepines cold turkey—a feat notoriously difficult and dangerous—using the cannabinoid knowledge he developed keeping Bentley alive. The Peace Gummies formula that became an OilWell product was created during midnight experiments while fighting benzo withdrawal. Colin personally uses the vape form for insomnia and severe PTSD.

Our Houston Operations

We operate from Montrose, Houston, Texas (810 Richmond Avenue, Houston, TX 77006). Since 2019, we’ve generated approximately one million dollars in annual revenue while maintaining a near-5.0 Google rating. We’re Texas DSHS licensed. All artwork, formulations, and packaging are created in-house in Houston—using only our own recipes and ideas.

ABC13 Houston: Seven Features, Four Years

Between September 2019 and April 2023, ABC13 Houston featured Colin and OilWell in seven distinct news segments spanning business, law, medicine, community health, and politics. When Texas needed to explain cannabis products to its audience, when Delta-8 legality changed overnight, when President Biden announced marijuana pardons—ABC13 called Colin. That media record demonstrates credibility that can’t be purchased, only earned.

The OilWell RSO Philosophy: Four Core Principles

  1. Accessibility over gatekeeping—No medical card required. Anyone age 21+ can purchase. We ship nationwide and internationally. Here in Adair County, where the nearest medical cannabis dispensary might be hours away in Des Moines or Iowa City, our delivery system brings clinical-strength cannabinoids directly to your door.

  2. Patient-controlled potency—THCa is sold in its acidic, non-psychoactive form. You decide whether to use it raw for daytime relief without impairment or decarboxylate it into delta-9 THC for full psychoactive potency. For Adair County residents who need to work, drive tractors, tend to livestock, or simply stay clear-headed during the day, this flexibility is essential.

  3. Open-source formulas—We publish our complete formulas publicly. If you can’t afford our products, you can source ingredients and make your own. This echoes Simpson’s free-distribution ethos for the modern era.

  4. Evidence-informed, not evidence-overstating—We hold ourselves to the same standards we apply to the entire field. The GENERAL KNOWLEDGE section of this document is our commitment to honest education.

Farm Bill Compliance and the THCa Legal Framework

The 2018 Farm Bill legalized hemp-derived products containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC by dry weight. This is particularly relevant for Iowa—a state built on agriculture and hemp innovation.

Our RSO Sublingual Oil contains only 90mg of delta-9 THC in the entire 30mL bottle—3mg per mL—well under the 0.3% threshold. All cannabinoids are hemp-derived, making it legal under federal law and in Iowa.

The THCa distinction: THCa is the acidic, non-psychoactive precursor to delta-9 THC. At the point of sale, it’s Farm Bill compliant. When you heat it at 260°F (125°C) for 45-60 minutes, 1,500mg of THCa converts to approximately 1,315mg of delta-9 THC. Combined with the existing 90mg, this yields ~1,405mg total delta-9 THC—giving you the same potency as traditional illegal RSO, entirely at your discretion after purchase.

For Adair County residents: This means you can legally purchase, possess, and transport our product, then activate it through heating in your own home. The conversion chemistry is straightforward: 1mg THCa = 0.877mg delta-9 THC after decarboxylation.

Important legal notice: THCa converts to delta-9 THC when heated. You are responsible for understanding and complying with Iowa laws regarding cannabinoid products. We ship with full documentation, Certificates of Analysis, and receipts. International customers accept all customs and legal responsibility. Void where prohibited by law.

Open-Source Formulas: Why We Publish Everything

We believe medicine should be accessible. That’s why we publish our complete formulas—every cannabinoid, every milligram, every percentage. If you can’t afford our products, you can source the individual cannabinoid distillates and isolates and make your own version.

This isn’t a marketing strategy. It’s our character. We started by publishing the CBD golden paste recipe that saved Bentley’s life, so any pet owner facing a similar crisis could make it themselves. That same transparency extends to our RSO formulas.

The Three Ways to Use Our RSO: Complete Control for Adair County Residents

Option 1—Raw, no heat: All 1,500mg stays as THCa—completely non-psychoactive. Perfect for Adair County residents who need daytime relief without impairment. You can work, drive, and parent with zero psychoactive effects while accessing anti-inflammatory and neuroprotective benefits [12].

Option 2—Fully activated, home decarboxylation: Heat the oil in an oven-safe glass container at 260°F for 45-60 minutes. Converts THCa to delta-9 THC for full psychoactive potency. Ideal for nighttime use or when maximum therapeutic strength is needed.

Option 3—Vape, auto-decarboxylation: Our vape cartridge operates at 400-450°F, instantly converting THCa to delta-9 THC with each puff. Fastest onset available—1-2 minutes for acute breakthrough pain, panic attacks, or nausea.

Solvent-Free Production: Safety First

Unlike traditional RSO made with naphtha or isopropyl alcohol, our product is a formulated blend of individual cannabinoid distillates combined in a controlled environment. No extraction solvents touch your medicine.

We use organic MCT oil as the carrier—a food-grade lipid that facilitates sublingual absorption and provides a neutral taste. No tar-like consistency. No solvent-residual odor. Just clean, professional medicine.

Third-party lab testing covers:

  • Cannabinoid potency
  • Terpene profile
  • Pesticides (400+ compound screening)
  • Heavy metals (arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury)
  • Residual solvents
  • Microbial contaminants

Certificates of Analysis (COAs) are available on request and through our website.

Our Product Portfolio: Beyond RSO

Asshole Peach—Our most popular product. Carefully formulated for euphoric, long-lasting relief. Particularly favored by veterans for pain and PTSD symptoms.

Peace Gummies—Born from Colin’s benzo withdrawal journey. Also available in vape form for quick relief. Colin personally uses this for insomnia and severe PTSD.

Custom creations—We design products tailored to your specific needs, including formulations for vegans, diabetics, and unique health circumstances.

Two Product Formats: Which is Right for Adair County Residents?

RSO Sublingual Oil—$129.99

  • Volume: 30mL (1 fl oz)
  • Total cannabinoids: 16,590mg (553mg/mL)
  • Cannabinoids: CBD 4,500mg, CBG 3,000mg, delta-8 THC 6,000mg, THCa 1,500mg, delta-9 THC 90mg, CBN 750mg, CBC 750mg
  • Live terpenes: 5% (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)
  • Carrier: Organic MCT oil
  • Dosing: Graduated dropper with 0.1mL increments
  • Onset: 15-45 minutes (sublingual)
  • Peak: 1-2 hours
  • Duration: 4-6 hours
  • Bioavailability: 13-19%
  • Doses per bottle: 40-60 depending on serving size

Best for: Sustained relief, precise dosing, maximum bioavailability, daytime non-psychoactive use (raw), nighttime psychoactive use (decarbed).

RSO Vape Cartridge—$49.99

  • Volume: 1 gram cartridge
  • Total cannabinoids: 900mg+
  • Cannabinoids: Same six-cannabinoid ratio as sublingual (no separate delta-9 THC—auto-decarbs when vaped)
  • Live terpenes: 5%+
  • Compatibility: 510-thread universal battery
  • Onset: 1-2 minutes (fastest delivery)
  • Peak: 10-15 minutes
  • Duration: 2-4 hours
  • Bioavailability: 10-35%
  • THCa conversion: Automatic at 400-450°F

Best for: Fast relief, portability, discretion, breakthrough pain or nausea.

Complete RSO Guide

When to Use Each Format: A Guide for Adair County Lifestyles

Use Case Recommended Format Why It Works for Adair County
Fast relief (acute pain, nausea, panic) Vape 1-2 minute onset—crucial when you’re working in the fields or need immediate help
Sustained relief (chronic pain, sleep) Sublingual 4-6 hour duration gets you through a full day or night
Maximum bioavailability Sublingual 13-19% absorption means more medicine reaches your system
Portability & discretion Vape Compact for trips to Des Moines, Ames, or the Co-op
Precise dosing control Sublingual Graduated dropper perfect for careful titration
Daytime non-psychoactive Sublingual (raw) THCa stays inactive—zero impairment for tractor work or running errands
Nighttime psychoactive Sublingual (decarbed) or Vape Activated THCa + delta-8 THC for restful sleep

Condition-Specific Usage Context for Adair County Residents

Important disclaimer: These usage contexts are informed by cannabinoid research cited in our GENERAL KNOWLEDGE section and by our formulation rationale. They are not medical prescriptions, not FDA-approved treatment protocols, and not a substitute for professional medical care. Always consult a qualified healthcare provider before using cannabinoid products, especially if you have a medical condition, are taking medications, are pregnant or nursing, or have any health concerns. Do not operate vehicles or machinery while under the influence of psychoactive cannabinoids.

Chemotherapy-Related Nausea and Appetite Support

For those making the trek to Des Moines for cancer treatment at MercyOne or Iowa Methodist:

  • Pre-chemo: 0.5-1.0mL sublingual approximately 1 hour before treatment
  • Acute breakthrough nausea: 2-3 vape puffs for immediate relief
  • Post-chemo: 0.5mL sublingual every 6 hours as needed
  • Sleep during treatment: 1.0-2.0mL sublingual before bed (delivers 25-50mg CBN)

Evidence context: delta-8 THC antiemetic evidence [9], delta-9 THC nausea evidence [1][13], CBD anxiolytic buffering [3]

Chronic Pain (Arthritis, Fibromyalgia, Neuropathy)

Common in our aging Adair County population and among those who’ve spent decades in physically demanding work:

  • Daytime: 0.3-0.5mL raw sublingual—anti-inflammatory without psychoactive impairment
  • Nighttime: 0.5-1.0mL decarboxylated sublingual—pain relief plus CBN sleep support
  • Breakthrough pain: Vape as needed for rapid onset

Evidence context: CBD pain evidence [4], delta-9 THC pain evidence [13], beta-caryophyllene CB2 agonism [24], THCa COX-2 inhibition [12]

Sleep Support

Critical for Adair County residents dealing with stress from farm economics, healthcare access, or family concerns:

  • Before bed: 1.0-2.0mL sublingual
  • At 2.0mL: Delivers 50mg CBN—dosage level investigated in 2024 sleep literature
  • At 1.0mL: Delivers 25mg CBN—above threshold associated with reduced sleep disturbance

Evidence context: CBN sleep evidence [16][17], cannabis and sleep review literature

Anxiety and Stress

For the weight of rural life’s uncertainties:

  • Daytime functional relief: 0.3mL raw sublingual—CBD and CBG address anxiety pathways without impairment
  • Nighttime: 1.0mL sublingual—full profile including CBN for sleep architecture

Evidence context: CBD anxiety evidence [3], CBG pharmacology [7][8], limonene entourage effect [20]

Delivery and Accessibility for Adair County, Iowa

We understand that living in rural Iowa means distance from specialized medical providers. The nearest medical cannabis dispensary is likely in Des Moines (about 60 miles west) or Ames (about 80 miles north). For many Adair County residents, that’s an impossibility—especially for those with mobility issues, caregiving responsibilities, or limited transportation.

That’s why we’ve built the most accessible RSO delivery system available.

Shipping to Adair County, Iowa

Nationwide Shipping:

  • USPS Priority Mail: 2-3 business days to Greenfield, Stuart, Adair, and anywhere in Adair County
  • FedEx/UPS Ground: 3-5 business days
  • Discreet packaging: No cannabis branding visible—just a plain box
  • Tracking: Provided for every order
  • Temperature-stable packaging: Essential for Iowa’s hot summers and cold winters
  • Signature-required option: Available for security

For Iowa residents specifically:

  • No medical card required—just age 21+ verification
  • Farm Bill compliant—our products ship legally to all Iowa addresses
  • Full documentation included for your records
  • COAs available digitally and in print

Practical timeline for Adair County:

  • Order Monday, receive Wednesday-Thursday via USPS Priority
  • Order Wednesday, receive Friday-Monday
  • Weekend orders ship Monday morning

What This Means for Adair County

You don’t need to drive to Des Moines. You don’t need a medical card. You don’t need to explain your health condition to anyone. You can order from your home in Greenfield, your farm outside of Orient, or anywhere in Adair County, and have clinical-strength, multi-cannabinoid RSO delivered legally to your door.

For cancer patients at Adair County Memorial Hospital who are considering integrative approaches, for veterans in our community dealing with PTSD, for farmers whose bodies bear decades of physical labor—this is access that didn’t exist even five years ago.

How Our Formulas Connect to the Evidence

Every cannabinoid in our formula has its own evidence profile in our GENERAL KNOWLEDGE section:

  • CBD: Strongest human evidence in seizure disorders; promising but limited in anxiety and pain [1]-[6]
  • CBG: Review-level and preclinical; limited human evidence [7][8]
  • Delta-8 THC: Psychoactive, less characterized than delta-9, real pharmacologic activity [9]-[11]
  • THCa: Non-psychoactive precursor; changes with heating and storage [12]
  • Delta-9 THC: Strongest psychoactive evidence but clearest adverse-effect burden [1][13]-[15]
  • CBN: Weak human evidence; reputation ahead of data [16][17]
  • CBC: Emerging preclinical; clinically immature [18][19]

Every terpene—limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene—has documented bioactivity, but robust human clinical proof of cannabis-specific entourage effects remains limited [20][29].

Bottom line for Adair County residents: We don’t hide behind marketing. We show you the science—what’s proven, what’s promising, and what’s still unknown. That’s how you make informed decisions about your health.

General Knowledge: The Evidence Foundation

Research Method and Evidence Weighting

We prioritize sources in this order: human clinical evidence → systematic reviews → NIH/institutional summaries → preclinical literature. This matters because the evidence base is uneven. CBD and delta-9 THC have the strongest human data; delta-8 THC, THCa, CBG, CBN, CBC, and most terpenes depend more on reviews, animal work, and pharmacology [1]-[29].

Institutional Baseline from NIH

  • Strongest evidence: rare epilepsies, chemotherapy nausea/vomiting, HIV/AIDS appetite
  • FDA has not approved cannabis plant itself for medical use
  • Safety concerns: impairment, motor vehicle crash risk, cannabis use disorder, pregnancy, contamination, labeling inaccuracy [1]

Common Overstatements to Avoid (And What the Science Actually Says)

  • CBN for sleep? Marketing has moved ahead of data. No clinical trials with validated sleep measures substantiate strong sleep-promoting claims [16][17].
  • Myrcene sedation? Preliminary bioactivity exists, but human proof is limited [20][23].
  • Terpene entourage effects? Hypotheses are influential, but robust clinical proof remains limited [20][29].
  • THCa is always non-psychoactive? True only if it stays acidic. Heating converts it to THC [12].
  • Delta-8 is safe because it’s hemp-derived? It’s psychoactive with incomplete safety characterization [9]-[11].

Complete Product Specifications

RSO Sublingual Oil Formula

Cannabinoid Amount
CBD 4,500mg
CBG 3,000mg
Delta-8 THC 6,000mg
THCa 1,500mg
Delta-9 THC 90mg
CBN 750mg
CBC 750mg
Total 16,590mg
  • Concentration: 553mg/mL
  • Live Terpenes: 5% (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)
  • Volume: 30mL
  • Carrier: Organic MCT oil
  • Price: $129.99

RSO Vape Cartridge Formula

Cannabinoid Percentage
CBD 30%
CBG 20%
Delta-8 THC 15%
THCa 10%
CBN 10%
CBC 10%
  • Live Terpenes: 5%+
  • Volume: 1 gram
  • Compatibility: 510-thread universal battery
  • Price: $49.99

Terpene Profile (Both Products)

  • Limonene: Citrus-bright, mood-lifting
  • Myrcene: Earthy, relaxing
  • Caryophyllene: Pepper/spice, CB2 agonist
  • Pinene: Forest-fresh, clarity
  • Linalool: Floral/lavender, calming
  • Humulene: Earthy/woody, anti-inflammatory
  • Terpinolene: Piney/fruity, complex

Competitive Comparison: Why Adair County Residents Choose OilWell

OilWell vs. Iowa’s Medical Cannabis Program (MCUP)

Dimension Iowa MCUP Dispensary RSO OilWell RSO
Cannabinoids THC-only (approx. 420mg THC per 0.5g syringe) 7 cannabinoids: CBD, CBG, delta-8 THC, THCa, delta-9 THC, CBN, CBC
CBG content 0mg 3,000mg
CBN content 0mg 750mg
CBC content 0mg 750mg
Patient-controlled potency No—always fully psychoactive Yes—THCa non-psychoactive until you heat it
Access requirements Iowa medical card with qualifying condition (cancer, PTSD, seizures, etc.) Age 21+ only, no medical card required
Qualifying conditions Cancer, PTSD, epilepsy, autism, terminal illness, chronic pain, others None required
Delivery Must travel to Des Moines, Cedar Rapids, or Waterloo dispensary Ships directly to your Adair County home
Farm Bill compliant No—state medical cannabis program Yes—less than 0.3% delta-9 THC

For Adair County residents: No need to drive 60+ miles to Des Moines. No need to qualify under Iowa’s restrictive list. No need to register with the state. Just order and receive.

OilWell vs. Hemp CBD RSO (e.g., Lazarus Naturals)

Dimension Typical Hemp RSO (10mL, 1,000mg) OilWell RSO (30mL, 16,590mg)
Total cannabinoids 1,000mg 16,590mg
CBD content ~950mg 4,500mg
CBG content ~15mg 3,000mg
CBN content ~0.7mg 750mg
Delta-8 THC 0mg 6,000mg
THCa (convertible) Minimal 1,500mg (→~1,315mg delta-9 THC)
Psychoactive option No meaningful effect Yes—via THCa decarboxylation and delta-8 THC
Price $40-$50 $129.99

The math for Adair County residents: You’re getting 16.6x more total cannabinoids, 300x more CBG, 1,000x more CBN, and psychoactive capability unavailable in standard hemp RSO.

Safety Considerations for Adair County Residents

Age requirement: 21+ for all RSO products

FDA disclaimer: These products are not evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Individual results may vary. Consult your healthcare provider before use.

Iowa-specific legal note: While our products are Farm Bill compliant and legal federally, Iowa law regarding hemp-derived products can be complex. We recommend keeping your COA and receipt with your product. We do not assume legal responsibility for your possession or use after delivery. You assume all risk and must verify local legality.

Safety warnings:

  • May cause drowsiness or impairment
  • Do not operate vehicles, tractors, or machinery while under the influence
  • Consult physician if pregnant or nursing
  • Keep out of reach of children and livestock
  • Store in cool, dry place (Iowa’s temperature extremes can affect product stability)
  • Do not replace proven cancer treatments with RSO

References

Rick Simpson Section References

RS1. Simpson R. Phoenix Tears: The Rick Simpson Story. Simpson RamaDur LLC; 2012.

RS2. Laurette C, director. Run From The Cure: The Rick Simpson Story . 2005.

RS3. Simpson R. Instructions and dosing information published on phoenixtears.ca. Multiple dates. Accessed March 2026.

RS4. Velasco G, Sánchez C, Guzmán M. Towards the use of cannabinoids as antitumour agents. Nat Rev Cancer. 2012;12(6):436-444. PMID: 22555283.

RS5. Guzmán M, Duarte MJ, Blázquez C, et al. A pilot clinical study of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol in patients with recurrent glioblastoma multiforme. Br J Cancer. 2006;95(2):197-203. PMID: 16804518.

RS6. National Cancer Institute. Cannabis and Cannabinoids (PDQ) — Health Professional Version. NIH/NCI. Updated 2024. Available at: https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/treatment/cam/hp/cannabis-pdq

General Knowledge References

  1. National Center for Complementary and Integrative Health. Cannabis Marijuana and Cannabinoids: What You Need To Know. NIH/NCCIH.

  2. Talwar A, Estes E, Aparasu R, Reddy DS. Clinical efficacy and safety of cannabidiol for pediatric refractory epilepsy indications: A systematic review and meta-analysis. Exp Neurol. 2023;359:114238.

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Final Thoughts for Adair County

We didn’t create this guide to sell you something. We created it because people in Adair County—our neighbors across the cornfields—deserve honest, comprehensive information about their health options. Whether you’re a cancer patient at Adair County Memorial Hospital, a veteran in Greenfield struggling with PTSD, a farmer whose back bears decades of hard work, or a caregiver searching for alternatives when conventional medicine falls short, you deserve the truth.

Rick Simpson’s legacy is complicated. He gave his oil away for free and taught people to make it themselves—a philosophy we honor with our open-source formulas. But he also made claims that exceeded the evidence and encouraged people to use his oil instead of proven treatments. That’s a line we won’t cross.

We’re not here to replace your oncologist, your pain specialist, or your primary care physician at Adair County Memorial. We’re here to provide a tool—powerful, precise, and legal—that you can use as part of your own informed health journey.

The same formulas that kept Bentley alive for ten years, that helped Colin quit benzodiazepines, that veterans use for PTSD and chronic pain—that’s what we’re offering Adair County. Not snake oil. Not false hope. Just the best possible version of cannabinoid medicine, backed by every piece of science we can verify, so you can give it a fair shot and decide for yourself if it’s right or wrong for you.

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