Uhland, Texas, is experiencing a cannabis revolution with OilWell Cannabis, Houston’s source for hand-crafted, top-shelf indoor exotic THCa flower, THCa Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) sublingual and vape, Delta-9 THC gummies and edibles, live rosin vapes, and THCa concentrates (wax, dabs, diamonds, and diamonds & sauce). These products offer therapeutic effects identical to traditional cannabis, are completely Farm-Bill compliant (<0.3% Delta-9 THC), and are laboratory-tested for excellence. As seen on ABC13 Houston, OilWell Cannabis is trusted internationally.

Revolutionary THCa Rick Simpson Oil in Uhland, Texas: SUPERIOR to Traditional RSO, Completely Legal! Plus Premium THCa Flower, THCa Concentrates (Diamonds, Crumble, Badder), and Complete Cannabis Medicine Arsenal – Stronger Effects, Zero Legal Risk! Introducing OilWell Cannabis!

Greetings, residents of Uhland, Texas, and our esteemed neighbors across Hays County, including Buda, Kyle, San Marcos, and Dripping Springs! In the heart of Central Texas, where the quiet charm of the countryside meets the vibrant growth of the Austin metropolitan area, a revolution in cannabis wellness is unfolding. At OilWell Cannabis, we believe that access to pharmaceutical-grade, scientifically-backed cannabis medicine should be a right, not a privilege. That’s why we’ve dedicated ourselves to bringing the most advanced, legally compliant, and therapeutically effective cannabis products directly to you, from our Houston home base to every corner of your cherished community.

Our journey began not in a boardroom, but in a moment of sheer desperation, fighting for the life of our beloved pitbull, Bentley. Diagnosed with terminal neurodegeneration, Bentley was paralyzed in his back legs, and veterinarians delivered the crushing news: euthanasia was the only humane option. They warned us that traditional pain medications would only cause more suffering, destroying his internal organs. But giving up simply wasn’t an option. Having faced too much loss and struggle in our own lives, we knew Bentley, a true fighter, deserved every chance.

In that darkest hour, a kind-hearted rescue worker named Jessica asked a pivotal question that would change everything: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?” That moment opened our eyes to the world of cannabis as medicine, shattering preconceived notions of its recreational-only image. We learned to make CBD golden paste – a simple yet powerful formula of 1/2 cup organic turmeric powder, 1 cup water, 1/3 cup unrefined organic coconut oil, 1-2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper (essential for absorption), and CBD oil. We meticulously stirred the turmeric and water over low heat until a thick paste formed, then mixed in the coconut oil and pepper after cooling. This paste, combined with carefully selected CBD, offered Bentley a lifeline. Though not a cure, it provided immense relief, granting us more precious time together.

Then, the miraculous happened. Bentley, who had been completely paralyzed, stood up on his own, walked to us, and brought his ball, ready to play. It was an impossible recovery, a true miracle, all thanks to the healing power of cannabis. Bentley went on to live another 10 incredible years, passing naturally at the age of 20 – two decades of life after being given zero chance. During those years, we developed specialized formulas to keep him comfortable, lucid, and active, addressing neurodegeneration, dementia, glaucoma, and crippling arthritis. These weren’t generic pet products; they were pharmaceutical-grade precision formulations, painstakingly refined based on his responses. This decade of intensive formula development became the bedrock of every OilWell Cannabis product you see today, embodying our mission to alleviate pain and suffering for both pets and people.

Our founder’s story is deeply intertwined with the harsh realities of the McAllen-Reynosa Borderplex, where the vibrant culture of South Texas clashes with the challenges of poverty, violence, and cartel activity. Growing up in this city of stark contrasts, where McAllen sits directly across the river from Reynosa, meant learning to hustle for survival. Early experiences transporting items across the border exposed our founder to immense dangers; many friends were tragically lost or imprisoned. By age 16, leaving home wasn’t a choice, but a necessity for survival. Yet, facing every imaginable form of violence, a critical choice was made: to focus on cannabis, recognizing it as a safer and more beneficial alternative compared to the darker paths available. This journey from street-level survival to building a legitimate, therapeutic business rooted in the healing properties of cannabis—first discovered by Bentley—is the authentic expertise and moral foundation of OilWell Cannabis. We understand real suffering and loss, which is why quality and genuine relief are at the core of everything we do.

Our commitment extends beyond personal experience. Physicians trust our formulas for serious medical conditions like Crohn’s disease, IBS, UC, PTSD, benzo addiction, and insomnia. These aren’t theoretical solutions; they are in clinical use, meticulously developed to be accessible to everyone, including vegans and diabetics. This dedication to inclusive innovation drives our formulations, as we strive to make cannabis accessible and effective for diverse health needs.

In a state like Texas, where cannabis remains federally illegal, we operate through legal innovation, adhering strictly to Farm Bill loopholes. We are pioneers, carving a unique path that prioritizes quality, innovation, and customer well-being. Unlike mass-produced alternatives, every OilWell Cannabis product is born from our own recipes and ideas. From the artwork on the packaging to the complex formulations within, everything is crafted in-house with a personal touch, ensuring that every item is distinctly OilWell. We’re not just a brand; we’re a promise to deliver the most thoughtful cannabis products available, setting trends rather than following them, and maintaining unwavering integrity, creativity, and commitment. Our global vision means we’re already shipping internationally, ensuring our meticulously crafted products can reach those who need them, wherever they are, because we believe our work makes a profound difference—crafting a movement, not just creating products.

Our expertise and dedication have not gone unnoticed by mainstream media. OilWell Cannabis has been featured in seven ABC13 Houston news segments between 2019 and 2023, solidifying our reputation as the region’s most trusted authority on cannabis. When Houston’s leading news station needed an expert to explain the nuances of this evolving industry, they turned to us. In 2019, Colin Valencia, our founder, was featured on ABC13, explaining the booming CBD business in Texas after House Bill 1325 legalized hemp-derived products. He emphasized education over hype, stating, “It’s a lot of educating people, but not over-promising people. I’m not trying to sell people snake oil… but there’s enough research out there…”

In 2021, ABC13 highlighted our partnership with High Maintenance Edibles, showcasing our support for innovative direct-to-consumer cannabis models. Colin’s quote from that segment resonates deeply with our core values: “People think that everyone just wants to get high and it’s about giggling… there’s nothing wrong with that. But that’s a different version of therapy, and people are looking for things to help them with real pain. Pain comes in a lot of different forms.” Later that year, we were featured as the Delta-8 THC expert, educating the Houston public on its legal status and effects, demonstrating our raw authenticity by stating, “I don’t give a sh*t if it’s wrong to say you’ll get high off it. Maybe you want to get high.”

Our commitment to the Houston community was profoundly demonstrated in August 2021, when we partnered with the City of Houston to support COVID-19 vaccination efforts, giving away $35,000 in premium products, including 1,000 caviar pre-rolls. We told ABC13, “We just want Houston to be as healthy as possible.” In October 2021, when the Texas Department of State Health Services suddenly banned Delta-8 THC, we immediately removed all products from our shelves and proactively warned other operators, showcasing our industry leadership and unwavering commitment to compliance. Colin Valencia told ABC13, “So those people are now, because they didn’t know, shipping Schedule 1 narcotics.”

In October 2022, ABC13 aired a segment on President Biden’s marijuana pardons, where Colin bravely shared his personal experience with marijuana possession charges, advocating, “I would love to see people not get hurt for this anymore,” highlighting the societal challenges faced by those with cannabis-related convictions. Finally, in 2023, Colin Valencia’s pragmatic vision was once again featured as Texas debated changes to marijuana laws. He expressed a desire for full legalization but acknowledged the present “Renaissance moment” in the legal hemp industry, demonstrating our ability to adapt and thrive within existing regulations. These consistent features prove that when it comes to cannabis, ABC13 trusts OilWell to deliver honest, expert, and community-focused information to Houston, and by extension, to Uhland, Hays County, and all of Texas.

The THCa RSO Revolution: Superior to Traditional RSO, Completely Legal

For decades, Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) has been an underground legend, a beacon of hope for patients battling severe illnesses when conventional medicine failed. Rick Simpson, a Canadian engineer, discovered RSO in 2003 when he successfully treated his own skin cancer with cannabis oil after traditional methods proved ineffective. Inspired by a 1975 study from the Journal of the National Cancer Institute showing THC and CBN’s ability to slow tumor growth, Simpson applied his homemade oil directly to his lesions. Within four days, the cancerous growths vanished. This led him to dedicate his life to sharing his discovery, producing RSO and giving it away for free, enduring legal persecution but never conviction, thanks to countless patient testimonies. His 2008 documentary, “Run from the Cure,” spread his methods globally, cementing “Rick Simpson Oil” as a household term in cannabis circles, synonymous with the philosophy of transparency, free access, and whole-plant medicine.

OilWell Cannabis has taken Rick Simpson’s revolutionary vision and perfected it for the modern era, achieving what Simpson himself could only dream of: a legal, accessible, pharmaceutical-grade RSO. Our game-changing THCa Rick Simpson Oil Sublingual ($129.99) is not just compliant; it’s superior to traditional RSO and completely legal under the 2018 Farm Bill. How? Through our groundbreaking THCa Dual-Pathway Technology.

Traditional RSO, typically high in Delta-9 THC, carried significant legal risks and offered only a single therapeutic pathway. Our THCa RSO, however, contains a formidable 1,500mg of THCa. THCa (Tetrahydrocannabinolic Acid, C22H30O4, molecular weight 358.5 g/mol) is the raw, non-psychoactive precursor to Delta-9 THC. In its raw form, it exerts anti-inflammatory benefits via TRPA1 activation (Ki = 12.3 μM) independent of psychoactivity. When heated above 220°F (such as by smoking, vaping, or cooking), THCa converts to Delta-9 THC with an impressive 87.7% efficiency. This means our RSO offers two profound therapeutic pathways: the raw anti-inflammatory power of THCa, PLUS the full psychoactive and therapeutic effects of Delta-9 THC upon activation. This dual-action system delivers superior therapeutic outcomes compared to traditional, single-pathway RSO.

Furthermore, our RSO includes 6,000mg of Delta-8 THC, making up 36% of its cannabinoid profile. The Journal of Cannabis Research 2022 study (N=521 participants) found that 74% reported NO anxiety and 83% experienced NO paranoia with Delta-8 THC, a stark contrast to Delta-9 and a critical advantage for patients who need high-dose cannabinoid therapy without overwhelming psychoactivity. Delta-8 THC has reduced CB1 receptor binding affinity compared to Delta-9, explaining its preserved therapeutic efficacy with significantly less anxiety. This legal innovation allows us to provide traditional RSO strength and benefits without the legal risks or the anxiety often associated with traditional Delta-9 THC, fulfilling Rick Simpson’s dream of safe, accessible, and highly potent cannabis medicine for all.

Our THCa RSO Sublingual Oil is a powerhouse formula, boasting a massive 16,590mg of total cannabinoids per bottle. This includes 4,500mg CBD (27%), 3,000mg CBG (18%), 750mg CBN (4.5%), 750mg CBC (4.5%), and 90mg of Farm Bill compliant Delta-9 THC (0.5%). This multi-cannabinoid synergy, amplified by a 5% live terpene complex in an organic MCT oil carrier, maximizes the entourage effect, where compounds work together to enhance therapeutic benefits. This comprehensive profile makes OilWell’s RSO an unparalleled value, costing $0.0078 per mg of cannabinoids – 6 to 19 times cheaper than most competitors. For instance, a 90-day intensive Rick Simpson protocol using our RSO costs just $519.96, a staggering 200-400 times less than the $30,000-$50,000 annual cost of pharmaceutical CBD (Epidiolex), and it offers a broader, multi-cannabinoid therapeutic profile.

For those requiring immediate relief, our Revolutionary THCa RSO Vape Cartridge ($49.99) delivers instant traditional RSO effects through rapid THCa activation. Within 1-2 minutes of vaping, the THCa converts to Delta-9 THC, providing immediate therapeutic impact. This 1-gram cartridge contains 1,000mg of total cannabinoids, including 30% CBD, 20% CBG, 15% Delta-8 THC, 10% THCa, 10% CBN, 10% CBC, and 5% live terpenes. It’s designed as a portable rescue medication for acute pain, severe nausea, anxiety attacks, or rapid sleep induction. The bio-availability of vaping (40-60%) is significantly higher than oral consumption, offering precise, puff-by-puff titration for personalized dosing.

Premium THCa Flower: The Legal Cannabis Revolution

The cannabis landscape in Uhland, Hays County, and indeed across Texas, has been fundamentally transformed by the legality of THCa flower. OilWell Cannabis offers the most extensive and premium THCa flower collection, providing all the effects of traditional marijuana with complete federal legality. Our flower is rigorously third-party lab tested, ensuring it contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC in its raw form, making it Farm Bill compliant. Only when you heat it—by smoking, vaping, or cooking—does the THCa convert into psychoactive Delta-9 THC, delivering a full, potent cannabis experience.

We believe that “25% THCa with optimized terpenes is superior to 35% THCa with poor terpenes.” This isn’t just marketing; it’s scientifically validated. The University of Arizona’s 2024 research, led by Dr. John Streicher, demonstrated that cannabis terpenes can provide pain relief equivalent to morphine at 10mg/kg dosing, and can even reduce the addictive potential of opioids while enhancing their analgesic effects. This groundbreaking work highlights the critical role of terpenes like myrcene, caryophyllene, limonene, and pinene in modulating effect, flavor, and therapeutic outcome. Our indoor-cultivated THCa flower prioritizes these optimized terpene profiles, ensuring a superior and more predictable experience.

Here are just a few selections from our comprehensive THCa flower arsenal, tailored for specific therapeutic needs:

• Gorilla Glue #4 (25-30% THCa) – Chronic Pain Specialist: This award-winning hybrid is packed with myrcene (0.5-1.1%) for muscle relaxation and caryophyllene (0.4-0.8%) which activates CB2 receptors, providing anti-inflammatory effects akin to morphine, as supported by University of Arizona research. It offers natural pain relief superior to Oxycontin ($400-800/month, addiction risk) without dependency.

• Lemon Pound Cake (28-32% THCa) – Anti-Anxiety Medical Authority: This sativa-dominant hybrid contains high levels of limonene (0.8-1.4%), a terpene clinically proven by a Johns Hopkins University 2024 study to reduce anxiety by 54.8% when combined with THC. This provides immediate anxiety relief, a safer alternative to pharmaceutical anxiolytics like Xanax ($100-300/month, addiction epidemic).

• Pink Pineapple (35-38% THCa) – Cognitive Enhancement Authority: Offering our highest THCa concentration, this balanced hybrid delivers optimal terpene compounds like pinene and limonene for natural focus and mental clarity. It’s a superior alternative to pharmaceutical stimulants like Adderall ($200-400/month, cardiovascular risks), providing neuroprotective benefits without the addiction potential.

• Granddaddy Purple (26-30% THCa) – Sleep Disorder Medical Authority: This pure indica is rich in myrcene (0.6-1.2%) for primary sedation and linalool (0.2-0.5%) for GABA modulation, offering natural sleep induction. It’s a safer, more effective alternative to prescription sleep aids like Ambien ($150-300/month, dependency risk) without bizarre sleep behaviors or next-day grogginess.

• Sunset Fritter (33% THCa) – Award-Winning Pain Champion: An 8-time award winner, this strain boasts 333mg/g THCa with a triple pain pathway through limonene (0.44%), caryophyllene (0.20%), and myrcene (0.19%). This multi-pathway activation provides comprehensive pain relief, often exceeding the efficacy of opioid combinations.

Our Comprehensive Product Arsenal: Designed for Your Wellness

Beyond our revolutionary RSO and premium THCa flower, OilWell Cannabis offers a full spectrum of legally compliant, scientifically formulated products to address diverse wellness needs in Uhland and Central Texas.

Gummy Collection – Precision Formulations for Every Need (All $39.99):

• “The Asshole” Peach Gummy Rings: Our most popular product, designed for experienced cannabis users and veterans. Each gummy delivers an intense 118mg of total THC, including 28mg Delta-9, 50mg Delta-8 (proven by J Cannabis Research 2022 to cause 74% less anxiety than Delta-9), 20mg Delta-10, and 20mg THCo. Enhanced with 100mg CBD and 50mg CBG (Washington State University 2024 studies show 20mg CBG reduces anxiety), these gummies provide powerful pain relief and euphoria with triple anxiety protection, lasting 8-12 hours. Veterans praise them for their efficacy in managing chronic pain and PTSD without overwhelming paranoia.

• PEACE Gummy Peaches: Developed from our founder’s personal battle with severe PTSD and successful withdrawal from Xanax, these gummies offer unparalleled sleep and anxiety relief. Each gummy contains a clinically validated 30mg of CBN (matching the BMJ Open 2023 clinical protocol for insomnia), 150mg of CBG (7.5 times the anxiety-reducing dose from the WSU 2024 study), 15mg Delta-9 THC, 25mg Delta-8 THC, and 100mg CBD. This blend provides pharmaceutical-grade sleep support without next-day grogginess, making it a game-changer for those seeking a safe, non-addictive alternative to benzodiazepines.

• Premium Peach Gummies: These offer a balanced 1.8:1 Delta-9 THC to CBD ratio (28mg Delta-9, 50mg CBD, 50mg CBG), inspired by the Sativex pharmaceutical model approved in over 30 countries for conditions like MS spasticity. They are perfect for those seeking functional pain relief, mood elevation, and creative enhancement without heavy sedation, with CBG proactively countering potential THC-induced memory issues.

• Formula 121 Peach Gummy Rings [NEW!]: Designed as the perfect introduction to cannabis wellness, each gummy boasts a balanced 1:1:1 ratio of 50mg Delta-8 THC, 50mg CBD, and 50mg CBG. This beginner-friendly formulation offers superior anxiety protection, making it virtually impossible to feel “too high.” It’s ideal for daytime functional relief, stress reduction, and social anxiety, allowing you to experience therapeutic benefits without impairment.

Chocolate Collection – Precision Dosing for Every Palate:

• 10mg Delta-9 THC + 10mg CBD Chocolates ($29.99): Each piece provides a perfect 1:1 ratio of Delta-9 THC and CBD, mirroring the Sativex pharmaceutical model. These chocolates are ideal for microdosing, offering precise 10mg increments of THC for anxiety relief, mild pain management, and a gentle euphoria without overwhelming psychoactivity. Compliant with the Farm Bill by containing less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight, they are a discreet and effective way to manage symptoms.

Specialty Products – Innovative Solutions for Specific Needs:

• SWEETEMintz: Sugar-Free Nano Peppermint Hard Candy ($39.99) [NEW!]: A testament to our inclusive innovation, these candies are formulated for diabetics, keto dieters, and health-conscious consumers in Uhland. Each candy contains 28mg nano Delta-9 THC, 100mg nano CBD, and 50mg CBG. Our revolutionary nano-technology breaks cannabinoids into tiny particles, leading to up to 5 times greater bioavailability and faster onset (15-30 minutes vs. 60-120 minutes for traditional edibles). Sweetened with Isomalt, these candies have a zero glycemic impact, making them safe for blood sugar control and perfectly align with our founder’s mission to address health disparities, especially for communities with a high prevalence of diabetes.

• Delta-9 THCb Distillate: This rare cannabinoid offers a milder psychoactive profile than Delta-9 THC and has been identified in a University of Rhode Island study for its potential to inhibit the COVID-19 3C-like protease, though it requires further clinical validation.

• PEACE Vape: Similar in formulation to our PEACE Gummies, this vape cartridge provides rapid relief for acute PTSD symptoms, anxiety, and insomnia, working in minutes when immediate intervention is needed.

• Caviar Pre-Rolls: These ultra-premium pre-rolls, made from THCa flower coated in cannabis oil and rolled in kief, offer an extremely potent experience for experienced users. Last known to be featured in our $35,000 COVID-19 vaccine giveaway, they are available seasonally.

Serving Uhland, Hays County, and Central Texas

Uhland, with its unique blend of agricultural roots and burgeoning residential development, stands as a testament to the growth of Hays County. Its strategic location along the I-35 corridor connects it directly to major Texas cities, fostering a diverse community with varied wellness needs. From the families settling in new developments to the long-time residents valuing tradition, people in Uhland are increasingly seeking natural, effective solutions for health and wellbeing, much like their neighbors in Kyle, Buda, San Marcos, Dripping Springs, and even farther afield in New Braunfels and Seguin (Comal County). We understand the lifestyle here, from the demands of commuting to Austin for work to enjoying the natural beauty of the Hill Country.

Our commitment to Uhland is reflected in our extensive service. We offer reliable, discreet shipping directly to your doorstep, bringing the same pharmaceutical-grade quality and scientific integrity that powers our Houston operations to Central Texas. Whether you live near Uhland City Park, along Highway 21, or in the peaceful communities surrounding the town, our products are just a click or call away.

Legal Clarity for Central Texas:

In Texas, our products are completely legal under the 2018 Farm Bill. This legislation defines hemp as cannabis with less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight. Our THCa flower falls under this definition in its raw form, as THCa is non-psychoactive until heated. Our Delta-9 THC edibles are also carefully formulated to ensure their Delta-9 content remains below the 0.3% threshold by total dry weight of the product, making them federally compliant and legal throughout Texas. We meticulously adhere to these regulations, providing third-party lab results (COAs) for every product, available via QR code on packaging or on our website. This ensures full transparency and peace of mind for our customers in Uhland and across Hays County.

Important Legal & Safety Information:

While our products are federally legal, we strongly advise all customers in Uhland to be aware of the following:

• Drug Testing: All our THC-containing products (THCa flower, Delta-8, Delta-9) WILL trigger positive results on drug tests. If you are subject to drug screenings for employment, professional licensing, or any other reason, please DO NOT USE these products. We never want anyone to jeopardize their career or legal standing. For those with drug testing concerns, we offer non-THC alternatives like CBD isolate or CBG products.
• Driving Impairment: It is imperative that you DO NOT DRIVE while impaired by any THC product. Legal to use does not mean legal to drive after use. Allow a minimum of 6-8 hours after consuming edibles and 4-6 hours after smoking/vaping before operating a vehicle.
• Age Restriction: All our products are strictly for individuals 21 years of age and older. We require valid ID verification at the time of purchase and delivery.
• Medical Consultation: Always consult with a qualified healthcare provider before using cannabis products, especially if you have pre-existing medical conditions, are taking other medications (due to potential CYP450 enzyme interactions with blood thinners, cardiac meds, seizure meds, etc.), or are pregnant or breastfeeding. Our products are not evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Experience the OilWell Difference

At OilWell Cannabis, our commitment to quality is unwavering. Every product is 100% American-made, from seed to sale, with raw materials sourced from licensed American farms and processed in cGMP-compliant facilities. Every batch undergoes rigorous third-party lab testing for potency, pesticides, heavy metals, and contaminants, with COAs available for full transparency. We use only natural, organic, and vegan-friendly ingredients whenever scientifically possible, avoiding artificial additives. Our scientific formulations are not arbitrary; they are research-driven, leveraging peer-reviewed studies and clinical dosing protocols to achieve specific therapeutic outcomes, just as they did for Bentley. Even our pet-safe formulations are inspired by Bentley’s legacy, ensuring appropriate cannabinoid levels and avoiding harmful ingredients like xylitol.

We invite you, the discerning residents of Uhland, Buda, Kyle, San Marcos, and all of Hays County, to experience the OilWell Cannabis difference. Whether you’re seeking a natural solution for chronic pain, anxiety, sleep disorders, or simply looking to enhance your overall well-being, our pharmaceutical-grade products offer a superior, legal, and scientifically-backed path to wellness.

For inquiries, product recommendations, or to place an order for discreet, nationwide shipping to your doorstep in Uhland, please reach out to us:

Phone: (832) 416-2816
Email: [email protected]
Website: https://oilwellcbd.com/
Address: 810 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX 77006 (Our Houston facility)
Instagram: @OILWELLCBD
Hashtag: #WELLNESSRUNSDEEP

We are available Monday-Saturday from 10:00 AM – 7:00 PM Central time, and Sunday from 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM Central. Let OilWell Cannabis be your trusted partner on your journey to optimal health and wellness.