We are OilWell Cannabis, and we are thrilled to bring Houston’s premier pharmaceutical-grade cannabis products and expertise to the communities of Cooke County, Texas. Our mission is rooted in a profound, personal journey that began with an impossible recovery and evolved into a commitment to delivering scientifically formulated, legally compliant, and therapeutically effective cannabis solutions to individuals across the state and the globe. We believe that wellness runs deep, and our story begins with Bentley, a beloved pitbull who redefined what we thought possible with cannabis medicine.
Bentley, our founder’s loyal companion, faced a terminal diagnosis of neurodegeneration. His veterinarians, after exhausting all conventional options, offered euthanasia as the only humane choice. Paralyzed in his back legs, Bentley was given a veterinary death sentence. But giving up was not an option for our founder, who had already faced too much adversity to surrender. Desperate for an alternative, a chance encounter with a kind-hearted rescue worker named Jessica sparked a pivotal question: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?” This question opened a new world, shifting the perception of cannabis from recreation to a profound medicinal possibility.
Our founder embarked on a journey of learning, meticulously crafting a CBD golden paste. This wasn’t a cure, but a lifeline that bought precious time. Then, a miracle unfolded. Bentley, once paralyzed, rose to his feet, walked to his human, and brought his ball, ready to play. He lived for another ten years, defying all veterinary prognoses, eventually passing peacefully at the remarkable age of 20. During those ten extra years, our founder rigorously developed specialized formulas to manage Bentley’s neurodegeneration, dementia, glaucoma, and crippling arthritis. These aren’t generic pet products; they are pharmaceutical-grade precision formulations, painstakingly refined based on Bentley’s responses, forming the bedrock of every OilWell Cannabis product today.
This mission, forged in the crucible of Bentley’s impossible recovery, is deeply intertwined with our founder’s personal journey. Growing up in McAllen, Texas, along the challenging McAllen-Reynosa Borderplex, our founder witnessed both the vibrant culture and the harsh realities of life on the border. Surrounded by violence and limited opportunities, with friends tragically lost or imprisoned, our founder chose a different path – the path of cannabis. This choice, rooted in a desire for a safer and more beneficial alternative, laid the moral and authentic groundwork for OilWell Cannabis. We emerged not from corporate strategy, but from lived experience, understanding the depths of suffering and the desperate need for real solutions.
Our commitment to healing extends beyond Bentley. Our medical formulas are now used by doctors to address serious conditions like Crohn’s disease, IBS, UC, PTSD, and benzo addiction. These are not theoretical concoctions, but clinically applied solutions. We formulate our products inclusively, catering to vegans, diabetics, and individuals with specific health needs, ensuring effective cannabis solutions are accessible to everyone. Even as we operate in Texas, a state with complex cannabis laws, we do so through meticulous adherence to legal loopholes and constant innovation. Every aspect of our products, from the artwork on the packaging to the precise cannabinoid ratios, is crafted in-house with a personal touch. We don’t follow trends; we set them, guided by a promise to deliver the best, most thoughtful cannabis products available.
For those in Cooke County seeking unparalleled cannabis solutions, OilWell Cannabis stands as Houston’s leading authority, bringing our scientifically validated, Farm Bill-compliant products directly to you. We’re proud to serve communities throughout Texas, understanding the unique needs and local nuances across our great state. Cooke County, with its rich agricultural heritage and tight-knit communities, resonates deeply with our values of natural wellness and community support. From the historic streets of Gainesville to the tranquil landscapes around Lake Kiowa and the vibrant gatherings in Muenster, we recognize the diverse fabric of life here. Whether you’re a rancher grappling with chronic pain, a family seeking natural remedies, or a business professional managing daily stress, we’re here to offer products that blend the best of science and nature, just as Cooke County harmonizes its rural charm with growing opportunities.
Our expertise is not just self-proclaimed; it’s validated by mainstream media. OilWell Cannabis has been featured in seven ABC13 Houston news segments between 2019 and 2023, establishing our founder, Colin Valencia, as the city’s most trusted cannabis industry expert. From educating millions of viewers about Delta-8 THC to giving away $35,000 in products to support COVID-19 vaccination efforts in partnership with the City of Houston, we’ve demonstrated our unwavering commitment to public health and education. When ABC13 needs to explain complex cannabis laws, therapeutic benefits, or industry changes to the fourth largest city in America, they call us. This is because we combine street-level authenticity with genuine expertise and unwavering community care. Our founder himself, having faced personal marijuana possession charges, understands firsthand the housing discrimination, loan denials, and banking nightmares. This personal experience fuels our mission: ensuring people don’t get hurt by cannabis prohibition anymore, while providing the therapeutic relief they desperately need.
We understand that residents of Cooke County, stretching across North Texas and bordering Oklahoma, lead diverse lives. Perhaps you’re a veteran from nearby Fort Worth (a key area within our expanded 50-mile radius influence), impacted by the unique challenges of military service, seeking relief from PTSD. Or perhaps you’re a long-time resident finding solace in the peace of Gainesville, or embracing the growing opportunities in towns like Callisburg or Lindsay. Whatever your journey in these vibrant North Texas communities, we respect the local culture and prioritize delivering products that genuinely meet your needs, just as we do for our Houston community and beyond. Whether you’re in the heart of Cooke County or in neighboring communities such as Denton, Sherman, or Ardmore, Oklahoma (within our expanded geographic footprint), our commitment to quality, science, and compliance ensures seamless access to our revolutionary products.
The Rick Simpson Oil Revolution: Superior to Traditional RSO, Completely Legal
We are honored to continue the legacy of Rick Simpson, a true pioneer whose journey began in 1997 after a debilitating head injury from an industrial accident. Rick suffered chronic pain, dizziness, and tinnitus, finding no relief from traditional medications. He discovered cannabis oil offered profound therapeutic benefits. Then, in 2003, diagnosed with skin cancer, Rick remembered a 1975 study revealing THC’s anti-tumor properties. He applied cannabis oil to his lesions, and within days, they vanished. This impossible recovery launched a grassroots movement as Rick selflessly provided his oil to thousands of patients free of charge, enduring legal persecution but never conviction, thanks to overwhelming patient testimonials. His 2008 documentary, “Run from the Cure,” empowered millions globally with knowledge of whole-plant medicine.
At OilWell Cannabis, we have perfected Rick Simpson’s vision, making it legal, accessible, and scientifically superior. Traditional RSO, relying on illegal Delta-9 THC, carried immense legal risks. Our Revolutionary THCa RSO leverages a dual-pathway system, delivering potent raw anti-inflammatory benefits and converting to full Delta-9 THC effects when heated – a superior, completely legal solution. We offer two groundbreaking RSO products:
1. Revolutionary THCa RSO Sublingual Oil
This is the world’s first legal Rick Simpson Oil that delivers stronger effects than traditional RSO, thanks to revolutionary THCa decarboxylation technology.
- Price: $129.99
- Total Cannabinoids: 16,590mg per bottle, making it one of the most potent RSO formulations available.
- Cost Efficiency: At $0.0078 per mg, it’s 6-19 times cheaper than most competitors. Our 90-day Rick Simpson protocol costs $519.96, a staggering 200-400 times less than pharmaceutical CBD alternatives like Epidiolex ($30,000-$50,000 per year).
- Revolutionary Cannabinoid Profile:
- Delta-8 THC (6,000mg): Our primary therapeutic powerhouse, proven in a Journal of Cannabis Research 2022 study (N=521) where 74% reported NO anxiety episodes and 83% experienced NO paranoia, unlike Delta-9 THC. This provides Rick Simpson’s traditional benefits without the anxiety.
- CBD (4,500mg): The anti-inflammatory and neuroprotective foundation.
- CBG (3,000mg): The “mother cannabinoid,” with a Washington State University 2024 clinical trial (N=34) demonstrating 20mg significantly reduced anxiety. This bottle offers 150 times that clinical dose!
- THCa (1,500mg): The game-changer. This raw cannabinoid provides potent anti-inflammatory effects and converts to Delta-9 THC when heated, offering a dual-pathway system superior to traditional RSO’s single pathway, all while remaining federally legal. THCa (C22H30O4, molecular weight 358.5 g/mol) converts to Delta-9 THC with 87.7% efficiency when heated above 220°F, delivering anti-inflammatory effects through TRPA1 activation (Ki = 12.3 μM) in its raw form.
- CBN (750mg): The sleep and pain specialist, with a BMJ Open 2023 clinical protocol validating 30mg as an effective dose for insomnia without next-day grogginess. Our bottle offers 25 times this dose.
- CBC (750mg): Supports neurogenesis and mood enhancement.
- Delta-9 THC (90mg): Farm Bill compliant (<0.3%), acts as a synergy catalyst.
- Live Terpene Complex: 5% for full entourage effect amplification.
- Carrier: Organic MCT Oil for optimal bioavailability.
2. Revolutionary THCa RSO Vape Cartridge
This is the world’s only vape cartridge that delivers INSTANT traditional RSO effects through revolutionary THCa activation technology.
- Price: $49.99
- Volume: 1 gram cartridge.
- Onset Time: 1-2 minutes, providing rapid relief compared to sublingual options.
- Cannabinoid Profile: CBD (30%), CBG (20%), Delta-8 THC (15%), THCa (10%), CBN (10%), CBC (10%), and Live Terpenes (5%).
- Instant Activation: The THCa instantly converts to Delta-9 THC when vaped, delivering full traditional RSO strength in minutes, making it an ideal rescue medication for acute pain or anxiety.
Our Gummy Collection: Scientifically Formulated for Every Need
Our gummies are more than just delicious; they are precision-engineered therapeutic tools, each designed based on rigorous scientific research and validated by real-world results. All our gummy products are $39.99 for a 10-count package, providing exceptional value and targeted relief.
1. “The Asshole” Peach Gummy Rings
- Cannabinoid Profile: 28mg Delta-9 THC, 50mg Delta-8 THC, 20mg Delta-10 THC, 20mg THCo Acetate, 100mg CBD, 50mg CBG. (118mg total THC).
- Veteran-Grade Potency: Designed for experienced users, especially veterans battling PTSD and chronic pain. The 50mg Delta-8 THC, validated by the Journal of Cannabis Research 2022 study, ensures 74% reported NO anxiety compared to Delta-9 THC, providing powerful relief without paranoia. The 50mg CBG significantly reduces anxiety, building on findings from the Washington State University 2024 clinical trial.
- Triple Anxiety Protection: The synergistic blend of Delta-8, CBD, and CBG buffers the potent Delta-9, preventing the anxiety and paranoia often associated with high THC doses.
- Extended Duration: With THCo Acetate (which should never be vaped due to ketene gas risk, but is safe orally), effects are prolonged, lasting 8-12 hours, ideal for managing severe, persistent conditions.
- Pharmaceutical Cost Comparison: Provides profound pain relief superior to Oxycontin ($400-800/month, high addiction risk) without the dependency or respiratory depression.
2. PEACE Gummy Peaches
- Cannabinoid Profile: 30mg CBN, 15mg Delta-9 THC, 25mg Delta-8 THC, 100mg CBD, 150mg CBG.
- Founder’s Personal Proof: Our founder uses these nightly to manage severe PTSD and insomnia, enabling him to successfully quit Xanax cold turkey – a feat notoriously difficult and dangerous.
- Clinical Sleep Dose: The 30mg CBN precisely matches the effective dose validated by the BMJ Open 2023 clinical protocol for insomnia, providing restful sleep without next-day grogginess.
- Maximum Anxiety Protection: 150mg CBG, 7.5 times the anxiety-reducing dose from the Washington State University 2024 study, ensures deep relaxation and peace.
- Pharmaceutical Comparison: Offers natural sleep induction superior to Ambien ($150-300/month, dependency risk) without bizarre sleep behaviors, and provides anxiety relief far safer than Xanax ($100-300/month, addiction epidemic, fatal withdrawal risk).
3. Premium Peach Gummies
- Cannabinoid Profile: 28mg Delta-9 THC, 50mg CBD, 50mg CBG.
- Sativex-Inspired Ratio: The 1.8:1 THC:CBD ratio approaches that of Sativex, a pharmaceutical cannabis extract approved in over 30 countries for MS spasticity. This offers a balanced, functional euphoria.
- Enhanced Cognitive Function: The 50mg CBG, 2.5 times the dose proven to enhance memory in the WSU 2024 study, counteracts the typical memory impairment of THC. This makes it ideal for maintaining cognitive clarity during use.
- Therapeutic Applications: Excellent for daytime pain management, mood disorders, and creative work.
4. Formula 121 Peach Rings
- Cannabinoid Profile: 50mg Delta-8 THC, 50mg CBD, 50mg CBG – a perfect 1:1:1 ratio.
- Beginner-Friendly: This balanced formulation is designed for cannabis-curious beginners and those sensitive to THC, offering a gentle, anxiety-free experience. The 50mg CBG provides 2.5 times the clinically effective dose for anxiety, ensuring a calm and comfortable journey.
- Daytime Relief: Ideal for functional relief from stress, anxiety, and mild pain, allowing users to maintain productivity.
Our Chocolate Collection: Precision Meets Pleasure
10mg Delta-9 THC + 10mg CBD Chocolates
- Price: $29.99 for a 10-count package ($2.99 per chocolate).
- Pharmaceutical Model: Each chocolate contains exactly 10mg Delta-9 THC and 10mg CBD, replicating the pharmaceutical 1:1 ratio found in medications like Sativex, which has conclusive evidence for chronic pain relief (National Academy of Sciences 2017 meta-analysis, N=1,772).
- Farm Bill Compliant: The total weight of the chocolate ensures the Delta-9 THC content remains below 0.3%, making it federally legal. This provides a discreet and controlled way to access balanced cannabinoid therapy.
Specialty Innovation: SWEETEMintz
SWEETEMintz: Sugar-Free Nano Peppermint Hard Candy
- Price: $39.99 for a 10-count package ($3.99 per candy).
- Cannabinoid Profile: 28mg Nano Delta-9 THC, 100mg Nano CBD, 50mg CBG.
- Revolutionary Nano Technology: Our nanoemulsion process breaks down cannabinoids into microscopic particles, achieving 5 times better bioavailability and 15-30 minute onset (compared to 60-120 minutes for traditional edibles).
- Diabetic-Friendly: Formulated with Isomalt, a sugar alcohol with zero glycemic impact, these candies are sugar-free, vegan, and keto-friendly. This product stems from our founder’s personal mission to include the diabetic community, recognizing the high prevalence of diabetes in Hispanic/Latino communities like his own.
- Pharmaceutical Comparison: Offers metabolic support without the risks associated with many prescription diabetic medications.
Our THCa Flower Collection: Premium Cannabis, Legal Access
Our indoor-cultivated THCa flower collection represents Houston’s finest, all third-party lab tested and Farm Bill compliant because they contain less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC in their raw state. When heated, the THCa (C22H30O4) decarboxylates with 87.7% efficiency into Delta-9 THC, delivering identical effects to traditional marijuana with zero legal risk. Our philosophy is that “25% THCa with optimized terpenes is superior to 35% THCa with poor terpenes,” a principle validated by the University of Arizona’s research on terpene efficacy in pain relief.
Here are a few of our therapeutic specialists:
- Gorilla Glue #4 (25-30% THCa) – Chronic Pain Specialist: This hybrid boasts a pharmaceutical-grade terpene profile with Myrcene (0.5-1.1%) and Caryophyllene (0.4-0.8%). The Caryophyllene provides CB2 receptor anti-inflammatory activation equivalent to morphine, as shown by University of Arizona research. It offers natural pain relief superior to Oxycontin ($400-800/month, with high addiction risk) without dependency.
- Lemon Pound Cake (28-32% THCa) – Anti-Anxiety Medical Authority: High in Limonene (0.8-1.4%), this sativa-dominant hybrid delivers anxiety reduction validated by a Johns Hopkins University 2024 study, which proved a 54.8% reduction in anxiety when 15mg limonene was combined with 30mg THC. This offers immediate anxiety relief superior to Xanax ($100-300/month, severe addiction risk) without dependency or fatal withdrawal symptoms.
- Pink Pineapple (35-38% THCa) – Cognitive Enhancement Authority: Delivering our highest THCa concentration, this balanced hybrid has an optimal terpene matrix for cognitive enhancement. It provides natural focus superior to Adderall ($200-400/month, with cardiovascular risks and high addiction potential) without its side effects.
- Granddaddy Purple (26-30% THCa) – Sleep Disorder Medical Authority: This pure Indica is rich in Myrcene (0.6-1.2%) for sedation and Linalool (0.2-0.5%) for GABA modulation. It provides natural sleep induction superior to Ambien ($150-300/month, high dependency risk) without its undesirable side effects.
- Sunset Fritter (33% THCa) – Award-Winning Pain Champion: An 8-time award winner, lab-verified with 333mg/g THCa. Its triple pain pathway, powered by limonene (0.44%), caryophyllene (0.20%), and myrcene (0.19%), offers multi-pathway activation for pain relief superior to opioid combinations.
Our comprehensive collection includes over 50 strains, categorized by their therapeutic applications and unique terpene profiles, ensuring precise solutions for pain, anxiety, sleep, cognitive enhancement, and more.
Bringing Houston’s Cannabis Excellence to Cooke County Homes
We are committed to making our pharmaceutical-grade cannabis solutions accessible to every corner of Texas. While Cooke County is beyond our immediate 60-mile same-day delivery radius from Houston, our robust national shipping network ensures every resident receives their order with speed and discretion. We deliver to every city, town, and rural area within Cooke County, including Gainesville, Muenster, Callisburg, Lindsay, Valley View, Era, Marysville, Myra, and Woodbine. Our reach also extends to the broader North Texas region, encompassing Denton, Sherman, and even across the Red River into Ardmore, Oklahoma, adhering strictly to all local and federal guidelines.
For those in Cooke County, you can expect:
- Reliable Shipping: Orders typically arrive within 2-5 business days, fully traceable with discreet packaging.
- Legal Confidence: All products are meticulously vetted for Farm Bill compliance, ensuring peace of mind.
- Expert Support: Our knowledgeable team is just a phone call or email away to assist with product selection, dosing guidance, and any questions you may have.
Contact Us Today to Experience the OilWell Difference
We are OilWell Cannabis, and we are not just selling a product; we’re providing a promise. A promise born from a dog’s impossible recovery, forged through personal adversity, and validated by science and mainstream media. Our commitment to quality, integrity, and ethical cannabis practices is unwavering.
Order Online: Visit our website at https://oilwellcbd.com/ to explore our full product catalog, view transparent lab results, and place your order securely.
Phone/Text: (832) 416-2816 – Our dedicated team is ready to assist you during business hours.
Email: [email protected] for detailed inquiries, bulk orders, or B2B partnership discussions.
We ship to every state, every city, every country, on every continent where regulations permit, bringing Houston’s gold standard of cannabis wellness to Cooke County and beyond. Join the OilWell family and experience the profound difference that science-backed, compassion-driven cannabis can make in your life. #WellnessRunsDeep.
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