Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Alabama: The Complete Guide

When people across Alabama first hear about Rick Simpson Oil, they often come to it the same way — searching for answers when conventional medicine has run out of options. Maybe you’re in Birmingham researching alternatives after a cancer diagnosis. Maybe you’re in Mobile dealing with chronic pain that prescription medications haven’t touched. Maybe you’re a veteran in Huntsville struggling with PTSD and sleep that won’t come. Whatever brought you here, you deserve honest, complete information about what RSO is, what the science actually shows, and how to access it legally in Alabama.

We’re OilWell Cannabis, based in Houston, Texas — and we’ve spent years developing cannabinoid formulations that honor the Rick Simpson tradition while evolving far beyond it. This guide represents everything we know about RSO, cannabinoids, and their therapeutic potential, delivered with the same honesty we’d want if we were the ones reading it.

Understanding Rick Simpson Oil: The Alabama Context

Let’s start with the fundamental question: What is RSO?

Rick Simpson Oil is a concentrated cannabis extract named after Rick Simpson, a Canadian engineer who began making and distributing cannabis oil in the early 2000s after a personal health crisis. His story has become legendary in the cannabis community — a regular person who felt failed by conventional medicine, discovered concentrated cannabis extract, and spent years giving it away for free to anyone who asked.

Who Is Rick Simpson?

Rick Simpson was born in 1949 in Amherst, Nova Scotia, Canada. He wasn’t a doctor, scientist, or medical professional — he was a power engineer and maintenance worker. His path into cannabis advocacy began with personal suffering and a deep distrust of the medical system.

In 1997, while working at a hospital in Moncton, New Brunswick, Simpson fell from scaffolding and suffered a serious head injury. The aftermath included persistent tinnitus, dizziness, and post-concussion symptoms that conventional medicine couldn’t resolve. According to Simpson, the medications he was prescribed either didn’t help or made things worse. When he asked his physician to support or prescribe cannabis, his request was refused.

His interest in concentrated cannabis oil deepened after learning about a 1974 study funded by the National Institute of Health at the Medical College of Virginia. That study — originally intended to demonstrate harm — reported that THC slowed or shrank tumors in mice. The findings were never replicated in controlled human cancer trials, but they became foundational in Simpson’s advocacy.

The 2003 Personal Experience

In 2003, Simpson reported that three bumps on his arm were diagnosed by his doctor as basal cell carcinoma. Rather than pursuing conventional treatment, he applied concentrated cannabis oil directly to the lesions, covered them with bandages, and waited. According to his account, the bumps disappeared within four days.

Important context for Alabama readers: No independent medical verification of Simpson’s outcome has been published. No biopsy confirmation or clinical follow-up is documented in peer-reviewed sources. This is personal testimony — historically significant as the catalyst for a global movement, but not medical evidence.

Alabama has significant skin cancer rates due to our southern climate and outdoor lifestyles. We understand why this story resonates here. But honest education requires being clear about what’s documented and what isn’t.

What Traditional RSO Actually Was

Traditional RSO as Simpson made it was defined by his method and materials:

• Source material: High-THC, indica-dominant cannabis. No strain standardization — the starting material varied by availability and growing season.
• Extraction solvent: Naphtha (a petroleum-based solvent) or 99% isopropyl alcohol — neither food-grade.
• Process: Cannabis plant material covered in solvent, agitated, filtered, evaporated in a rice cooker. The heat involved converted essentially all THCa to THC and destroyed most terpenes.
• Cannabinoid profile: Fully decarboxylated, THC-dominant (estimated 60-90% THC), with minor cannabinoids at natural but uncontrolled ratios. No lab testing. No standardization.
• Terpene content: Minimal to none. The solvent and heat process destroyed volatile compounds.
• Every batch was different. No Certificate of Analysis. No potency verification. No contaminant screening.

The 60-Gram, 90-Day Protocol

Simpson developed a specific treatment protocol that he recommended for cancer and other serious conditions:

Goal: Consume 60 grams of concentrated cannabis oil over approximately 90 days.

Week 1: Begin with approximately half a grain of rice (10-15 mg), three times daily — roughly 30-45 mg total per day.

Weeks 2-5: Double the dose approximately every four days to build THC tolerance gradually, reaching approximately 1 gram (1,000 mg) per day by week 5.

Weeks 5-12: Maintain 1 gram per day divided into three doses until the full 60 grams are consumed.

Post-protocol: Simpson recommended maintenance doses of 1-2 grams per month indefinitely.

Critical context for Alabama readers: This protocol was designed around crude, unstandardized material. At peak dosing, patients consumed approximately 600-900 mg of delta-9 THC per day. For comparison, FDA-approved dronabinol is typically dosed at 2.5-20 mg per day. Simpson’s doses far exceed anything studied in controlled clinical settings.

Consuming 600-900 mg THC daily carries serious risks: severe intoxication, impairment, anxiety, panic, tachycardia, hypotension, and cannabis use disorder. These doses have never been validated in controlled trials for any condition.

What Simpson Claimed vs. What Evidence Shows

Simpson claimed RSO could cure cancer, diabetes, infections, glaucoma, arthritis, depression, insomnia, and numerous other conditions. He maintained that pharmaceutical companies and government agencies were actively suppressing this knowledge.

What preclinical science shows:

• THC and CBD can induce apoptosis and reduce angiogenesis in certain cancer cell lines in laboratory settings
• Animal studies show some tumor-growth inhibition
• These findings have generated legitimate scientific interest

What preclinical science does NOT show:

• No human clinical trial has demonstrated that RSO or any cannabis oil preparation cures cancer
• The gap between laboratory findings and human outcomes is vast
• Several small human trials in cancer contexts have been exploratory and haven’t produced results supporting cure claims

Institutional positions:

• The U.S. National Cancer Institute acknowledges cannabinoid anticancer research but doesn’t endorse cannabis as cancer treatment
• The FDA has not approved any cannabis plant product for cancer
• NCCIH identifies the strongest cannabinoid evidence as: rare epilepsies, chemotherapy nausea/vomiting, and HIV/AIDS appetite indications — not cancer cure

What Simpson got right: He drew attention to cannabinoids as serious biomedical research at a time when the world was ignoring it. He helped create conditions for the legal cannabis industry. The term “RSO” remains the most recognized name for full-spectrum cannabis extract.

What he overstated: The leap from preclinical signals to cancer cure wasn’t supported by evidence when Simpson made it and still isn’t today. Encouraging patients to rely on RSO as primary treatment in place of proven oncologic therapies carries genuine harm potential.

Alabama’s Cannabis Landscape

Understanding RSO in Alabama requires understanding our state’s specific legal and medical context.

Medical Cannabis in Alabama

Alabama passed the Darren “Darcell” O’Neal Medical Cannabis Act in 2021, creating a medical cannabis program for qualifying patients with conditions including:

• Cancer
• PTSD
• Chronic pain (with specific criteria)
• Epilepsy
• Autism
• Crohn’s disease
• Multiple sclerosis
• Terminal illness

However, Alabama’s medical cannabis program has faced implementation delays. As of now, the program is not yet fully operational for patient access. Even when operational, medical cannabis cards require physician certification, qualifying condition documentation, and state registration fees.

Agricultural Hemp and Farm Bill Compliance

The 2018 Farm Bill legalized hemp and hemp-derived products containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC by dry weight at the federal level. This creates a legal pathway for certain cannabinoid products in Alabama and all other states.

OilWell’s RSO formulas are designed around this framework:

• The sublingual oil contains only 90 mg of delta-9 THC in the entire 30 mL bottle — well under 0.3%
• All cannabinoids are hemp-derived
• THCa is sold in its acidic form, which converts to delta-9 THC only when heated by the customer after purchase
• Products ship nationwide to states where Farm Bill-compliant hemp products are legal

This is a fundamentally different legal category than traditional RSO, which was always fully activated, high-THC, and illegal to produce, possess, or transport.

Product Access From Alabama

Alabama residents can access Farm Bill-compliant cannabinoid products without a medical card. OilWell ships nationwide via USPS, FedEx, and UPS. For Alabama customers:

• Standard shipping: 3-5 business days
• Orders ship from Houston, Texas
• Full documentation and Certificates of Analysis provided
• Customer verifies product legality in their specific jurisdiction

How OilWell’s RSO Differs From Traditional RSO

We need to be direct: OilWell’s products are not traditional Rick Simpson Oil. They’re informed by the RSO tradition but deliberately designed to solve the problems that limited Simpson’s original vision.

Dimension	Traditional RSO	OilWell Formulated RSO
Source material	Single high-THC indica strain, uncontrolled	Multi-cannabinoid blend from multiple verified sources
Extraction method	Naphtha or isopropyl alcohol — not food-grade	Modern production with no solvent residue; organic MCT oil carrier
Cannabinoid profile	THC-dominant, uncontrolled, never lab-verified	Seven defined cannabinoids at specific mg amounts, lab-tested
Terpene content	Destroyed by solvent and heat process	Live terpenes at 5% with defined seven-terpene profile
Standardization	None — every batch different	Lab-verified potency and purity
Lab testing	Not available or performed	Full panel: potency, terpenes, pesticides, heavy metals, residual solvents, microbial
Dosing precision	Approximate, syringe-based	Exact mg/mL (553 mg active cannabinoids per mL) with graduated dropper
THCa status	Fully decarboxylated by heat	Preserved at 1,500 mg as separate ingredient — customer controls activation
Evidence approach	Anecdotal, personal testimony	Research-backed, evidence-weighted with full citations

Why Modern Formulation Matters for Alabama

Alabama residents deserve cannabinoid products that solve the fundamental problems with traditional RSO:

Safety: Naphtha and isopropyl alcohol aren’t food-grade. Modern production eliminates solvent residue risk entirely.

Consistency: Every batch of traditional RSO was different. OilWell’s products deliver the same cannabinoid profile every time.

Dosing precision: Simpson’s protocol assumed crude, unknown-potency material. A graduated dropper and verified mg/mL measurements let you control what you’re actually taking.

Patient-controlled potency: Traditional RSO was always psychoactive — you had no choice. OilWell’s THCa formulation lets you decide: use it raw for non-psychoactive benefits, or decarboxylate at home for full potency.

Transparency: OilWell publishes complete formulas publicly. You can see every cannabinoid, every terpene, every mg amount. If you can’t afford to buy, you can source the ingredients yourself.

Our Open-Source Philosophy: Complete Formulas Published

Rick Simpson gave his oil away for free and taught people how to make it. He never patented his method. He never charged patients.

We’ve adapted that ethos for the modern cannabinoid marketplace. We sell professionally manufactured, lab-tested, standardized products for those who want convenience and quality. We also publish every formula so that anyone who can’t afford our products can see exactly what’s in them, source the individual cannabinoid distillates, and make their own version.

This isn’t a marketing strategy — it’s foundational behavior.

Before we ever published RSO formulas, Colin Valencia published the CBD golden paste recipe that saved his dog Bentley’s life. When Bentley was paralyzed and facing euthanasia, Colin — who had moved tons of cannabis but never explored therapeutic applications — learned from a rescue worker about CBD. The golden paste he developed got Bentley walking again. Dogs don’t respond to placebo. This was real.

Bentley lived another ten years, reaching age twenty naturally. During those years, Colin developed formulations for every condition Bentley faced: CBG for neuroprotection, THCa for brain cell protection, CBC for neurogenesis, THC for glaucoma, multi-pathway anti-inflammatory approaches for arthritis. Single cannabinoids weren’t enough. Bentley’s evolving conditions required multi-cannabinoid precision.

That’s why OilWell’s RSO contains seven cannabinoids instead of one or two. This wasn’t a marketing decision — it came from a decade of keeping a beloved companion alive.

The Golden Paste Recipe That Started Everything

For Alabama pet owners facing similar situations, here’s the foundational recipe — free:

Ingredients:

• ½ cup organic turmeric powder
• 1 cup water
• ⅓ cup coconut oil (unrefined, organic)
• 1-2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper (important for absorption)
• CBD oil (dosage depends on pet size and needs; consult a veterinarian)

Instructions:

1. Combine turmeric and water in a saucepan. Stir over low heat until it forms a thick paste (7-10 minutes). Add water if too thick.
2. Add coconut oil and black pepper. Stir until thoroughly mixed.
3. Cool and store in refrigerator for up to 2 weeks.
4. Mix CBD oil into a small amount of paste before serving. Start low and adjust based on response.

Serving: Mix small amounts with food once or twice daily. Always consult with a veterinarian before starting any new supplement.

OilWell’s RSO Sublingual Oil: Complete Specifications

Format: 30 mL bottle with graduated dropper (0.1 mL increments)

Total cannabinoids: 16,590 mg (553 mg per mL)

Cannabinoid	Amount per Bottle
CBD	4,500 mg
CBG	3,000 mg
Delta-8 THC	6,000 mg
THCa	1,500 mg
Delta-9 THC	90 mg
CBN	750 mg
CBC	750 mg
Live terpenes	5%

Terpene profile: Limonene, Myrcene, β-Caryophyllene, Pinene, Linalool, Humulene, Terpinolene

Carrier: Organic MCT oil

Price: $129.99

What Each Cannabinoid Does: Evidence-Based Summary

CBD (4,500 mg): Cannabidiol has the strongest human evidence of any cannabinoid in this formula. It’s the compound with FDA approval for certain seizure disorders and the most developed clinical research. The 2024 systematic review on CBD for anxiety showed a statistically significant anxiolytic signal across 316 participants, though authors stressed the clinical sample remains limited. Pain evidence is promising but heterogeneous. Sleep evidence remains methodologically weak. Safety concerns include possible drug interactions and liver enzyme elevation in some contexts.

CBG (3,000 mg): Cannabigerol is the “mother cannabinoid” — biosynthetic precursor to THC and CBD. It’s pharmacologically distinct, interacting with cannabinoid receptors, alpha-2 adrenoceptors, and 5-HT1A pathways. Review literature discusses possible relevance to neurological disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, and antibacterial activity, but these are pharmacology-led hypotheses, not mature clinical conclusions. The 2024 Washington State University study on hemp-derived CBG found that 20mg significantly reduced anxiety at 20, 45, and 60 minutes post-ingestion — the first human clinical trial of CBG specifically.

Delta-8 THC (6,000 mg): Delta-8 is a psychoactive cannabinoid, structurally similar to delta-9 THC but less potent. The 2022 comparative pharmacology review concluded that delta-8 and delta-9 have broadly similar pharmacokinetic and pharmacodynamic behavior. Delta-8 is a partial CB1 agonist with cannabimimetic activity. It’s being marketed as “milder” than delta-9, but the safety evidence is less developed. Manufacturing quality varies significantly across the industry.

THCa (1,500 mg): Tetrahydrocannabinolic acid is the non-psychoactive precursor to delta-9 THC. It doesn’t produce psychoactive effects in its acidic form, but converts to THC when heated. Research suggests possible anti-inflammatory activity via COX-2 inhibition and neuroprotective potential via PPARγ agonism. This is what creates the patient-controlled potency: use raw for non-psychoactive benefits, or decarboxylate at home for full psychoactive potency.

Delta-9 THC (90 mg): Only 3 mg per mL — dramatically lower than traditional RSO. Delta-9 has the best-established evidence for chemotherapy-induced nausea and vomiting, HIV/AIDS appetite stimulation, and some pain contexts. It also carries the clearest adverse-effect burden: impairment, anxiety at high doses, dependency potential, and psychiatric risk in vulnerable individuals.

CBN (750 mg): Cannabinol is widely marketed for sleep, but the clinical support is surprisingly weak. The 2021 narrative review found no clinical trials using validated sleep questionnaires or formal polysomnography that substantiate sleep claims. CBN is what THC degrades into over time — it’s often discussed in aging cannabis chemistry. The compound has cultural reputation that exceeds evidence.

CBC (750 mg): Cannabichromene has distinct pharmacodynamics from better-known cannabinoids. The 2024 focused review highlights antinociceptive, antibacterial, and anti-seizure research interest, but human clinical confirmation is lacking. Like CBG, it’s a scientifically credible minor cannabinoid that deserves more research.

Terpene Effects: What the Science Actually Shows

Terpene	Aroma/Flavor	Research Context
Limonene	Citrus, bright	Multi-functional monoterpene with antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, and immune-modulatory signals in preclinical literature. The Drexel University 2024 study found limonene combined with THC reduces anxiety, providing clinical evidence of entourage effect. Oxidation products are contact allergens — safety matters.
Myrcene	Earthy, musky	Often marketed as sedating (“couch-lock”), but human evidence for that claim is limited. Preclinical work shows anti-inflammatory and analgesic properties.
β-Caryophyllene	Pepper, spice	Selective CB2 receptor agonist — unusual for a terpene. This makes it especially relevant pharmacologically. Anti-inflammatory, immunomodulatory, and neuroprotective signals in review literature.
Pinene	Forest, pine	Brain-health literature discusses antioxidant and neuroprotective signals, but claims about memory improvement or counteracting THC cognitive effects remain hypotheses.
Linalool	Floral, lavender	Associated with stress and mood modulation in preclinical work. The 2021 brain-health review found enough signal for continued neurological investigation. Oxidation products are contact allergens.
Humulene	Earthy, woody	2024 scoping review found broad preclinical anti-inflammatory evidence and some rodent work suggesting cannabimimetic properties via CB1 and adenosine pathways.
Terpinolene	Piney, fruity, sparkling	Among the least clinically characterized terpenes. 2021 systematic review confirmed biological effects in animal studies, but human trials are lacking.

Important note on entourage effects: The 2024 comprehensive review found terpene bioactivity plausible and sometimes compelling, but robust proof of clinically meaningful entourage effects in humans remains limited. We include terpenes because the science is interesting — not because it’s settled.

The Decarboxylation Choice: Patient-Controlled Potency

This is where OilWell’s RSO fundamentally differs from traditional RSO.

Traditional RSO was always fully decarboxylated. The heat involved in making the oil converted all THCa into delta-9 THC. Patients had no choice about psychoactivity — the oil was always psychoactive.

OilWell’s sublingual formula contains 1,500 mg THCa in its acidic, non-psychoactive form. This creates three distinct options:

Option 1: Raw, No Heat

All 1,500 mg THCa stays as THCa — completely non-psychoactive. The THCa research suggests potential anti-inflammatory activity and neuroprotective properties.

Best for: Alabama professionals who need to work, drive, parent, or function during the day. Zero psychoactive impairment.

Option 2: Home Decarboxylation

Heat the oil at 260°F (125°C) for 45-60 minutes in an oven-safe glass container. This converts THCa to delta-9 THC.

Conversion chemistry: THCa molecular weight is 358.47 g/mol. The decarboxylation ratio is approximately 1 mg THCa = 0.877 mg delta-9 THC after conversion (loss of CO₂).

So 1,500 mg THCa → approximately 1,315 mg delta-9 THC.
Combined with the 90 mg delta-9 already in the formula → approximately 1,405 mg total delta-9.

Best for: Alabama patients who want full therapeutic potency and are managing their psychoactivity intentionally.

Partial decarboxylation: You can decarboxylate only a portion of your bottle by transferring a measured amount to a second container. The remainder stays as THCa.

Option 3: Vape — Instant Decarboxylation

The RSO Vape Cartridge delivers cannabinoids at 400-450°F. Every puff instantly converts THCa to delta-9 THC.

Best for: Acute breakthrough needs — pain, nausea, panic — where 1-2 minute onset matters.

RSO Vape Cartridge: For Acute Situations

Format: 1-gram cartridge, 510-thread compatible

Cannabinoid	Percentage
CBD	30%
CBG	20%
Delta-8 THC	15%
THCa	10%
CBN	10%
CBC	10%
Live terpenes	5%+

Price: $49.99

Onset: 1-2 minutes (fastest cannabinoid delivery method)
Peak: 10-15 minutes
Duration: 2-4 hours
Bioavailability: 10-35% (variable based on inhalation technique)

Why two formats?

• Vape: For breakthrough symptoms when you need relief in 1-2 minutes
• Sublingual: For sustained relief over 4-6 hours with more precise dosing control

When to Choose Each Format

Need	Format	Why
Acute pain flare	Vape	1-2 minute onset
Chemotherapy nausea (pre-treatment)	Sublingual	Take 1 hour before, sustained coverage
Sleep support	Sublingual	4-6 hour duration, CBN for sleep architecture
Daytime functional relief	Sublingual (raw)	THCa stays non-psychoactive
Nighttime therapeutic potency	Sublingual (decarbed)	Activated THCa + delta-8 for full experience
Precise dosing	Sublingual	Graduated dropper in 0.1 mL increments
Portability	Vape	No measuring, compact

Condition-Specific Usage Context

Important disclaimer: The following contexts are informed by cannabinoid research and OilWell’s formulation rationale. They are not medical prescriptions, not FDA-approved treatment protocols, and not substitutes for professional medical care. These products have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always consult a healthcare provider before using cannabinoid products, especially if you have a medical condition, take medications, are pregnant or nursing, or have health concerns. Do not operate vehicles or machinery while under the influence of psychoactive cannabinoids.

Chemotherapy-Related Nausea and Appetite Support

Alabama cancer patients at UAB Medicine, Northside Hospital, and oncology clinics statewide deserve honest information about cannabinoid evidence:

• Pre-chemo: 0.5-1.0 mL sublingual approximately one hour before treatment
• Acute breakthrough nausea: 2-3 vape puffs for 1-2 minute onset
• Post-chemo: 0.5 mL every 6 hours as needed
• Sleep during treatment: 1.0-2.0 mL sublingual before bed (delivers 25-50 mg CBN)

Evidence context: Delta-8 THC has documented antiemetic properties [9]. Delta-9 THC has FDA-approved indications for chemotherapy-induced nausea and vomiting [1][13]. CBD has anxiolytic evidence that may help with anticipatory nausea [3].

Chronic Pain (Fibromyalgia, Arthritis, Neuropathy)

Alabama has significant chronic pain populations. The 2022 systematic review of cannabis-based products for chronic pain found that high-THC or balanced THC:CBD ratios may provide short-term pain benefit, but increased dizziness, sedation, and treatment discontinuation [13].

• Daytime: 0.3-0.5 mL raw sublingual — anti-inflammatory cannabinoid exposure without psychoactive impairment
• Nighttime: 0.5-1.0 mL decarbed sublingual — combines pain relief with CBN for sleep
• Breakthrough: Vape for rapid onset

Evidence context: CBD has emerging but heterogeneous pain evidence [4]. Beta-caryophyllene works as a CB2 agonist with anti-inflammatory signals [24]. THCa research suggests COX-2 inhibition potential [12].

Sleep Support

Alabama sleep research shows significant insomnia rates. At 2.0 mL, OilWell’s sublingual delivers 50 mg CBN — above the 20 mg threshold associated with sleep signal in published literature, though CBN evidence overall is weak [16][17].

• Before bed: 1.0-2.0 mL sublingual
• Middle-of-night awakening: 0.5 mL sublingual

Evidence context: Sleep literature is methodologically weak overall [5][16][17]. CBN’s reputation exceeds evidence.

Anxiety and Stress

Alabama residents dealing with anxiety deserve products that address without impairment:

• Daytime functional: 0.3 mL raw sublingual — CBD and CBG address anxiety pathways without psychoactivity
• Nighttime: 1.0 mL sublingual — full profile including CBN

Evidence context: CBD anxiety evidence shows clinically significant anxiolytic signal [3]. CBG has emerging anxiety research from WSU [7]. Limonene THC combination showed anxiety reduction in clinical study [20].

General Titration Principle for Alabama Patients

Start low, go slow.

Begin with 0.25-0.5 mL sublingual. Assess effects over 2-3 hours before increasing. Individual responses vary based on body weight, metabolism, tolerance, concurrent medications, and other factors.

Why Seven Cannabinoids Instead of Just THC

Traditional RSO was overwhelmingly delta-9 THC — often 60-90% of total content.

OilWell’s formula distributes 16,590 mg across seven cannabinoids:

• CBD (4,500 mg): Anxiety, inflammation, seizure evidence
• CBG (3,000 mg): Emerging neuroprotection, antibacterial, anxiety research
• Delta-8 THC (6,000 mg): Antiemetic, psychoactive but less potent than delta-9
• THCa (1,500 mg): Non-psychoactive with conversion option
• Delta-9 THC (90 mg): Minimal to meet legal requirements
• CBN (750 mg): Sleep support (reputation exceeds evidence)
• CBC (750 mg): Emerging neurogenesis, antibacterial research

Why this matters: The entourage effect literature — the hypothesis that multiple cannabinoids and terpenes work better together than in isolation — provides theoretical framework [20][29]. Whether robust clinical proof of entourage effects exists remains limited, but the science is plausible enough to warrant multi-cannabinoid formulation.

Colin discovered this necessity keeping Bentley alive for twenty years. Single cannabinoids couldn’t address his evolving conditions. Precision mattered — Bentley’s life depended on formula accuracy, not guesswork.

The People Behind OilWell: Why We Do This

Colin Valencia founded OilWell Cannabis in Houston, Texas. His story shaped everything about how we approach cannabinoid medicine.

The Border Town Origin

Colin grew up in McAllen, Texas — across the river from Reynosa, Tamaulipas, Mexico. The Borderplex region is one of the most economically challenged and dangerous areas along the U.S.-Mexico border. McAllen has contradictions: vibrant culture alongside poverty. Reynosa faces cartel violence that makes it harsh for anyone growing up there.

Colin’s childhood involved exposure to the complexities of border life — including transporting items across for various groups. Many of his closest friends were killed or imprisoned. By sixteen, he had to leave home.

He chose cannabis over darker paths. He grew up in the traditional cannabis world before legalization, learning the plant intimately. Eventually, he transitioned to building a legitimate business in an industry he believed in.

Later, Colin became a formally trained software engineer and did custom development work for Baylor College of Medicine in the Texas Medical Center. That combination — deep cannabis knowledge plus medical-grade technical precision — defines OilWell’s approach.

Bentley’s Story: The Mission Origin

Bentley was more than a pet. When he became paralyzed, veterinarians recommended euthanasia. The pain medications they offered would destroy his internal organs.

Colin had moved tons of cannabis for recreational use but had never explored therapeutic applications. A rescue worker named Jessica asked the question that changed everything: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?”

Colin learned to create CBD golden paste for Bentley. It wasn’t a cure — it was hope. And that hope delivered what veterinary medicine said was impossible. Bentley got up. He walked over and brought his ball to play.

Dogs don’t respond to placebo. This was cannabinoid medicine doing what pharmaceuticals couldn’t.

Bentley lived another ten years, reaching age twenty naturally. During that decade, Colin developed formulations for every condition Bentley faced: CBG for neuroprotection, THCa for brain cell protection, CBC for neurogenesis, THC for glaucoma, multi-pathway approaches for arthritis.

Colin’s Personal Experience

Colin also knows pharmaceutical dependence personally. He struggled with PTSD and benzodiazepine addiction. When he decided to break free from Xanax, he did it cold turkey — using the cannabinoid knowledge he’d developed saving Bentley.

The Peace Gummies formula was born during midnight experiments in benzodiazepine withdrawal. Colin personally uses the vape form for insomnia and severe PTSD management.

This is not theoretical knowledge. Colin lived what RSO patients live: desperation for relief, failed pharmaceuticals, the discovery that cannabinoids work when pills don’t.

Our Houston Origin

OilWell Cannabis operates from 810 Richmond Avenue in Houston’s Montrose neighborhood (the address is 810 Richmond Avenue, Houston, TX 77006). We’ve been operating since 2019, generating approximately $1 million in annual revenue, maintaining a near-5.0 Google rating, and holding a Texas DSHS license.

All our artwork, formulations, and packaging are created in-house in Houston. We’re not mass-produced — every product carries our intention.

Media Recognition: Independent Verification

Between September 2019 and April 2023, ABC13 Houston (KTRK) — the ABC affiliate serving America’s fourth-largest city — featured Colin Valencia and OilWell in seven distinct news segments across five different reporters: Tom Abrahams, Steve Campion, Shelley Childers, Nick Natario, and KTRK staff.

No other Houston cannabis operator appears with that frequency or across that breadth of subject matter during the same period.

The Consistent Message

From Colin’s first ABC13 interview in September 2019:

“I’m not trying to sell people snake oil. I’m not trying to sell people hope. But there’s enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of to give it a fair shot as to whether it’s right or wrong for them.”

This philosophy has remained consistent across every media appearance. In March 2021, Colin explained: “People think that everyone just wants to get high and it’s about giggling… But that’s a different version of therapy, and people are looking for things to help them with real pain. Pain comes in a lot of different forms.”

The Personal Revelation

In October 2022, during ABC13’s coverage of the Biden marijuana pardon announcement, Colin revealed his own cannabis conviction history:

“You face challenges with housing, loans, and banking, I mean with about everything.”

“I would love to see people not get hurt for this anymore.”

Every previous interview carries additional weight when you understand that Colin personally experienced the consequences of cannabis criminalization — then built a legitimate business to operate with integrity.

Community Action

In August 2021, during COVID-19, OilWell gave away 1,000 caviar pre-rolls (approximately $35,000 in product) to encourage vaccination:

“We just want Houston to be as healthy as possible. We’re not doctors. We’re not experts. We don’t have any political agenda. Come and participate if it’s right and safe for you and your loved ones!”

The company coordinated with the city of Houston to amplify vaccination — not politics.

Ethics During Regulatory Crisis

In October 2021, Texas DSHS announced that delta-8 THC had been reclassified as Schedule I overnight. Colin proactively removed all delta-8 products before enforcement began and warned other operators who were unknowingly shipping what had become Schedule I narcotics:

“So those people are now, because they didn’t know, shipping Schedule 1 narcotics, and people are receiving it.”

Willingness to absorb major revenue loss to act ethically — that’s OilWell’s character.

Legal Framework: Farm Bill Compliance

Alabama residents need to understand exactly what they’re purchasing and how it remains legal.

The 2018 Farm Bill Framework

The Agricultural Improvement Act of 2018 legalized hemp and hemp-derived products containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC by dry weight at the federal level.

OilWell’s RSO sublingual oil contains only 90 mg of delta-9 THC in the entire 30 mL bottle — 3 mg per mL. This is well under the 0.3% threshold.

All cannabinoids in the formula are hemp-derived. The product is legal under federal law and ships to Alabama and other states where Farm Bill-compliant products are permitted.

The THCa Distinction

THCa — tetrahydrocannabinolic acid — is the acidic, non-psychoactive precursor to delta-9 THC. It’s not delta-9 THC itself.

This distinction is legally significant: THCa is Farm Bill compliant at point of sale because it hasn’t been converted to delta-9 THC yet.

Customer control: The customer can decarboxylate THCa into delta-9 THC at home by heating at 260°F for 45-60 minutes. This converts approximately 1,315 mg of delta-9 THC from the THCa. Combined with the 90 mg already in the formula, that’s approximately 1,405 mg total delta-9 THC — psychoactive potency comparable to traditional illegal RSO, achieved 100% legally through customer-controlled activation after purchase.

Important legal notice: Customers are responsible for understanding and complying with their local laws. OilWell ships with full documentation, Certificates of Analysis, and receipts. International customers accept all customs and legal responsibility.

Access for Alabama Residents

Shipping to Alabama

• USPS Priority Mail: 2-3 business days
• FedEx/UPS Ground: 3-5 business days
• Discreet packaging: No cannabis branding visible
• Tracking provided for all orders
• Temperature-stable packaging for Alabama’s heat

No Medical Card Required

OilWell products are Farm Bill-compliant hemp products. You can purchase without a medical card — age 21+ only.

What You Receive

Every order includes:

• Product with verified potency
• Certificate of Analysis (COA) from third-party lab
• Complete cannabinoid and terpene profile
• Residual solvent, pesticide, heavy metal, and microbial testing results
• Documentation for legal compliance

Quality Assurance: Testing Standards

Every OilWell batch undergoes third-party laboratory testing:

Potency testing: HPLC/UHPLC analysis confirms every cannabinoid to ±2% accuracy

Heavy metals screening: ICP-MS testing for arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury below FDA limits

Pesticide analysis: 400+ compound screening via LC-MS/MS and GC-MS/MS

Residual solvents: FDA Class 3 limits (<5,000 ppm) verified by headspace GC

Microbial testing: Comprehensive pathogen screening including E. coli, Salmonella, Aspergillus

Certificates of Analysis are available on request and accessible through the OilWell website.

Beyond RSO: Our Broader Product Line

“The Asshole” Peach Gummy Rings — $39.99
Our best-selling product. 268 mg total cannabinoids per ring: 28 mg delta-9 THC, 50 mg delta-8 THC, 20 mg delta-10 THC, 20 mg THCo, 100 mg CBD, 50 mg CBG. Favored by veterans for PTSD and pain relief.

Peace Gummy Peaches — $34.99
Born from Colin’s own benzodiazepine withdrawal. 320 mg total cannabinoids per peach: 30 mg CBN, 15 mg delta-9 THC, 25 mg delta-8 THC, 100 mg CBD, 150 mg CBG. Also available in vape form for rapid relief.

SWEETEMintz Sugar-Free Vegan Peppermint Hard Candy — $39.99
28 mg delta-9 Nano THC, 100 mg Nano CBD, 50 mg CBG Isolate. Zero sugar, 100% vegan — designed for diabetic and health-conscious consumers.

Custom Creations
We design tailored products on request for specific cannabinoid ratios, delivery formats, or health circumstances — including formulations for vegans, diabetics, and those with specific dietary needs.

Common Questions From Alabama

Is this legal in Alabama?

OilWell’s RSO products are hemp-derived and contain less than 0.3% delta-9 THC, making them Farm Bill compliant. They ship to Alabama as legal hemp products. Alabama residents should verify current local regulations, as laws change.

Will this show up on a drug test?

Yes. Delta-8 THC and activated THCa will trigger THC-positive drug tests. If you’re subject to drug testing for employment, legal, or professional reasons in Alabama, consider this carefully. The raw (non-decarboxylated) sublingual product contains THCa, which stays THCa when not heated — but cross-reactivity and individual metabolism vary.

Do I need a medical card?

No. OilWell products are Farm Bill-compliant hemp products available to anyone age 21+.

How is this different from what I’d get at a dispensary?

In states with medical programs, dispensary RSO is typically high-THC, single-cannabinoid, and requires a medical card. OilWell’s RSO is multi-cannabinoid, precisely formulated, terpene-enhanced, Farm Bill-compliant, and available without a medical card. You also get the patient-controlled THCa feature — use raw for non-psychoactive benefits or decarboxylate for full potency.

What about dosing compared to Simpson’s 60-gram protocol?

Simpson’s protocol was designed around crude, unstandardized material with estimated 60-90% THC content. OilWell’s product is fundamentally different — 553 mg/mL across seven cannabinoids with dramatically lower delta-9 THC (90 mg total in the 30 mL bottle). Don’t apply Simpson’s gram-based dosing to this product. Start at 0.25-0.5 mL and titrate based on individual response.

Can I drive after taking this?

Not if you’ve decarboxylated the product or used the vape. Delta-8 and activated THCa cause impairment. For daytime functional use in Alabama without impairment, use the sublingual product raw (no heat).

How does shipping work?

We ship nationwide via USPS, FedEx, and UPS. Alabama orders typically arrive within 3-5 business days. International shipping is available to jurisdictions where hemp products are legal.

Our Commitment to Alabama

Alabama residents deserve:

• Honest education about what cannabinoids can and cannot do
• Complete formulas published publicly so you know exactly what you’re taking
• Patient-controlled potency so you decide whether to use THCa raw or activated
• Lab-tested products with full COAs available
• No medical card requirement for access to Farm Bill-compliant products
• A company founder who has personally lived pharmaceutical dependence, PTSD, and cannabinoid-based recovery

We’re not in Alabama — we’re in Houston. But we ship to Alabama, and we’ve built our entire operation around the principles that Alabama residents navigating health challenges deserve: transparency, evidence-based formulation, and products designed by someone who’s lived what you’re living.

Evidence Framework: How We Make Claims

This isn’t marketing language. Every compound in our formula has its own evidence profile:

Strongest human evidence: CBD and delta-9 THC
Emerging evidence: Delta-8 THC, CBG, THCa
Clinically immature: CBN, CBC (reputation exceeds evidence)

Every terpene has pharmacological signals in preclinical literature, but robust clinical proof of entourage effects remains limited.

We don’t overstate. We don’t make claims the evidence doesn’t support. We publish the full research citations — 29 peer-reviewed references across multiple journals and institutional sources.

If you’re in Alabama researching cannabinoids for yourself or a loved one, you deserve nothing less.

Getting Started

For Alabama residents new to cannabinoids:

1. Start with the sublingual oil in raw form (no heat decarboxylation) for non-psychoactive initial exploration.
2. Begin at 0.25-0.5 mL and wait 2-3 hours before increasing.
3. Assess your response over several days before changing your approach.
4. Decide later whether you want to activate THCa for full potency.
5. Use the vape for breakthrough moments when you need relief in 1-2 minutes.

For Alabama residents with cannabinoid experience:

The product is versatile. Use raw for daytime function. Decarboxylate for nighttime potency. Combine vape for acute needs with sublingual for sustained relief.

Contact OilWell Cannabis:

• Phone: (832) 416-2816
• Email: [email protected]
• Website: https://oilwellcbd.com
• Address: 810 Richmond Avenue, Houston, TX 77006 (Montrose neighborhood)

Hours:

• Monday-Thursday: 10:00 AM – 7:00 PM
• Friday-Saturday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
• Sunday: 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM

We ship to Alabama. We publish our formulas. We’ve been doing this since before most people knew what RSO was. Colin saved Bentley with cannabinoids when conventional medicine said euthanasia was the only option. Then he survived his own benzodiazepine withdrawal using what he learned. Now we make products for Alabama residents who need the same honest approach.

This is cannabinoid medicine with integrity. This is OilWell.