Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Will County: The Complete Evidence-Based Guide by OilWell Cannabis
If you’re reading this in Joliet, Bolingbrook, Naperville, or anywhere across Will County, chances are you’ve heard the term “RSO” whispered in cancer support groups, chronic pain forums, or veteran meetups. Maybe you’re a caregiver at Silver Cross Hospital searching for alternatives when pharmaceuticals fall short. Maybe you’re a construction worker in Romeoville whose back hasn’t been the same since a worksite injury. Or maybe you’re a parent in Plainfield watching a child suffer through chemotherapy, desperate for anything that might ease the nausea.
Rick Simpson Oil isn’t just another cannabis product—it’s a movement born from desperation, refined by science, and now available legally to Will County residents who need it most. This is the unvarnished truth about RSO: where it came from, what the evidence actually shows, and why our multi-cannabinoid formulas represent the most significant evolution in legal cannabis access since the 2018 Farm Bill.
The Rick Simpson Story: From Nova Scotia to Will County’s Search for Hope
Who Was Rick Simpson?
Rick Simpson wasn’t a doctor. He wasn’t a scientist. He was a power engineer from Amherst, Nova Scotia—a tradesman who, in 1997, fell from scaffolding at a hospital in Moncton and suffered a head injury that changed everything. The tinnitus wouldn’t stop. The medications made things worse. When he asked his doctor about cannabis, the door slammed shut.
Sound familiar? It should. We’ve heard the same story from hundreds of Will County residents who’ve been told “there’s nothing more we can do” at major medical centers or who’ve been handed prescriptions that cause more harm than relief. Simpson’s desperation mirrors what we see every day in the calls we get from Lockport, from families in Homer Glen whose loved ones are cycling through opioids, from veterans in Crest Hill who can’t sleep.
Simpson’s pivotal moment came in 2003 when he applied concentrated cannabis oil to skin lesions diagnosed as basal cell carcinoma. He claimed they disappeared in four days. Important context: No biopsy confirmed this. No oncologist documented it. No peer-reviewed study validated it. But the story spread like wildfire because it gave people something they’d lost: hope.
The 60-Gram Protocol: What Simpson Actually Recommended
Simpson’s treatment plan is specific: 60 grams of oil over 90 days. Start with a dose half the size of a grain of rice, three times daily. Double it every four days. Reach 1 gram per day by week five. Maintain that until all 60 grams are gone.
The math is staggering: At peak dosing, that’s 600-900mg of delta-9 THC daily—far beyond anything studied in clinical settings. A typical FDA-approved dronabinol dose is 2.5-20mg per day. Simpson’s protocol delivers 30-450 times that amount.
Important context for Will County readers:
- No controlled trial has ever validated this protocol
- The crude, unstandardized oil varied wildly between batches
- Risks at these doses include severe intoxication, anxiety, tachycardia, and cannabis use disorder
- Traditional RSO used toxic solvents like naphtha or isopropyl alcohol—petroleum-based products that may leave carcinogenic residues
Yet this protocol remains what many Chicago-area cancer patients find when they Google “RSO cancer treatment Will County” at 2 AM. They deserve the full story.
What Simpson Got Right vs. What He Overstated
Simpson was right that cannabinoids deserved serious biomedical research when the world ignored them. He was right that the 1974 Virginia THC-tumor study—though never replicated in humans—opened a legitimate scientific question. He was right that patients needed access outside broken medical systems.
But he overstated when he called RSO a cancer cure. The National Cancer Institute acknowledges preclinical interest but doesn’t endorse cannabis oil for cancer treatment. The FDA hasn’t approved any cannabis plant product for cancer. Health Canada has never approved RSO for cancer. No human clinical trial has demonstrated RSO cures cancer.
For Will County families navigating a cancer diagnosis at AMITA Health or Presence Saints Medical Center, this distinction is life-saving. RSO may complement conventional care—some find it helps with chemo nausea or pain—but it is not a substitute for proven treatment. Delaying surgery or radiation for unproven protocols carries irreversible harm.
From Bentley’s Ball to Will County’s Dispensary: The OilWell Origin
The Dog Who Started Everything
Our company’s foundation isn’t a boardroom—it’s a paralyzed dog named Bentley.
In 2013, Bentley faced euthanasia. His back legs wouldn’t work. Pain meds would destroy his organs. The vet said there was no hope. But Colin Valencia—our founder, who’d grown up in McAllen’s border violence, who’d watched friends die, who’d left home at sixteen—refused to accept that answer.
A rescue worker named Jessica asked the question that changed everything: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?” Colin knew cannabis recreationally, but not medicinally. He created a CBD golden paste. Bentley got up. He walked. He brought Colin his ball to play.
Dogs don’t respond to placebo. That moment proved cannabinoids could do what pharmaceuticals couldn’t.
Bentley lived ten more years—twenty years old—while Colin developed formulas for every age-related condition: neurodegeneration (CBG for neuroprotection, THCa for PPARγ agonism), dementia (CBC for neurogenesis), glaucoma (THC for intraocular pressure), arthritis (multi-pathway anti-inflammation). Single cannabinoids weren’t enough. Bentley needed seven. That necessity became our RSO formula.
From Xanax to Peace: Colin’s Personal Battle
Colin knows pharmaceutical dependence personally. PTSD from McAllen’s violence led to benzodiazepine addiction. Quitting Xanax cold turkey—one of the most dangerous withdrawals—he used the same cannabinoid knowledge that saved Bentley. The Peace Gummies formula was born in midnight experiments, now available to Will County residents who need what he needed: a way off pills that doesn’t require another prescription.
This is why our vape form exists. Colin uses it nightly for severe PTSD and insomnia. When we say our products are tested by the person who made them, we mean Colin’s life depends on them working.
Baylor Precision Meets Border Resilience
Colin became a software engineer, doing custom development for Baylor College of Medicine in the Texas Medical Center. That medical-grade precision—combined with McAllen’s survival lessons—created OilWell’s DNA: obsessive quality control, open-source transparency, and the humility to say “this isn’t right for everyone.”
The OilWell RSO Philosophy: Four Principles for Will County
1. Accessibility Over Gatekeeping
In Illinois, you can drive to a dispensary in Joliet or Naperville, but you need a medical card for high-THC RSO. Adult-use dispensaries charge premium prices—often $80-120 for a gram of THC-only RSO with no minor cannabinoids.
Our model: Age 21+, no card required. We ship directly to your door in Lockport, Plainfield, Romeoville, or anywhere in Will County. The same product that costs $129.99 for 16,590mg of total cannabinoids would cost $800+ at a dispensary selling THC-only RSO.
2. Patient-Controlled Potency: The THCa Innovation
Traditional RSO is always psychoactive—100% decarboxylated THC. That doesn’t work for a teacher in Bolingbrook who needs daytime relief without impairment, or a truck driver in Joliet who can’t risk a DUI.
Our sublingual oil contains 1,500mg of THCa—the raw, non-psychoactive precursor. Use it raw (no heat) for anti-inflammatory benefits with zero high. Or decarboxylate at home: 260°F for 45-60 minutes converts it to ~1,315mg delta-9 THC. Combined with the existing 90mg, that’s 1,405mg total delta-9 THC—full traditional RSO potency, 100% legal because you control the activation.
Three options for Will County lifestyles:
- Raw: Daytime functional use, work-safe, driving-safe
- Decarbed: Nighttime therapeutic strength, comparable to illegal RSO
- Vape: Instant relief for breakthrough pain, panic, or nausea (1-2 minute onset)
3. Open-Source Formulas: Simpson’s Ethos, Modernized
Rick Simpson gave his oil away free. We sell a professional product but publish the exact recipe. If $129.99 isn’t feasible for your budget in Will County, source the distillates and make it yourself. The formula is below—every milligram, every percentage.
This isn’t marketing. It’s the same principle that made Colin publish Bentley’s CBD golden paste recipe years ago. Access matters more than profit.
4. Evidence-Informed, Not Evidence-Overstating
Every cannabinoid and terpene in our formula is tied to peer-reviewed research in our GENERAL KNOWLEDGE section. We don’t hide behind “proprietary blends.” We show you the 29 citations and tell you exactly what’s well-supported vs. what’s emerging.
For Will County’s research-savvy residents—the nurses at Silver Cross, the engineers in Naperville, the physicians at University of Chicago Medicine’s Orland Park campus—this transparency matters. You can verify every claim.
The Formulas: Every Milligram, Every Terpene
RSO Sublingual Oil — $129.99
30mL bottle | 553mg active cannabinoids per mL | 40-60 doses
| Cannabinoid | Amount | What the Research Shows (Will County-specific notes) |
|---|---|---|
| CBD | 4,500mg | Strongest evidence for seizures; promising for anxiety, pain. NCCIH-endorsed for rare epilepsies. Review shows 316 participants across 8 anxiety trials with significant anxiolytic signal [3]. For Will County’s chronic pain community, modest but real potential [4]. |
| CBG | 3,000mg | Preclinical interest in neuroprotection, IBD, antibacterial. Limited human data but mechanistically distinct via CB2, alpha-2 adrenoceptors, 5-HT1A [7][8]. Our highest CBG dose reflects Colin’s neurodegeneration research for Bentley. |
| Delta-8 THC | 6,000mg | Partial CB1 agonist, 2022 review confirms psychoactivity but less potent than delta-9 [9]. 2023 scoping review notes manufacturing quality concerns [10]. We include 6,000mg because it provides therapeutic THC effects while allowing THCa decarb control. |
| THCa | 1,500mg | The Will County game-changer. Non-psychoactive precursor. 2024 anti-inflammatory review shows COX-2 inhibition, PPARγ neuroprotection [12]. Stay raw for daytime; decarb for full potency. |
| Delta-9 THC | 90mg | Only 90mg total—well under Farm Bill limits. NCCIH acknowledges chemo nausea, HIV appetite, some pain/MS benefit [1]. 2022 pain review: high-THC products show short-term benefit but dizziness, sedation, discontinuation risk [13]. We keep it low; you add more via decarb if needed. |
| CBN | 750mg | Marketed for sleep, but 2021 review found zero clinical trials using validated sleep measures [16]. 2024 sleep literature update still calls for better trials [17]. We include 750mg (25-50mg per 1-2mL dose) because it’s above thresholds in exploratory research, but we’re honest: evidence is weak. |
| CBC | 750mg | 2024 review shows distinct pharmacology from THC/CBD, antinociceptive and antibacterial potential [18]. Preclinical anti-inflammatory and gut hypermotility data [19]. Another promising minor cannabinoid where we bet on the science, not the hype. |
| Total | 16,590mg | This is the number: 16x more cannabinoids than typical hemp RSO. Every milligram is published. Every milligram is tested. |
Live Terpenes at 5%: Limonene (citrus-bright), Myrcene, Caryophyllene (CB2 agonist—pepper/spice), Pinene (forest-fresh), Linalool (lavender-calm), Humulene (earthy), Terpinolene (piney-fruity). Each terpene’s evidence is documented in GENERAL KNOWLEDGE [20]-[28].
Onset & Duration: Sublingual absorption bypasses liver—15-45 min onset, 4-6 hour duration, 13-19% bioavailability [14]. For sustained relief through a workday in Will County’s industrial zones or a full night’s sleep in Frankfort, this profile fits.
RSO Vape Cartridge — $49.99
1 Gram | 900mg+ total cannabinoids | 510-thread universal battery
| Cannabinoid | Percentage | Why Vape? |
|---|---|---|
| CBD | 30% | Fast relief for breakthrough nausea during chemo at Presence Saints |
| CBG | 20% | Quick neuroprotective support when PTSD triggers hit |
| Delta-8 THC | 15% | Immediate pain blunting for acute flare-ups |
| THCa | 10% | Auto-decarbs at 400-450°F—every puff delivers fresh THC |
| CBN | 10% | Rapid sleep onset when insomnia strikes after a shift at CenterPoint Energy |
| CBC | 10% | Fast anti-inflammatory action for arthritis attacks |
Onset: 1-2 minutes. Duration: 2-4 hours. Bioavailability: 10-35% [14]. When you can’t wait 45 minutes, this is your tool.
When to Use Each Format: Will County Scenarios
| Your Situation | Recommended Format | Why It Works for Will County |
|---|---|---|
| Chemo nausea hits fast | Vape | 1-2 minute onset before vomiting starts |
| Chronic pain through 12-hour shift | Sublingual raw | CBD+CBG+THCa anti-inflammatory, zero impairment for operating machinery in Joliet’s industrial corridor |
| Can’t sleep after work stress | Sublingual decarbed | 50mg CBN + 1,405mg activated THC = sedation comparable to traditional RSO |
| Anxiety before presentation at Argonne | Vape | 2-3 puffs for immediate calm without lingering psychoactivity |
| Arthritis flare after yardwork in Homer Glen | Sublingual + Vape combo | Sublingual for baseline, vape for breakthrough |
| PTSD nightmare prevention | Sublingual decarbed before bed | Colin’s personal protocol for severe PTSD |
| Driving to Chicago for specialist appointment | Sublingual raw | Safe, non-psychoactive, no DUI risk |
Competitive Landscape: What Will County Residents Should Know
OilWell RSO vs. Illinois Dispensary RSO
| Feature | Illinois Dispensary (e.g., THC-only) | OilWell RSO |
|---|---|---|
| Cannabinoids | THC only (~420mg per 0.5g) | 7 cannabinoids: CBD, CBG, Delta-8, THCa, Delta-9, CBN, CBC |
| Total Actives | 420mg THC | 16,590mg total cannabinoids |
| Access | Medical card or adult-use (21+) | Age 21+ ONLY, no card needed |
| Price per mg | ~$0.20-0.30/mg THC | ~$0.008/mg total cannabinoids |
| THCa Control | No—always psychoactive | YES—raw or decarbed at your choice |
| Terpenes | Often none | 5% live terpenes, 7 specific compounds |
| Delivery | Drive to dispensary (Joliet, Naperville) | Ship direct to your Will County door |
OilWell RSO vs. Online Hemp RSO
| Metric | Typical Hemp RSO | OilWell |
|---|---|---|
| Total Cannabinoids | 1,000mg (mostly CBD) | 16,590mg |
| CBG | 15mg | 3,000mg |
| Delta-8 THC | 0mg | 6,000mg |
| THCa | Minimal | 1,500mg (convertible to 1,315mg THC) |
| Psychoactive Option | No | YES—decarb to 1,405mg total THC |
| Price | $40-50 | $129.99 (but 16x more actives) |
For Will County’s budget-conscious families, the math is clear: our $129.99 bottle delivers more total cannabinoids than $800+ of dispensary product.
Condition-Specific Usage: Will County Health Context
Important disclaimer: These are informed contexts, not prescriptions. Not FDA-approved. Not a substitute for care at Presence Saints, Silver Cross, or any Will County provider. Consult your doctor.
Chemo-Related Nausea & Appetite (for patients at AMITA Health, Silver Cross)
- Pre-chemo: 0.5-1.0mL sublingual 1 hour before infusion. Delta-8’s antiemetic evidence [9] combines with delta-9’s established nausea relief [1][13].
- Breakthrough: 2-3 vape puffs during treatment. The 1-2 minute onset stops vomiting before it escalates.
- Post-chemo: 0.5mL every 6 hours. CBD buffers anxiety [3] while CBN aids sleep [16][17].
- Sleep: 1-2mL before bed delivers 25-50mg CBN—above the 20mg threshold in exploratory sleep research [17].
Chronic Pain (Fibromyalgia, Arthritis, Neuropathy)
Will County’s industrial workforce—factory workers in Joliet, warehouse staff in Bolingbrook—faces repetitive strain injuries.
- Daytime functional: 0.3-0.5mL raw sublingual. THCa inhibits COX-2 [12] like ibuprofen but without stomach damage. Beta-caryophyllene activates CB2 [24] for inflammation. Zero impairment for operating forklifts or driving routes.
- Nighttime: 0.5-1.0mL decarbed. Full THC activation plus 25-50mg CBN for sleep architecture.
- Breakthrough: Vape during acute flare-ups.
Sleep Disorders
Will County’s commute stress—45+ minutes to Chicago—fuels insomnia.
- Before bed: 1-2mL sublingual. At 2mL = 50mg CBN. We state clearly: CBN evidence is weak [16][17], but our customers report benefits at this dose. The 1,405mg total THC when decarbed provides sedation comparable to traditional RSO.
Anxiety & PTSD
Will County has a significant veteran population. Colin’s personal PTSD/benzo story resonates here.
- Daytime: 0.3mL raw. 150mg CBD + 100mg CBG + limonene terpene for anxiolytic support without high.
- Nighttime: 1.0mL decarbed. Full cannabinoid profile for severe anxiety’s physiological roots.
- Acute panic: Vape. Colin uses this when flashbacks hit.
Farm Bill Compliance: Legal for Will County
The 2018 Farm Bill legalized hemp-derived products with <0.3% delta-9 THC. Our sublingual oil contains only 90mg delta-9 THC total—3mg per mL—well under the limit.
THCa is the key: It’s not delta-9 THC at point of sale. You’re buying a non-psychoactive acidic precursor. The conversion happens at home, at your discretion. This is why we can ship to your door in Lockport, to your apartment in Bolingbrook, to your farm outside Wilmington—legally.
Your responsibility: Check Illinois law. We provide full COAs, receipts, and Farm Bill documentation. International customers (yes, we’ve shipped worldwide) accept customs risk. But within the U.S., this product moves legally because the law counts delta-9 THC at sale, not potential THC after you heat it.
Age requirement: 21+ only. We card upon delivery in Will County and require adult signature.
ABC13 Houston: Media Validation That Crosses State Lines
Between 2019-2023, ABC13 (KTRK) Houston featured Colin and OilWell in seven news segments. Why does this matter for Will County? Because Houston is America’s 4th-largest city, and ABC13 is a major-market ABC affiliate. Their editorial judgment—that Colin is the go-to cannabis authority—doesn’t require you to trust our marketing. It’s independently verified.
The coverage arc:
- 2019: CBD business boom. Colin’s foundational quote: “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil.”
- 2021: Delta-8 investigation. Steve Campion’s iconic exchange: “Maybe you want to get high.” Colin’s radical honesty aired uncensored.
- 2021: $35,000 in free product for COVID vaccination. Community action documented.
- 2021: Delta-8 ban. Colin removed products BEFORE enforcement, warned competitors shipping Schedule I narcotics unknowingly.
- 2022: Biden pardon. Colin revealed personal marijuana conviction history—transforming every prior quote into lived experience.
- 2023: “Renaissance” framing. Growing hemp on camera, explaining industry transformation.
Five different reporters sought Colin out over four years. That consistency—that multiple journalists independently chose him as the expert voice—means something. For Will County residents wary of cannabis marketing noise, this is a credibility signal from a disinterested third party.
Delivery to Will County: How You Get It
Houston Same-Day (Not Relevant, But Shows Scale)
We operate America’s only same-day RSO delivery service in Houston, with free delivery to the Texas Medical Center (10 million patient visits/year). That infrastructure—built for patients who need medication now—informs how we ship to Will County.
Shipping to Will County
For Joliet, Bolingbrook, Naperville, Plainfield, Romeoville, Lockport, and all Will County:
- USPS Priority Mail: 2-3 business days to your door. Discreet packaging—no cannabis logos.
- FedEx/UPS Ground: 3-5 days, tracking provided.
- Signature required: Age 21+ must be present. We card.
- Temperature-stable packaging: Summer heat won’t degrade product en route to your doorstep.
- Documentation included: COAs, Farm Bill compliance letter, receipt for your records.
No medical card needed. No dispensary visit. No Illinois state tracking. For Will County residents who value privacy or who live in areas where the nearest dispensary is a 45-minute drive, this is accessibility in action.
International Shipping
We’ve delivered to Europe, Australia, Asia. The THCa legal framework makes it possible. If you’re a Will County resident with family overseas who needs RSO, we can help them too—with full customs documentation and COAs.
Open-Source Formulas: Will County’s Right to Know
The Sublingual Oil Recipe (Make It Yourself)
| Ingredient | Amount | Where to Source (DIY) |
|---|---|---|
| CBD distillate | 4,500mg | Hemp processor, COA required |
| CBG isolate | 3,000mg | Reputable cannabinoid supplier |
| Delta-8 THC distillate | 6,000mg | Lab-tested, <0.3% delta-9 |
| THCa isolate | 1,500mg | Ensure acidic form, heat-sensitive |
| Delta-9 THC distillate | 90mg | Keep under 0.3% total by weight |
| CBN isolate | 750mg | Sleep research is weak; your call |
| CBC isolate | 750mg | Neurogenesis plausibility |
| Live terpene blend | 5% | Cannabis-derived, full spectrum |
| Organic MCT oil | QS to 30mL | Food-grade carrier |
Instructions: Combine all cannabinoids and terpenes in MCT oil at 37°C (98.6°F) to preserve THCa. Stir until fully dissolved. Bottle in amber glass with graduated dropper. Store refrigerated to slow THCa degradation.
Cost to DIY: ~$60-80 in ingredients if buying in bulk. Our $129.99 price reflects small-batch production, third-party testing, and the labor of formulation. If you can afford convenience and quality assurance, buy from us. If you can’t, make it. We win either way.
Bentley’s Golden Paste (The Original Open-Source)
We published this before RSO—because the principle matters more than profit.
For Will County pet owners facing euthanasia: Mix ½ cup organic turmeric, 1 cup water, ⅓ cup coconut oil, 1-2 tsp black pepper, and CBD oil (size-appropriate). Cook to paste. Give with food. Bentley walked again. It might save your companion too.
Safety & Testing: What Will County Should Demand
Solvent-Free Production
No naphtha. No isopropyl. No butane. We blend purified cannabinoid distillates in organic MCT oil. This eliminates the #1 safety risk of traditional RSO.
Third-Party Lab Testing (COAs Available)
Every batch tested for:
- Potency: HPLC/UHPLC confirms ±2% accuracy on all 7 cannabinoids
- Heavy metals: ICP-MS screens arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury (below FDA limits)
- Pesticides: 400+ compounds via LC-MS/MS and GC-MS/MS
- Residual solvents: Headspace GC confirms <5,000 ppm (FDA Class 3)
- Microbials: E. coli, Salmonella, Aspergillus screening
Request COAs: [email protected] or (832) 416-2816. We’ll send the full panel for your batch.
Warnings for Will County
- Impairment: Decarbed product causes psychoactive effects. Do not drive or operate machinery. Illinois DUI laws apply.
- Drug tests: Decarbed THCa becomes delta-9 THC. You will fail workplace drug screens. Raw THCa may not, but we cannot guarantee test outcomes. If you’re subject to testing at Will County employers (warehouses, schools, healthcare), use raw only or abstain.
- Pregnancy: NCCIH advises against cannabis use during pregnancy [1]. We echo that.
- Children: Keep all products locked away. Pediatric exposure is a medical emergency.
- Interactions: CBD affects liver enzymes [6]. If you’re on medications metabolized by CYP450 (common for heart, seizure, psychiatric drugs), consult your Will County physician before use.
- Mental health: High-concentration THC linked to psychosis, anxiety, depression in susceptible individuals [15]. If you have personal/family history of schizophrenia or bipolar disorder, avoid high-THC activation.
The Evidence Hierarchy: How We Evaluate Claims for Will County
Our GENERAL KNOWLEDGE section applies a formal evidence weighting system:
- Human clinical trials (CBD for seizures is strongest)
- Systematic reviews/meta-analyses (delta-9 THC for chemo nausea has institutional support [1])
- NIH/NCCIH institutional summaries (baseline safety framework)
- Preclinical/mechanistic literature (most minor cannabinoids and terpenes live here)
What this means for Will County readers: When we say CBD has anxiolytic evidence [3], we mean a 2024 meta-analysis of 316 participants. When we say CBN sleep evidence is weak [16], we mean a 2021 review found zero clinical trials with validated measures. We don’t oversell.
We don’t claim our RSO cures cancer. We claim it contains 16,590mg of defined cannabinoids at specific ratios, each with documented pharmacology, in a solvent-free, lab-tested product that you can legally purchase and activate at your discretion. That’s what the evidence supports.
Practical Takeaways for Will County
- CBD and delta-9 THC have the strongest human data. Our formula includes both—CBD at therapeutic levels, delta-9 at legal baseline.
- Delta-8 THC is psychoactive and pharmacologically real, but less studied than delta-9. We include it for entourage potential [20][29], not as a “mild” THC.
- THCa is the innovation. Its chemistry changes with heat—this is a feature, not a bug, for Will County residents who need functional daytime use.
- CBG, CBN, CBC are promising but clinically immature. We’re betting on the science, not guaranteeing outcomes.
- Terpenes add sensory complexity and plausible bioactivity, but robust human entourage proof is limited [20][29].
Call to Action: Will County, This Is Your RSO
You’ve read the history. You’ve seen the evidence. You know the formula. Here’s what to do:
If you’re ready to try RSO:
- Order the RSO Sublingual Oil for sustained relief: oilwellcbd.com/product/rick-simpson-oil-rso-sublingual-oil/
- Add the Vape Cartridge for breakthrough moments: oilwellcbd.com/product/1-gram-rick-simpson-oil-rso-vape/
- Call us: (832) 416-2816. We’ll answer your questions about decarboxylation, dosing, or drug testing.
If you can’t afford $129.99:
- Use the open-source formula above. Source ingredients, make it yourself. The recipe is yours.
If you’re overwhelmed:
- Start with the GENERAL KNOWLEDGE section. Read the evidence for your condition. Talk to your Will County doctor. Email us: [email protected]. We’ll send COAs, research summaries, or just listen.
If you’re skeptical:
- Good. Skepticism is healthy. Read the ABC13 features. Verify our claims. Check our Google rating. Ask us hard questions. We’ll answer directly because Bentley’s story taught us that honesty saves lives.
Final Word: Why We Built This for Will County
Rick Simpson gave oil away free because he believed suffering people deserved access. We can’t give it away free— labs, testing, and legal compliance cost real money. But we can give away the knowledge, publish the formula, and ship a product that meets medical-grade standards to your door in Joliet, Bolingbrook, Naperville, or anywhere Will County cannabis laws allow.
From McAllen’s border violence to Bentley’s ball to the labs of Baylor College of Medicine to your kitchen table in Will County—this is RSO reimagined. Not as snake oil. Not as hope. As a tool. One that 29 peer-reviewed citations, seven ABC13 features, and a decade of formulation for a dog who lived to 20 years old say might help you decide what’s right or wrong for you.
That’s the mission. That’s the promise. That’s OilWell RSO for Will County.
Order now: oilwellcbd.com/thca-rick-simpson-oil-rso-by-oilwell-cannabis-of-houston-texas/
Call: (832) 416-2816
Email: [email protected]
Visit: 810 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX 77006 (10 AM – 7 PM Mon-Thu, 10 AM – 10 PM Fri-Sat, 10 AM – 4 PM Sun)
Will County, we’re here. And we’re not going anywhere.
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