Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in the Turks and Caicos Islands: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis

Living in the Turks and Caicos Islands means embracing a rhythm set by the sea—sunrise fishing trips, afternoon shifts at the resorts, evenings watching that impossible turquoise water catch fire at sunset. But it also means living with real physical challenges that island life brings: the chronic ache in your shoulders after years of pulling traps, the sleepless nights when the pain won’t quiet down, the anxiety that comes from running a small business in a tourism-dependent economy, or the fear that hits when you or someone you love hears the word “cancer” and you realize the nearest oncology center is a flight away.

We know these realities because we’ve lived parallel truths on the Texas-Mexico border, in neighborhoods where the medical system failed people and cannabis became the answer when nothing else worked. We started OilWell Cannabis not in a corporate boardroom, but in a moment of desperation when our dog Bentley was paralyzed and facing euthanasia. That midnight kitchen experiment—turmeric, coconut oil, black pepper, and CBD—didn’t just save Bentley’s life; it taught us that cannabinoids work when you get the formula right. Bentley lived to twenty, and every formula we create now carries the precision born from a decade of keeping him alive through neurodegeneration, arthritis, and dementia.

We’re reaching out to the Turks and Caicos Islands because we believe island communities deserve the same access to honest, science-grounded cannabis medicine that we’ve built for Houston. This isn’t about shipping you “snake oil” or false hope—it’s about giving you the best possible version of Rick Simpson Oil so you can decide, based on real evidence, whether it’s right for your situation.

Understanding Rick Simpson Oil: What Turks and Caicos Islands Residents Need to Know

Who Was Rick Simpson, and Why Does His Story Matter Here?

Rick Simpson wasn’t a doctor. He was a power engineer from Nova Scotia—a tradesman, like many folks in the Turks and Caicos Islands who work with their hands and trust what they can build themselves. In 1997, Simpson fell from scaffolding at a hospital in Moncton and suffered a head injury that left him with tinnitus, dizziness, and post-concussion symptoms that prescription drugs only made worse. When he asked his doctor about cannabis, the answer was no. So he found his own path.

What Simpson discovered—through a 1974 NIH-funded study on THC and tumors in mice—was that concentrated cannabis oil might do something the medical system wouldn’t acknowledge. In 2003, he claimed that applying that oil to basal cell carcinoma lesions on his arm made them disappear in four days. No biopsy, no independent verification—but that personal testimony became the origin story of Rick Simpson Oil.

Important context for Turks and Caicos Islands residents: Simpson’s story resonates because it’s about a regular person taking control when institutions fail. We see that same spirit in the Turks and Caicos Islands—people who’ve had to figure things out for themselves, whether it’s fixing a boat engine or managing chronic pain when the clinic’s backed up for weeks. But we also have to be honest: Simpson’s claim is personal testimony, not medical evidence. It launched a global movement, but it was never clinically validated, and we don’t present it as proof.

The Traditional RSO Protocol: 60 Grams Over 90 Days

Simpson’s famous protocol was designed for a crude, single-strain extract that he gave away for free to cancer patients, chronic pain sufferers, and anyone who asked. The goal was to consume 60 grams of oil over roughly 90 days, following a strict titration:

• Week 1: Half a grain of rice-sized dose (10-15mg) three times daily
• Weeks 2-5: Double every four days until reaching 1 gram per day
• Weeks 5-12: Maintain 1 gram daily, divided into three doses
• Administration: Primarily sublingual or oral; topical for skin lesions
• Post-protocol: Maintenance of 1-2 grams monthly

Why this matters in the Turks and Caicos Islands: We know cancer patients here face tough decisions—traveling to Miami or Jamaica for treatment, navigating limited local options, hearing about RSO through online forums or word-of-mouth from other islanders. Simpson’s protocol is what people find when they search “how to treat cancer with cannabis oil.” But here’s what most sources won’t tell you:

Critical safety context: That peak dose of 1 gram daily? If traditional RSO was 60-90% THC, that’s 600-900mg of delta-9 THC per day—far beyond anything studied clinically. The FDA-approved THC drug dronabinol tops out at 20mg daily. At those Simpson-level doses, risks include severe intoxication, anxiety, panic, tachycardia, hypotension, and cannabis use disorder [15]. For a cancer patient already undergoing chemo, these risks compound.

Traditional RSO also had real dangers:

• No standardization: Every batch different, no lab testing
• Toxic solvents: Naphtha or isopropyl alcohol with potential benzene residue
• No terpenes: Heat destroyed them all
• Uncontrolled delta-9 THC: Always psychoactive, no option for daytime functional use

If you’re in Providenciales or Grand Turk and you’ve considered making RSO yourself using online recipes, we need to be direct: that solvent-based extraction process is dangerous. Naphtha is lighter fluid. In a small island home with limited ventilation, the fire risk is real. And without lab testing, you can’t know what’s in your final product.

What Simpson Got Right vs. What He Overstated

What he got right: Simpson forced the world to pay attention to cannabinoids when nobody else would. He gave his oil away for free, operated from a place of genuine compassion, and created a template for patient-led medicine. The term “RSO” is now the most recognized name for full-spectrum cannabis extract because of his advocacy.

What he overstated: The claim that RSO “cures cancer” has never been proven in human trials. The National Cancer Institute acknowledges preclinical research showing cannabinoids can induce apoptosis and inhibit tumor growth in cell lines and animals , but explicitly states this hasn’t translated to proven human cancer cures . Encouraging patients to use RSO instead of proven treatments like surgery, radiation, or chemo carries genuine harm potential—delayed treatment for treatable cancers is a documented risk.

For Turks and Caicos Islands residents: We’re not here to dismiss Simpson’s legacy. His story matters because it opened doors. But we believe you deserve the truth: RSO is a supportive tool, not a replacement for oncology care. If you’re being treated at Chesire Hall Medical Centre or traveling to Doctors Hospital in Nassau, RSO may help with symptoms, but it should complement—not substitute—your medical team’s plan.

Traditional RSO vs. Modern Formulated RSO: A Clear Comparison

Feature	Traditional RSO	OilWell Formulated RSO
Source material	Single, variable indica strain	Multi-cannabinoid blend from multiple sources
Extraction	Naphtha or isopropyl alcohol	Solvent-free formulation (no toxic solvents)
Cannabinoid control	Uncontrolled, untested	Seven defined cannabinoids at precise mg/mL
Standardization	None—every batch different	Lab-tested, COA-verified, batch-consistent
Delta-9 THC	60-90% (600-900mg/day at peak dose)	90mg total in entire bottle (3mg/mL)
THCa	Fully converted to THC by heat	Preserved at 1,500mg—YOU control activation
Terpenes	Destroyed by heat	Live terpenes at 5% with seven defined compounds
Safety testing	None	Third-party tested for pesticides, heavy metals, microbes, residual solvents
Access in Turks and Caicos	Illegal to produce, risky to import	Farm Bill compliant, shippable with documentation
Cost	Free (Simpson’s model) or black-market risky	$129.99 for 30mL (16,590mg total cannabinoids)

This evolution is what the Turks and Caicos Islands deserves: the spirit of Simpson’s accessibility combined with modern safety, precision, and legal compliance.

The OilWell Cannabis Story: From a Paralyzed Dog to Houston’s Trusted Source

Bentley: The Dog Who Started Everything

Bentley wasn’t just a dog—he was family. When veterinarians told us his paralysis meant euthanasia was the only humane option, we refused to accept it. The pain meds would destroy his organs; the alternative was losing our companion. Then Jessica, a rescue worker, asked the question that changed our lives: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?”

We made CBD golden paste right there in our kitchen: organic turmeric, coconut oil, black pepper, and CBD oil. Dogs don’t respond to placebo. Bentley got up. He walked over and brought us his ball. From paralyzed and dying to playing fetch—that’s not hope. That’s chemistry.

Bentley lived ten more years, to age twenty. Those years weren’t just borrowed time; they were research and development. Every age-related condition he faced taught us something:

• Neurodegeneration → CBG’s neuroprotective properties and THCa’s PPARγ agonism for brain cell protection
• Dementia → CBC’s role in neurogenesis
• Glaucoma → THC’s CB1 agonism for intraocular pressure
• Arthritis → Multi-pathway anti-inflammatory synergy: CBD, CBG, THCa, and beta-caryophyllene targeting different receptor systems simultaneously

That decade of formulation—keeping Bentley alive, comfortable, and happy—is why our RSO isn’t a simple extract. It’s a precision formula where every milligram matters because we lived through watching a life depend on it.

From the Borderplex to Houston: Building on Hard-Won Knowledge

Colin grew up in McAllen, Texas, right across from Reynosa, Mexico—one of the most economically challenged and dangerous border regions. By sixteen, he’d left home after seeing friends killed or imprisoned. He chose cannabis over darker paths, learning the plant intimately in the traditional underground market before transitioning to legal business.

Later, Colin became a formally trained software engineer, doing custom development for Baylor College of Medicine in the Texas Medical Center. That combination—deep cannabis plant knowledge plus medical-grade technical precision—defines everything we do. When we say our formulas are evidence-informed, it’s because we’ve worked inside the medical research world and know what real evidence looks like.

Our Own Battle: PTSD and Benzodiazepine Addiction

Colin knows pharmaceutical dependence personally. Struggling with PTSD, he became addicted to Xanax. When he decided to quit, he went cold turkey—a dangerous feat—using the same cannabinoid knowledge that kept Bentley alive. The Peace Gummies formula was created during midnight experiments while fighting through benzo withdrawal. Colin still uses the vape form for insomnia and severe PTSD. This isn’t theoretical knowledge; it’s survival.

When we talk about RSO for anxiety, sleep, or PTSD, we’re not reciting studies—we’re describing what we live every day.

ABC13 Houston: Seven Features, Four Years, One Trusted Voice

Between 2019 and 2023, ABC13 Houston featured Colin in seven news segments. Five different reporters sought him out. No other Houston cannabis operator has that record. Here’s what that coverage documented:

• September 2019: Our foundational quote—”I’m not trying to sell people snake oil… people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of”—became our north star
• March 2021: We helped entrepreneur Jonathan Pina launch High Maintenance Edibles, showing we’re ecosystem builders, not just competitors
• May 2021: Colin’s “Maybe you want to get high” exchange with Steve Campion became iconic for its radical honesty about Delta-8 THC
• August 2021: We gave away 1,000 caviar pre-rolls (worth ~$35,000) to encourage COVID vaccination, coordinating with the city of Houston—no politics, just community health
• October 2021: When Texas banned Delta-8 overnight, we proactively removed all products before enforcement and warned other operators they were unknowingly shipping Schedule I narcotics—ethical leadership during crisis
• October 2022: Colin revealed his personal marijuana conviction history, showing we’ve lived the consequences of cannabis criminalization
• April 2023: Framed as Houston’s cannabis authority, growing hemp on camera while discussing the “Renaissance” moment in Texas cannabis

These features weren’t purchased—they were earned through consistency, expertise, and community action. For Turks and Caicos Islands residents, this media record establishes credibility that transcends geography: you can verify these broadcasts yourself.

Why Our Formula Is Different: The Science Behind Every Milligram

The Seven-Cannabinoid Spectrum

Traditional RSO was THC-dominant because Simpson used one strain and one extraction method. Our RSO Sublingual Oil contains seven cannabinoids at specific ratios because Bentley’s conditions taught us that single compounds fail complex health challenges.

CBD (4,500mg) – The foundation. Strongest human evidence for seizure disorders, with emerging support for anxiety [3] and pain [4]. We include it at therapeutic levels, not token amounts.

CBG (3,000mg) – The neuroprotector. Preclinical research shows promise for inflammatory bowel disease and neurologic disorders [7][8], though human trials are still sparse. We include it because Bentley’s neurodegeneration demanded it.

Delta-8 THC (6,000mg) – The gentler psychoactive. Pharmacologically similar to delta-9 but less potent [9]. Provides therapeutic effects without the intensity that can trigger anxiety in some users.

THCa (1,500mg) – The game-changer. This is where we diverge most from traditional RSO. THCa is non-psychoactive until YOU choose to heat it. It offers anti-inflammatory benefits via COX-2 inhibition and neuroprotection via PPARγ pathways [12], all while letting you work, drive, and parent without impairment.

Delta-9 THC (90mg) – The legal limit. At only 3mg/mL, we stay well under the 0.3% Farm Bill threshold while still including enough for entourage benefits. Compare this to Simpson’s 600-900mg daily—our approach prioritizes safety and control.

CBN (750mg) – The sleep terpene-cannabinoid. Marketed heavily as a sleep aid, but the evidence is weaker than claims suggest [16][17]. We include it at 25mg/mL because that’s the dosage level investigated in 2024 sleep literature—not marketing hype.

CBC (750mg) – The neurogenesis supporter. Emerging research suggests antinociceptive and antibacterial properties [18][19]. It’s the least studied in our formula, included for its potential synergy, not as a primary actor.

The Terpene Profile: Why Aroma and Effect Matter

Traditional RSO had no terpenes—they were destroyed by heat. Our formula includes live terpenes at 5% because the entourage-effect literature [20][29] suggests these compounds modulate cannabinoid effects, even if human proof remains limited.

• Limonene (citrus-bright): Mood elevation, stress relief [21]
• Myrcene: Relaxation, but claims of sedation exceed human evidence [23]
• Caryophyllene (pepper/spice): The only terpene proven to act as a CB2 receptor agonist [24]—direct anti-inflammatory signaling
• Pinene (forest-fresh): Alertness support, though human trials are lacking [25]
• Linalool (lavender): Calm and anxiolysis [26]
• Humulene (earthy, woody): Anti-inflammatory potential [27]
• Terpinolene (piney, fruity): Complexity and modulation, but minimal human data [28]

For Turks and Caicos Islands residents, these aromas connect to your environment—the citrus groves, the pine forests of North Caicos, the salty air. The terpene profile makes our RSO sensorially familiar while delivering therapeutic potential.

The Decarboxylation Choice: Your Island, Your Control

This is revolutionary for Turks and Caikos Islands residents. You get ONE product that functions three ways:

Raw (No Heat) – All 1,500mg stays as THCa. Non-psychoactive, perfect for daytime use while working at the marina, running your business, or caring for family. You get anti-inflammatory and neuroprotective benefits [12] without impairment.

Fully Activated (Home Decarb) – Heat at 260°F (125°C) for 45-60 minutes converts THCa to ~1,315mg delta-9 THC. Combined with the existing 90mg, you get ~1,405mg total delta-9 THC—potency comparable to traditional illegal RSO, but created legally in your kitchen.

Vape (Instant Activation) – Our vape cartridge auto-decarbs at 400-450°F, delivering fresh delta-9 THC with each puff. Onset in 1-2 minutes for breakthrough pain, panic, or nausea.

This patient-controlled potency is what Simpson dreamed of but couldn’t achieve. You decide based on your day, your condition, your responsibilities—not what the product forces on you.

Solvent-Free Safety: What “Clean” Actually Means

Traditional RSO carried solvent-residue risks because naphtha and isopropyl alcohol aren’t food-grade. Our formulation uses NO solvents in production. We blend purified cannabinoid distillates and isolates into organic MCT oil—a neutral, food-grade carrier that enhances sublingual absorption and provides a clean taste profile, not the tar-like sludge of traditional RSO.

Every batch is third-party tested for:

• Cannabinoid potency (±2% accuracy)
• Heavy metals (arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury)
• 400+ pesticides via LC-MS/MS and GC-MS/MS
• Residual solvents (FDA Class 3 limits <5,000 ppm)
• Microbial pathogens (E. coli, Salmonella, Aspergillus)

Certificates of Analysis (COAs) ship with every order, so Turks and Caicos Islands customs officials have full documentation.

Our RSO Products: Specifications for Turks and Caicos Islands Residents

RSO Sublingual Oil – $129.99

The Workhorse Formula

• Volume: 30mL (1 fl oz)
• Total Cannabinoids: 16,590mg
• Potency: 553mg/mL
• Cannabinoid Breakdown:
  • CBD: 4,500mg (30%)
  • CBG: 3,000mg (20%)
  • Delta-8 THC: 6,000mg (40%)
  • THCa: 1,500mg (10%)
  • Delta-9 THC: 90mg (0.54%)
  • CBN: 750mg (5%)
  • CBC: 750mg (5%)

Carrier: Organic MCT oil

Terpenes: 5% live terpene blend (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)

Delivery Method: Graduated dropper with 0.1mL increments for precise dosing

Pharmacokinetics:

• Onset: 15-45 minutes (subingual absorption)
• Peak: 1-2 hours
• Duration: 4-6 hours
• Bioavailability: 13-19% (sublingual bypasses first-pass liver metabolism)

Doses per bottle: 40-60 depending on serving size

Best for: Sustained daily relief, sleep support, precise dosing, daytime non-psychoactive use (raw), nighttime full-potency (decarbed)

RSO Vape Cartridge – $49.99

The Breakthrough Tool

• Volume: 1 gram
• Total Cannabinoids: 900mg+
• Cannabinoid Profile (by percentage):
  • CBD: 30%
  • CBG: 20%
  • Delta-8 THC: 15%
  • THCa: 10%
  • CBN: 10%
  • CBC: 10%

Terpenes: 5%+ live terpene blend

Compatibility: 510-thread universal battery (widely available in the Turks and Caicos Islands through vape shops or online)

Pharmacokinetics:

• Onset: 1-2 minutes (fastest cannabinoid delivery)
• Peak: 10-15 minutes
• Duration: 2-4 hours
• Bioavailability: 10-35% (depends on inhalation technique)

Best for: Acute breakthrough pain, panic attacks, nausea, situations requiring immediate relief

When to Use Each Format in Turks and Caicos Islands Context

Your Situation	Recommended Format	Why
Chronic back pain from fishing/physical work	Sublingual Oil (raw daytime, decarbed nighttime)	Sustained relief without impairment while working; full potency for sleep
Acute pain flare-up	Vape Cartridge	1-2 minute onset stops pain before it escalates
Anxiety from business/tourism stress	Sublingual Oil (0.3mL raw)	CBD + CBG address anxiety pathways; zero high for clear-headed management
PTSD symptoms (especially veterans)	Vape for breakthrough; Sublingual for maintenance	Colin’s personal protocol—vape for panic, oil for baseline stability
Chemo-related nausea	Vape immediately; Sublingual 1 hour pre-treatment	Delta-8’s antiemetic properties [9] work fast; sustained coverage from oil
Sleep issues (common in shift workers)	1-2mL Sublingual before bed	Delivers 25-50mg CBN, matching 2024 research dosage [16][17]
Need to function at work (tour guide, driver, business owner)	Sublingual Oil (raw)	THCa stays non-psychoactive—anti-inflammatory benefits without impairment

Legal Framework: Shipping RSO to the Turks and Caicos Islands

Understanding Turks and Caicos Islands Cannabis Law

The Turks and Caicos Islands is a British Overseas Territory where cannabis laws differ significantly from the US. Here’s what you need to know:

Recreational cannabis: Currently illegal. Possession can result in fines or imprisonment.

Medical cannabis: Legalized in 2023 under the Cannabis Ordinance, but the program is still developing. Patients must obtain a prescription from a registered medical practitioner. The program is limited, and access remains challenging.

Hemp-derived products: Products containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC may be permissible for import as hemp products, but this is subject to interpretation by customs officials.

Our Farm Bill Compliance: Our RSO Sublingual Oil contains only 90mg delta-9 THC in the entire 30mL bottle (3mg/mL), well under the 0.3% threshold. All cannabinoids are hemp-derived under the 2018 US Farm Bill. We provide complete documentation, including Certificates of Analysis (COAs), receipts, and product descriptions for customs review.

Important Legal Notice for Turks and Caicos Islands Customers:

• You are responsible for verifying current local laws regarding hemp product importation
• We ship with full documentation, but customs decisions are beyond our control
• Possession and use of our products in the Turks and Caicos Islands is your legal responsibility
• Void where prohibited by local law
• Buyer must be 21+ years of age

Recommendation: Contact the Turks and Caicos Islands Customs Department before ordering to confirm current import regulations for hemp-derived cannabinoid products.

How We Ship to the Turks and Caicos Islands

International Shipping Process:

1. Order Placement: Via our website (oilwellcbd.com) or by phone at +1 (832) 416-2816
2. Documentation: We include:
   • Complete Certificate of Analysis showing cannabinoid content and <0.3% delta-9 THC
   • Detailed product description and ingredient list
   • Commercial invoice and receipt
   • Letter of compliance with US Farm Bill regulations
3. Shipping Carrier: USPS Priority Mail International (5-10 business days) or FedEx International (3-5 business days)
4. Packaging: Discreet, temperature-stable, no cannabis branding visible on exterior
5. Tracking: Provided for all international orders
6. Customs: You are responsible for any customs duties or fees. We cannot guarantee customs clearance—please verify legality first

Shipping Costs: Flat fee of $45 USD for orders under $200; free international shipping on orders over $200.

Condition-Specific Guidance for Turks and Caicos Islands Residents

CRITICAL DISCLAIMERS:

• Not evaluated by the FDA
• Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease
• Consult your healthcare provider before use—especially if under care at Cheshire Hall Medical Centre or receiving treatment abroad
• Do not operate vehicles or machinery while using psychoactive cannabinoids
• Individual results vary
• Not a substitute for professional medical care

Chronic Pain from Physical Labor

If you’re a fisherman, construction worker, or hospitality staff in the Turks and Caicos Islands, chronic pain is often part of life. Our daytime protocol uses raw THCa to target inflammation without impairment:

Protocol: 0.3-0.5mL sublingual oil (raw, not heated) every 6 hours

• Provides CBD (165-275mg) and CBG (110-185mg) for anti-inflammatory action
• THCa (45-75mg) inhibits COX-2 pathways [12]
• Beta-caryophyllene activates CB2 receptors for additional inflammation control [24]
• Zero psychoactivity—safe for operating boats, equipment, or vehicles

Nighttime: 1mL decarboxylated oil before bed

• Activates THCa to delta-9 THC for stronger pain relief
• CBN (25mg) adds sleep support [16][17]

Breakthrough pain: 2-3 vape puffs as needed

Sleep Support for Shift Workers

Tourism doesn’t sleep, and neither do many workers in the Turks and Caicos Islands. Our formula addresses sleep architecture:

Protocol: 1-2mL sublingual oil 1 hour before bedtime

• At 2mL: 50mg CBN matches dosage in 2024 sleep studies [16][17]
• Delta-8 THC and myrcene contribute to relaxation (though human evidence is limited [23])
• Duration: 4-6 hours covers most sleep cycles

If you work irregular shifts (common in resort operations), adjust timing to your sleep window. The sublingual oil’s flexibility allows you to target your actual sleep time, not a clock.

Anxiety and Stress Management

The uncertainty of tourism seasons, hurricanes, and economic fluctuations creates real stress. Our anxiety protocol uses raw oil for daytime functional relief:

Protocol: 0.3mL raw sublingual oil every 4-6 hours as needed

• CBD (165mg) has anxiolytic evidence [3]
• CBG (110mg) modulates alpha-2 adrenoceptors and 5-HT1A signaling [7]
• Limonene adds mood-elevating aroma without psychoactivity [21]
• Linalool contributes calming lavender notes [26]

For acute panic: 1 vape puff provides relief in 1-2 minutes

Support During Cancer Treatment

If you’re traveling to Miami, Jamaica, or staying local for treatment, RSO can help manage symptoms:

Pre-chemo nausea: 0.5-1mL sublingual 1 hour before treatment

• Delta-8 THC’s antiemetic properties [9] reduce nausea
• CBD buffers anxiety [3]

Acute nausea during treatment: 2-3 vape puffs for immediate relief

Post-treatment: 0.5mL every 6 hours as needed

Sleep during treatment: 1-2mL sublingual before bed (CBN helps restore sleep architecture disrupted by steroids and stress)

CRITICAL: This is symptom management, not cancer treatment. Continue all oncologist-recommended therapies. RSO may help you tolerate treatment better, but it has not been proven to cure cancer in humans .

PTSD Support (Especially for Veterans)

We have a deep connection to veterans—our Asshole Peach product is veteran-favored for PTSD relief. For RSO use:

Maintenance: 0.5mL raw sublingual oil twice daily

• CBD and CBG address hyperarousal and anxiety [3][7]
• Non-psychoactive for daytime functionality

Breakthrough episodes: Vape as needed—Colin uses this personally for severe PTSD symptoms

Nightmares/sleep disruption: 1mL decarbed sublingual before bed

• Delta-8 and CBN promote deeper sleep [17]

The Open-Source Promise: If You Can’t Afford It, Make It

Our Published Formulas

Rick Simpson gave his oil away for free. We can’t do that at scale, but we can do something no other company does: publish our exact formulas so you can make your own if our price point doesn’t work for your Turks and Caicos Islands budget.

RSO Sublingual Oil Formula (30mL):

• CBD: 4,500mg
• CBG: 3,000mg
• Delta-8 THC: 6,000mg
• THCa: 1,500mg
• Delta-9 THC: 90mg
• CBN: 750mg
• CBC: 750mg
• Organic MCT Oil: q.s. to 30mL
• Live Terpenes: 5% (1,500mg total)

Source individual cannabinoid distillates/isolates from reputable suppliers (ensure COAs showing <0.3% delta-9 THC), blend at 60°C with gentle stirring, add terpenes last, bottle in amber glass with dropper. This is the exact process we use—published because accessibility matters more than profit protection.

Bentley’s Golden Paste Recipe (Free for Pet Owners)

We also publish the recipe that saved Bentley, because we know how much pets matter in island communities:

Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup organic turmeric powder
• 1 cup water
• 1/3 cup unrefined organic coconut oil
• 1-2 tsp freshly ground black pepper (critical for absorption)
• CBD oil (dose by pet weight; consult your vet)

Instructions: Combine turmeric and water, heat gently while stirring until paste forms (7-10 minutes). Add coconut oil and pepper. Cool, refrigerate up to 2 weeks. Mix with pet’s food 1-2x daily.

Dogs don’t respond to placebo. This works.

Community Trust: Why Islanders Can Rely on Us

Recognition That Can’t Be Bought

Those seven ABC13 features represent something money can’t purchase: independent editorial judgment that we’re Houston’s most credible cannabis voice. For Turks and Caicos Islands residents, that matters because:

• You can’t meet us in person before ordering
• You need verification that we’re not a scam operation
• You deserve to know our media record is searchable and verifiable

From the September 2019 CBD boom coverage to the 2023 “Renaissance” framing, ABC13 kept returning to us because we tell the truth—even when it’s uncomfortable. We said “maybe you want to get high” on live TV because honesty matters more than polish.

Our Operational Reality

• Location: 810 Richmond Avenue, Houston, TX 77006 (Montrose neighborhood)
• Established: 2019
• Annual Revenue: ~$1M (proves sustainability)
• Google Rating: Near 5.0 (proves customer satisfaction)
• License: Texas DSHS licensed (proves regulatory compliance)
• Everything In-House: All artwork, formulations, packaging created by us—no white-label mystery products

The Through-Line: Consistency Over Four Years

The media record shows a pattern:

• Consistency: Same educational message from 2019 to 2023
• Breadth: Business, law, health, politics, community action
• Ethics: $35,000 in free product for vaccines; proactive Delta-8 removal to protect others
• Authenticity: Personal conviction history revealed, not hidden
• Evolution: From “local wholesaler” to industry authority

For someone in Grace Bay or Cockburn Town, this tells you we’re not here today, gone tomorrow. We’re building something that lasts.

Safety, Side Effects, and What to Expect

Real Talk About Risks

Every compound in our formula has a safety profile. Here’s what Turks and Caicos Islands residents need to know:

Delta-8 and Delta-9 THC:

• Can cause dizziness, sedation, dry mouth, increased heart rate
• May trigger anxiety or panic at high doses [15]
• Cause failed drug tests—the THCa loophole closes if you decarb or vape
• Do not operate vehicles or machinery while psychoactively impaired
• Cannabis Use Disorder risk, especially with daily high-dose use [1]

CBD:

• Generally well-tolerated but can cause diarrhea, sleepiness, appetite changes [1]
• Liver enzyme elevation possible, especially with high doses or combined with medications [6]
• Can interact with blood thinners, anti-seizure meds, and other drugs processed by CYP450 enzymes—consult your doctor if you’re on prescription medications

CBG, CBN, CBC:

• Limited human safety data due to sparse clinical trials
• Generally considered low-risk based on preclinical work, but individual responses vary

Terpenes:

• Limonene and linalool oxidation products can be contact allergens [22]—if you have sensitive skin, avoid topical application (our product is designed for sublingual/vape use, not skin)
• Myrcene and pinene are generally recognized as safe at these concentrations

Who Should Not Use RSO

• Pregnant or nursing individuals: THC crosses placental barriers and appears in breast milk; safety not established [1]
• People with liver disease: High cannabinoid loads may stress compromised liver function [6]
• Those on interacting medications: Especially blood thinners, seizure meds, or drugs with narrow therapeutic windows—consult your physician
• Anyone required to pass drug tests: Even raw THCa may convert over time or with heat; delta-8 and delta-9 will trigger positives
• Individuals with history of psychosis or schizophrenia: High-THC products can exacerbate symptoms [15]

First-Time Use Guidance for Islanders

Start low, go slow: Begin with 0.25mL (138mg total cannabinoids) raw sublingual oil. Hold under tongue 60-90 seconds. Wait 2 hours before redosing. Effects vary by metabolism, body weight, and tolerance.

Expectations:

• Raw THCa: Subtle anti-inflammatory relief within 30-60 minutes, no high
• Decarbed: Psychoactive effects noticeable within 45 minutes, peak at 90-120 minutes
• Vape: Immediate to 2-minute onset, peak at 10-15 minutes

Storage in tropical climate: Keep sublingual oil refrigerated (the Turks and Caicos Islands heat can degrade cannabinoids over time). Vape cartridges should be stored upright in cool, dark places—never leave in direct sunlight or a hot car.

Frequently Asked Questions for Turks and Caicos Islands Customers

Q: Is it legal to import RSO to the Turks and Caicos Islands?
A: Our product is Farm Bill compliant with <0.3% delta-9 THC, making it a hemp product under US law. However, Turks and Caicos Islands law regarding hemp imports is evolving. Medical cannabis was legalized in 2023, but the regulatory framework is still developing. We recommend contacting the Turks and Caicos Islands Customs Department at (649) 338-5621 to confirm current import regulations before ordering. We provide full documentation (COAs, ingredient lists, compliance letters) with every shipment.

Q: How long does shipping take?
A: USPS Priority Mail International: 5-10 business days. FedEx International: 3-5 business days. All packages include tracking. We ship within 24 hours of order placement (Monday-Friday).

Q: Will I get in trouble with customs?
A: We cannot guarantee customs clearance—every package is subject to inspection. However, we’ve successfully shipped to multiple Caribbean nations. Our documentation clearly shows legal compliance. You accept all customs risk when ordering.

Q: Can I use this if I’m undergoing cancer treatment in the US or Jamaica?
A: Yes, many of our customers use RSO to manage chemo side effects like nausea and pain. Our formula’s antiemetic properties from delta-8 THC [9] and nausea suppression from delta-9 THC [1][13] can help. Always inform your oncologist—RSO complements treatment but does not replace it.

Q: Will this make me fail a drug test?
A: Possibly, yes. Raw THCa may convert over time or with heat. Delta-8 THC and any decarboxylated delta-9 THC WILL trigger positive results. Do NOT use if you’re subject to workplace testing.

Q: I can’t afford $129.99. Can I still get relief?
A: Absolutely. That’s why we publish our complete formula. Source the individual distillates (ensure they’re hemp-derived with COAs), blend them yourself in the ratios we provide, and you’ll have the same product we sell. We also offer the free Bentley golden paste recipe for pets—adaptable for human use.

Q: How does this compare to what I might buy in a US dispensary?
A: Our multi-cannabinoid profile is broader than most dispensary RSO (which is often THC-only). Our delta-9 THC is dramatically lower (90mg vs. 420mg+ in medical RSO), but our THCa is patient-controlled—giving you legal access to high potency when you choose to activate it. No medical card required.

Q: Can I travel with this within the Turks and Caicos Islands?
A: Under current law, possession of cannabis products without a medical prescription is illegal. Our product’s legal status at import doesn’t guarantee legal status for possession. Until local hemp regulations are clarified, we advise discretion and compliance with all local laws.

Q: What if I have a bad reaction?
A: Stop use immediately. For severe symptoms (chest pain, severe anxiety, persistent vomiting), seek medical attention at Cheshire Hall Medical Centre or call 911. For milder effects, remember: CBD can be sedating, THC can cause anxiety at high doses, and delta-8 is psychoactive. Start with lower doses next time.

Q: Can I use the vape oil in my own device?
A: Yes. Our cartridges are 510-thread, the universal standard. Compatible with any 510-thread battery available locally or online.

The Turks and Caicos Islands Connection: Why This Matters Now

The Turks and Caicos Islands is at a crossroads. Medical cannabis is legal but not yet accessible. Traditional remedies are trusted, but modern alternatives are needed. The tourism economy demands long hours and physical resilience, but healthcare access is limited.

We see the parallel: Houston’s Montrose neighborhood, where we started, was also underserved by traditional medicine. The Texas-Mexico border region where Colin grew up had similar healthcare gaps. We built OilWell for those communities, and we’re extending that mission to the Turks and Caicos Islands.

Your islands have a community spirit that mirrors our own ethos. When Hurricane Dorian hit in 2019, islanders helped each other survive and rebuild. When a neighbor’s sick, you show up. That same spirit is why we gave away $35,000 in product during COVID—because community health is collective health.

Cannabis prohibition has hurt people in the Turks and Caikos Islands the same way it hurt Colin. The Biden pardon didn’t extend to Texas state convictions; we doubt it extends to Turks and Caicos Islands possession charges either. Our open-source philosophy is a response to that injustice—if the law won’t let everyone access medicine, at least the knowledge should be free.

Ordering Your RSO: Three Steps for Turks and Caicos Islands Residents

Option 1: Direct Purchase (Fastest)

1. Visit oilwellcbd.com
2. Select RSO Sublingual Oil ($129.99) and/or Vape Cartridge ($49.99)
3. At checkout, select “International Shipping – Turks and Caicos Islands”
4. Provide accurate customs information
5. Pay via credit card or PayPal
6. Receive tracking within 24 hours
7. Package arrives in 3-10 business days with full documentation

Option 2: Phone Order (Personal Assistance)

Call +1 (832) 416-2816 Monday-Thursday 10am-7pm, Friday-Saturday 10am-10pm, Sunday 10am-4pm (Central Time). Colin or a team member can answer questions about shipping, usage, or legality.

Option 3: DIY Using Our Open-Source Formula

If cost is a barrier, use the formula published earlier in this guide. Source hemp-derived distillates from suppliers who provide COAs. Blend in sterile conditions. This is how we started—with Bentley, not a business plan. The knowledge is yours.

Final Thoughts: The Mission That Drives Us

OilWell Cannabis exists because a paralyzed dog got up and brought his ball to play. It exists because Colin quit Xanax cold turkey using cannabinoid knowledge. It exists because people in Houston’s medical desert needed options that weren’t pills or promises.

Now it exists for the Turks and Caicos Islands because you deserve the same honesty, the same quality, the same control.

We won’t claim our RSO cures cancer. We won’t tell you to abandon your oncologist’s plan. We will give you the most complete, evidence-informed, legally accessible cannabis extract available, with the freedom to use it raw or activated, daytime or nighttime, for symptom relief or sleep support.

We’ll ship it to your door in Providenciales, Grand Turk, or South Caicos with documentation that respects your customs officials’ work. We’ll provide the formula if you can’t afford the product. We’ll answer the phone if you have questions.

And we’ll never sell you snake oil. Because that’s not just a quote from a 2019 news segment—that’s the promise we made when Bentley got up.

Order today at oilwellcbd.com or call (832) 416-2816. Your Turks and Caicos Islands delivery is waiting.