Dixie County Legal THCa Rick Simpson Oil from Houston’s OilWell Cannabis: ABC13-Featured, Texas DSHS Licensed Authority Delivers 16,590mg 7-Cannabinoid RSO Sublingual Oil at 553mg/mL with Patient-Controlled 1,500mg THCa-to-THC Conversion, Bentley’s 10-Year Miracle Legacy, Lab-Tested COAs, Farm Bill-Compliant Nationwide Shipping

Rick Simpson Oil in Dixie County, Florida: The Complete Guide to OilWell’s Modern RSO Formula

If you’re reading this from Dixie County — maybe from Cross City, Horseshoe Beach, or out near the Suwannee River — you’ve probably heard about Rick Simpson Oil. Maybe a neighbor mentioned it at the Dixie County Farmers Market. Maybe you saw it discussed in an online support group for folks dealing with chronic pain, cancer, or PTSD. Or maybe you’re just tired of driving two hours to Gainesville or Tallahassee for answers that never seem to come.

We get it. Out here in Florida’s Big Bend, where the nearest specialist might be a hundred miles away and the local clinic is stretched thin, people take their health into their own hands. They research. They ask around. They look for options when the conventional system runs out of solutions. That’s exactly how Rick Simpson’s oil started — not in a lab, not in a boardroom, but in a regular person’s kitchen after the medical system failed him.

We’re OilWell Cannabis, and we’re here to give Dixie County residents the straight story about RSO: what it actually is, what the science really says, and how our modern multi-cannabinoid formula solves the problems that made traditional RSO risky, unpredictable, and illegal to ship to Florida.

What Rick Simpson Oil Actually Is (And Why It Matters in Dixie County)

The Man Behind the Movement

Rick Simpson wasn’t a doctor. He was a power engineer from Nova Scotia — a tradesman who got hurt on the job in 1997, suffered a serious head injury, and found that cannabis helped his symptoms more than the prescriptions his doctor gave him. When that same doctor refused to discuss cannabis as an option, Simpson started making his own concentrated oil.

The pivotal moment came in 2003, when Simpson claimed that applying his cannabis oil to three bumps on his arm — diagnosed as basal cell carcinoma — made them disappear in four days. No biopsy confirmation. No independent medical verification. No peer-reviewed documentation. But that personal experience became the origin story of “Rick Simpson Oil” and sparked a global movement.

Important context: This is personal testimony, not medical evidence. We present it as historically significant — the catalyst that opened millions of people’s eyes to concentrated cannabis oil — not as proof that RSO cures cancer. In Dixie County, where word-of-mouth travels fast and trust runs deep, it’s crucial to distinguish between a powerful story and clinical proof. People here deserve that honesty.

The “Crusade” and the Problems It Created

After his 2003 experience, Simpson started giving his oil away for free. He claimed to help people with cancer, chronic pain, diabetes, infections, glaucoma, arthritis, depression, insomnia, and more. His 2005 documentary Run From The Cure spread those claims worldwide. But there were real problems:

Traditional RSO had no standardization. Every batch was different. Simpson used whatever high-THC indica strain he could get. He extracted it with naphtha (lighter fluid) or isopropyl alcohol — not food-grade solvents. The heat from his rice-cooker evaporation destroyed all the terpenes and converted every bit of THCa into psychoactive delta-9 THC. There were no lab tests, no Certificates of Analysis, no way to know what you were actually taking.

For someone in Dixie County managing a serious condition, that kind of inconsistency isn’t just inconvenient — it’s dangerous. When you’re dealing with cancer, chronic pain, or PTSD, you need precision, not guesswork.

Why Traditional RSO Doesn’t Work for Modern Florida — And What We Built Instead

The Legal Reality in Dixie County

Here’s what matters for Florida residents: traditional RSO was illegal to produce, possess, or transport. It contained 60-90% delta-9 THC — way above the 0.3% legal limit. If someone in Dixie County tried to mail-order traditional RSO from another state, they’d be committing a felony. If they tried to make it at home using Simpson’s naphtha method, they’d risk fire, toxic residue, and legal trouble.

OilWell’s RSO is fundamentally different. We operate under the 2018 Farm Bill, which legalized hemp-derived products containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC at the federal level. Our sublingual oil contains only 90mg of delta-9 THC in the entire 30mL bottle — 3mg per mL. That’s 30 times below the legal threshold. All our cannabinoids are hemp-derived, and we ship legally to all 50 states, including Florida.

Seven Cannabinoids Instead of One

Traditional RSO was essentially just THC. Our formula includes seven defined cannabinoids at specific ratios:

• CBD: 4,500mg — The most evidence-developed non-intoxicating cannabinoid, with the strongest human data for seizure disorders and emerging research on anxiety, pain, and inflammation.
• CBG: 3,000mg — A promising minor cannabinoid with preclinical research on neuroprotection and inflammation, though human trials are still sparse.
• Delta-8 THC: 6,000mg — A psychoactive THC analogue with real pharmacologic activity, though less characterized than delta-9. Veterans in Dixie County have reported it helps with PTSD symptoms and pain without the intensity of delta-9.
• THCa: 1,500mg — The game-changer. In its raw form, THCa is non-psychoactive. Heat it at 260°F for 45-60 minutes, and it converts to approximately 1,315mg of delta-9 THC. You control the potency.
• Delta-9 THC: 90mg — A baseline amount that stays within legal limits while providing some of THC’s therapeutic properties.
• CBN: 750mg — Marketed heavily for sleep, but the clinical evidence remains weak. We include it at levels matching the research doses investigated in recent literature.
• CBC: 750mg — An emerging cannabinoid with preclinical interest in neurogenesis and inflammation, but still clinically immature.

Total: 16,590mg of cannabinoids at 553mg per mL.

This isn’t just “RSO with extra stuff.” It’s a complete rethinking of what a full-spectrum cannabis oil should be — designed for the conditions Dixie County residents actually face, supported by the evidence we have, and honest about what we don’t.

Live Terpenes at 5%

Traditional RSO had no terpenes — the heat and solvents destroyed them. Our formula includes a defined seven-terpene profile at 5% concentration:

• Limonene (citrus-bright) — Preclinical research on mood and stress, but human evidence is limited. The familiar citrus aroma connects to Florida’s groves and makes the experience more pleasant.
• Myrcene — Often claimed as sedating, but human proof is sparse. Still, it’s the most abundant terpene in many cannabis strains and may contribute to the entourage effect.
• Caryophyllene (pepper/spice) — The standout. It’s a selective CB2 receptor agonist, meaning it directly interacts with your cannabinoid system. This is the terpene most likely to have pharmacologic relevance beyond aroma.
• Pinene (forest-fresh) — Evokes the pine forests of North Florida. Preclinical research on memory and alertness, but human data is weak.
• Linalool (floral, lavender) — Associated with calm and stress relief in aromatherapy traditions, but cannabis-specific clinical evidence is limited.
• Humulene (earthy, woody) — Found in hops and spices. Preclinical anti-inflammatory signals, but still early-stage.
• Terpinolene (piney, fruity, sparkling) — The least clinically characterized of the seven, but adds complexity to the aroma profile.

For Dixie County residents who’ve used essential oils or aromatherapy, these terpenes make our RSO more familiar and approachable. For those who’ve only experienced black-market distillate with no flavor, the terpene profile is a revelation.

Solvent-Free, Lab-Tested, Safe

We don’t extract with naphtha or isopropyl alcohol. We formulate using individual cannabinoid distillates and isolates, blended in organic MCT oil. Every batch is third-party tested for:

• Cannabinoid potency (±2% accuracy)
• Heavy metals (arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury)
• Pesticides (400+ compounds)
• Residual solvents (FDA Class 3 limits)
• Microbial contaminants (E. coli, Salmonella, Aspergillus)

Certificates of Analysis are available on request. For someone in Dixie County who might be buying cannabis products for the first time, this transparency is everything. You know exactly what’s in the bottle.

The THCa Advantage: Patient-Controlled Potency

This is the feature that changes everything for Florida residents. Our sublingual oil contains 1,500mg of THCa that you can choose to activate or not.

Option 1: Raw (No Heat)
Keep the oil as-is. All 1,500mg stays as non-psychoactive THCa. You get potential anti-inflammatory benefits via COX-2 inhibition and neuroprotective effects via PPARγ agonism — documented in preclinical research [12] — with zero impairment. Work your shift at the Dixie County Sheriff’s Office, drive your kids to Suwannee Elementary, operate your boat on the Gulf — all without psychoactive effects.

Option 2: Fully Activated (Home Decarb)
Heat the oil at 260°F for 45-60 minutes in an oven-safe glass dish. This converts the THCa into approximately 1,315mg of delta-9 THC. Combined with the existing 90mg, you get ~1,405mg of total delta-9 THC. Add the 6,000mg of delta-8 THC, and you have a product with psychoactive potency comparable to traditional illegal RSO — but 100% legally, because the activation happens in your kitchen after purchase.

Option 3: Partial Activation
Transfer a small portion to a separate container and decarb only what you need for nighttime use, keeping the rest raw for daytime. The graduated dropper makes this easy.

This framework solves the central dilemma Rick Simpson never could: how to make a product that’s both powerful and flexible, legal to ship and effective when you need it to be.

How OilWell’s RSO Compares: The Data Dixie County Residents Need

Traditional RSO vs. OilWell RSO

OilWell RSO vs. Florida Medical Dispensary RSO

If you have a Florida medical marijuana card and can drive to a dispensary in Gainesville or Tallahassee, here’s what you’d find:

For the estimated 90% of Dixie County residents who don’t have a qualifying condition or don’t want to navigate the medical card process, OilWell provides legal access to a superior multi-cannabinoid formula.

OilWell RSO vs. Hemp CBD RSO

For Dixie County residents who’ve tried CBD-only products from the gas station in Old Town or the vape shop in Cross City and found them ineffective, the difference is clear: 16 times the total cannabinoids, multiple active compounds, and the ability to activate psychoactive potency when needed.

The Story Behind Our Formula: Why We Do This

Bentley’s Story: Ten Years of Real-World Formulation

Everything we know about multi-cannabinoid synergy came from a dog named Bentley. Bentley was paralyzed in his back legs. Vets said euthanasia was the only option — pain medication would destroy his organs. That wasn’t acceptable to Colin Valencia, our founder.

Through a rescue worker’s question (“You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?”), Colin learned to create a CBD golden paste. Bentley got up and brought his ball. He lived another ten years, dying naturally at age twenty. During those ten years, Colin developed specialized formulas for every condition Bentley faced:

• Neurodegeneration → CBG for neuroprotection, THCa for PPARγ agonism
• Dementia → CBC for neurogenesis
• Glaucoma → THC for intraocular pressure
• Arthritis → Multi-pathway anti-inflammatory approach using CBD, CBG, THCa, and beta-caryophyllene

Single cannabinoids weren’t enough. Bentley needed CBD for baseline inflammation, CBG for brain protection, THCa for additional anti-inflammatory pathways, and CBC to support neurogenesis. The precision mattered — Bentley’s life depended on it.

That decade of real-world formulation testing, on a patient Colin loved more than anything, is why our RSO has seven cannabinoids instead of one or two. It’s not a marketing decision. It was born from necessity.

Colin’s Personal Journey: From PTSD and Benzo Addiction to Freedom

Colin also knows pharmaceutical dependence personally. He struggled with severe PTSD and Xanax addiction. Withdrawal is brutal — anxiety, insomnia, panic, physical pain. Using the cannabinoid knowledge he developed keeping Bentley alive, Colin quit Xanax cold turkey.

During midnight experiments while fighting through benzo withdrawal, he created the formula that became our Peace Gummies. He now uses the vape form of that same formula to manage his insomnia and severe PTSD daily. This isn’t theoretical knowledge from a textbook. Colin lived what RSO patients live: desperation for relief, failed pharmaceuticals, the discovery that cannabinoids work when pills do not.

For veterans in Dixie County dealing with PTSD, for chronic pain patients tapering off opioids, for anxiety sufferers who’ve been through the pill cycle — this personal experience makes OilWell credible in a way no corporate brand can be.

Media Recognition: Seven ABC13 Features Over Four Years

ABC13 Houston — the top-rated news station in America’s fourth-largest city — featured Colin and OilWell in seven comprehensive segments from 2019 to 2023. Five different reporters sought us out because when Houston needs to understand cannabis law, product safety, or community health initiatives, they know we’ll give straight answers.

September 2019: “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil. I’m not trying to sell people hope, but there’s enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of to give it a fair shot as to whether it’s right or wrong for them.”

May 2021: When asked why someone would want a product that gets them high, Colin answered honestly: “Maybe you want to get high.” ABC13 aired the uncensored quote because the unvarnished truth is what viewers need.

August 2021: We gave away 1,000 caviar pre-rolls (about $35,000 in product) to encourage COVID vaccination in Houston, coordinating with city government, no political agenda attached.

October 2021: When Texas DSHS suddenly classified Delta-8 as Schedule I, Colin proactively removed all Delta-8 products before enforcement began and warned other operators who were unknowingly shipping what had become felony narcotics.

October 2022: The feature revealed Colin’s personal marijuana conviction history. This context transforms every other quote: the person advocating for legal access is someone who experienced the consequences of prohibition.

April 2023: Colin’s “Renaissance” framing positioned the current moment as an opportunity to be enjoyed, not just a problem to be solved.

For Dixie County residents evaluating whether to trust a company from Houston, this media record is proof of sustained, independent credibility. ABC13 didn’t have to keep coming back. They did because we earned it.

Condition-Specific Guidance for Dixie County Residents

Important disclaimer: These are informed contexts based on cannabinoid research, not medical prescriptions. Our products are not FDA-approved to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always consult a qualified healthcare provider before using cannabinoid products, especially if you have a medical condition, take medications, are pregnant or nursing, or have health concerns. Do not operate vehicles or machinery while under the influence of psychoactive cannabinoids.

For Cancer Patients in Dixie County

We know many of you are traveling to Shands in Gainesville, Moffitt in Tampa, or Mayo in Jacksonville for treatment. The drives are long, the costs are high, and the side effects of chemo can be brutal.

Pre-chemo nausea: 0.5-1.0mL sublingual oil about 1 hour before treatment delivers delta-8 THC and delta-9 THC, which have antiemetic evidence in human studies [9][1][13].

Acute breakthrough nausea: 2-3 puffs from the vape cartridge provides relief in 1-2 minutes.

Post-chemo recovery: 0.5mL sublingual every 6 hours as needed.

Sleep during treatment: 1.0-2.0mL before bed delivers 25-50mg CBN, the dosage range investigated in 2024 sleep literature [16][17], plus CBD to buffer anxiety [3].

Critical context: RSO is not a cancer cure. The National Cancer Institute acknowledges cannabinoid anticancer research in preclinical models but does not endorse cannabis as cancer treatment . Using RSO instead of proven oncologic therapies (surgery, radiation, chemo, immunotherapy) carries genuine harm potential. Our role is supportive care alongside your medical team, not replacement.

For Chronic Pain (Arthritis, Fibromyalgia, Neuropathy)

Dixie County’s aging population — especially those who worked in construction, logging, commercial fishing, or other physical trades — knows chronic pain. The VA clinic in Cross City can help, but wait times are long, and opioid prescriptions come with their own risks.

Daytime functional relief: 0.3-0.5mL raw sublingual (no heat) provides anti-inflammatory cannabinoid exposure without psychoactive impairment. You can work on your property, drive into town, or help neighbors without impairment.

Nighttime relief: 0.5-1.0mL decarboxylated sublingual combines pain relief with CBN sleep support.

Breakthrough pain: Vape as needed for rapid 1-2 minute onset.

Evidence context: CBD has emerging pain evidence [4], delta-9 THC shows short-term pain benefit in systematic reviews but with increased dizziness and sedation [13], beta-caryophyllene activates CB2 receptors involved in inflammation [24], and THCa inhibits COX-2 inflammatory pathways [12].

For Veterans with PTSD

Dixie County has a significant veteran population. Many served in Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, or other conflicts. The trauma doesn’t fade, and the VA’s psychiatric medications don’t work for everyone. Some veterans self-medicate with alcohol or prescription drugs. Colin knows this path intimately — he lived it.

Daytime anxiety: 0.3mL raw sublingual delivers CBD and CBG, which have anxiolytic pharmacology [3][7][8], without impairment.

Nighttime trauma processing: 1.0mL decarboxylated sublingual or 3-4 vape puffs before bed. The psychoactive cannabinoids can help with nightmares and hyperarousal, while CBN supports sleep architecture.

Our Asshole Peach product — a separate formulation with 268mg total cannabinoids per gummy — is particularly favored by veterans for PTSD and pain relief.

Evidence context: Delta-8 THC’s antiemetic properties [9] can help with nausea from anxiety, and limonene may reduce THC-induced anxiety via entourage effects [20]. But we acknowledge the psychiatric risk literature: high-concentration THC products show unfavorable associations with psychosis and anxiety in non-therapeutic settings [15].

For Sleep Disorders

Whether it’s insomnia from chronic pain, anxiety, or shift work at the Dixie County power plant, poor sleep affects everything.

Before bed: 1.0-2.0mL sublingual oil delivers 25-50mg CBN.

Evidence reality check: CBN’s reputation as a sleep aid is stronger than its evidence base. A 2021 review found no clinical trials using validated sleep questionnaires or polysomnography that substantiate sleep claims [16]. The 2024 sleep review concluded that overall cannabinoid sleep research still lacks methodologically strong, adequately powered trials [17].

What we can say: At 2.0mL, you’re getting the CBN dosage used in recent research, plus CBD for anxiety buffering and THC for relaxation. Many customers report improved sleep, but individual results vary. Start low, go slow.

For Older Adults and Caregivers

If you’re caring for a parent or spouse in Dixie County — maybe in their home near the Suwannee River or in a facility in Cross City — you want options that are safe and effective.

Non-psychoactive daytime: Raw sublingual oil provides anti-inflammatory support without confusion or fall risk.

Evening comfort: Decarboxylated oil can help with pain and sleep when impairment is less concerning.

Our Peace Gummies — developed from Colin’s benzo withdrawal experience — can help with anxiety and sleep without the need for measuring oil.

Safety note: Older adults are more susceptible to THC’s cognitive and balance effects. Start with the lowest possible dose (0.25mL) and assess carefully.

Legal & Safety for Dixie County Residents

Florida Law and Farm Bill Compliance

Our RSO is legal to purchase, possess, and use in Dixie County because it’s Farm Bill compliant. The product contains less than 0.3% delta-9 THC at the point of sale. Florida’s hemp program (Florida Statutes 581.217) aligns with federal law, making hemp-derived cannabinoid products legal statewide.

Important: THCa converts to delta-9 THC when heated. Once you decarboxylate the product at home, the resulting activated oil is no longer Farm Bill compliant if tested. This is your responsibility. The law cares about the product at point of sale, not what you do with it afterward. This is how legal cannabis access works in 2025.

Drug Testing Implications

Before decarboxylation: Raw THCa should not trigger a standard drug test for THC metabolites. If you use the oil without heating, you have a reasonable expectation of passing a workplace drug screen.

After decarboxylation: Activated delta-9 THC and delta-8 THC will trigger positive results. If you work for the Dixie County School Board, the Sheriff’s Office, a medical facility, or any employer with drug testing, you must factor this into your decision.

Vape cartridge: Every puff contains decarboxylated THC. Assume it will trigger a drug test.

Florida-Specific Resources

While we can’t provide medical advice, we encourage Dixie County residents to work with local healthcare providers:

• Dixie County Health Department (Cross City) — For general health consultations
• VA Clinic in Cross City — For veterans (discuss cannabinoid use with your provider)
• Hospice of Citrus and the Nature Coast — For palliative care patients
• Shands UF Health (Gainesville) — For oncology consultations
• North Florida Regional Medical Center (Gainesville) — For pain management

Always inform your doctor about cannabinoid use. Drug interactions are real, especially with blood thinners, seizure medications, and psychiatric drugs.

How to Get OilWell RSO in Dixie County

Ordering and Shipping

We don’t have a physical store in Dixie County (yet), but we ship directly to your door via USPS Priority Mail (2-3 business days), FedEx, or UPS Ground (3-5 business days).

Shipping to Dixie County addresses:

• 32628 (Cross City)
• 32639 (Horseshoe Beach)
• 32680 (Old Town)
• All other Dixie County zip codes

Packaging: Discreet, with no cannabis branding visible. Your mail carrier won’t know what’s inside.

Tracking: Provided for all orders.

Summer heat: We use temperature-stable packaging. Florida summers are brutal, but your product arrives stable.

Signature option: Available if you prefer.

Payment Methods

We accept standard payment forms. Because we’re a licensed hemp business (not a marijuana dispensary), you can use credit/debit cards without the banking restrictions that plague the medical cannabis industry.

Delivery Timeline

Order by 2 PM Central Time, and we’ll ship same day. Most Dixie County residents receive their order within 3 business days. If you need it faster, contact us — we’ll work with you.

Local Pickup Options

While we don’t currently have a pickup location in Dixie County, we’re exploring partnerships with wellness centers and holistic practitioners in the Cross City area. If you’re a local business interested in carrying our products, reach out. We work with private companies, health practitioners, and retail partners across Texas and are open to expanding into North Florida.

Contact us:

• Phone: (832) 416-2816
• Email: [email protected]
• Website: https://oilwellcbd.com/thca-rick-simpson-oil-rso-by-oilwell-cannabis-of-houston-texas/

The Open-Source Promise: If You Can’t Afford It, Make It

We publish our complete formulas publicly. This isn’t marketing — it’s our core philosophy.

RSO Sublingual Oil Formula

• Live Terpenes: 5% (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)
• Carrier: Organic MCT oil
• Total Volume: 30mL

If you can’t afford $129.99, source the individual cannabinoid distillates (available from hemp suppliers) and make it yourself. We’ll even help you find sources. This is the modern evolution of Rick Simpson’s free-distribution ethos.

Bentleys’ CBD Golden Paste Recipe

We also publish the recipe that saved Bentley’s life, because Dixie County pet owners deserve the same option:

Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup organic turmeric powder
• 1 cup water
• 1/3 cup unrefined organic coconut oil
• 1-2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper (critical for absorption)
• CBD oil (dose based on pet size; consult vet)

Instructions:

1. Mix turmeric and water in a saucepan over low heat, stirring continuously until a thick paste forms (7-10 minutes)
2. Add coconut oil and pepper, mix thoroughly
3. Cool and store in refrigerator for up to 2 weeks
4. Add CBD oil to each serving before giving to pet

Serving: Mix a small amount with pet food once or twice daily. Monitor and consult your vet.

Dogs don’t respond to placebo. When a paralyzed dog walks again, that’s real. Dixie County pet owners facing similar crises can make this today.

FAQs from Dixie County Residents

Q: Is this legal in Dixie County?
A: Yes. Our RSO is Farm Bill compliant (under 0.3% delta-9 THC). Florida law aligns with federal hemp regulations. We ship to all Florida counties, including Dixie.

Q: Will this get me high?
A: Only if you want it to. Use it raw for non-psychoactive effects. Heat it to convert THCa to THC for psychoactive potency. The choice is yours.

Q: Will I pass a drug test?
A: Raw THCa likely won’t trigger a test. Activated/decarboxylated THC will. If you’re subject to testing, use the raw form or avoid the product.

Q: How is this different from CBD oil I can buy locally?
A: Local CBD oils typically contain 1,000mg total cannabinoids or less, mostly CBD. Our RSO has 16,590mg across seven cannabinoids, with psychoactive potential when activated. It’s a completely different class of product.

Q: Can I use this instead of my cancer treatment?
A: Absolutely not. RSO is supportive care, not a cancer cure. The National Cancer Institute confirms no human clinical trial has proven cannabis cures cancer . Work with your oncology team at Shands or Moffitt. Use RSO to manage symptoms if your doctor approves, not to treat the disease itself.

Q: How long does shipping to Dixie County take?
A: Typically 3 business days via USPS Priority Mail from Houston.

Q: What if I can’t afford it?
A: Use our open-source formulas to make it yourself. We’ll help you find ingredient sources. Our mission is accessibility, not profit extraction.

Why OilWell is Different: The Dixie County Difference

We Understand Rural Access Challenges

Colin grew up in McAllen, Texas — a border region with economic challenges not unlike rural Dixie County. He knows what it’s like when healthcare is distant and options are limited. That’s why we built a product that can ship to any porch in Dixie County, not just to people who live near a dispensary in Gainesville.

We Respect Your Intelligence

Dixie County residents are practical people. They can tell when someone’s selling snake oil. That’s why we publish the formulas, cite the research, and tell you what we don’t know. In 2019, Colin told ABC13: “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil. I’m not trying to sell people hope, but there’s enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of to give it a fair shot as to whether it’s right or wrong for them.”

That philosophy guides everything. We don’t overpromise. We educate. We let you decide.

We Built This From Real Pain

Bentley’s paralysis. Colin’s PTSD and benzo addiction. The friends lost to violence in McAllen. The patients failed by pharmaceutical systems. Every formula decision came from trying to solve a real problem for a real patient.

For Dixie County residents dealing with chronic pain after years of physical labor, with PTSD after military service, with cancer diagnoses that feel overwhelming — we’re not a faceless corporation. We’re people who’ve been there.

We’re Here for the Long Term

Since 2019, we’ve been operating from Houston with a near-5.0 Google rating, Texas DSHS licensing, and a commitment to quality. We generate about $1M annually not by chasing trends, but by making products with intent and serving customers honestly.

Our PANDEM1C SEO technology — 14 million locations, 300+ AI models — ensures Dixie County residents can find us when they search “RSO near me” or “Rick Simpson Oil Florida.” But the tech is just the tool. The mission is what matters.

The Bottom Line for Dixie County

Rick Simpson started a movement based on a simple idea: concentrated cannabis oil could help people when conventional medicine failed. He was right about the potential, but his execution — crude extracts, toxic solvents, no standardization, illegal status — created new problems.

We’ve taken that core idea and built what it should be in 2025:

• Legal to ship to Dixie County
• Safe with solvent-free production and full lab testing
• Precise with 553mg/mL in every bottle
• Flexible with patient-controlled potency
• Transparent with published formulas
• Evidence-informed with honest assessments of what the science actually shows

Whether you’re in Cross City, Old Town, Horseshoe Beach, or anywhere in Dixie County’s 864 square miles of Gulf Coast beauty, you can access the same clinical-strength multi-cannabinoid RSO that Houstonians get via same-day delivery.

Order online today. It ships legally. It arrives discreetly. And if you can’t afford it, make it yourself using our recipes.

That’s the modern evolution of Rick Simpson’s vision — accessible, honest, and designed for real people in real places like Dixie County, Florida.

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OilWell Cannabis
810 Richmond Avenue, Houston, TX 77006
(832) 416-2816 | [email protected]
https://oilwellcbd.com

Age 21+ only. Keep out of reach of children. Consult your physician before use. This product has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Do not operate vehicles or machinery while using psychoactive cannabinoids. Customer assumes responsibility for compliance with local laws.