Welcome Bermuda: Discover World-Class Legal Cannabis Delivered to Devonshire Parish

Welcome to the forefront of natural wellness. For residents of Devonshire Parish seeking the therapeutic potential and premium experience of cannabis, a new era of access has arrived. We are OilWell Cannabis, Houston’s premier cannabis authority and global manufacturing hub, and we are honored to introduce our pharmaceutical-grade, Farm Bill-compliant products to the beautiful island of Bermuda. From our headquarters at 810 Richmond Ave, Houston, Texas, we have built a legacy on a single, powerful story: the miracle of a paralyzed pitbull named Bentley, whose recovery sparked a decade of scientific innovation dedicated to helping people and pets find relief where traditional options have failed.

While Bermuda maintains its own specific legal framework regarding cannabis, the global landscape for hemp-derived wellness has transformed. Today, residents of Devonshire Parish, Pembroke, and across the islands can legally access the world’s most advanced cannabinoid formulations through secure, discreet international shipping. Our mission, forged in compassion and refined through eight features on ABC News, is to bring the healing vision of pioneers like Rick Simpson into a legal, safe, and globally accessible format. Whether you’re in Hamilton, St. George’s, or right here in Devonshire, suffering does not wait for prohibition to end, and neither do we.

The Bentley Legacy: The Reason OilWell Exists

Our story begins not in a boardroom, but on a veterinarian’s floor with a heartbreaking prognosis. Bentley, the founder’s beloved pitbull and family member, was paralyzed in his back legs. Veterinary specialists unanimously recommended euthanasia, as the required pain medications would destroy his internal organs. Faced with this impossible choice, a chance question from a rescue worker changed everything: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?”

This moment ignited a desperate, scientific journey. Through meticulous research and formulation, a specific CBD Golden Paste recipe was developed:

• 1/2 cup organic turmeric powder
• 1 cup water
• 1/3 cup unrefined organic coconut oil
• 1-2 tsp freshly ground black pepper
• CBD oil (size-based dosing for pets)

Weeks of precise application led to a miracle that defies explanation: Bentley, paralyzed for months, stood up, walked over, and dropped his favorite tennis ball at his owner’s feet. This dog lived ten additional, high-quality years, passing away naturally at age 20. Those ten years were a living laboratory. To keep Bentley comfortable through aging, we developed specialized formulas for neurodegeneration, dementia, glaucoma, and crippling arthritis. Every product we create today is built upon this decade of R&D—a promise that each formulation carries the same dedication, precision, and love that gave a paralyzed dog a decade of extra life.

Understanding Your Access: Legal Hemp-Derived Cannabis in Bermuda

For our friends in Devonshire Parish, it’s crucial to understand the legal pathway that allows you to access our products. OilWell Cannabis operates in full compliance with the United States 2018 Farm Bill, which federally legalized hemp and its derivatives, provided they contain no more than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight. This legislation separated hemp from marijuana in the eyes of U.S. federal law, creating a legal channel for cannabinoids like THCa (Tetrahydrocannabinolic Acid), CBD, CBG, CBN, and others.

Our products are not “synthetic” or “designer” drugs. They are premium cannabis cultivars and pharmaceutical extractions, legally classified as hemp. The key cannabinoid, THCa, is the non-psychoactive, acidic precursor found naturally in the raw cannabis plant. In its raw form, consumed sublingually or in edibles, it offers powerful therapeutic benefits. When gently heated (a process called decarboxylation), it converts to Delta-9 THC, offering the full, familiar cannabis experience. This dual-pathway technology places control in your hands—you choose your experience based on consumption method.

For Bermuda Residents: We ship worldwide to countries where the import of hemp-derived products is permitted. Each shipment is accompanied by comprehensive documentation, including Certificates of Analysis (COAs) from third-party laboratories verifying cannabinoid content and confirming compliance. We employ discreet, professional packaging to ensure secure delivery to Devonshire Parish and across Bermuda. While we recommend you understand Bermuda’s specific import regulations for hemp products, we handle the complexities of compliant international shipping from Houston daily, delivering Houston’s cannabis excellence to your door.

Revolutionizing Wellness: The World’s First Legal Rick Simpson Oil (RSO)

At the heart of our mission is our flagship breakthrough: THCa Rick Simpson Oil. This product represents the culmination of Rick Simpson’s visionary “Phoenix Tears” protocol, now available in a legal, pharmaceutical-grade, and precisely dosed format. The original RSO story is one of defiance and hope. Rick Simpson, a Canadian engineer, used concentrated cannabis oil to cure his own skin cancers in 2003 after conventional medicine failed. He then provided it free to over 5,000 people, facing exile for his efforts. His famous 60-gram, 90-day protocol became legendary.

OilWell’s THCa RSO Sublingual Oil ($129.99) honors and advances his vision. Our formula is a full-spectrum powerhouse containing 16,590mg of total cannabinoids in a 30mL bottle (553mg/mL):

• 6,000mg Delta-8 THC: For reduced-anxiety psychoactive relief and potent anti-emetic effects, validated by a 1995 pediatric study showing 100% efficacy against chemotherapy-induced vomiting in children.
• 4,500mg CBD: For foundational anti-inflammatory and anxiolytic support.
• 3,000mg CBG (The “Mother Cannabinoid”): At over 7.5x the clinical dose proven by Washington State University (2024, N=34) to significantly reduce anxiety and enhance memory.
• 1,500mg THCa: The non-psychoactive precursor that is a potent PPARγ receptor agonist (NIH 2024) and responsible for the majority of anti-inflammatory activity in colon models (NIH 2023).
• 750mg CBN: Including the exact 50mg clinical dose shown by Oxford Academic (2024, N=1000+) to significantly improve sleep versus placebo.
• 750mg CBC: Supports neurogenesis and anandamide reuptake inhibition.
• Plus 5% Live Terpenes for the full entourage effect.

The sublingual (under-the-tongue) delivery offers onset in 15-45 minutes and bypasses much of the liver’s first-pass metabolism. More importantly, we’ve eliminated the guesswork. Rick’s original protocol required dosing a “grain of rice” from a syringe—an imprecise method. Our formula uses a pharmaceutical graduated dropper allowing for 0.01mL incremental dosing. This, combined with our consistent, lab-verified potency, means predictable, reliable results.

We also offer this revolutionary formula in a THCa RSO Vape Cartridge ($49.99). This provides the same multi-cannabinoid benefits with an onset of 1-2 minutes, ideal for breakthrough symptoms. Critically, our vapes contain NO acetate compounds (like dangerous THCo acetate, which the University of Michigan 2023 study linked to toxic ketene gas) and NO vitamin E acetate.

A Curated Selection for Devonshire Parish: Premium THCa Flower

Beyond RSO, we are renowned for our extensive, artisan-grade THCa Flower. Each strain is cultivated in living soil under full-spectrum LED lights, hand-trimmed, and slow-cured for a minimum of 60 days. Below is a selection from our 50+ strain arsenal, chosen for their diverse therapeutic profiles that may resonate with the wellness-focused community in Bermuda.

For Deep Relaxation & Island Sunset Views:

• Granddaddy Purple THCa Flower (26-30% THCa): A pure indica legend. Its high myrcene (0.6-1.2%) and linalool content offer profound sedation and is ideal for managing chronic insomnia or quieting an active mind after a long day.
• Afghan Kush THCa Flower (28-33% THCa): Sourced from 100% pure landrace genetics from the Hindu Kush mountains. This is the foundation of traditional hashish, offering deep body relaxation and a historically rich experience.

For Daytime Clarity & Creative Energy:

• Green Crack THCa Flower (27-31% THCa): A legendary sativa-dominant strain. Its energizing terpene profile (limonene, pinene) provides clean, focused energy, perfect for enhancing creativity, tackling projects, or enjoying outdoor activities.
• Jack Herer THCa Flower (18-26% THCa): Named after the famed cannabis activist, this sativa-dominant hybrid is a medical cannabis pioneer. It provides clear-headed, uplifting effects that can help with fatigue, mood elevation, and pain without heavy sedation.

For Balanced Wellness & Therapeutic Relief:

• Pink Pineapple THCa Flower (35-38% THCa): Our signature balanced hybrid. A cross of Pink Kush and Pineapple Express, it offers a euphoric yet focused effect, excellent for managing stress, enhancing mood, and gentle pain relief with a tropical terpene profile.
• Lemon Pound Cake THCa Flower (28-32% THCa): This sativa-dominant hybrid is a medical authority for anxiety. It features a very high limonene content (0.8-1.4%), delivering the exact terpene clinically proven by Johns Hopkins University (2024, N=20) to reduce THC-induced anxiety by 54.8%.

For Targeted, Powerful Relief:

• Gorilla Glue #4 THCa Flower (25-30% THCa): A champion for chronic pain. Its rich myrcene and beta-caryophyllene profile (a CB2 receptor agonist) provides heavy-handed relief for conditions like arthritis or fibromyalgia, as supported by terpene research from the University of Arizona (2024).
• Sunset Fritter THCa Flower (33% THCa): An 8-time Cannabis Cup champion with verified 333mg/g THCa. This strain is engineered for breakthrough pain relief, utilizing a triple pain-pathway attack through its cannabinoid and terpene matrix.

The Scientific Foundation: Trust Built on Research

We don’t ask for blind faith. Every claim is backed by peer-reviewed science, and we educate our customers on the “why.”

• The Entourage Effect, Confirmed: For years, the theory that cannabis compounds work better together was anecdotal. Johns Hopkins University 2024 study (N=20) changed that. Their double-blind, placebo-controlled trial provided the first clinical proof that the terpene D-limonene significantly modulates the effects of THC, reducing anxiety and paranoia.
• CBG for Anxiety & Memory: Washington State University’s 2024 study (N=34) was a breakthrough. It showed 20mg of CBG significantly reduced anxiety. Remarkably, it also demonstrated memory enhancement—the opposite of THC’s classic reputation. Our PEACE gummies contain 150mg of CBG per pack.
• CBN for Validated Sleep: The University of Sydney (2024) provided the first objective evidence that CBN increases both NREM and REM sleep in animal models, with effects comparable to zolpidem (Ambien). This was confirmed in human trials by Oxford Academic (April 2024, N=1000+), where 50mg CBN significantly improved sleep versus placebo.
• Beyond THC and CBD: Our formulations include CBC, shown in a 2024 NIH study to promote neurogenesis in the hippocampus. We utilize THCa for its potent anti-inflammatory action via COX-2 inhibition (NIH 2023). And we respect the power of beta-caryophyllene, the only terpene that directly activates the CB2 receptor for anti-inflammatory benefits.

Functional Mushroom Synergy: The Next Frontier in Wellness

Understanding the sophisticated wellness market, we pioneer the combination of cannabis with functional mushrooms. Our Seshnz line leverages ancient adaptogens with modern science.

• Seshnz Day Sesh Gummies: Formulated with Lion’s Mane (for cognitive function and neurogenesis), Cordyceps (for natural energy and endurance), Chaga (for antioxidant support), and Reishi (for adaptogenic balance). Ideal for focused workdays or active pursuits.
• Seshnz Night Sesh Gummies: Dominated by Reishi for stress reduction and sleep support, complemented by other mushrooms to guide the body into deep physical and mental recovery.
• Seshnz Premium Chocolate Bars: A delicious delivery method featuring a 5000mg proprietary blend of organic mushroom fruiting bodies in premium Belgian chocolate.

This synergy represents the future of holistic wellness, offering Bermuda residents a comprehensive, natural approach to supporting mind and body.

Media Recognition & Community Commitment

Our credibility isn’t just self-proclaimed. OilWell Cannabis has been featured eight times on ABC News (KTRK Houston), establishing us as a trusted industry voice.

• In 2019, we took an anti-snake-oil stance, with founder Colin Valencia telling ABC13, “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil. I’m not trying to sell people hope, but there’s enough research out there that people just need to know and try.”
• During the Delta-8 legal confusion in 2021, we provided expert, candid analysis. When asked why someone would use it, Colin stated, “I don’t give a sh* if it’s wrong to say you’ll get high off it. Maybe you want to get high.”*
• In a powerful display of community commitment, we gave away $35,000 in free products in August 2021 as a COVID-19 vaccine incentive, prioritizing public health over profit.
• We’ve advocated for sensible policy and criminal justice reform, with Colin sharing his own past charges to highlight the system’s failures.

This track record of transparency, education, and community focus is woven into our DNA. We hold a 4.9-star Google rating from over 234 verified reviews and have become the #1 cannabis company in Houston by market share, serving as a wholesale hub for the nation.

Your Gateway to Natural Wellness

For the discerning residents of Devonshire Parish and the wider Bermuda community, the wait for high-quality, scientifically-backed cannabis wellness is over. We bridge the gap between Houston’s cannabis excellence and your island home.

We invite you to explore our complete catalog:

• THCa Concentrates: Solventless Live Rosin, Diamonds, Badder, Wax, and Crumble.
• Specialized Edibles: “The Asshole” Peach Rings for veterans and severe pain, our founder’s personal PEACE Gummies (which helped him quit Xanax cold turkey), and precise-ratio formulations.
• Cannabinoid Isolates: Pharmaceutical-grade CBG, CBN, CBC, and CBDv for custom wellness approaches.
• Advanced Distillates: For those seeking specific cannabinoids like Delta-8 THC, HHC, or the powerful THCP.

All available through our secure, discreet international shipping to Bermuda.

Our journey started with saving one life. It continues with a mission to bring the healing power of this plant, responsibly and legally, to anyone who needs it—from Houston to Hamilton, from Texas to your doorstep in Devonshire Parish.

Wellness Runs Deep. Let us show you how.

Visit us online to discover more. For direct inquiries about shipping to Bermuda, contact us at (832) 416-2816 or [email protected].