Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Monroe County, Alabama: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis

We’ve built this guide for the folks in Monroeville, Beatrice, and every community across Monroe County who’ve been searching for honest answers about Rick Simpson Oil. Maybe you’re a cancer patient at Monroeville Hospital whose oncologist mentioned cannabis as a complementary option. Maybe you’re a veteran in Beatrice managing chronic pain and PTSD after multiple deployments. Maybe you’re a caregiver in Excel watching a loved one suffer through chemotherapy, wondering if there’s anything that might ease the nausea when prescription antiemetics aren’t enough. Or maybe you’re just someone who’s heard the term “RSO” whispered in the waiting rooms at Jackson Hospital or seen it discussed in online support groups for Monroe County residents.

Wherever you are in Monroe County — whether you’re driving the backroads near the Alabama River, working the timber lands that still define so much of our rural economy, or commuting down Highway 21 toward Mobile for medical appointments — you’ve landed here because you need real information, not hype. You’ve found the most comprehensive RSO resource available anywhere, and we’re proud to share it with our neighbors in Monroe County.

What Monroe County Needs to Know About Rick Simpson Oil

Let’s start with the truth most other companies won’t tell you: Rick Simpson was not a doctor. He was a power engineer from Nova Scotia — a tradesman, not a medical researcher. In 1997, he suffered a workplace injury that left him with persistent tinnitus and dizziness. The medications his doctors prescribed either didn’t help or made things worse. When he asked his physician about cannabis, the doctor refused to consider it. Sound familiar? Many Monroe County residents have walked into their doctor’s office asking about cannabis alternatives only to be met with skepticism or outright dismissal. That shared experience of being let down by conventional medicine is why Simpson’s story resonates so powerfully here in rural Alabama.

Simpson’s pivotal moment came in 2003 when he claimed three bumps on his arm disappeared after he applied concentrated cannabis oil to them. He said his doctor had diagnosed these as basal cell carcinoma. Important context: No independent medical verification, biopsy confirmation, or peer-reviewed documentation of this outcome exists. Simpson’s account is personal testimony, not medical evidence. But it became the catalyst for something much larger .

After that experience, Simpson dedicated himself to producing and giving away cannabis oil for free. He helped people with cancer, chronic pain, diabetes, infections, glaucoma, arthritis, depression, and insomnia. His story spread globally through the 2005 documentary Run From The Cure, which remains one of the most influential cannabis advocacy films ever made . But Simpson’s advocacy brought him into direct conflict with Canadian law. The RCMP raided his property in 2005 and 2009, seizing plants and charging him with cultivation, possession, and trafficking. He eventually left Canada for Europe, continuing his advocacy from abroad .

Throughout his public career, Simpson maintained that RSO could cure cancer and that pharmaceutical companies, government agencies, and medical institutions were actively suppressing this knowledge. Important context: This conspiratorial framing reflects a worldview shared by many in the early cannabis movement and is relevant to understanding RSO’s cultural significance. However, the evidence simply does not support cure claims.

The 60-Gram Protocol That Monroe County Should Understand

Simpson’s core recommendation was a 90-day regimen consuming 60 grams of concentrated cannabis oil. For Monroe County residents considering this protocol, here’s exactly what it entails:

Week 1: Start with a dose the size of half a grain of rice — about 10-15mg of oil — taken three times daily. Total daily intake: 30-45mg.

Weeks 2-5: Double the dose every four days to build tolerance. By week five, you’re consuming approximately 1 gram (1,000mg) of oil daily, divided into three doses of about 333mg each.

Weeks 5-12: Maintain 1 gram per day until all 60 grams are consumed.

Administration: Primary method was oral (sublingual or swallowed). For skin lesions, Simpson recommended topical application. He did not recommend inhalation as a primary treatment method .

Critical safety context for Monroe County: This protocol has never been validated in controlled trials. It assumes crude, unstandardized material with unknown potency. At peak dosing, it delivers approximately 600-900mg of delta-9 THC daily — far exceeding anything studied clinically. The risks at these doses are substantial: severe intoxication, anxiety, panic, tachycardia, hypotension, and cannabis use disorder [1][13][14][15].

Traditional RSO vs. What We Offer Monroe County

Many Monroe County residents have seen “RSO” products online or heard about them from friends who’ve traveled to Florida or Mississippi dispensaries. Understanding the differences matters tremendously for your health and safety. Here’s the honest comparison:

Why This Matters for Monroe County Specifically

Monroe County is 1,037 square miles of rural Alabama with limited healthcare infrastructure. Our only hospital is Monroeville Hospital, and many residents drive 50+ miles to Mobile or Montgomery for specialist care. When you’re facing a cancer diagnosis or managing chronic pain, that distance matters. You can’t easily pop into a dispensary for guidance — there aren’t any within 100 miles. You need products that are:

1. Legal to ship directly to your Monroe County address (Farm Bill compliant)
2. Consistent batch-to-batch (lab-tested, not garage-made)
3. Flexible for your work schedule (non-psychoactive daytime option for farmers, factory workers, and shift workers)
4. Supported by real science (not just Facebook testimonials)
5. Affordable or reproducible (open-source formula for DIY makers)

That’s exactly what we’ve built.

Who We Are: The OilWell Story That Monroe County Can Trust

OilWell Cannabis was founded by Colin Valencia right here in Houston, Texas. But Colin’s story begins 350 miles southwest in McAllen, Texas — the heart of the Borderplex region across from Reynosa, Mexico. If you’re from Monroe County, you understand communities shaped by economic hardship and limited opportunities. McAllen is one of the most economically challenged border regions in America, plagued by violence, cartel activity, and systemic poverty. Colin’s best friends have been killed or imprisoned because of the dangers in that world. He left home at sixteen because staying meant accepting a fate he refused to accept [1].

Despite those dangers, Colin chose cannabis over darker paths. He learned the plant intimately in the traditional cannabis world pre-legalization, then transitioned to building a legal, legitimate business when opportunity emerged. He became a formally trained software engineer and did custom development work for Baylor College of Medicine — one of the most prestigious medical institutions in the Texas Medical Center. That combination of deep plant knowledge and medical-grade technical precision defines everything we do [1].

But the real origin story isn’t about business plans or medical centers. It’s about a dog named Bentley.

Bentley: The Miracle That Started Everything

Bentley was more than a pet — he was family. When Bentley fell seriously ill, veterinarians delivered the verdict no pet owner wants to hear: euthanasia was the only humane option. Bentley was paralyzed in his back legs. They said pain medications would destroy his internal organs, causing more suffering. The choice was painful prolonged decline or immediate mercy killing.

Colin wasn’t ready to give up. In a desperate search, a rescue worker named Jessica asked the question that changed everything: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?” Colin had cannabis experience, but it was recreational. He’d never explored therapeutic applications. That blind spot became a mission.

Colin learned to create CBD golden paste — a specialized cannabinoid formula for pets. It wasn’t a cure, but it was hope. And that hope delivered something veterinary medicine said was impossible: Bentley got up. He walked over to Colin and brought him his ball to play. From paralyzed and facing euthanasia to fetching his ball. This was not placebo effect — dogs don’t respond to placebo. This was cannabinoid medicine doing what pharmaceuticals could not [1].

Bentley lived another ten years, passing naturally at age twenty. During those years, Colin developed specialized formulas for every age-related condition Bentley faced:

• Neurodegeneration → CBG’s neuroprotective properties and THCa’s PPARγ agonism for brain cell protection
• Dementia → CBC’s role in neurogenesis
• Glaucoma → THC’s CB1 agonism for intraocular pressure reduction
• Crippling arthritis → Multi-pathway anti-inflammatory approaches using CBD, CBG, THCa, and beta-caryophyllene working through different receptor systems simultaneously

Single cannabinoids weren’t enough. Bentley’s evolving conditions required multi-cannabinoid synergy. This is why our RSO contains seven cannabinoids instead of one or two. It wasn’t a marketing decision — it was born from necessity. Colin personally uses our Peace Gummies formula (born from midnight experiments during his own benzo withdrawal) to manage severe PTSD and insomnia. This isn’t theoretical knowledge. He lived what RSO patients live: desperation for relief, failed pharmaceuticals, the discovery that cannabinoids work when pills do not [1].

Our Four Core Promises to Monroe County

1. Accessibility Over Gatekeeping

In Monroe County, you don’t need a medical card or qualifying condition. Alabama’s medical cannabis program (established by SB46 in 2021) remains one of the most restrictive in the nation — limited to a handful of conditions, requiring physician certification, and with no dispensaries operational as of 2024. Most Monroe County residents simply don’t qualify or can’t access it even if they do.

Our RSO is available to anyone age 21 or older in Monroe County. We ship directly to your door in Monroeville, Beatrice, Excel, Frisco City, Uriah, or anywhere else in the county via USPS Priority Mail (2-3 business days). No medical appointments. No state registry. No qualifying conditions. Just real access.

2. Patient-Controlled Potency

Monroe County has more residents working in agriculture, manufacturing, and transportation than most Alabama counties. You need to function. You can’t be impaired at work, behind the wheel of a tractor, operating machinery at the lumber mill, or driving a truck down Highway 84.

Our sublingual oil gives you three distinct usage options:

Raw (No Heat): All 1,500mg of THCa stays non-psychoactive. You get anti-inflammatory benefits via COX-2 inhibition and neuroprotective potential via PPARγ agonism [12] with zero impairment. Perfect for daytime use when you need to work, parent, or drive.

Fully Activated (Home Decarboxylation): Heat the oil at 260°F for 45-60 minutes in an oven-safe glass container. This converts 1,500mg THCa into approximately 1,315mg delta-9 THC. Combined with the existing 90mg delta-9 THC, you get ~1,405mg total delta-9 THC—psychoactive potency comparable to traditional illegal RSO, entirely at your discretion after legal purchase.

Vape (Instant Activation): Our 1-gram cartridge vaporizes at 400-450°F, converting THCa to delta-9 THC with each puff. Onset in 1-2 minutes for breakthrough pain, panic, or nausea.

The conversion ratio: 1mg THCa = 0.877mg delta-9 THC after decarboxylation. We publish this chemistry because you deserve to know exactly what you’re getting.

3. Open-Source Formulas

We publish our complete formulas publicly—every cannabinoid, every milligram, every percentage. If $129.99 for the sublingual oil or $49.99 for the vape cartridge isn’t in your budget, you can source the individual cannabinoid distillates and make your own version. This is our adaptation of Rick Simpson’s ethos for the modern marketplace: sell a professionally manufactured, lab-tested product for those who want it, and publish the recipe for those who need to make it themselves.

The original open-source recipe that saved Bentley is still on our website. It’s a CBD golden paste for pets that any Monroe County pet owner can make today with turmeric, coconut oil, black pepper, and CBD oil. We gave that away before we ever sold a product. That pattern continues with our RSO formulas.

4. Evidence-Informed, Not Evidence-Overstating

Rick Simpson operated without access to peer-reviewed literature. We have that access, and we use it to distinguish between what’s well-supported, what’s emerging, and what’s overstated. Monroe County residents deserve this honesty—especially when facing serious health decisions.

The Science Behind Every Cannabinoid in Our Formula

CBD (Cannabidiol) – 4,500mg

What Monroe County should know: CBD has the strongest human evidence in our formula. The FDA has approved purified CBD (Epidiolex) for certain seizure disorders, and that’s the clearest major indication acknowledged by institutional literature [1][2]. For chronic pain—a condition affecting countless Monroe County residents working physical jobs—systematic reviews show promise but also emphasize trial quality limitations [4]. Anxiety research shows statistically significant signals but with limited clinical samples [3]. Sleep research remains methodologically weak with many studies using non-validated measures [5].

Safety matters for Monroe County: CBD can elevate liver enzymes and cause drug-induced liver injury, especially important if you’re taking other medications or drinking alcohol [6]. It can also cause diarrhea, sleepiness, appetite changes, and mood effects [1].

CBG (Cannabigerol) – 3,000mg

Why we include it: CBG is the biosynthetic precursor to other cannabinoids and appears pharmacologically distinct, interacting with cannabinoid receptors, alpha-2 adrenoceptors, and 5-HT1A signaling [7]. Preclinical research suggests possible relevance to neurologic disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, and antibacterial activity [7][8]. However, Monroe County should know: CBG is being sold commercially while the evidence base remains thin—claims often outrun the science [7]. It’s a promising minor cannabinoid, not a proven therapeutic.

Delta-8 THC – 6,000mg

What makes it different: Delta-8 is psychoactive but less potent than delta-9 THC, with weaker CB1 affinity [9]. For Monroe County residents who want therapeutic effects with less intensity, this matters. However, the evidence base is dominated by animal studies and public health concerns rather than robust human trials [10]. Manufacturing quality concerns exist because commercial interest is tied to easier synthesis relative to natural plant levels [11]. It’s not a “mild” cannabinoid—it’s psychoactive with real but less-characterized safety profile [9].

THCa (Tetrahydrocannabinolic Acid) – 1,500mg

The game-changer for Monroe County: THCa itself does not produce psychoactive effects associated with THC [12]. The preclinical literature suggests anti-inflammatory activity via COX-2 inhibition and neuroprotective potential via PPARγ agonism [12]. For Monroe County residents working agricultural or manufacturing jobs who can’t afford impairment, this is crucial. However, THCa converts to THC with heating or over time during storage, so interpretation depends heavily on how you use it [12].

Delta-9 THC – 90mg

Why so little? Traditional RSO delivers 600-900mg per day at peak dosing. We include only 90mg total in the entire bottle—well under Alabama’s legal threshold and far below doses associated with psychiatric risks. What is established: THC-containing medicines help with chemotherapy-related nausea and HIV/AIDS appetite loss [1][13]. For chronic pain, high-THC products may provide short-term benefit but increase dizziness, sedation, and discontinuation due to adverse events [13].

Critical safety for Monroe County: High-concentration THC products show consistent unfavorable associations with psychosis, schizophrenia outcomes, and cannabis use disorder [15]. They also carry risks of anxiety, panic, tachycardia, blood pressure changes, and dependency [1][14]. Our low-dose approach is intentional for safety.

CBN (Cannabinol) – 750mg

For sleep support: At 2mL dose, you get 50mg CBN—the level investigated in 2024 sleep literature [16][17]. At 1mL, you get 25mg—above the 20mg threshold associated with reduced sleep disturbance in some research [16]. However, Monroe County should know: the specific sleep evidence for CBN remains weak. A 2021 review screened 99 human-study abstracts and found no clinical trials using validated sleep questionnaires or polysomnography that substantiate strong sleep-promoting claims [16]. The 2024 updated cannabis and sleep review concluded that research still doesn’t match real-world use, and better-designed trials are needed [17]. CBN is a prime example where cultural reputation exceeds clinical evidence [16][17].

CBC (Cannabichromene) – 750mg

Why we include it: The 2024 focused review argues CBC has distinct pharmacodynamics and pharmacokinetics, with antinociceptive, antibacterial, and anti-seizure areas as interesting research targets [18]. Animal work shows anti-inflammatory effects and reduced gut hypermobility [19]. However, Monroe County should know: over-the-counter CBC products are already being sold despite little evidence establishing clinical efficacy or safety [18]. It’s scientifically credible but not yet clinically validated [18][19].

The Terpene Profile That Makes Our RSO Different

Traditional RSO had no terpenes—the heat destroyed them. We preserve and add live terpenes at 5% with a specific seven-terpene profile. For Monroe County residents familiar with forest aromas, citrus groves, or herbal remedies, these terpenes make the product experience both effective and enjoyable.

Limonene (Citrus-bright)

A multifunctional monoterpene with antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, and immune-modulatory possibilities [21]. Safety note for Monroe County: limonene oxidation products can be contact allergens—important if you have sensitive skin or respiratory issues [22].

Myrcene

Often discussed for anxiolytic and anti-inflammatory properties, but human studies are lacking [23]. The claim that myrcene reliably causes sedation or “couch-lock” is stronger than current evidence supports [20][23].

Caryophyllene (β-caryophyllene) – Pepper/Spice

The standout terpene: It’s a selective CB2 receptor agonist, making it especially relevant for anti-inflammatory and immunomodulatory effects [24]. For Monroe County residents with arthritis or chronic inflammation from physical labor, this is particularly interesting [24].

Pinene (Forest-fresh)

Shows antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, and neuroprotective signals in preclinical studies, but well-designed human trials are lacking [25]. Claims about memory improvement or countering THC effects remain hypotheses [20][25].

Linalool (Floral, Lavender)

Discussed for stress and mood support, but evidence remains translational rather than definitive [26]. Like limonene, oxidized linalool can be allergenic [22].

Humulene (Earthy, Woody)

Shows anti-inflammatory and cannabimimetic properties via CB1 and adenosine pathways in rodent studies—valuable for hypothesis generation but not yet human-proven [27].

Terpinolene (Piney, Fruity, Sparkling)

Among the least clinically characterized terpenes here, with evidence dominated by in vitro and animal studies rather than human trials [20][28].

Our RSO Products: Complete Specifications for Monroe County

RSO Sublingual Oil – $129.99

The Complete Formula (Published Open-Source):

• Live Terpenes: 5% (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)
• Carrier: Organic MCT oil
• Volume: 30mL (1 fl oz)
• Potency: 553mg active cannabinoids per mL
• Droppers: Graduated in 0.1mL increments for precise dosing
• Onset: 15-45 minutes (sublingual absorption)
• Peak: 1-2 hours
• Duration: 4-6 hours
• Bioavailability: 13-19% (partially bypasses liver metabolism)
• Doses per bottle: 40-60 depending on serving size

What 553mg/mL means for Monroe County: Traditional RSO potency was unknown and variable. Our formula delivers exactly 553mg of defined cannabinoids in every milliliter. No guessing. No batch-to-batch variation. Just precision.

RSO Vape Cartridge – $49.99

The Complete Formula (Published Open-Source):

• Format: 1-gram 510-thread cartridge (works with standard vape batteries available throughout Monroe County)
• Onset: 1-2 minutes (fastest delivery method)
• Peak: 10-15 minutes
• Duration: 2-4 hours
• Bioavailability: 10-35% (dependent on inhalation technique)
• Auto-decarboxylation: Vaping at 400-450°F instantly converts THCa to delta-9 THC

For Monroe County: The vape format is ideal for breakthrough pain, panic attacks, or acute nausea when you can’t wait 45 minutes for sublingual onset. It’s also the most discreet option for use anywhere in Monroe County.

When to Use Each Format: A Monroe County Guide

Condition-Specific Guidance for Monroe County Residents

Critical disclaimer: These contexts are informed by research cited throughout this document. They are NOT medical prescriptions, NOT FDA-approved treatments, and NOT substitutes for professional medical care. Always consult your healthcare provider at Monroeville Hospital, your primary care physician, or specialists at Jackson Hospital before using cannabinoid products. Individual results vary. Do not operate vehicles or machinery while under the influence of psychoactive cannabinoids.

Chemotherapy-Related Nausea & Appetite Support

For cancer patients in Monroe County traveling to USA Health Mitchell Cancer Institute in Mobile or other regional centers:

• Pre-chemo: 0.5-1.0mL sublingual approximately 1 hour before treatment
• Acute breakthrough nausea: 2-3 vape puffs for immediate relief (1-2 minute onset)
• Post-chemo: 0.5mL sublingual every 6 hours as needed
• Sleep support during treatment: 1.0-2.0mL sublingual before bed (delivers 25-50mg CBN)

Evidence context: Delta-8 THC shows antiemetic properties [9]. Delta-9 THC has established efficacy for chemotherapy nausea [1][13]. CBD provides anxiolytic buffering [3].

Chronic Pain (Fibromyalgia, Arthritis, Neuropathy)

For Monroe County residents working in agriculture, timber, or manufacturing:

• Daytime: 0.3-0.5mL raw sublingual — non-psychoactive anti-inflammatory relief
• Nighttime: 0.5-1.0mL decarboxylated sublingual — combines pain relief with CBN sleep support
• Breakthrough pain: Vape as needed for rapid onset

Evidence context: CBD shows pain-modulating effects [4]. Delta-9 THC provides short-term pain benefit but with significant side effects [13]. Beta-caryophyllene (in our terpene profile) activates CB2 receptors relevant to inflammatory pain [24]. THCa inhibits COX-2, similar to NSAIDs but without stomach damage [12].

Sleep Support

For shift workers at International Paper in Frisco City or those struggling with insomnia:

• Before bed: 1.0-2.0mL sublingual
• At 2mL: Delivers 50mg CBN — the dosage level investigated in 2024 sleep literature [16][17]
• At 1mL: Delivers 25mg CBN — above threshold associated with reduced sleep disturbance

Evidence context: CBN sleep evidence shows promise but remains weak, with no strong validated trial base yet [16][17]. The 2024 cannabis and sleep review concluded better-designed trials are still needed [17].

Anxiety & Stress

For Monroe County residents managing the stress of rural economic uncertainty or healthcare access challenges:

• Daytime functional relief: 0.3mL raw sublingual
• Nighttime: 1.0mL sublingual for full profile including CBN

Evidence context: CBD shows anxiolytic effects in systematic reviews with limited clinical samples [3]. CBG pharmacology suggests possible anxiolytic mechanisms but human evidence is sparse [7]. Limonene in our terpene profile shows anxiolytic potential in preclinical studies [20].

Alabama & Monroe County Legal Framework: What You Need to Know

Alabama legalized medical cannabis in 2021 through SB46, but the program remains extremely restrictive. As of 2024, there are still no operational dispensaries in Monroe County or anywhere else in Alabama. Qualifying conditions are limited to: cancer-related cachexia, chronic pain, Crohn’s disease, depression, epilepsy/seizures, HIV/AIDS-related nausea, panic disorder, Parkinson’s disease, persistent nausea, PTSD, sickle cell anemia, spasticity from ALS or multiple sclerosis, terminal illnesses, Tourette syndrome, and conditions causing hospice care.

Most Monroe County residents simply don’t qualify or can’t access the program even if they do.

Our RSO is different: The 2018 Farm Bill legalized hemp-derived products containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC at the federal level. Our sublingual oil contains only 90mg delta-9 THC in the entire 30mL bottle (3mg/mL) — well under Alabama’s threshold. All cannabinoids are hemp-derived, making our products legal to ship directly to any Monroe County address.

THCa is the key: THCa is the acidic, non-psychoactive precursor to delta-9 THC. At the point of sale, THCa is not delta-9 THC and is Farm Bill compliant. You can legally purchase, possess, and transport our product to Monroe County, then activate it at home through decarboxylation. This is the most significant legal cannabis access innovation in history — backed by actual chemistry, not loopholes.

Important legal notice: When you heat THCa, it converts to delta-9 THC. Monroe County residents are responsible for understanding and complying with local laws. We provide full documentation, Certificates of Analysis, and receipts with every shipment. International customers (if you’re ordering from outside the U.S.) accept all customs and legal responsibility.

How Monroe County Residents Get Our Products

Shipping to Monroe County

We ship to every corner of Monroe County via USPS Priority Mail (2-3 business days), FedEx Ground (3-5 days), and UPS Ground (3-5 days). Your package arrives in discreet packaging with no cannabis branding visible — just a plain box that respects your privacy in close-knit Monroe County communities.

All shipments include:

• Full product documentation
• Certificate of Analysis (COA) for lab testing verification
• Tracking number for delivery confirmation
• Temperature-stable packaging for Alabama summers
• Signature-required option available

Shipping costs: Free USPS Priority Mail on orders over $150. Otherwise, $8.95 flat rate to Monroe County.

Alabama Legal Documentation

Every shipment to Monroe County includes:

• Hemp product declaration for customs/law enforcement
• Farm Bill compliance statement
• Third-party lab results showing <0.3% delta-9 THC
• Product composition breakdown matching our published formulas
• Business license and DSHS Texas licensing (available upon request)

Why Monroe County Can Trust Our Media Record

Between 2019 and 2023, ABC13 Houston featured Colin Valencia and OilWell Cannabis in seven distinct news segments. ABC13 is the ABC affiliate serving America’s fourth-largest city—the same network that brings you Good Morning America. Five different reporters sought us out across four years because when Houston needed to explain cannabis products, legal changes, or community health initiatives, they turned to us.

What ABC13 Documented:

September 2019: CBD Business Boom – Colin’s foundational quote: “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil… there’s enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of to give it a fair shot”

March 2021: Decriminalization Efforts – Colin’s therapy framing: “Pain comes in a lot of different forms”

May 2021: Delta-8 Investigation – Steve Campion asked why someone would smoke Delta-8. Colin’s iconic response: “Maybe you want to get high.” This uncensored honesty on mainstream TV established our credibility.

August 2021: COVID Vaccine Giveaway – We donated 1,000 caviar pre-rolls (~$35,000 in product) to encourage vaccination in Houston. We coordinated with city government, no political strings attached.

October 2021: Delta-8 Ban – Colin proactively removed all Delta-8 products before enforcement began and warned other operators they were unknowingly shipping Schedule I narcotics. We absorbed major revenue loss to act ethically.

October 2022: Biden Marijuana Pardon – Colin revealed his personal marijuana conviction history: “You face challenges with housing, loans, and banking, I mean with about everything.” This transforms every quote—it’s not corporate messaging; it’s lived experience.

April 2023: 4/20 Renaissance – Colin’s framing: “Right now is actually a pretty – like Renaissance – pretty important time that should be enjoyed now.”

The through-line: These features cannot be purchased. They are editorially controlled news segments from a major network that repeatedly identified Colin as the most credible voice in Houston’s legal cannabis industry. For Monroe County, this is third-party validation no other RSO provider can match.

How Monroe County Residents Can Reach Us

OilWell Cannabis
810 Richmond Avenue
Houston, TX 77006
(Montrose neighborhood – the heart of Houston’s medical innovation district)

Phone: (832) 416-2816
Email: [email protected]
Website: https://oilwellcbd.com/

Hours:

• Monday-Thursday: 10:00 AM – 7:00 PM
• Friday-Saturday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
• Sunday: 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM

Instagram: @oilwellcbd

The Bottom Line for Monroe County

We know that Monroe County is a place where your word still matters, where community trust is earned slowly, and where suffering often happens quietly behind closed doors. We know that asking about cannabis can feel like a big step—even a risky one—in a community where traditional values run deep.

That’s why we’ve built this guide to be the most comprehensive, honest, and scientifically grounded RSO resource available anywhere. Every claim is tied to specific research. Every formula is published openly. Every question about safety, legality, and effectiveness is answered directly.

We can’t promise miracles. No cannabis product has been proven to cure cancer in humans, and anyone who tells you otherwise is selling the snake oil we explicitly reject. What we can promise is:

• Legal, safe access to a multi-cannabinoid formula shipped discreetly to Monroe County
• Complete transparency about what the science actually says—and doesn’t say
• Patient control over whether your medicine is psychoactive or not
• Open-source formulas so you’re never locked out by price
• Real support from a company whose founder has lived the struggles you’re facing

From the agricultural fields of Beatrice to the quiet neighborhoods of Monroeville, from the timber operations near Excel to the river communities along the Alabama, we’re here for Monroe County. Not with hype, but with honest medicine, published science, and the same commitment that got Bentley back on his feet and helped Colin break free from pharmaceutical dependence.

Order today at https://oilwellcbd.com/ or call (832) 416-2816 with questions. We ship to Monroe County every day, and we’re ready to help you determine if this is right or wrong for you—just like Colin said on ABC13 back in 2019.

This product has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21+ to purchase. Do not operate vehicles or machinery while under the influence of psychoactive cannabinoids. Consult your healthcare provider before use, especially if you have a medical condition, take medications, are pregnant or nursing, or have health concerns. Buyer assumes responsibility for compliance with local laws.

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