We are thrilled to bring the revolutionary world of OilWell Cannabis to Llano County and the wider Texas Hill Country region! Our mission, born from a deeply personal journey of healing and resilience, is to provide pharmaceutical-grade cannabis products grounded in scientific rigor, unwavering quality, and a commitment to unlocking well-being for our community. We understand that Llano County, nestled in the heart of the beautiful Texas Hill Country, values authenticity, community, and the natural world, and we are proud to offer products that embody those very principles.
Our story began not in a boardroom, but in a moment of sheer desperation. Bentley, our founder’s beloved pitbull, faced a terminal neurodegeneration diagnosis. Veterinarians had given up, advising euthanasia, believing it was the only humane option. They warned that conventional pain medications would only cause more suffering, destroying Bentley’s internal organs. But giving up wasn’t an option for us; we had already faced too much loss and were determined to find a solution for this loyal companion who had stood by us through so many tough times. We stumbled upon the healing potential of cannabis, spurred by a pivotal question from a kind-hearted rescue worker named Jessica: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?” That moment changed everything, shifting our perspective from cannabis as mere recreation to cannabis as profound medicine.
Driven by an unshakeable resolve, we delved into research and learned how to make CBD golden paste. While not an immediate cure for Bentley’s paralysis, it was a lifeline. His condition improved, giving us more precious time together. Then, a true miracle unfolded: Bentley, who had been completely paralyzed in his back legs, got up on his own, walked to our founder, and brought his ball, asking to play. It was an impossible recovery, a testament to the healing power of cannabis. Bentley lived for another 10 years, passing away naturally at the remarkable age of 20. Those 10 years were dedicated to developing specialized formulas to keep him comfortable, lucid, and active, addressing conditions like neurodegeneration, dementia, glaucoma, and crippling arthritis. This intensive formula development became the bedrock of every OilWell product we craft today, extending our mission to alleviate suffering for both pets and people in Llano and beyond. We even openly share the recipe for Bentley’s CBD Golden Paste with the community: 1/2 cup organic turmeric powder, 1 cup water, 1/3 cup unrefined organic coconut oil, 1-2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper (essential for absorption), and CBD oil adjusted for your pet’s needs. Simply mix the turmeric and water in a saucepan over low heat until a thick paste forms (7-10 minutes), then add the coconut oil and pepper. Once cooled, store it in the refrigerator for up to two weeks, mixing in CBD oil just before serving with your pet’s food. This powerful recipe helped manage Bentley’s inflammation, pain, and supported his overall wellness, transforming a desperate situation into a decade of cherished life.
Our founder’s journey began in the challenging landscape of the McAllen-Reynosa Borderplex, a region marked by vibrant culture and stark contrasts of poverty and danger. This upbringing instilled a unique resilience and understanding of real suffering, shaping a moral compass that chose to champion cannabis as a force for good. Having witnessed friends killed or imprisoned and facing every form of violence imaginable, our founder committed to a path of healing, driving the creation of a legitimate, therapeutic business from street-level origins. This personal backstory ensures that every product we create is infused with an authentic expertise born of lived experience, not just academic study, demonstrating how true knowledge of cannabis goes beyond recreational use to address serious medical conditions like Crohn’s disease, IBS, UC, PTSD, benzo addiction, and insomnia. Our formulas are so trusted that medical professionals often utilize them clinically, and we are dedicated to making our products accessible and effective for everyone, including vegans and diabetics, ensuring no one is left behind on their wellness journey.
Despite operating from Texas, a state with complex cannabis laws, we have pioneered within legal loopholes, establishing a unique lane for OilWell Cannabis built on unwavering quality, innovation, and a deep commitment to our customers’ well-being. Unlike mass-produced brands, every OilWell product is a carefully crafted masterpiece. From the initial concept to the final product, everything––including the artwork on our packaging and our unique formulations––is created in-house, reflecting a singular vision. We are more than a brand; we are a promise to deliver the most thoughtful cannabis products available, setting trends rather than following them, all while upholding integrity, creativity, and a profound commitment to making a positive difference in the world. This dedication extends globally, as we already ship internationally, committed to reaching people wherever they are, sharing our passion for cannabis, and translating our work into multiple languages to make high-quality, effective cannabis accessible to all. Our “Asshole Peach” gummies, for example, are a testament to this, specifically formulated to alleviate pain and PTSD symptoms for veterans without being overly aggressive, while our PEACE Gummies, available in both edible and vape forms, have been a game-changer for our founder, helping them quit Xanax cold turkey to manage severe PTSD and insomnia. These are just some examples of our custom creations, designed to provide targeted therapeutic benefits.
Our expertise and dedication haven’t gone unnoticed by mainstream media. We have been featured in seven ABC13 Houston news segments from 2019 to 2023, solidifying our reputation as Houston’s most trusted cannabis expert. When the region’s top news station needs to explain complex cannabis laws, therapeutic benefits, or industry changes to the public, they turn to us. This extensive media coverage highlights our profound commitment to community health and education, a commitment that always transcends profit. We notably gave away $35,000 in premium cannabis products to support COVID-19 vaccination efforts, partnered with the City of Houston, and proactively safeguarded other businesses during the Delta-8 ban crisis by warning them of impending legal changes. Our founder, having personally experienced the repercussions of cannabis laws, champions criminal justice reform, advocating for an end to the systemic disadvantages individuals with cannabis convictions face in housing, loans, and banking. We are positioned as pragmatic visionaries, recognizing that while advocating for full legalization, we also see the present moment as a “Renaissance” for cannabis, maximizing the existing opportunities within the legal framework to deliver our comprehensive range of hemp-derived products.
Llano County, with its serene landscapes, strong community bonds, and a deep appreciation for healthy living, embodies the very spirit of wellness and natural solutions that we champion at OilWell Cannabis. Located in the heart of the Texas Hill Country, Llano represents values of independence and a connection to the land that resonates deeply with our philosophy of natural, plant-based healing. Just as Llano is known for its rugged beauty, abundant wildlife, and outdoor recreation, we believe in supporting the body’s natural resilience with products crafted from the earth. Residents here, from the ranches to the charming small businesses that line the historic downtown square, understand the importance of quality and integrity. Whether you’re enjoying a day on Lake Llano, exploring Inks Lake State Park and the nearby Buchanan Lake, or simply cherishing the peaceful pace of life in the “Deer Capital of Texas,” optimal well-being is key to fully embracing the unique lifestyle that Llano and its surrounding communities, like Mason, Burnet, and Marble Falls, offer. Our dedication to holistic health aligns perfectly with the proactive wellness approach many in Llano County maintain.
We are proud to serve Llano County, and the entire Texas Hill Country, including the communities of Buchanan Dam, Sunrise Beach Village, Horseshoe Bay, and the broader Llano River region. Our services extend throughout Central Texas, reaching Austin, San Antonio, and all points in between. We understand that residents in these areas, particularly those who participate in outdoor activities like hunting, fishing, and hiking, often seek natural remedies for aches, pains, and the general wear-and-tear of an active lifestyle. Our products are meticulously crafted to support this active, health-conscious community, offering therapeutic solutions that embrace the natural essence of the Hill Country.
Revolutionary THCa Rick Simpson Oil: SUPERIOR to Traditional RSO, Completely Legal
We have revolutionized the cannabis industry with our THCa Rick Simpson Oil (RSO), offering a product that is not only completely legal but also delivers therapeutic benefits superior to traditional RSO. While Rick Simpson pioneered his life-saving oil using illegal Delta-9 THC, we at OilWell Cannabis have perfected his vision through revolutionary dual-pathway THCa technology. Our THCa RSO is a game-changer because it provides both raw, non-psychoactive anti-inflammatory benefits and, when heated, converts to Delta-9 THC, offering a user-controlled psychoactive experience. This means you get two therapeutic pathways from one product, unlike traditional RSO’s single pathway. Furthermore, our THCa RSO products are 100% Farm Bill compliant, making them legal in all 50 states, bypassing the legal risks associated with traditional, illegal RSO. With no federal limits on THCa content, unlike the restrictive 0.3% Delta-9 THC limit, our products offer the maximum legal potency possible, delivering superior therapeutic outcomes that were once only a dream within the cannabis community.
OilWell’s Revolutionary THCa RSO Sublingual Oil
Our Revolutionary THCa RSO Sublingual Oil is priced at $129.99 and sets a new standard for legal cannabis medicine. It boasts an unprecedented 16,590mg of total cannabinoids per bottle, making it one of the most potent RSO formulations available. At the heart of this formula is 6,000mg of Delta-8 THC, chosen for its ability to deliver profound therapeutic benefits with significantly reduced anxiety and paranoia compared to Delta-9 THC, as revealed by a 2022 Journal of Cannabis Research study (N=521) where 74% of participants reported no anxiety and 83% experienced no paranoia. This makes our RSO ideal for those seeking powerful relief without the overwhelming psychoactive effects.
Beyond Delta-8, our formula includes a robust 4,500mg of CBD to modulate effects and provide anti-inflammatory and neuroprotective properties, validated by Harvard Medical School’s findings on CBD’s role in balancing THC. A powerhouse of 3,000mg of CBG, the “mother cannabinoid,” offers unique anti-inflammatory, antibacterial (effective against MRSA), and neuroprotective benefits, with a 2024 Washington State University clinical trial (N=34) showing 20mg significantly reduced anxiety. Our RSO provides 150 clinical doses of CBG at this studied level.
The true innovation, however, lies in 1,500mg of THCa. This revolutionary dual-power system means THCa delivers both potent raw anti-inflammatory benefits and, when heated, converts to Delta-9 THC. This gives you superior therapeutic outcomes compared to traditional RSO. We also include 750mg each of CBN for sleep and pain (a 2023 BMJ Open clinical protocol validated 30mg CBN for insomnia without grogginess) and CBC for neurogenesis and mood enhancement. A Farm Bill compliant 90mg of Delta-9 THC and a 5% live terpene complex complete the formula, ensuring a full entourage effect. This exceptional blend delivers an unparalleled cost efficiency of $0.0078 per mg of cannabinoids, making it 6-19 times cheaper than most competitors and a staggering 200-400 times more affordable than pharmaceutical alternatives like Epidiolex ($30,000-$50,000 annually). Our enhanced 90-day Rick Simpson protocol, requiring four bottles, totals approximately $519.96, an astonishing value compared to pharmaceutical options.
Revolutionary THCa RSO Vape: Instant Traditional RSO Strength
Our Revolutionary THCa RSO Vape, priced at $49.99 for a 1-gram cartridge, is another groundbreaking innovation. It delivers instant traditional RSO effects not possible with conventional RSO. While traditional RSO cannot be safely vaped due to its thick consistency and the destruction of active compounds, our THCa RSO Vape uses revolutionary THCa activation technology. When vaped, the THCa instantly converts to Delta-9 THC, providing full traditional RSO strength in 1-2 minutes. This makes it an ideal rescue medication for acute pain episodes, nausea emergencies, panic attacks, or rapid sleep induction. With high bioavailability (40-60%) and precise dose control, this portable powerhouse provides discreet, immediate therapeutic access on demand.
The vape cartridge is formulated with 30% CBD (300mg), 20% CBG (200mg), 15% Delta-8 THC (150mg), 10% THCa (100mg), 10% CBN (100mg), 10% CBC (100mg), and 5% live terpenes (50mg), totaling 1,000mg of cannabinoids. This balanced profile, with a CBD:THC ratio of approximately 2:1, protects against anxiety while delivering rapid relief. This product is safe to vape, as it contains no acetate compounds like THCo or HHCo, which carry the ketene gas risk when heated.
Complete Gummy Collection: Targeted Therapeutic Solutions
Our comprehensive gummy collection, with each 10-count package priced at $39.99, offers a range of targeted therapeutic solutions, expertly formulated to address specific wellness needs.
For those requiring veteran-grade potency, our “The Asshole” Peach Gummy Rings deliver an impressive 118mg total THC per gummy, including 28mg Delta-9, 50mg Delta-8, 20mg Delta-10, 20mg THCo Acetate, 100mg CBD, and 50mg CBG. This multi-cannabinoid formulation provides a powerful, long-lasting euphoric sensation. The inclusion of Delta-8 THC, CBD, and CBG offers a triple-layer anxiety protection, making it a favorite among veterans for managing chronic pain and PTSD without the paranoia often associated with high-potency products. A 2022 Journal of Cannabis Research study (N=521) found 74% of Delta-8 users experienced no anxiety, providing a much smoother experience. The 50mg of CBG is 2.5 times the 20mg clinical dose found to significantly reduce anxiety in a 2024 Washington State University (N=34) trial, further enhancing the anxiolytic benefits. With its extended 8-12 hour duration, “The Asshole” is ideal for severe chronic pain, PTSD, and high-tolerance medical patients.
Our PEACE Gummy Peaches are quite literally a game-changer. Carrying a personal resonance for our founder, who uses them nightly to manage severe PTSD and insomnia, these gummies contain a potent 30mg of CBN, matching the exact clinical dose validated by a 2023 BMJ Open clinical protocol for insomnia disorder without next-day grogginess. Coupled with 150mg of CBG—a staggering 7.5 times the anxiety-reducing dose proven in the 2024 WSU study—these gummies provide unparalleled anxiety relief and neuroprotective benefits. The formula also includes 15mg Delta-9 THC, 25mg Delta-8 THC, and 100mg CBD, creating a powerful synergy for sleep and anxiety management that helped our founder quit Xanax cold turkey, a notoriously difficult and dangerous process. This specific blend addresses PTSD-related sleep disturbances, nightmares, and anxiety with a non-addictive, therapeutic approach.
For a balanced, functional experience, our Premium Peach Gummies offer 28mg Delta-9 THC, 50mg CBD, and 50mg CBG. This 1.8:1 THC:CBD ratio mirrors the pharmaceutical precision of Sativex, a 1:1 THC:CBD cannabis extract approved in over 30 countries for MS spasticity, providing a balanced euphoria without being overwhelming. The 50mg CBG helps counteract THC’s memory-impairing effects, enhancing mental clarity, while the 50mg CBD buffers any potential anxiety. These gummies are perfect for daytime pain management, mood elevation, and creative work, allowing functionality while enjoying therapeutic benefits.
Finally, our Formula 121 Peach Rings are designed for beginners and those sensitive to THC, offering a perfectly balanced 1:1:1 ratio of 50mg Delta-8 THC, 50mg CBD, and 50mg CBG. This unique formulation ensures a gentle, clear-headed experience with significantly reduced anxiety. The 50mg CBG (2.5 times the clinically effective dose for anxiety) and 50mg CBD provide robust anxiety protection, while the Delta-8 THC offers a smooth, functional psychoactive effect without paranoia. It’s the ideal choice for first-time cannabis users, individuals prone to anxiety, or anyone seeking daytime functional relief.
Precision-Dosed Chocolates & Innovative Diabetic-Friendly Hard Candies
Our 10mg Delta-9 THC + 10mg CBD Chocolates are available in a 10-count package for just $29.99. These chocolates precisely replicate the pharmaceutical model of Sativex, an FDA-equivalent (approved in over 30 countries) 1:1 THC:CBD formulation, setting a gold standard for balanced cannabinoid therapy. Each chocolate offers 10mg Delta-9 THC paired with 10mg CBD, providing a mild, beginner-friendly dose that minimizes anxiety while delivering therapeutic benefits. Farm Bill compliant, these products illustrate how modern cannabis science can achieve pharmaceutical-grade precision. They are ideal for microdosing protocols, managing anxiety, or for individuals seeking gentle relief with predictable and consistent effects.
In a true testament to our commitment to inclusivity, we developed SWEETEMintz: Sugar-Free Nano Peppermint Hard Candy, priced at $39.99 for a 10-count package. Inspired by our founder’s personal mission to support the Hispanic community, which often faces higher rates of diabetes, this product is revolutionary. While most cannabis edibles are loaded with sugar, effectively excluding a significant diabetic population, we specifically crafted SWEETEMintz with Isomalt, a sugar alcohol derived from beets that has zero glycemic impact, making it perfectly safe for diabetics and those on keto/low-carb diets. Our innovative nano-enhanced technology breaks down cannabinoids into tiny particles, leading to up to 5 times better absorption than traditional edibles and an incredibly rapid onset of 15-30 minutes. Each candy contains 28mg Nano Delta-9 THC, 100mg Nano CBD, and 50mg CBG, providing powerful anti-inflammatory and pain-relieving effects while respecting dietary restrictions. This product is a prime example of our dedication to accessible and effective cannabis wellness, fulfilling our promise to cater to specific health needs.
THCa Flower Collection: Over 50 Medical-Grade Strains
Our THCa Flower Collection, ranging from $74.99 to $249.99 depending on strain and quantity, represents the pinnacle of legal cannabis. These indoor-cultivated, third-party lab-tested flowers come in over 50 medical-grade strains, each meticulously chosen for its therapeutic profile and optimal cannabinoid-terpene synergy—a philosophy we embody with the saying: “25% THCa with optimized terpenes > 35% THCa with poor terpenes.” We rigorously prioritize terpene content, as evidenced by a 2024 University of Arizona study demonstrating that cannabis terpenes provide pain relief equivalent to morphine at 10mg/kg dosing, and a 2024 Johns Hopkins study revealing that limonene reduces THC-induced anxiety by 54.8%.
Our THCa collection offers something for every therapeutic need:
For pain management, we highly recommend Gorilla Glue #4 (25-30% THCa), a chronic pain specialist with myrcene and caryophyllene that offers morphine-equivalent relief without addiction. Sunset Fritter (33% THCa), an 8-time award winner, delivers triple-pathway pain relief with limonene, caryophyllene, and myrcene.
For anxiety disorders, Lemon Pound Cake (28-32% THCa) stands out with its limonene-dominant profile, clinically validated by Johns Hopkins University for a 54.8% anxiety reduction.
For cognitive enhancement, Pink Pineapple (35-38% THCa) provides focused clarity and creativity, a natural alternative to pharmaceutical stimulants.
For sleep disorders, Granddaddy Purple (26-30% THCa) and Northern Lights (28-32% THCa) are powerful indicas with high myrcene and linalool content, offering natural sedation superior to pharmaceutical sleep aids.
We also feature strains like Cherry Gushers (29-30% THCa) for inflammation, Blue Dream (17-24% THCa) for metabolic support, and a wide array of Sativa-dominant options like Green Crack (30-34% THCa) and Sour Diesel (20-26% THCa) for energizing focus, as well as balanced hybrids such as Wedding Cake (27-31% THCa), Gelato Mintz (28-32% THCa), and Runtz (30-35% THCa) for versatile relief. Each strain’s unique terpene profile, meticulously preserved through indoor cultivation and slow curing, drives its specific therapeutic effects, making our THCa flower collection a legal and highly effective alternative for comprehensive wellness.
Beyond our core product lines, we offer specialty items like Delta-9 THCb Distillate, a rare cannabinoid with potential COVID-19 protease inhibition properties, offering a unique avenue for advanced therapeutic exploration. Our PEACE Vape, used personally by our founder for acute PTSD episodes and insomnia, provides rapid relief when immediate calm is needed. Additionally, our premium Caviar Pre-Rolls, last seen during our $35,000 COVID-19 vaccine giveaway, are available seasonally, offering an exceptionally potent experience for connoisseurs (pricing available upon request).
Our Commitment to Llano County: How to Access OilWell Cannabis
We are honored to extend our services to the residents of Llano County and the surrounding communities, bringing the unparalleled quality and scientific expertise of OilWell Cannabis right to your doorstep. While our primary base of operations and manufacturing is in Houston, we ensure that our pharmaceutical-grade products are accessible to you wherever you are in the beautiful Texas Hill Country.
For our valued customers in Llano, we offer reliable statewide shipping services that ensure your orders arrive safely and efficiently. We meticulously calculate shipping timeframes from our Houston hub to Llano, understanding the logistics of delivering across Texas. While we are currently focused on providing exceptional shipping services, please know that every order is handled with the same care and urgency that defines our brand. We continuously monitor and research innovative delivery solutions to enhance accessibility for all our customers, ensuring that Llano County residents receive their wellness products in the most convenient and timely manner possible.
You can reach us easily for product recommendations, order inquiries, or any questions you may have. Call us directly at (832) 416-2816, email us at [email protected], or explore our full catalog and educational resources at oilwellcbd.com. Our dedicated team is available Monday through Saturday from 10:00 AM to 7:00 PM Central, and on Sundays from 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM Central. You can also follow us on Instagram @OILWELLCBD and use the hashtag #WELLNESSRUNSDEEP to join our growing community committed to wellness and natural healing.
Legal Compliance & Your Well-being: Our Priority
We are committed to operating with complete transparency and legal compliance, ensuring that every product you receive in Llano County adheres strictly to the 2018 Farm Bill. This legislation legalized hemp and hemp-derived products, so long as they contain less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight. Our THCa flower, for example, is entirely legal in its raw, non-psychoactive form because it meets this criterion. When heated, its THCa converts to Delta-9 THC, delivering the full cannabis experience. Texas has not enacted state laws banning THCa flower, aligning with federal guidelines, making our products fully legal for your purchase and enjoyment in Llano County. Our Delta-9 THC gummies are also legal due to precise calculations ensuring their Delta-9 content remains below the 0.3% threshold by total dry weight.
IMPORTANT LEGAL WARNING: While our products are legal, they WILL trigger positive results on drug tests. If you are subject to drug testing for employment, parole, or any other reason, please DO NOT use our THC-containing products. This includes THCa flower, Delta-9 gummies, and Delta-8 products, as all these will metabolize into compounds detectable by standard drug tests for days, weeks, or even months. We never want a product to jeopardize your livelihood.
Furthermore, we strongly advise against driving while impaired. Our THC products can affect judgment and motor skills. For edibles, wait a minimum of 6-8 hours before driving; for vapes or smoked flower, wait 4-6 hours. Legal use does not protect you from DUI charges. Always prioritize your safety and the safety of others on the road.
Age Restriction: You must be 21 years of age or older to purchase and use our products. We rigorously enforce this requirement with ID verification for all orders, recognizing the critical importance of protecting developing brains, which continue to mature until approximately age 25.
Medical Disclaimer: Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). We strongly urge you to consult with a qualified healthcare provider before using cannabis products, especially if you have pre-existing medical conditions, are pregnant or breastfeeding, or are taking other medications. We provide scientific information for educational purposes, but it is not a substitute for professional medical advice.
Our Unwavering Commitment to Quality
At OilWell Cannabis, “pharmaceutical-grade” is not just a phrase; it’s the standard we live by, forged in the crucible of Bentley’s miraculous recovery. Every product we offer to Llano County adheres to seven stringent quality commitments: being 100% American-made with transparent sourcing, subject to rigorous third-party lab testing for purity and potency, crafted with natural and clean ingredients free from harmful additives, meticulously ensured for Farm Bill compliance, developed through scientific formulation backed by peer-reviewed research, designed with pet-safe considerations (true to Bentley’s legacy), and driven by continuous improvement based on the latest science and customer feedback. “If it’s not good enough for Bentley, it’s not good enough for you.”
We invite you, the discerning residents of Llano County, to explore the transformative power of OilWell Cannabis. Experience the difference that science-backed formulations, uncompromising quality, and a profound commitment to wellness can make in your life. We are here to bring healing, clarity, and well-being to your home, just as we did for Bentley, proving that #WELLNESSRUNSDEEP.
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