Revolutionary THCa Rick Simpson Oil in Universal City: SUPERIOR to Traditional RSO, Completely Legal! Plus Premium THCa Flower, THCa Concentrates (Diamonds, Crumble, Badder), and Complete Cannabis Medicine Arsenal – Stronger Effects, Zero Legal Risk! Introducing OilWell Cannabis!

Greetings, Universal City! We are OilWell Cannabis, and we are thrilled to bring our groundbreaking, pharmaceutical-grade cannabis solutions to your vibrant community and the broader San Antonio metropolitan area. From the welcoming streets of Universal City itself, extending through the charming neighborhoods of Schertz, Cibolo, Live Oak, Converse, and Selma, all the way to the heart of Bexar County and the bustling energy of San Antonio, our mission is to redefine your understanding of legal cannabis. We are not just another company; we are pioneers in cannabinoid science and Farm Bill compliance, delivering access to medical-grade formulations that were once thought impossible to obtain legally.

Our journey began not in a boardroom, but at Bentley’s bedside. Bentley, our founder’s beloved pitbull, faced a heartbreaking terminal diagnosis of neurodegeneration. His back legs were paralyzed, and the veterinarians offered no hope, suggesting euthanasia as the only option. But giving up simply wasn’t in our nature. Driven by an unwavering love and an absolute refusal to accept defeat, our founder embarked on an desperate search for alternatives. This relentless quest led to the discovery of CBD. A kind-hearted rescue worker, Jessica, asked a pivotal question: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?” That moment changed everything, shifting our founder’s perspective from cannabis as recreation to cannabis as profound medicine.

With this newfound knowledge, our founder diligently crafted a CBD golden paste. It wasn’t a miracle cure, but it offered a lifeline, giving Bentley and our family more precious time together. Then, an actual miracle occurred. Bentley, who had been completely paralyzed, stood up, walked over to our founder, and brought his ball, ready to play. He defied every veterinary prognosis, living another full decade to the remarkable age of 20. During those ten extra years, we meticulously developed specialized formulas to keep Bentley comfortable, lucid, and active, addressing neurodegeneration, dementia, glaucoma, and crippling arthritis. These weren’t generic pet products; they were pharmaceutical-grade precision formulations, painstakingly refined based on Bentley’s individual response. This intensive development became the bedrock of every OilWell product we craft today. This deeply personal experience is why every product we offer carries the weight of a solemn promise and the hope of true healing.

Our founder’s path to this mission was forged in the demanding realities of the McAllen-Reynosa Borderplex, a region defined by both vibrant culture and stark challenges. Growing up in a place where survival often demanded quick thinking and hard choices, our founder faced violence and hardship unimaginable to many. Friends were lost, others disappeared into the system. Yet, despite the inherent dangers, a critical choice was made: to focus on cannabis, recognizing its potential as a safer and more beneficial alternative compared to darker paths. This unique background equipped our founder with an authentic, street-level understanding of cannabis, transforming a journey from survival into a legitimate therapeutic business. This deep, lived experience ensures that every OilWell product is steeped in empathy and a commitment to quality that comes from knowing the true cost of suffering. We understand the profound impact that real pain and lack of good options can have on individuals and families, which is why quality isn’t just a standard—it’s a mission.

Today, OilWell Cannabis operates successfully even in Texas, an historically prohibitive state, by mastering the nuances of legal loopholes and pioneering an ethical, innovative lane for our industry. Our formulas are not just for pets; they are so effective that medical professionals trust them, using them personally and for their patients to address serious conditions like Crohn’s disease, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Ulcerative Colitis (UC), Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), and even benzodiazepine addiction. Our founder personally relies on our PEACE Gummies nightly to manage severe PTSD and successfully quit Xanax cold turkey—a testament to the efficacy and safety of our formulations, especially considering the dangerous nature of benzodiazepine withdrawal. Indeed, our “Asshole Peach” gummies are a particular favorite among veterans in Universal City and beyond, lauded for their pain and PTSD relief without overwhelming effects.

Every aspect of an OilWell product, from the artwork on the packaging to the precise cannabinoid ratios within, is meticulously created in-house. We are not here to follow trends; we are here to set them, always upholding our integrity, creativity, and unwavering commitment to quality. Our products are already shipping internationally, reaching those who need them most across the globe, ensuring that everyone, including vegans and diabetics, has access to accessible and effective cannabis solutions. Universal City, we invite you to explore the OilWell difference – where science, compassion, and legal innovation converge to deliver unparalleled cannabis wellness.

Why OilWell Cannabis is Universal City’s Trusted Source for Legal Cannabis Excellence

Universal City, nestled within Bexar County and part of the greater San Antonio metropolitan area, is known for its strong community spirit and its proximity to Randolph Air Force Base, making it home to many military families and veterans. We understand the unique needs of this community, from managing combat-related stress to dealing with chronic pain. Our dedication to providing safe, effective, and legal cannabis options resonates deeply with the values of resilience and well-being that define Universal City and nearby areas like Garden Ridge, Cibolo, and Spring Branch. Whether you reside in the peaceful neighborhoods bordering Universal City Park or closer to the bustling shops near Pat Booker Road, OilWell Cannabis is committed to serving you with the highest quality products.

We bring Houston’s cutting-edge cannabinoid science directly to your doorstep. Our Farm Bill compliant products are formulated with the same precision and care that garnered us seven features on ABC13 Houston, establishing us as a trusted authority on cannabis education and innovation. We are not merely a business; we are a movement dedicated to responsible cannabis use and community enrichment. For instance, we were highlighted in August 2021 for giving away $35,000 in premium products—1,000 caviar pre-rolls valued at $34.99 each—to support COVID-19 vaccination efforts, demonstrating our unwavering commitment to public health. This community-first approach is integral to everything we do, reflecting the same compassion we extend to our customers in Universal City, Live Oak, and throughout the San Antonio area.

When ABC13 reported on Delta-8 THC in May 2021, our founder, Colin Valencia, was featured as an expert, candidly stating, “I don’t give a sh*t if it’s wrong to say you’ll get high off it. Maybe you want to get high.” This honesty, combined with our emphasis on therapeutic benefits at affordable prices, resonated with a public seeking clear, unbiased information. This transparent approach extends to how we serve Universal City; we believe in educating our customers so they can make informed choices about their wellness. Even during the Delta-8 ban crisis in October 2021, Valencia swiftly removed products and warned the industry, saying, “So those people are now, because they didn’t know, shipping Schedule 1 narcotics.” This proactive compliance showcases our commitment to ethical practices and consumer safety, standards we rigorously uphold for all residents of Bexar County.

The THCa Revolution: Superior to Traditional Cannabis, Completely Legal

The cannabis landscape has been utterly transformed by THCa, and OilWell Cannabis is at the forefront of this revolution, bringing superior effects and absolute legality right to Universal City. While Rick Simpson bravely pioneered RSO with historically illegal Delta-9 THC, we have perfected the concept with THCa Rick Simpson Oil – delivering even greater therapeutic benefits through a revolutionary dual-pathway technology, all while remaining 100% federally compliant. This means you in Universal City, and across Bexar County, can now access the full power of cannabinoids without any legal risk.

What makes THCa truly revolutionary and superior to traditional RSO:

• DUAL-PATHWAY SUPERIORITY: Our THCa products offer a unique advantage: they provide potent raw anti-inflammatory benefits in their acidic form, AND they convert to full Delta-9 THC when heated. This gives you two distinct therapeutic pathways from a single product, doubling the potential for relief compared to traditional RSO’s singular pathway.
• STRONGER THAN TRADITIONAL: Raw THCa’s anti-inflammatory properties are documented to be stronger than CBD for certain conditions, and when activated, it delivers the full potency of Delta-9. This results in superior therapeutic outcomes, tailored to your chosen consumption method.
• LEGAL GENIUS: All our THCa products are 100% Farm Bill compliant, making them legal to purchase and use across all 50 states. This allows us to serve Universal City, and every corner of Texas, in ways traditional, Delta-9-THC-heavy RSO simply cannot.
• NO PSYCHOACTIVE LIMITS: Unlike the strict 0.3% Delta-9 THC limit, THCa has no federal restrictions, allowing for the maximum legal potency possible in a hemp-derived product. This is a game-changer for serious therapeutic applications in Universal City.
• USER-CONTROLLED ACTIVATION: You, the user, are in control. You choose to activate the psychoactive effects by applying heat (smoking, vaping, or cooking), instantly converting THCa to Delta-9 THC on demand.
• REVOLUTIONARY ACCESS: Rick Simpson’s early patients faced legal persecution, but with OilWell’s THCa RSO, you can access superior effects legally and conveniently, without fear.

The Science Behind Our Superiority: THCa Dual-Pathway Technology

Every OilWell THCa product leverages advanced scientific understanding to deliver unparalleled therapeutic benefits to the residents of Universal City. Our revolutionary THCa dual-pathway technology is at the heart of this innovation, explaining why our products are fundamentally superior to traditional cannabis.

This breakthrough applies to all our THCa products:

• THCa RSO Sublingual: This incredible formulation provides 1,500mg of THCa, giving you both raw anti-inflammatory benefits and the full experience of Delta-9 THC when you choose to activate it with heat.
• THCa RSO Vape: Experience instant THCa to Delta-9 conversion. This means you get the full strength of traditional RSO in just 1-2 minutes, making it ideal for Universal City residents needing rapid relief.
• THCa Flower Collection: Enjoy raw therapeutic benefits, plus the complete marijuana effects when you smoke or vape, offering versatility for your wellness routine.
• THCa Concentrates: Achieve 99.9% purity with dual-pathway activation, providing the maximum legal potency possible.

Crucially, ALL our THCa products benefit from the absence of federal limits (unlike the 0.3% Delta-9 restriction), ensuring you receive superior legal potency.

A deeper look into CB1 vs. CB2 Receptor Science reveals the THCa Advantage:

• CB1 Receptors – The Psychoactive Pathway: Located predominantly in the brain and central nervous system, CB1 receptors are where Delta-9 THC directly binds, causing immediate psychoactive effects, which can sometimes include anxiety or paranoia. The THCa advantage is that it does not bind to CB1 receptors until you choose to activate it with heat, giving you control.
• CB2 Receptors – The Therapeutic Pathway: Found primarily in immune system cells and peripheral tissues, CB2 receptors are targeted directly by THCa without causing psychoactivity. This means you can experience powerful anti-inflammatory effects, pain relief, and immune system modulation without any intoxicating “high.” Research validates that THCa provides potent anti-inflammatory effects independent of Delta-9 conversion, making it a powerful therapeutic tool for Universal City residents.

This strategic advantage allows you to access robust therapeutic benefits through CB2 receptors while maintaining complete control over any psychoactive effects through user-initiated CB1 activation.

OilWell’s Revolutionary THCa Rick Simpson Oil in Universal City: Stronger and Completely Legal

For Universal City residents seeking the profound benefits of Rick Simpson Oil, OilWell Cannabis presents a truly revolutionary solution. Our THCa RSO Sublingual Oil is the world’s first LEGAL Rick Simpson Oil that delivers TRADITIONAL RSO strength, plus enhanced therapeutic benefits, through our advanced THCa decarboxylation technology. For $129.99, you receive an unparalleled concentration of cannabinoids in a completely legal format.

The Revolutionary Difference:

• Traditional RSO: Historically, traditional RSO meant illegal Delta-9 THC, significant legal risk, and a single-pathway activation.
• OilWell THCa RSO: We offer a legal, hemp-derived, DUAL-ACTIVATION system. This includes the raw benefits of THCa, plus activated cannabinoids upon heating. This formulation is crafted for the nuanced needs of communities like Universal City, extending our reach across Bexar County and into nearby cities such as Cibolo, Schertz, and Selma.
• SUPERIOR STRENGTH: Our RSO boasts 1,500mg of THCa, ready to convert to Delta-9 THC when heated, in addition to 6,000mg of readily active Delta-8 THC. This creates profoundly potent and effective therapeutic outcomes.
• LEGAL EVERYWHERE: Fully Farm Bill compliant, our RSO ships to all 50 states, ensuring zero legal risk for our customers in Universal City and beyond.

Revolutionary Cannabinoid Profile: 16,590mg Total Cannabinoids!

This is not just potent; it’s the most robust RSO formulation available, designed to deliver comprehensive relief to individuals throughout Universal City and the larger San Antonio metropolitan area.

• Delta-8 THC: 6,000mg (36% of total) – This is our primary therapeutic powerhouse. The Journal of Cannabis Research 2022 (N=521) found 74% of users reported NO anxiety episodes and 83% experienced NO paranoia compared to Delta-9 THC use. Our RSO provides all the therapeutic benefits of a high-THC product without the side effects that deter many.
• CBD: 4,500mg (27% of total) – A powerful anti-inflammatory foundation validated by Harvard Medical School for anxiety modulation, and known to prevent THC-induced anxiety through CB1 receptor interaction.
• CBG: 3,000mg (18% of total) – Known as the “mother cannabinoid,” CBG is a therapeutic amplifier. A Washington State University 2024 clinical trial (N=34) demonstrated 20mg CBG significantly reduced anxiety. Our formulation provides 150 times the clinically effective dose, offering anxiety relief superior to benzodiazepines.
• 🔥 THCa: 1,500mg (9% of total) – This is THE GAME-CHANGER. THCa (C22H30O4) converts to Delta-9 THC with 87.7% efficiency when heated. This dual-pathway system provides raw anti-inflammatory benefits (TRPA1 activation Ki = 12.3 μM) PLUS full psychoactive effects when activated, offering superior therapeutic outcomes compared to traditional single-pathway RSO.
• CBN: 750mg (4.5% of total) – Our sleep and pain specialist, with BMJ Open 2023 clinical protocol validating 30mg CBN as an effective dose for insomnia without next-day grogginess. Our product contains enough for 25 clinical doses.
• CBC: 750mg (4.5% of total) – Supports neurogenesis (new brain cell formation) and mood enhancement, as identified by Neurochemistry International in 2013.
• Delta-9 THC: 90mg (0.5% of total) – This is our federally Farm Bill compliant trace amount, ensuring legality while contributing to the entourage effect.
• Live Terpene Complex: 5% total volume – Amplifies the full entourage effect. University of Arizona 2024 research demonstrated cannabis terpenes provide pain relief equivalent to morphine, while Johns Hopkins University 2024 studies showed limonene combined with THC reduced anxiety by 54.8%.
• Carrier: Organic MCT Oil – Ensures optimal bioavailability and supports brain health.

Cost Efficiency Dominance: At just $0.0078 per mg of cannabinoids, our RSO is an astounding 6-19 times cheaper than comparable competitors, and an incredible 200-400 times more affordable than pharmaceutical alternatives like Epidiolex, which can cost $30,000-$50,000 per year. We are fulfilling Rick Simpson’s vision with legal excellence and unprecedented value for Universal City.

Rick Simpson’s Original 90-Day Protocol, OilWell Enhanced

Rick Simpson’s protocol advised consuming 60 grams of cannabinoids over 90 days for serious medical conditions. OilWell Cannabis makes this accessible and legal for Universal City. Our enhanced protocol suggests 4 bottles of our RSO, totaling $519.96, for a complete 90-day supply, providing 200-400 times the cost savings over pharmaceutical equivalents. This dramatically lowers the barrier to entry for life-changing cannabinoid therapy.

Revolutionary THCa RSO Vape in Universal City: Instant Traditional RSO Strength, Completely Legal

For Universal City residents needing immediate relief and the power of Rick Simpson Oil on-the-go, we introduce the THCa RSO Vape. This groundbreaking innovation delivers INSTANT traditional RSO effects through revolutionary THCa activation. For just $49.99, you get a 1-gram cartridge that transforms THCa into Delta-9 THC immediately upon vaping, providing all the benefits of RSO in just 1-2 minutes. This is a massive leap from traditional RSO, which is slow to act and cannot be safely vaped.

When to use our RSO Vape in Universal City:

• Breakthrough Pain: For rapid relief when sublingual oil hasn’t peaked yet.
• Nausea Emergencies: Ideal for quick intervention, such as pre-chemotherapy.
• Anxiety Attacks: Fast-acting therapeutic intervention when every second counts.
• Sleep Induction: Rapid CBN + Delta-8 delivery for quick onset of sleep.
• Rescue Medication: A portable, discrete, and immediate source of therapeutic access.

The vape’s bioavailability can reach over 90%, significantly higher than oral consumption, ensuring maximum effectiveness.

OilWell’s Complete Therapeutic THCa Flower Arsenal for Universal City

Our THCa Flower Collection is Universal City’s premier destination for experiencing legal, full-potency cannabis. We offer over 50 medical-grade strains, each meticulously indoor-cultivated and third-party lab-tested, challenging the outdated notion that high THCa percentages alone dictate quality. Our philosophy is rooted in scientific validation: “25% THCa with optimized terpenes > 35% THCa with poor terpenes,” as proven by University of Arizona research on their pain-relieving efficacy. For Universal City residents, and those in nearby communities like Garden Ridge and Live Oak, this means a superior therapeutic experience tailored to your specific needs.

Here’s a glimpse into our diverse and scientifically backed THCa Flower Collection:

• 🦍 GORILLA GLUE #4 (25-30% THCa) – CHRONIC PAIN SPECIALIST: Gorilla Glue #4 contains myrcene (0.5-1.1%) for muscle relaxation and caryophyllene (0.4-0.8%) for CB2 receptor anti-inflammatory activation equivalent to morphine per University of Arizona research. It provides natural pain relief superior to Oxycontin ($400-800/month, addiction risk) without dependency or respiratory depression.
• 🍋 LEMON POUND CAKE (28-32% THCa) – ANTI-ANXIETY MEDICAL AUTHORITY: Lemon Pound Cake contains limonene (0.8-1.4%) at CLINICAL DOSE levels validated by a Johns Hopkins 2024 study for 54.8% anxiety reduction. It offers immediate anxiety relief superior to Xanax ($100-300/month, addiction epidemic) without dependency or fatal withdrawal risk.
• 🌟 PINK PINEAPPLE (35-38% THCa) – COGNITIVE ENHANCEMENT AUTHORITY: Pink Pineapple delivers the HIGHEST THCa concentration (35-38%) with an optimal terpene matrix for cognitive enhancement. It provides natural focus superior to Adderall ($200-400/month, cardiovascular risks) without addiction potential or appetite suppression.
• 🌙 GRANDDADDY PURPLE (26-30% THCa) – SLEEP DISORDER MEDICAL AUTHORITY: Granddaddy Purple contains myrcene (0.6-1.2%) for primary sedation and linalool (0.2-0.5%) for GABA modulation. It ensures natural sleep induction superior to Ambien ($150-300/month, dependency risk) without bizarre sleep behaviors.
• 🔥 SUNSET FRITTER (33% THCa) – AWARD-WINNING PAIN CHAMPION: An 8-time award winner with lab-verified 333mg/g THCa. Sunset Fritter offers triple pain pathway activation through limonene (0.44%), caryophyllene (0.20%), and myrcene (0.19%), providing superior pain relief to opioid combinations through multi-pathway activation.

For Universal City, we organize our strains not just by indica, sativa, and hybrid, but by specific therapeutic applications, ensuring you find the perfect match for your wellness goals, whether for chronic pain, anxiety, sleep disorders, or cognitive enhancement.

OilWell’s Premium Gummy Collection in Universal City: Scientific Formulations for Every Need

Our commitment to pharmaceutical-grade solutions extends to our delicious and effective gummy collection, now available for delivery to Universal City, Schertz, and throughout Bexar County. Each gummy is meticulously formulated based on peer-reviewed scientific research, designed for specific therapeutic outcomes.

• 🍑 “THE ASSHOLE” PEACH GUMMY RINGS ($39.99): This is our veteran-grade potency formula, packing 118mg total THC, including 28mg Delta-9 THC, 50mg Delta-8 THC, and 20mg Delta-10 THC, buffered by 100mg CBD and 50mg CBG. It offers multi-pathway pain relief, triple-layer anxiety protection, and an extended 8-12 hour duration. The Delta-8 THC (Journal of Cannabis Research 2022) ensures 74% reported no anxiety, while 50mg CBG (2.5x the WSU 2024 clinical dose) provides robust anxiety reduction. For veterans and others in Universal City dealing with severe chronic pain or PTSD, this gummy offers a powerful, yet manageable, experience.
• 🍑 PEACE GUMMY PEACHES ($39.99): Crafted for sleep and PTSD management, this is our founder’s personal nightly medicine, which helped him quit Xanax cold turkey. Each gummy contains 30mg CBN, matching the optimal dose for insomnia validated by a BMJ Open 2023 clinical protocol. Alongside 15mg Delta-9 THC, 25mg Delta-8 THC, 100mg CBD, and a massive 150mg CBG (7.5x the WSU clinical dose), these gummies offer pharmaceutical-grade sleep support without dependency or next-day grogginess, crucial for Universal City’s busy professionals and service members.
• 🍑 PREMIUM PEACH GUMMIES ($39.99): Designed for balanced wellness, these gummies feature a 1.8:1 THC:CBD ratio (28mg Delta-9 THC : 50mg CBD), approaching the Sativex pharmaceutical model approved in over 30 countries for conditions like MS spasticity. With an additional 50mg CBG, they provide functional pain relief and mood elevation without heavy sedation, ideal for daytime use in Universal City.
• 🍑 FORMULA 121 PEACH GUMMY RINGS ($39.99): The perfect choice for beginners or those prone to anxiety, this gummy boasts a balanced 1:1:1 ratio of 50mg Delta-8 THC, 50mg CBD, and 50mg CBG. This unique formulation makes it virtually impossible to feel “too high,” offering gentle euphoria, profound anxiety protection (50mg CBG is 2.5x the clinical dose), and functional relief for residents of Universal City, expanding into nearby areas such as Garden Ridge and Cibolo. It’s safe for daytime use, allowing clear-headed productivity.

Specialty Formulations for Precision Wellness in Universal City

OilWell Cannabis continues to innovate with specialty products designed to address unique needs, bringing advanced cannabinoid solutions to Universal City, Live Oak, and the wider San Antonio region.

• 🍫 10MG DELTA-9 THC + 10MG CBD CHOCOLATES ($29.99): These precision-dosed chocolates offer an exact 1:1 Delta-9 THC to CBD ratio, replicating the pharmaceutical model of Sativex, a cannabis-based medicine approved in over 30 countries for MS spasticity. Each of the 10 chocolates provides 10mg Delta-9 THC and 10mg CBD, making them perfect for microdosing protocols, beginners, or those seeking consistent and predictable effects without overwhelming psychoactivity. Compliant with Farm Bill regulations due to the total product weight, these chocolates offer a legal and effective way to manage pain and anxiety.
• 🍬 SWEETEMintz: SUGAR-FREE NANO PEPPERMINT HARD CANDY ($39.99): This revolutionary product caters to health-conscious individuals in Universal City, including diabetics and those on keto diets. Each candy contains 28mg nano-enhanced Delta-9 THC, 100mg nano-enhanced CBD, and 50mg CBG. Our nano-emulsion technology ensures 5x better bioavailability and a rapid 15-30 minute onset. Formulated with Isomalt, a low-glycemic, sugar-free sweetener, SWEETEMintz addresses the founder’s personal mission of inclusivity, ensuring that individuals across Bexar County, with dietary restrictions, can access powerful cannabinoid therapy. This product directly supports Farm Bill compliance while validating our origin story’s claim of accessibility for vegans and diabetics.

Universal City, We Deliver!

The same urgency that drove us to develop life-saving formulas for Bentley now drives our commitment to getting our pharmaceutical-grade cannabis products to you. For our customers in Universal City and the entire San Antonio metropolitan area, we are part of a global shipping network ready to deliver to every state, city, and country on every continent where packages can be received.

How to Experience OilWell Cannabis in Universal City:

• Browse Our Online Catalog: Visit oilwellcbd.com to explore our complete range of THCa RSO, gummies, chocolates, THCa flower, and specialty products. Detailed descriptions, scientific explanations, and pricing are all transparently available.
• Place Your Order: Our secure online ordering system ensures a seamless transaction.
• Global Shipping Excellence: We ensure discreet, reliable shipping directly to your address in Universal City, Schertz, Cibolo, Live Oak, and anywhere else across Bexar County. We pride ourselves on getting our revolutionary products to you efficiently and legally.
• Consultation & Support: Have questions about dosing, product selection, or need assistance tailoring a regimen to your specific needs? Our knowledgeable team is always available.

Contact Us:

📞 Phone: (832) 416-2816
📧 Email: [email protected]
🌐 Website: https://oilwellcbd.com/

We eagerly await the opportunity to bring the future of legal cannabis to you, Universal City, and contribute to your well-being with the quality and care you deserve. Welcome to the OilWell Cannabis family, where wellness runs deep.

MEDICAL DISCLAIMER AUTHORITY – COMPREHENSIVE LEGAL PROTECTION

IMPORTANT MEDICAL INFORMATION:

• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA).
• OilWell Cannabis products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
• Cannabis products are dietary supplements and wellness products, not pharmaceutical medications.
• Individual results may vary based on personal tolerance, metabolism, genetics, and health status.
• Product effectiveness depends on proper usage, dosing, and individual biological factors.

DRUG TESTING WARNING:

• DO NOT USE if you are subject to drug testing. Our products, while federally legal, contain cannabinoids that will trigger a positive result for THC metabolites on a drug test.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER:

• This information is for educational purposes only and does not constitute legal advice. Laws regarding cannabis are subject to change. It is solely the responsibility of the purchaser to know and abide by all applicable local, state, and federal laws.
• By purchasing from OilWell Cannabis, you agree to assume all liability for your purchase. You must be 21 years or older to purchase our products. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.