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[page_header height="600px" align="center"] [gap height="50px"]Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Greene County, Alabama: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis If you're in Greene County searching for real answers about Rick Simpson Oil—what it is, whether it works, and how to access it legally—you're not alone. Out here in west-central Alabama, where the closest major cancer center is a hundred miles away in Birmingham and our local healthcare resources are stretched thin, people are looking for options that make sense for rural life. We get it. We've been there too. This guide is for the cancer patient in Eutaw hearing about RSO from an online support group. For the veteran in Forkland struggling with PTSD and chronic pain after the VA waiting list proved too long. For the farmer in Boligee whose arthritis makes every morning a battle. For the caregiver in Union who's exhausted from watching pharmaceuticals fail someone they love. We're OilWell Cannabis, and we've spent years building something different: research-backed, legally compliant, multi-cannabinoid RSO formulas that honor Rick Simpson's original vision while solving the problems that made traditional RSO risky, inconsistent, and legally dangerous. More importantly, we ship directly to Greene County—no medical card required, no three-hour drive to Birmingham, no legal gray areas. Understanding Rick Simpson Oil: The Story Behind the Name Who Was Rick Simpson? Rick Simpson wasn't a doctor. He wasn't a scientist. He was a power engineer from Nova Scotia—a tradesman like many folks we know here in Greene County—who got hurt on the job in 1997 and found himself failed by the same medical system that leaves so many rural Alabamians feeling abandoned. After a scaffolding fall left him with chronic pain and tinnitus, his doctors' prescriptions either didn't work or made things worse. When he asked about cannabis, his physician dismissed it. Sound...

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Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Greene County, Alabama: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis

If you’re in Greene County searching for real answers about Rick Simpson Oil—what it is, whether it works, and how to access it legally—you’re not alone. Out here in west-central Alabama, where the closest major cancer center is a hundred miles away in Birmingham and our local healthcare resources are stretched thin, people are looking for options that make sense for rural life. We get it. We’ve been there too.

This guide is for the cancer patient in Eutaw hearing about RSO from an online support group. For the veteran in Forkland struggling with PTSD and chronic pain after the VA waiting list proved too long. For the farmer in Boligee whose arthritis makes every morning a battle. For the caregiver in Union who’s exhausted from watching pharmaceuticals fail someone they love.

We’re OilWell Cannabis, and we’ve spent years building something different: research-backed, legally compliant, multi-cannabinoid RSO formulas that honor Rick Simpson’s original vision while solving the problems that made traditional RSO risky, inconsistent, and legally dangerous. More importantly, we ship directly to Greene County—no medical card required, no three-hour drive to Birmingham, no legal gray areas.

Understanding Rick Simpson Oil: The Story Behind the Name

Who Was Rick Simpson?

Rick Simpson wasn’t a doctor. He wasn’t a scientist. He was a power engineer from Nova Scotia—a tradesman like many folks we know here in Greene County—who got hurt on the job in 1997 and found himself failed by the same medical system that leaves so many rural Alabamians feeling abandoned. After a scaffolding fall left him with chronic pain and tinnitus, his doctors’ prescriptions either didn’t work or made things worse. When he asked about cannabis, his physician dismissed it.

Sound familiar? That same dismissal happens in Alabama every day.

Simpson’s journey led him to create a crude cannabis oil in 2003, which he claimed removed his skin cancer lesions in four days. No independent medical verification exists—no biopsy, no clinical follow-up, no peer-reviewed documentation. But that personal experience became the origin story of “Rick Simpson Oil,” and his 2005 documentary Run From The Cure turned one man’s experiment into a global movement.

Important context: Simpson’s account is personal testimony, not medical evidence. Yet it’s historically significant as the catalyst that forced the world to start taking cannabis oil seriously.

The Traditional RSO Protocol: What Simpson Recommended

Simpson’s famous 60-gram, 90-day protocol was designed around crude, unstandardized oil made from whatever high-THC indica strain he could source. The process involved:

  • Starting material: Single-strain cannabis, no standardization
  • Extraction: Naphtha or isopropyl alcohol—toxic, non-food-grade solvents that could leave harmful residues
  • Production: Bucket, filter, rice cooker evaporation
  • Result: Thick, tar-like oil, 60-90% THC, no lab testing, no terpenes, no consistency batch-to-batch

The dosing schedule escalated from a half-grain of rice-sized dose to a full gram of oil per day—delivering roughly 600-900mg of delta-9 THC daily. That’s 30-45 times the typical FDA-approved dronabinol dose.

Critical safety note: This protocol was never validated in controlled trials. At those THC doses, patients faced severe intoxication, anxiety, tachycardia, and cannabis use disorder. For someone in Greene County with limited access to emergency care, those risks are especially serious.

What Simpson Got Right—And Where He Went Too Far

What he got right: Simpson forced the world to pay attention to cannabinoids when nobody else would. He gave his oil away for free to cancer patients, veterans, and desperate people when the system offered no alternatives. He believed medicine should be accessible to everyone, not locked behind prescription pads and specialist referrals.

What he overstated: Cancer cure claims that go far beyond what the evidence supports. Encouraging patients to use RSO instead of proven therapies carries genuine harm potential—especially here in Greene County, where delayed cancer treatment could mean the difference between manageable care and a terminal diagnosis.

The National Cancer Institute acknowledges that cannabinoids have been studied for potential anticancer effects in labs and animals, but explicitly states they do not endorse cannabis as a cancer treatment. The FDA has approved no cannabis plant product for cancer. Health Canada has never approved RSO for cancer.

OilWell’s Approach: Building Something Better

Our Story: From a Paralyzed Dog to a Mission

OilWell Cannabis didn’t start in a boardroom. It started with Bentley, a dog who was family to our founder Colin Valencia. When Bentley was paralyzed and veterinarians recommended euthanasia, Colin refused to give up. A rescue worker named Jessica asked the question that changed everything: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?”

Colin created a CBD golden paste for Bentley. The dog got up, walked across the room, and brought him his ball. From paralyzed to playing fetch—not placebo. That was ten years ago.

Bentley lived to age twenty. During those ten years, Colin developed formulas for every condition Bentley faced: neurodegeneration (CBG neuroprotection, THCa PPARγ activation), dementia (CBC neurogenesis), glaucoma (THC CB1 agonism), and crippling arthritis (multi-pathway anti-inflammatory using CBD, CBG, THCa, and beta-caryophyllene).

Why this matters for Greene County: We didn’t learn formulation in a lab. We learned it by keeping someone we loved alive when nothing else worked. That same desperation drives families in Union, Boligee, and Eutaw to search for alternatives. We understand that urgency because we’ve lived it.

From the Borderplex to the Texas Medical Center

Colin grew up in McAllen, Texas—across from Reynosa, Mexico, in one of the most dangerous, economically challenged border regions in America. He learned to hustle early, transporting items across the border, watching friends killed or imprisoned. By sixteen, he’d seen every form of violence imaginable.

Despite that environment, Colin chose cannabis over darker paths. He learned the plant intimately in the traditional pre-legalization world, then became a formally trained software engineer doing custom development for Baylor College of Medicine. That combination—deep plant knowledge plus medical-grade technical precision—defines everything we do.

Connection to Greene County: We know what it means to live in a place where opportunities are limited and the system feels stacked against you. We know rural America because we come from it.

Colin’s Personal Battle: PTSD, Xanax, and Peace Gummies

Colin developed PTSD and became addicted to benzodiazepines. He quit Xanax cold turkey—a notoriously dangerous feat—using the same cannabinoid knowledge that saved Bentley. Our Peace Gummies formula was created during midnight experiments while fighting through benzo withdrawal. Colin still uses the vape form for insomnia and severe PTSD.

This isn’t theoretical knowledge. We live this. We know what it means to be failed by pharmaceuticals and find relief in cannabinoids. For the veterans in Greene County struggling with PTSD, for the chronic pain patients cycling through ineffective prescriptions, for anyone who feels dismissed by the medical establishment—we see you.

The Science Behind Our Formula: Seven Cannabinoids, Seven Terpenes

Why Multi-Cannabinoid Matters

Traditional RSO was one cannabinoid (THC) from one strain. Our formula includes seven distinct cannabinoids at specific ratios:

  • CBD (4,500mg): Strongest evidence in our formula—especially for seizures, anxiety, and pain [1][3][4]
  • CBG (3,000mg): Promising for neuroprotection and inflammation, though human evidence is still emerging [7][8]
  • Delta-8 THC (6,000mg): Psychoactive but pharmacologically distinct from delta-9; anti-nausea properties [9]
  • THCa (1,500mg): Non-psychoactive until heated; potential COX-2 anti-inflammatory activity [12]
  • Delta-9 THC (90mg): Just enough for synergy and appetite support without overwhelming psychoactivity [13]
  • CBN (750mg): Marketed for sleep, though evidence remains weak [16][17]
  • CBC (750mg): Early research suggests neurogenesis and anti-inflammatory potential [18][19]

Total: 16,590mg cannabinoids at 553mg/mL—the highest concentration we know of in any legal RSO product.

Why Terpenes Matter

Traditional RSO destroyed terpenes through heat. Our formula includes 5% live terpenes:

  • Limonene: Citrus brightness, potential anti-inflammatory properties [21]
  • Myrcene: Earthy depth, anxiolytic potential (though human evidence limited) [23]
  • Caryophyllene: Peppery spice, direct CB2 agonist—unique among terpenes [24]
  • Pinene: Forest-fresh clarity, potential neuroprotective properties [25]
  • Linalool: Floral lavender calm, stress-relief potential [26]
  • Humulene: Woody earthiness, anti-inflammatory promise [27]
  • Terpinolene: Complex pine-fruit notes, least studied but biologically interesting [28]

For Greene County residents familiar with the scent of pine forests, citrus groves, or fresh herbs, these terpenes create a sensory experience that connects to our rural landscape.

Evidence-Informed, Not Evidence-Overstating

We hold ourselves to the same standards we apply to everyone else. CBD and delta-9 THC have the strongest human evidence. Delta-8 THC is pharmacologically active but less characterized. CBG, CBN, and CBC are promising but clinically immature. Terpene claims should be conservative.

We cite 29 peer-reviewed studies in this document—something no other RSO company does—because Greene County residents deserve honesty, not hype.

Our RSO Products: Two Formats, One Philosophy

RSO Sublingual Oil – $129.99

Complete Formula (Open-Source):

Cannabinoid Amount
CBD 4,500mg
CBG 3,000mg
Delta-8 THC 6,000mg
THCa 1,500mg
Delta-9 THC 90mg
CBN 750mg
CBC 750mg
Total 16,590mg
  • Live Terpenes: 5% (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)
  • Base: Organic MCT oil
  • Volume: 30mL (1 fl oz)
  • Concentration: 553mg/mL
  • Dosing: Graduated dropper with 0.1mL increments
  • Onset: 15-45 minutes
  • Duration: 4-6 hours
  • Bioavailability: 13-19%
  • Doses per bottle: 40-60 depending on serving size

Why this matters for Greene County: The graduated dropper gives you precision control. Whether you’re microdosing for daytime function at 0.3mL (166mg cannabinoids) or using a full 1mL for nighttime relief (553mg), you know exactly what you’re taking. No guessing.

RSO Vape Cartridge – $49.99

Complete Formula (Open-Source):

Cannabinoid Percentage
CBD 30%
CBG 20%
Delta-8 THC 15%
THCa 10%
CBN 10%
CBC 10%
  • Live Terpenes: 5%+
  • Size: 1 gram
  • Battery: Universal 510-thread
  • Onset: 1-2 minutes
  • Peak: 10-15 minutes
  • Duration: 2-4 hours
  • Bioavailability: 10-35%

Why this matters for Greene County: For breakthrough pain, panic attacks, or acute nausea, waiting 15-45 minutes isn’t viable. Two puffs deliver relief in under two minutes. The vape automatically decarboxylates THCa at 400-450°F, so every inhalation is fully activated.

When to Use Each Format

Your Need Best Choice Why
Fast relief (breakthrough pain, panic) Vape 1-2 minute onset
Sustained all-day relief Sublingual 4-6 hour duration
Maximum absorption Sublingual 13-19% bioavailability
Daytime, non-psychoactive Sublingual (raw) Keep THCa unactivated
Nighttime, full-potency Sublingual (decarbed) or Vape Activate full cannabinoid profile
Precise dosing Sublingual 0.1mL graduated dropper
Discretion/portability Vape Pocket-sized, no measuring

The Decarboxylation Choice: You Control the Potency

This is our most important innovation. Traditional RSO was always psychoactive. Our sublingual oil gives you three distinct options from one bottle:

Option 1: Raw (No Heat)
All 1,500mg THCa stays non-psychoactive. You get anti-inflammatory benefits via COX-2 inhibition [12] and neuroprotective potential via PPARγ pathways [12] with zero impairment. Perfect for working, driving, or daytime parenting in Greene County.

Option 2: Fully Activated (Home Decarboxylation)
Heat at 260°F for 45-60 minutes. This converts 1,500mg THCa to ~1,315mg delta-9 THC. Combined with the existing 90mg delta-9 and 6,000mg delta-8, you achieve traditional RSO potency—entirely legally, because you control the activation after purchase.

Option 3: Partial Activation
Transfer just what you need to a small oven-safe container. Decarboxylate only that portion, leaving the rest raw. This gives you precise control over your daily experience.

The chemistry: 1mg THCa = 0.877mg delta-9 THC after decarboxylation. You lose a CO₂ molecule in the conversion.

Legal Status: Farm Bill Compliant, Alabama Legal

Let’s be direct about Alabama law, because we know Greene County residents need clarity.

Federal Level: The 2018 Farm Bill legalized hemp-derived products containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC. Our sublingual oil contains only 90mg delta-9 THC in the entire 30mL bottle—well under the legal threshold.

Alabama State Law: Alabama maintains an extremely restrictive medical cannabis program (SB46/2021). To access the state’s dispensaries, you need:

  • A qualifying condition (cancer, PTSD, epilepsy, etc.)
  • A physician’s certification
  • Registration with the state
  • Travel to one of the few licensed dispensaries (none in Greene County)

Our Products: No medical card required. No qualifying conditions. No state registration. If you’re 21+, we can ship directly to your Greene County address. This is legal because our products are hemp-derived and Farm Bill compliant at the point of sale.

Important: THCa converts to delta-9 THC when heated. You’re responsible for understanding local laws regarding possession and use after decarboxylation. We provide full documentation, COAs, and receipts with every shipment.

Delivery to Greene County: How It Works

We know that getting to Birmingham is a 2-hour drive each way. We know there are no dispensaries in Eutaw or anywhere near Greene County. That’s why we’ve built the most accessible delivery system in the industry.

Nationwide Shipping to Greene County:

  • Carrier: USPS Priority Mail (2-3 business days), FedEx Ground (3-5 days)
  • Discreet packaging: No cannabis branding visible
  • Tracking: Provided for all orders
  • Summer protection: Temperature-stable packaging for Alabama heat
  • Signature option: Available if you prefer

What You’ll Receive:

  • Your RSO product(s) in discreet packaging
  • Complete Certificate of Analysis (COA) showing all cannabinoid and terpene levels
  • Receipt with full product documentation
  • Decarboxylation instructions if you choose to activate THCa
  • Our direct contact information: (832) 416-2816

Cost: Flat-rate shipping. We don’t price-gouge rural customers.

International Note: While this doesn’t directly apply to Greene County, it’s worth knowing that we ship worldwide. A cancer patient in Germany or a veteran in Australia can access the same formula you can. Rick Simpson never had that capability—we’ve made it reality.

Open-Source Formulas: If You Can’t Afford It, Make It

This is our promise to Greene County: If $129.99 is out of reach, you still have options.

We publish our complete formulas publicly—the same formulas in this document. Every milligram, every percentage, every ingredient. You can source individual cannabinoid distillates and MCT oil, follow our ratios, and create your own version.

Why we do this: Rick Simpson gave his oil away for free. He taught people how to make it. We’re commercializing that ethos: sell a professionally manufactured, lab-tested product to those who can buy it; give the recipe to those who can’t.

The Bentley Recipe: We even published the CBD golden paste formula that saved Colin’s dog—a recipe any Greene County pet owner can make today with turmeric, coconut oil, black pepper, and CBD oil.

This isn’t marketing. It’s who we are. As Colin told ABC13 in 2019: “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil. I’m not trying to sell people hope. But there’s enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of to give it a fair shot.”

Safety and Quality: What Matters for Rural Alabama

Solvent-Free Production

Traditional RSO used naphtha—a petroleum-based solvent that may contain benzene and toluene. We use no solvents. Our product is a formulated blend of individual cannabinoid distillates in organic MCT oil.

Third-Party Lab Testing

Every batch is tested for:

  • Potency: HPLC/UHPLC analysis confirming every cannabinoid to ±2% accuracy
  • Heavy metals: ICP-MS screening for arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury (all below FDA limits)
  • Pesticides: 400+ compound screening via LC-MS/MS and GC-MS/MS
  • Residual solvents: Headspace GC confirming <5,000 ppm (FDA Class 3 limit)
  • Microbials: Comprehensive pathogen screening including E. coli, Salmonella, Aspergillus

COAs available: Every Greene County customer receives the full Certificate of Analysis with their order.

Product Stability in Alabama Heat

Our MCT oil base is temperature-stable. While we recommend storing your RSO in a cool, dark place, it won’t degrade in normal Alabama summer shipping conditions. Traditional RSO’s tar-like consistency would separate and degrade—we’ve solved that.

Condition-Specific Guidance for Greene County

Critical disclaimer: This is educational information, not medical advice. These products are not FDA-approved to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your healthcare provider, especially given Alabama’s limited rural healthcare access. Do not operate vehicles or machinery while using psychoactive cannabinoids.

Chemotherapy Support

If you’re traveling from Greene County to Birmingham or Tuscaloosa for cancer treatment:

  • Pre-chemo nausea: 0.5-1.0mL sublingual 1 hour before treatment (delivers delta-8 THC’s antiemetic effects [9])
  • Acute breakthrough nausea: 2-3 vape puffs (1-2 minute onset)
  • Post-chemo appetite: 1.0mL sublingual before meals (THC CB1 agonism [13])
  • Sleep during treatment: 1.0-2.0mL at bedtime (25-50mg CBN)

Important: RSO is not a cancer cure. It may help with chemo side effects, but it should complement—not replace—your oncologist’s treatment plan. The National Cancer Institute confirms that while cannabinoids have been studied for anticancer effects in labs, no human trials prove RSO cures cancer .

Chronic Pain (Arthritis, Neuropathy, Fibromyalgia)

Living in Greene County with chronic pain often means limited access to pain specialists. Many of our customers have been through the opioid cycle with no relief.

  • Daytime functional relief: 0.3-0.5mL raw sublingual (non-psychoactive)
    • CBD’s multimodal pain effects [4]
    • CBG’s anti-inflammatory pathways [7][8]
    • Beta-caryophyllene’s CB2 activation [24]
  • Nighttime sustained relief: 0.5-1.0mL decarboxylated sublingual
    • Full cannabinoid profile plus CBN for sleep architecture [16][17]
  • Breakthrough pain: Vape as needed (1-2 minute onset)

PTSD and Anxiety

Greene County has a significant veteran population, and rural Alabama’s mental health resources are notoriously limited.

  • Daytime anxiety: 0.3mL raw sublingual
    • CBD’s anxiolytic effects (2024 meta-analysis showed significant benefit) [3]
    • CBG’s emerging anxiety research [7][8]
    • Limonene’s mood-lifting potential [21]
  • Nighttime PTSD symptoms: 1.0mL sublingual or vape
    • Colin personally uses this for severe PTSD and insomnia

Sleep Disorders

  • Before bed: 1.0-2.0mL sublingual
    • At 2.0mL: 50mg CBN (the dosage level in 2024 sleep literature) [17]
    • At 1.0mL: 25mg CBN (above the 20mg threshold associated with reduced sleep disturbance) [16]
    • THC’s CB1 agonism contributes to sleep onset [13]

General Titration Principle

Start low, go slow. Begin with 0.25-0.5mL sublingual. Assess effects over 2-3 hours. Increase gradually. Individual response varies by weight, metabolism, tolerance, and concurrent medications.

Competitive Comparison: Why OilWell for Greene County

vs. Alabama’s TCUP Dispensaries

  • Access: TCUP requires medical card, qualifying condition, physician certification, and travel to licensed dispensary (none in Greene County). We ship directly to your door, no card needed.
  • Formula: TCUP RSO is THC-only. We offer seven cannabinoids with defined ratios and 5% live terpenes.
  • Cost: TCUP products are expensive and insurance doesn’t cover them. Our $129.99 for 16,590mg is unmatched value.

vs. Online Hemp CBD RSO

  • Potency: Typical hemp RSO contains ~1,000mg total cannabinoids. We provide 16,590mg.
  • Psychoactive option: Hemp RSO has no psychoactive pathway. Our THCa conversion gives you full-potency when you choose it.
  • Transparency: We publish our formula. They don’t.

vs. Traditional Illegal RSO

  • Safety: No solvent residues, no contaminants, full lab testing
  • Consistency: Every bottle is identical—unlike traditional RSO where every batch varied
  • Legality: Farm Bill compliant, ships legally to Greene County
  • Precision: Known mg/mL vs. guessing potency

Media Recognition: Verified by ABC13 Houston

Between 2019 and 2023, ABC13 Houston (KTRK) featured Colin and OilWell in seven news segments. Five different reporters sought us out for expertise on:

  • Texas CBD business boom (2019)
  • National decriminalization efforts (2021)
  • Delta-8 THC investigation (2021)
  • COVID vaccine community giveaway ($35,000 in product, 2021)
  • Delta-8 ban and ethical response (2021)
  • Biden marijuana pardons and Colin’s personal conviction history (2022)
  • Texas marijuana law evolution (2023)

Key Quote from 2019: “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil. I’m not trying to sell people hope. But there’s enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of to give it a fair shot as to whether it’s right or wrong for them.”

Key Quote from 2021 (Delta-8 Investigation): When asked why someone would want Delta-8, Colin answered honestly: “I don’t give a sh** if it’s wrong to say you’ll get high off it. Maybe you want to get high.” That uncensored honesty on mainstream television is why ABC13 kept coming back.

Key Fact from 2022: Colin revealed his personal marijuana conviction history when covering Biden’s pardon announcement. He understands criminalization because he’s lived it.

This isn’t paid advertising. It’s earned credibility from a major-market news affiliate that repeatedly identified Colin as Houston’s most trustworthy cannabis voice.

Frequently Asked Questions for Greene County

Q: Is this legal in Alabama?
A: Yes. Our products are hemp-derived and contain less than 0.3% delta-9 THC, making them Farm Bill compliant. Alabama law permits hemp products that meet this threshold. No medical card is required.

Q: Will I get high?
A: Only if you choose to. Use it raw (no heat) for non-psychoactive benefits. Heat it at 260°F for 45-60 minutes to activate the THCa into delta-9 THC. The vape cartridge is always psychoactive because vaping decarboxylates instantly. You control the experience.

Q: Will this show up on a drug test?
A: If you use the raw form, it’s unlikely. If you decarboxylate or vape, yes—activated THC will trigger standard drug screens. Be honest with employers. We don’t hide this.

Q: How does this compare to what I’d get at an Alabama dispensary?
A: Alabama’s TCUP dispensaries sell THC-only RSO requiring a medical card. Our formula has seven cannabinoids, includes terpenes, requires no card, and ships directly to Greene County. It’s not the same product—it’s evolved.

Q: What if I can’t afford it?
A: We publish our complete formula. Source the ingredients and make your own. We’d rather you have access than profit from desperation.

Q: Is this safe with my medications?
A: CBD can interact with certain drugs, especially those metabolized by the liver. Consult your physician. If you’re on blood thinners, seizure medications, or other serious prescriptions, get professional guidance before using any cannabis product.

Q: How long does shipping to Greene County take?
A: USPS Priority Mail typically 2-3 business days. FedEx Ground 3-5 days. We ship within 24 hours of order.

Q: What’s the return policy?
A: Contact us at (832) 416-2816 or [email protected]. We’re a small company and handle returns personally.

Our Promise to Greene County

We know that living in rural Alabama means making hard choices about healthcare. We know that driving to Birmingham for every appointment isn’t realistic. We know that the state’s medical cannabis program is so restrictive that most people who need help can’t qualify.

We built OilWell for people like you:

  • No gatekeeping: If you’re 21+, you can access our products
  • No mystery: We publish everything—formulas, lab tests, evidence summaries
  • No hype: We tell you what the science actually says, not what sells
  • No abandonment: If you can’t afford it, we’ll help you make it yourself

This is more than a product. It’s a commitment to the kind of accessibility Rick Simpson dreamed of but couldn’t legally deliver. It’s the culmination of ten years perfecting formulas for a dog we loved, and five years sharing those formulas with people who needed them.

How to Order

Online: Visit oilwellcbd.com and select your product. We accept major credit cards.

Phone: Call (832) 416-2816. A real person answers.

Email: [email protected]. We’ll respond within 24 hours.

Address (if you ever visit Houston): 810 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX 77006 (Montrose neighborhood)

Hours:

  • Monday-Thursday: 10 AM – 7 PM
  • Friday-Saturday: 10 AM – 10 PM
  • Sunday: 10 AM – 4 PM

Final Word

Greene County deserves the same access to quality cannabinoid medicine as Houston or Los Angeles. You deserve honest information, not marketing spin. You deserve products that are tested, safe, and effective. You deserve to control your own medicine.

Rick Simpson started a movement by giving his oil away for free when people had no other options. We’re continuing that movement by making professional-grade RSO accessible to Greene County—and by giving you the recipe if you need it.

Start with education. Start low with dosing. Start a conversation with your healthcare provider. And if you decide RSO is right for you, know that we’re here with products built on a decade of love for a dog, five years of media-verified credibility, and a commitment to never selling snake oil.

Greene County, we’re with you.

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