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OilWell Cannabis Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) for Saint Helena: The Complete Guide

Living on Saint Helena means we understand resilience. We know what it’s like to face health challenges when the nearest specialist is 1,200 miles away in Cape Town. We know the frustration of watching loved ones struggle with chronic pain, cancer, or PTSD while navigating limited treatment options on our remote island. And we know the value of community-driven solutions that actually work.

This is why we’ve created the most comprehensive, evidence-based Rick Simpson Oil guide specifically for Saint Helena residents. Whether you’re in Jamestown, Half Tree Hollow, Longwood, or any of our scattered settlements across this volcanic paradise, you deserve honest information about cannabis medicine—not hype, not promises, just real science and real options.

Understanding Rick Simpson Oil: What Saint Helena Needs to Know

Who Was Rick Simpson and Why His Story Matters Here

Rick Simpson wasn’t a doctor or scientist—he was a power engineer from Nova Scotia, Canada, who started making concentrated cannabis oil because conventional medicine failed him, much like many of us on Saint Helena have experienced when we can’t access specialized care. In 1997, after a workplace injury left him with debilitating post-concussion symptoms, his doctor refused to consider cannabis as an option. Sound familiar? Many of our local physicians, working within conservative British medical frameworks, are similarly hesitant to discuss cannabis alternatives.

Simpson’s pivotal moment came in 2003 when he claimed cannabis oil removed his skin cancer lesions in four days. Here’s the crucial part: no independent medical verification exists for this claim. No biopsy confirmation. No clinical follow-up. This matters deeply for Saint Helena residents because we’re a close-knit community where word-of-mouth spreads fast, and we need to distinguish between powerful personal testimony and proven medical evidence.

Simpson gave his oil away for free to cancer patients, chronic pain sufferers, and people with conditions from diabetes to glaucoma—conditions that affect our neighbors in Sandy Bay just as much as they do people in London or Houston. He never charged a penny, which is why we honor his legacy by publishing our complete formulas openly. If you can’t afford our products, you can make them yourself using the exact recipe provided later in this guide.

The Traditional 60-Gram Protocol: Important Context

The infamous 60-gram, 90-day regimen that Simpson recommended was designed around crude, unstandardized oil. At peak dosing, patients consumed roughly 600-900mg of delta-9 THC daily—doses far exceeding anything studied in controlled settings. To put this in perspective for our Saint Helena community, that’s equivalent to consuming an entire bottle of our strongest product every single day.

Critical safety notes for our island:

• This protocol was never validated in controlled trials
• Traditional RSO used toxic solvents like naphtha (lighter fluid) that may contain carcinogens
• No lab testing meant every batch was different—impossible to dose consistently
• At those THC levels, risks include severe anxiety, panic, tachycardia, and cannabis use disorder
• For cancer patients, using unregulated oil instead of proven treatments can cause irreversible harm

We present this information not to dismiss Simpson’s contribution, but to protect our community. Rick Simpson drew attention to cannabinoids when the world ignored them, and his advocacy helped create the legal framework that makes our products possible today. But we owe it to every resident of Saint Helena—from the farmer in Blue Hill to the caregiver in Levelwood—to be honest about what the science actually shows.

The OilWell Difference: Built on Love, Science, and Real Experience

From Bentley’s Miracle to Your Medicine Cabinet

Our company didn’t start in a boardroom. It began with a dog named Bentley who was family. When veterinarians told us Bentley was paralyzed and euthanasia was the only humane option, we refused to accept it. The pain medications would destroy his organs, they said. The choice was suffering or death.

But on Saint Helena, we know about refusing to give up on family. We know about finding solutions when the “official” answer is no.

A rescue worker asked us: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?” That question changed everything. We created a CBD golden paste recipe—turmeric, coconut oil, black pepper, and CBD oil. Bentley got up. He walked. He brought us his ball to play. Dogs don’t respond to placebo. This was real.

Bentley lived another ten years, dying naturally at age twenty. During those years, we developed specialized formulas for every condition he faced:

• Neurodegeneration → CBG for neuroprotection and THCa for brain cell protection
• Dementia → CBC for neurogenesis
• Glaucoma → THC for intraocular pressure
• Arthritis → Multi-pathway anti-inflammation using CBD, CBG, THCa, and beta-caryophyllene

Bentley was our R&D lab. Every formula we sell—every milligram of cannabinoid precision—was tested on a patient we loved more than life itself. That’s why our products work. That’s why we test so rigorously. That’s why we publish our formulas openly.

Our Founder Colin Valencia: Someone Who Understands

Colin grew up in McAllen, Texas, along the dangerous Mexico border—a place where poverty and violence were daily realities. He lost friends to prison and death. He left home at sixteen. He knows what suffering looks like, which is why he chose cannabis over harder paths.

But here’s what makes him uniquely qualified to serve Saint Helena: Colin is a formally trained software engineer who did custom development for Baylor College of Medicine—one of America’s most prestigious medical institutions. He combines deep cannabis plant knowledge with medical-grade technical precision. When he tells you that CBG interacts with alpha-2 adrenoceptors and 5-HT1A receptors, he’s not parroting internet trivia. He’s referencing peer-reviewed pharmacology.

And he knows pharmaceutical dependence personally. Colin used our cannabinoid knowledge to quit Xanax cold turkey—a dangerous feat that most people can’t accomplish. He created our Peace Gummies during midnight experiments while fighting benzo withdrawal. He personally uses our vape form for his severe PTSD and insomnia. This isn’t theoretical knowledge. He lived what you’re going through.

Colin’s philosophy, as he told ABC13 in 2019: “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil. I’m not trying to sell people hope. But there’s enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of to give it a fair shot as to whether it’s right or wrong for them.”

That same philosophy drives what we offer Saint Helena. We won’t promise cures. We will promise honesty, quality, and the best version of RSO you can access legally from 4,000 miles away.

The Science Behind Our Formula: What Each Ingredient Does

Our RSO contains seven cannabinoids and seven terpenes at specific, lab-verified amounts. Here’s what the evidence says about each compound, translated for our Saint Helena community:

Cannabinoids: The Active Medicine

CBD (4,500mg per bottle)

• Best evidence: Seizure disorders—purified CBD (Epidiolex) is FDA-approved for certain rare epilepsies. That’s the gold standard [1][2].
• Anxiety: A 2024 meta-analysis of 316 participants showed significant anxiolytic effects, though researchers stress the sample size is limited [3]. For Saint Helena residents dealing with isolation anxiety or stress, this is promising but not guaranteed.
• Pain: 2024 systematic review found “promising but heterogeneous” results—meaning it helps some people but not predictably [4]. Given our limited access to pain specialists, it’s worth trying with realistic expectations.
• Sleep: 2023 insomnia review found the literature “methodologically weak” with mostly subjective measures [5]. It may help, but don’t expect miracles.
• Safety: Can elevate liver enzymes and interact with medications—a concern if you’re already taking multiple prescriptions from St. Helena Hospital [6]. Always consult Dr. Wortley or your GP first.

CBG (3,000mg)

• The science: Our most evidence-immature major ingredient. It’s the biosynthetic precursor to other cannabinoids and interacts with unique receptors (alpha-2 adrenoceptors, 5-HT1A) [7].
• What it might help: Reviews discuss possible relevance to inflammatory bowel disease (relevant for our limited gastroenterology access), neurologic disorders, and antibacterial activity [7][8].
• Reality check: It’s being sold commercially while the evidence base “remains thin” [7]. We’re including it because Bentley’s neurodegeneration required it, but we won’t overstate what research doesn’t yet support.

Delta-8 THC (6,000mg)

• The truth: It’s psychoactive. Period. A 2022 review found it has “broadly similar pharmacokinetic and pharmacodynamic behavior” to delta-9 THC, just less potent [9].
• Safety concerns: 2023 scoping review noted “reports of adverse consequences” and “regulatory and product-quality concerns” [10]. It’s synthesized from CBD, which creates manufacturing variables.
• Why we include it: It provides therapeutic effects at lower psychoactivity than delta-9, which matters for Saint Helena residents who need to function during the day. But it’s not harmless or “mild”—it’s just different.
• Drug testing: Will absolutely cause failed drug tests. If you work for the St. Helena Government or St. Helena Airport, be aware.

THCa (1,500mg)

• The innovation: This is the heart of our legal framework. THCa is non-psychoactive in its acidic form but converts to psychoactive THC when heated [12].
• What it might do: Preclinical research suggests anti-inflammatory (COX-2 inhibition) and neuroprotective (PPARγ agonism) benefits [12]. For arthritis in our humid climate or neuroprotection as we age, this is promising.
• The conversion math: Heat at 260°F (125°C) for 45-60 minutes converts 1,500mg THCa → ~1,315mg delta-9 THC. Combined with the 90mg already present, you get ~1,405mg total THC—comparable to traditional illegal RSO.
• Your choice: Use raw for daytime anti-inflammatory benefits, or decarb for full psychoactive therapy. No other product gives you this control.

Delta-9 THC (90mg total)

• The real deal: FDA-approved synthetic forms (dronabinol, nabilone) are used for chemo nausea and HIV/AIDS appetite loss [1]. That’s the highest level of evidence.
• For pain: 2022 systematic review found high-THC products may provide short-term pain relief but increase dizziness, sedation, and drop-out rates [13]. If you’re dealing with chronic pain from fishing, farming, or just the wear of island life, it may help—but expect side effects.
• Safety: At just 3mg per mL (90mg total bottle), our delta-9 content is far below Simpson’s 600-900mg daily doses. We deliberately kept it low to reduce psychoactivity and safety risks while letting THCa provide the heavy lifting when activated.

CBN (750mg)

• The overhyped sleeper: Everyone says CBN is for sleep. The evidence? A 2021 review found no clinical trials using validated sleep measures that support this claim [16].
• The 2024 update: Sleep review concluded that cannabinoid sleep research “still does not match the scale of real-world use” [17].
• Why we include 750mg: This delivers 25mg per mL at a 1mL dose—above the 20mg threshold some studies associate with reduced sleep disturbance. It might help, but we won’t lie about the evidence gap.

CBC (750mg)

• The newcomer: 2024 review calls it “distinct” from other cannabinoids with “antinociceptive, antibacterial, and anti-seizure” potential [18]. But it also notes CBC products are sold despite “little evidence establishing clinical efficacy or safety” [18].
• Translational only: Animal studies show anti-inflammatory effects and possible neurobiological relevance, but no human trials yet [19].
• Our stance: We’re including it because Bentley’s multi-cannabinoid needs proved that single compounds aren’t enough. But we’ll be the first to tell you the science is early.

Terpenes: The Aromatic Synergists

Our 5% live terpene profile adds flavor and potential entourage effects, but we must be honest: robust human proof of cannabis-specific terpene benefits remains limited [20]. Here’s what we know:

Limonene (citrus-bright): Multifunctional antioxidant and anti-inflammatory in preclinical studies [21]. But its oxidation products can cause contact allergies—something to watch in our subtropical humidity [22].

Myrcene: Common claim that it’s sedating (“couch-lock” effect). Human evidence? “Lacking” [23]. We include it for aroma and potential synergy, not proven sedation.

Caryophyllene (pepper/spice): The star terpene. It’s a selective CB2 receptor agonist—actually binding to cannabinoid receptors [24]. This makes it pharmacologically unique and relevant for inflammation.

Pinene (forest-fresh): Preclinical antioxidant and neuroprotective signals, but “well-designed clinical trials are lacking” [25]. For our older population concerned about cognitive health, it’s promising but not proven.

Linalool (lavender-floral): Anxiolytic and antidepressant mechanisms in preclinical models [26]. Like limonene, oxidized forms can be allergens [22].

Humulene (earthy-woody): 2024 scoping review found anti-inflammatory and even cannabimimetic properties in rodents via CB1 and adenosine pathways [27]. Very early stage.

Terpinolene (piney-fruity): Least studied of our seven. 2021 review found effects mostly in computer models and animal studies, not humans [28].

Bottom line for Saint Helena: These terpenes make our oil taste and smell complex—citrus, pepper, forest, lavender, earth. They may contribute to the entourage effect [20][29], but we won’t overstate what science hasn’t proven. The real therapeutic horsepower is in the cannabinoids.

Our Two Product Formats: Choosing What’s Right for You

We offer our RSO formula in two formats because different moments in island life demand different tools. Whether you’re dealing with acute pain after a day hauling fish in James Bay or need sustained relief through a long night, we have you covered.

RSO Sublingual Oil: $129.99

• 30mL bottle (1 fl oz) with 16,590mg total cannabinoids (553mg/mL)
• Our graduated dropper doses in precise 0.1mL increments—critical for titrating your perfect dose
• Onset: 15-45 minutes via sublingual absorption (under the tongue)
• Duration: 4-6 hours of sustained relief
• Bioavailability: 13-19% (partially bypasses liver metabolism)
• Best for: Nighttime use, chronic conditions, precise control

Perfect for Saint Helena life:

• Take 0.3mL raw (non-decarboxylated) before your shift at the St. Helena Airport—zero impairment, anti-inflammatory benefits
• Take 1mL decarbed before bed for pain plus sleep support from 25mg CBN
• The glass bottle travels well for trips to Ascension Island or the UK

RSO Vape Cartridge: $49.99

• 1-gram cartridge with 900mg+ total cannabinoids
• 510-thread battery compatibility—works with standard vape pens available online
• Onset: 1-2 minutes (fastest possible relief)
• Duration: 2-4 hours
• Bioavailability: 10-35% (depends on inhalation technique)
• Best for: Breakthrough pain, panic attacks, acute nausea

Perfect for Saint Helena life:

• Two puffs during a severe arthritis flare-up while working in your St. Helena Coffee plantation—relief before you finish checking the next row
• Discreet enough to use without drawing attention in Jamestown
• Compact for storing in your boat’s first aid kit

When to Use Each Format

Condition-Specific Guidance for Saint Helena Residents

Important: This is educational information, not medical advice. Always consult Dr. Wortley or your GP at St. Helena Hospital before starting cannabinoid therapy, especially if you’re taking other medications.

Chemotherapy-Related Nausea & Appetite

For those making the difficult journey to Cape Town for cancer treatment, our formula may help with treatment side effects:

• Pre-chemo: 0.5-1mL sublingual 1 hour before treatment (delta-8 THC for antiemetic effects [9])
• Acute breakthrough nausea: 2-3 vape puffs for immediate relief (1-2 minute onset)
• Post-chemo: 0.5mL every 6 hours as needed
• Appetite support: Delta-9 THC’s appetite stimulation may help when the isolation of treatment away from home suppresses appetite

Evidence: Delta-8 antiemetic research [9], delta-9 THC nausea control [1][13], CBD anxiolytic buffering [3]

Chronic Pain (Arthritis, Fishing Injuries, Years of Hard Labor)

Living on Saint Helena means our bodies take a beating—whether from fishing the South Atlantic, farming on volcanic slopes, or decades of physical work:

• Daytime: 0.3-0.5mL raw sublingual—anti-inflammatory without impairment so you can keep working
• Nighttime: 0.5-1mL decarbed sublingual—pain relief plus CBN for sleep architecture
• Breakthrough pain: Vape as needed for the sharp flare-ups

Evidence: CBD pain research [4], delta-9 THC analgesia [13], beta-caryophyllene CB2 activation [24], THCa COX-2 inhibition [12]

Sleep Issues (Isolation, Anxiety, Pain)

The darkness of a South Atlantic night can feel overwhelming, especially when pain or anxiety keeps you awake:

• Before bed: 1-2mL sublingual delivers 25-50mg CBN
• At 2mL: This exceeds the 20mg threshold some research associates with reduced sleep disturbance [16]
• At 1mL: Delivers 25mg CBN—still above that threshold

Reality check: CBN sleep evidence is weak [16][17]. It may help, but it’s not a guaranteed sleep aid. The combination of CBD, THC, and relaxation from pain relief likely contributes more than CBN alone.

Anxiety & Stress

Island life isn’t always tranquil—financial pressures, isolation, and the challenges of remote living take their toll:

• Daytime functional relief: 0.3mL raw sublingual—CBD and CBG address anxiety pathways without psychoactive impairment
• Nighttime: 1mL sublingual—full profile including CBN for sleep

Evidence: CBD anxiety research [3], CBG pharmacology [7][8], limonene entourage potential [20]

Legal Status: Can Saint Helena Residents Legally Order This?

Yes. Here’s why our RSO is legal to ship to Saint Helena:

The Farm Bill Framework

Our product contains only 90mg of delta-9 THC in the entire 30mL bottle—that’s 3mg per mL, well under the 0.3% federal limit. All cannabinoids are hemp-derived, making it legal under the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill.

Saint Helena’s Legal Context

As a British Overseas Territory, Saint Helena operates under UK law. The UK legalized hemp-derived products containing less than 1mg THC per container in 2021. Our product meets this standard easily.

Important: You are responsible for understanding your local laws. We provide:

• Full Certificates of Analysis (COAs) with every shipment
• Complete product documentation for customs
• Hemp-derived product declarations
• Receipts showing legal purchase

We’ve successfully shipped to remote British territories before. The key is complete documentation, which we provide.

Getting OilWell RSO to Saint Helena: Our Delivery Promise

We understand that living on one of the world’s most remote inhabited islands creates unique challenges. We’ve designed our delivery system to overcome them.

International Shipping to Saint Helena

• Carrier: USPS International Priority (most reliable to remote territories)
• Timeline: 7-14 business days to Jamestown
• Packaging: Temperature-stable, discreet packaging with no cannabis branding visible
• Documentation: Complete COAs, customs declarations, and legal compliance paperwork included
• Minimum flat-fee shipping: $25 USD (we subsidize the true cost for remote communities)
• Tracking: Full tracking from Houston to your door in Half Tree Hollow or Longwood

What We Need From You

• Verify that hemp-derived products under 1mg THC are legal for personal import
• Provide accurate customs information
• Accept that delivery times may vary due to the island’s limited shipping schedule
• Understand that you assume customs and legal responsibility

Our guarantee: If your package is seized by customs due to incomplete documentation, we’ll reship at no cost. If it’s seized due to local illegality, we’ll refund your order minus shipping. We don’t want you to lose money because of unclear laws.

Why This Matters for Saint Helena

With no local dispensary, no ability to grow cannabis legally, and no medical cannabis program on the island, our legal shipping pathway is the only way to access formulated, lab-tested RSO. Rick Simpson could never have shipped his oil internationally—it was Schedule I everywhere. We’ve created a product that can legally cross borders and oceans to reach you.

The Open-Source Promise: If You Can’t Afford It, Make It

We publish our complete formulas because we believe medicine should be accessible. If $129.99 is beyond your budget (and we understand Saint Helena’s high cost of living), here’s our exact recipe:

RSO Sublingual Oil Formula (for 30mL)

• CBD isolate/distillate: 4,500mg
• CBG isolate: 3,000mg
• Delta-8 THC distillate: 6,000mg
• THCa isolate: 1,500mg
• Delta-9 THC distillate: 90mg
• CBN isolate: 750mg
• CBC isolate: 750mg
• Live terpene blend (5%): 1.5mL
• Organic MCT oil: QS to 30mL

Instructions: Combine cannabinoids and terpenes in MCT oil. Heat gently to dissolve. Bottle in amber glass with graduated dropper.

Sourcing: You’ll need to purchase individual cannabinoid isolates from reputable suppliers that ship internationally. We can provide vendor recommendations upon request.

This is the same formula that saved Bentley and helps hundreds of Texans daily. We don’t hide our intellectual property because we believe healing shouldn’t be proprietary.

Why Lab Testing Matters Especially for Saint Helena

On Saint Helena, you can’t walk into a shop and ask to see a Certificate of Analysis. You can’t inspect the product before buying. That’s why our testing is so critical:

What Every Batch Is Tested For

• Potency: HPLC analysis confirming every cannabinoid within ±2% accuracy
• Heavy metals: ICP-MS screening for arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury
• Pesticides: 400+ compound screening via LC-MS/MS and GC-MS/MS
• Residual solvents: FDA Class 3 limits (<5,000 ppm) verified by headspace GC
• Microbial contamination: E. coli, Salmonella, Aspergillus screening

Why This Protects You

Traditional RSO carried risks of:

• Solvent residues (naphtha contains benzene, a known carcinogen)
• Heavy metals from soil contamination
• Pesticides from non-organic grows
• Bacterial contamination from crude extraction

Our solvent-free production eliminates these risks. As a remote island community with limited healthcare infrastructure, you can’t afford to gamble with contaminated products. One serious reaction could be catastrophic when the nearest ICU is a 5-day boat journey away.

Our Promise to Saint Helena: More Than a Brand

We’re not here to exploit your isolation or desperation. We’re here because Bentley got up and walked, and because Colin lived through pharmaceutical hell to find a better way. That experience created a company that operates differently:

We refuse to:

• Make cure claims that aren’t supported by human trials
• Hide our formulas behind trade secrets
• Skip safety testing to save money
• Prey on your healthcare desperation

We commit to:

• Publishing every milligram amount
• Providing complete evidence context (strengths and limitations)
• Shipping legally with full documentation
• Offering the DIY option if cost is prohibitive
• Being available by email and phone (832-416-2816) for your questions

Living on Saint Helena teaches you to be self-reliant but also to trust your neighbors. We want to earn that trust—not through marketing, but through transparency, quality, and results.

The Through-Line: From Bentley to Saint Helena

When Bentley was paralyzed, we didn’t have fancy marketing or clinical trials. We had love, desperation, and a willingness to learn. That same approach guides every decision we make for Saint Helena.

Your neighbor in Longwood struggling with arthritis? That’s Bentley. Your friend in Jamestown dealing with cancer treatment away from family? That’s Colin during his Xanax withdrawal. The veteran in Blue Hill with PTSD? That’s why we created the Peace Gummies formula.

We can’t be there in person to shake your hand or look you in the eye, but we can send you the exact same product we give our own family. We can provide the same evidence we use to make our own health decisions. We can offer the same formula that gave Bentley ten more years.

That’s not marketing. That’s who we are.

Frequently Asked Questions for Saint Helena Residents

Q: Is this legal to import to Saint Helena?
A: Our product meets UK hemp standards (<1mg THC per container) and U.S. Farm Bill standards (<0.3% delta-9 THC). We’ve shipped to other British Overseas Territories successfully. However, you should verify current Saint Helena customs policy regarding hemp-derived cannabinoid products.

Q: Will this show up on a drug test?
A: Yes, if you use the decarboxylated or vape forms. THC metabolites are detectable. If you’re subject to workplace testing (St. Helena Government, airport, construction), use the raw THCa form only, which won’t convert to THC in your system.

Q: How do I store it in Saint Helena’s climate?
A: Keep the bottle in a cool, dark place—your pantry is fine. MCT oil is temperature-stable. Avoid leaving it in direct sunlight or in your vehicle. The amber glass protects against UV degradation.

Q: What if customs seizes my package?
A: We provide complete documentation, but you assume customs risk. If seized due to our documentation error, we reship free. If seized because Saint Helena law prohibits it, we refund minus shipping. Contact us before ordering if you’re uncertain.

Q: Can I travel with this to Ascension Island or the UK?
A: For Ascension, check their specific import laws (similar to Saint Helena). For UK mainland, our product meets UK hemp standards but traveling with any cannabis product carries risk. We recommend shipping ahead to your destination rather than carrying it.

Q: How does this compare to CBD oil I can buy online?
A: Most “CBD oil” contains only CBD (1,000-2,000mg) and no other cannabinoids. Our formula contains 4,500mg CBD PLUS 12,090mg of other cannabinoids—16,590mg total. It’s an entirely different product category.

Q: What if I can’t afford it?
A: Use our open-source formula to make it yourself. We’ll guide you to reputable cannabinoid suppliers who ship internationally. The recipe is the same one we use. We want you to have access regardless of budget.

Q: Is the vape cartridge safe?
A: Vaping any substance carries respiratory risks. Our cartridges use no cutting agents (no vitamin E acetate, no PG/VG). The cannabinoids are pure distillate plus terpenes. However, if you have respiratory issues common in our older population, sublingual oil is safer.

Q: How do I know this isn’t snake oil?
A: Read the GENERAL KNOWLEDGE section of this document—all 29 peer-reviewed citations are included. Check our Certificates of Analysis. Understand the evidence limitations we clearly state. No one else selling RSO to remote communities provides this level of transparency.

Q: What’s the return policy?
A: Due to the nature of the product, we can’t accept returns once opened. If your bottle arrives damaged or with a manufacturing defect, contact us within 7 days with photos for a full replacement.

Q: Can I talk to Colin directly?
A: Colin personally answers emails at [email protected] and takes calls at (832) 416-2816 during business hours. Mention you’re from Saint Helena—he’ll understand your unique situation.

Final word to Saint Helena:

We know you’re reading this because you’re searching for something better than what conventional medicine has offered. Maybe it’s for yourself. Maybe it’s for someone you love. Maybe you’re just curious but skeptical, which is exactly the right mindset.

What we offer isn’t magic. It’s formulated chemistry, tested for safety, backed by as much science as exists (and honest about what doesn’t). It’s the product of ten years watching a beloved dog defy death. It’s the result of one man’s determination to escape pharmaceutical dependence. It’s legal access to cannabinoid therapy for a community that the medical system has ignored.

From our Montrose neighborhood in Houston to your home in Saint Helena—we’re here. We’ll ship to you. We’ll answer your questions. We’ll publish our formulas. And we’ll never, ever sell you hope without honesty.

Because that’s what Rick Simpson taught us: that people deserve access. And that’s what Bentley taught us: that love demands action.

Order at: oilwellcbd.com/thca-rick-simpson-oil-rso-by-oilwell-cannabis-of-houston-texas/
Email: [email protected]
Call: (832) 416-2816
Address: 810 Richmond Avenue, Houston, TX 77006

We ship to Saint Helena. We answer to science. We stand by our product. And we honor the journey that brought you here.

Welcome to the OilWell family.