Indoor High THCa Flower

Han Solo Top-Shelf High THCa Flower

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Han Solo Burger THCa Flower — OilWell Cannabis' Premium Indica-Dominant Powerhouse for Deep Sleep, Pain Relief, and the Kind of Night That Erases the Day

There are strains you smoke, and there are strains you feel all the way down to the floor. Han Solo Burger THCa Flower lives firmly in the second category — an indoor-cultivated, indica-dominant hybrid built at 28.14% THCa by combining two genetic heavyweights, GMO Cookies and Larry OG, into a flower that is dense, gassy, and unapologetically heavy. The buds arrive deep green, frosted in trichomes, streaked with warm orange pistils, and they smell like someone peppered a herb garden and parked a diesel truck in the middle of it. If you have been searching for a flower that will actually help you shut your brain off at 2 AM, or that will let your back unclench after twelve hours of physical labor, or that will quiet a chronic pain flare-up without another prescription, this is the one. Han Solo Burger THCa Flower is grown indoors at our Houston facility, hand-cured to preserve the full terpene load, and shipped Farm Bill compliant to your door — same-day across the 60-mile Houston radius, nationwide compliant shipping everywhere else.

The Genetics Behind the Galactic Name

Han Solo Burger didn't get its name from a marketing team. It got it from the lineage. On one side, GMO Cookies — a Chemdawg × Girl Scout Cookies cross famous for its savory, almost garlic-onion funk, its thick resin production, and a body load so heavy that experienced users have called it "an edible disguised as flower." On the other side, Larry OG — an OG Kush × SFV OG cross (sometimes called Lemon Larry) prized for its lemony-pine fuel, its dense bud structure, and its brutally effective evening sedation. Cross them and you get a flower that brings GMO's gassy, peppered, deeply narcotic weight together with Larry's lemon-pine bite and OG heritage. The result is an indica-dominant hybrid that tastes like cracked black pepper over lemon zest, looks like a frost-covered pinecone, and behaves like a 30mg melatonin tablet — except it doesn't leave you groggy in the morning, because you are not overloading GABA receptors; you are engaging the endocannabinoid system, modulating inflammation, and downregulating the stress response through a completely different biological pathway.

This is a strain for the second half of the day. It is for people whose body hurts when they lie down. It is for veterans whose PTSD flares at night. It is for Houston's oil & gas shift workers coming off 14-hour rigs. It is for anyone who has tried Ambien, hated the next-day fog, and is looking for something that actually works without the dependency profile of a benzodiazepine or a Z-drug. Han Solo Burger THCa Flower is not a recreational novelty. It is a tool — built by a company that was built by a paralyzed pitbull who needed CBD to walk again, and refined over a decade of pharmaceutical-grade pet R&D that taught us what full-spectrum, properly-cured, properly-tested cannabis can actually do when it is treated like medicine instead of a commodity.

THCa 28.14% — Premium Tier, Decarboxylated Into Real Delta-9 THC When You Heat It

Every Han Solo Burger bud in your jar carries a verified 28.14% THCa content by dry weight — that places it squarely in our Premium Tier (28–34% THCa), the potency range we built for the experienced user and the serious medical patient who needs activated THC at therapeutic doses without burning through a quarter ounce a night. THCa (tetrahydrocannabinolic acid) is the acidic, non-psychoactive precursor to Delta-9 THC that the cannabis plant actually produces — about 95% of the THC in a fresh plant exists as THCa, not Delta-9. The molecular formula is C22H30O4, distinguished from Delta-9 (C21H30O2) by an extra carboxylic acid group (COOH).

When you apply heat — lighter, vaporizer, oven, decarbed edible — that COOH group cleaves off as CO2 and the molecule converts to Delta-9 THC. The conversion is not 100% efficient; published research puts decarboxylation efficiency at roughly 87.7% above 220°F. That is why a flower tested at 28.14% THCa delivers approximately 24.68% activated Delta-9 THC when consumed by combustion or vaporization. For dosing math, that means one full gram of Han Solo Burger decarbed and consumed gives you roughly 246.8mg of activated Delta-9 THC; half a gram gives you ~123.4mg; a quarter-gram session gives you ~61.7mg. That is real, pharmaceutical-grade Delta-9 potency — without crossing the legal line at the point of sale, because the raw product tests under the federal 0.3% Delta-9 THC threshold that defines a hemp product under the 2018 Farm Bill.

But here is the part most people never get told: THCa is not just an inactive THC precursor waiting to be heated. The 2023 and 2024 NIH research base has made it clear that raw THCa — consumed sublingually, in juice, in a cold edible, or swallowed without heat — is a potent therapeutic compound in its own right. Raw THCa acts through the TRPA1 receptor (Ki = 12.3 µM, a direct agonist), which is the same ion channel implicated in pain signaling, inflammation, and migraine pathways. NIH 2023 research demonstrated that THCa is responsible for the majority of the anti-inflammatory activity observed in cannabis extracts in colon inflammation models, working primarily through COX-2 inhibition — the same enzyme targeted by celecoxib and other NSAIDs, but without the cardiovascular and gut-lining side effects. NIH 2024 research identified THCa as a potent PPARγ receptor agonist, the receptor targeted by pioglitazone in type 2 diabetes and increasingly studied for neuroprotection — and the same study showed THCa actively protecting brain cells from oxidative stress. NIH 2023 mouse-model work found that THCa ameliorated Alzheimer's-like features in cognitive and pathological measures. You are getting both pathways in this flower. The raw cannabinoid payload if you choose to use it raw. The full psychoactive Delta-9 THC payload if you light it. Patient-controlled potency, no prescription, no qualifying condition, no gatekeeper. That is what the dual-pathway THCa science actually means for the person reading this page.

The Terpene Trinity — Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool, and Why It Matters

A flower's effects are not driven by THC percentage alone. The terpenes — the aromatic compounds that give cannabis its smell and modulate its pharmacology — can swing an experience from anxious to calm, from scattered to focused, from a body stone to a face-numbing cerebral high. Han Solo Burger's terpene profile is a purpose-built evening stack: β-Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Linalool, three of the most pharmacologically active terpenes in the cannabis encyclopedia, working in concert with the THCa payload.

β-Caryophyllene (BCP) — The Only Dietary Cannabinoid That Isn't a Cannabinoid. Caryophyllene holds a unique distinction in pharmacology: it is the only terpene known to directly bind to and activate the CB2 cannabinoid receptor — the receptor most associated with immune modulation and anti-inflammatory action — without producing any psychoactivity. It does this because BCP's molecular structure happens to fit the CB2 binding pocket in the same way CBD and THC do, but without engaging the CB1 receptor that causes the high. University of Arizona 2024 research (NIH-funded, Award R01AT011517) studied five terpenes head-to-head in mouse pain models and found BCP delivered meaningful pain-relevant effects on its own. Additional 2024 research has shown BCP reduces pro-inflammatory mediators including TNF-α, IL-1β, IL-6, and NF-κB, and that BCP+CBD combinations are MORE effective for skin inflammation than either compound alone. BCP is also neuroprotective through a CB2-mediated pathway distinct from THCa's PPARγ mechanism, giving Han Solo Burger two parallel neuroprotective tracks running simultaneously. Translation: the peppery, spicy, slightly clove-like note you smell when you crack the jar is doing real pharmacological work on the inflammation driving your joint pain, your post-surgical recovery, your autoimmune flare, or your arthritis. This is not flavor. This is medicine.

Limonene — The Johns Hopkins Validated Anxiety Modulator. Limonene is the terpene that gives citrus rinds their smell, and it is one of the most studied cannabis terpenes in the human literature. The 2024 Johns Hopkins University study (N=20, double-blind, placebo-controlled) was a landmark: it produced the first clinical proof of the cannabis entourage effect in a controlled human trial, demonstrating that THC combined with D-limonene reduced the "anxious/nervous" and "paranoid" subjective ratings by a remarkable 54.8% compared to THC alone. The companion Drexel University 2024 study confirmed the effect: 15mg of D-limonene combined with 30mg of THC produced statistically significant reductions in the anxious/nervous and paranoid feelings that often accompany higher-THC consumption. In Han Solo Burger, limonene does two things. First, it softens the THC edge — even at 28% THCa, the limonene load helps modulate the racing thoughts and heart-pounding anxiety that high-THC flower can trigger in sensitive users. Second, the 2024 limonene research base shows that limonene inhibits cell proliferation and induces apoptosis in colorectal cancer models, enhances conventional chemotherapy, and is anti-angiogenic — meaning it helps starve tumors of blood supply. The lemon-pepper note in this strain is not a flavor accident. It is an anxiolytic, anti-inflammatory, potentially anti-cancer agent doing pharmacological work alongside the THC.

Linalool — The Lavender Molecule That Helps You Sleep. Linalool is the dominant terpene in lavender, and it has been studied for decades in the aromatherapy and perioperative medicine literatures. The 2024 research base on linalool is striking: it interacts with GABA receptors in a way that promotes relaxation (the same receptor system benzos hijack, but through a botanical, non-addictive mechanism), and clinical observation has shown that post-surgery patients inhaling linalool-rich lavender oil required significantly less morphine for post-op pain control. Linalool has also shown positive outcomes on nerve pain (neuropathic pain is one of the most difficult pain categories to treat with conventional pharmaceuticals), and early-stage research suggests it may help reverse pathological hallmarks of Alzheimer's disease. In Han Solo Burger — a strain bred for sleep, evening use, and deep body relaxation — linalool is the sedative backbone. It is why this strain makes you yawn, makes your eyelids heavy, makes the chronic pain recede enough that you can finally stop thinking about it. The floral note at the back end of the aroma is not decorative. It is a GABA-modulating anxiolytic helping you cross the line from awake-and-hurting to asleep-and-healing.

Together, these three terpenes are not just a flavor profile. They are a formulated therapeutic stack: caryophyllene hitting CB2 for pain and inflammation, limonene smoothing the THC edge and contributing its own anti-proliferative and anxiolytic effects, and linalool engaging GABA-driven sedation to put the body into a parasympathetic recovery state. Add the THCa payload, the small amount of other cannabinoids present in full-spectrum flower (CBC for neurogenesis, CBG for anxiety and MRSA defense, CBD for FAAH inhibition and anandamide boost), and you have a flower whose entourage effect — the synergistic interaction of cannabinoids and terpenes working together — is greater than the sum of its parts. Full-spectrum beats isolate. The 2024 Johns Hopkins data proved it clinically. This flower is full-spectrum by design.

Activated THC Dosing — How Much Han Solo Burger to Use

Because the legal product in this jar is THCa (the acidic precursor), the actual psychoactive dose you receive depends on how much you consume and how you consume it. Here is the math, calibrated to the COA on the jar and the 87.7% decarboxylation efficiency:

  • Microdose (cannabinoid-naive, daytime anxiety or low-grade pain): 0.05–0.10g vaporized ≈ 12–25mg activated THC. Subtle mood lift, soft body relaxation, no impairment at the low end.
  • Standard dose (experienced user, evening relaxation, sleep onset): 0.15–0.25g vaporized ≈ 37–62mg activated THC. Clear body high, mood elevation, sedation beginning in 60–90 minutes.
  • Therapeutic dose (chronic pain, severe insomnia, PTSD nightmares): 0.30–0.50g vaporized ≈ 74–123mg activated THC. Deep body stone, full sedation, 4–8 hour symptom control window.
  • Heavy dose (treatment-resistant conditions, experienced high-tolerance users only): 0.50–1.0g ≈ 123–247mg activated THC. Use with caution and experience.

For sleep onset specifically, our recommended protocol is 0.3–0.5g vaporized 60–90 minutes before bed. This delivers approximately 74–123mg of activated Delta-9 THC, which — combined with the linalool-driven GABA modulation and the caryophyllene-driven anti-inflammatory action — gives the body a real therapeutic window to fall asleep, stay asleep, and wake up without pharmaceutical grogginess. For chronic pain protocols (cancer pain, neuropathy, fibromyalgia, post-surgical recovery), we recommend 0.25g every 4–6 hours as needed, titrated up by 0.05g increments until the symptom is controlled. Always start low. THCa flower is more potent by weight than most people expect, especially the first time.

For edible preparation, decarb the flower in an oven at 240°F for 40 minutes (this drives off the COOH and converts THCa to Delta-9), then infuse into butter or MCT oil at 180°F for 2–4 hours. One gram of decarbed Han Solo Burger (~247mg activated THC) infused into one stick of butter gives you approximately 20mg THC per tablespoon — a standard edible dose. Strain the plant material out, refrigerate the butter, and use it in any recipe.

Who Han Solo Burger Is Built For

This is a strain with a specific job. It is built for the person who needs the day to end. Specifically:

  • Chronic insomnia sufferers who have cycled through melatonin, doxylamine, trazodone, Ambien, and Lunesta and want a botanical option that does not carry a dependency profile or a next-day fog. The linalool + activated THC + caryophyllene combination supports natural sleep architecture without suppressing REM the way many pharmaceutical hypnotics do.
  • Chronic pain patients managing arthritis, fibromyalgia, neuropathy, post-surgical recovery, cancer pain, or treatment-resistant back and joint pain. The caryophyllene (CB2 anti-inflammatory) and limonene (anxiolytic and anti-nociceptive) work alongside the THC for multi-pathway analgesia — the same multi-pathway approach the National Academy of Sciences 2017 report (which reviewed 17,722 studies) called out for "substantial evidence" of cannabis pain relief.
  • Veterans and trauma survivors with PTSD who experience hyperarousal, nightmares, and sleep disruption. The deep evening relaxation, combined with the anxiolytic limonene and the sedative linalool, makes Han Solo Burger a strong candidate for nighttime PTSD symptom management. OilWell's PEACE Gummies were developed from founder Colin Valencia's personal experience with PTSD and benzo withdrawal; Han Solo Burger occupies the same evening, body-relief, let-the-day-go mission.
  • Houston oil & gas, construction, and shift workers coming off brutal 12–14 hour days with sore muscles, joint inflammation, and an inability to wind down.
  • Experienced cannabis users with higher tolerance who want a real indica-dominant flower that delivers at 28% THCa without being a one-trick-THC pony — the terpene stack makes this flower noticeably more sophisticated than generic high-THC bulk flower.

Who Han Solo Burger is not for: daytime users who need to stay functional, people with THC sensitivity or anxiety disorders triggered by psychoactive cannabinoids (consider our CBD or CBG-forward options instead), anyone taking medications metabolized through the CYP450 enzyme system without first consulting a physician (THC and CBD both inhibit CYP3A4; CBD inhibits CYP2C19, affecting clobazam and many other medications).

Handmade in Houston — The Craft and the Quality Behind the Jar

Every gram of Han Solo Burger THCa Flower in your hand was grown, harvested, cured, and packaged inside our Houston, Texas facility at 810 Richmond Avenue in the Montrose district. We are not a brand that contracts its cultivation to the lowest bidder and slaps a label on the result. We are a handmade, small-batch, in-house, made-to-order cannabis company that controls every step of the chain from clone to cure. Our cultivation standard is the same one that has earned us a 4.9-star rating across 230+ verified Google reviews over 7+ years and a near-perfect compliance record under Texas DSHS regulation.

Han Solo Burger is grown indoors under full-spectrum LED lighting optimized across 380–780nm, with UV-B supplementation to push trichome production up by approximately 30%, precision PAR mapping at 600–900 PPFD during flower, and a strict 12/12 light cycle tailored to the strain. Climate control holds the room at 68–75°F during the day and 60–68°F at night, with relative humidity at 45–55%, CO2 enrichment at 1200–1500 ppm, and VPD management through strategic airflow. We grow in living soil — mycorrhizal networks, beneficial bacteria, compost tea applications, cover cropping — with zero synthetic nutrients. The result is a plant that expresses its full genetic potential, with a terpene profile and cannabinoid expression that hydro-fed commodity flower cannot match.

Harvest timing is determined by trichome analysis under magnification: 70–80% cloudy, 20–30% amber, with strain-specific pistil maturation and fade monitoring. After harvest, the flower goes into our 60-day minimum cure at 60°F and 60% relative humidity, with daily burping in the first two weeks to off-gas residual moisture and chlorophyl, and nitrogen-flushed packaging at cure completion to lock in the terpene load. This is not a 7-day quick cure rushed to market. This is a slow, deliberate, terpene-preserving cure that takes real time and real attention — the same standard that Bentley's veterinary formulas taught us matters when the difference between 60 days and 7 days is the difference between medicine and grass.

Every batch of Han Solo Burger is third-party tested through our 14-point verification suite: HPLC/UHPLC potency profiling (cannabinoids quantified to ±2%), ICP-MS heavy metals screening (arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury below FDA detection limits), LC-MS/MS and GC-MS/MS pesticide screening (400+ compounds), headspace GC residual solvent analysis (FDA Class 3 limits, <5,000 ppm), microbial screening (E. coli, Salmonella, Aspergillus), GC-MS terpene profiling, 24-month stability validation, and water activity testing. The Certificate of Analysis (COA) is available on every product page. When we put a number on the jar — 28.14% THCa — that number is verified by an independent lab, not by us. Our founder told ABC13 in 2019, "I'm not trying to sell people snake oil. I'm not trying to sell people hope. There's enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of." That quote is on the wall at 810 Richmond. That is the standard this flower is held to.

Compliance leadership matters here too. When Texas reclassified Delta-8 THC as a Schedule 1 substance in October 2021, we pulled every Delta-8 product off our shelves immediately — before customers even knew the law had changed — and warned the rest of the industry about the unintended consequences. ABC13 quoted us at the time: "I'm not going to lose my customers, and businesses are going to want our expertise on how to continue thriving in the industry." That same standard — legal precision, no gray area, no half-truths — governs every Han Solo Burger jar we ship.

Specifications & Pricing

Strain: Han Solo Burger (GMO Cookies × Larry OG) — Indica-Dominant Hybrid
THCa Content: 28.14% (verified by independent third-party COA)
Tier: Premium (28–34% THCa range)
Cultivation: Indoor, living soil, full-spectrum LED, UV-B enhanced
Cure: 60-day minimum slow cure at 60°F / 60% RH
Dominant Terpenes: β-Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool
Format: Hand-trimmed flower buds
Compliance: 2018 Farm Bill compliant (<0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight)
Testing: 14-point verification, COA on file

Pricing & Sizes:

  • 3.5g — $39.99 ($11.43/g) — starter size, sample a new strain
  • 7g — $74.99 ($10.71/g) — quarter ounce, value tier
  • 14g — $134.99 ($9.64/g) — half ounce, regular user
  • 28g — $229.99 ($8.21/g) — full ounce, best per-gram value

Annual pharmaceutical cost comparison (sleep + pain, the two use cases this flower addresses): Ambien (zolpidem) runs $150–$300/month at retail, or roughly $1,800–$3,600/year — with a documented dependency profile and next-day cognitive impairment. Lyrica (pregabalin) for fibromyalgia and neuropathic pain runs $300–$600/month, or $3,600–$7,200/year, with dizziness, weight gain, and suicidal ideation risk. Benzodiazepines for sleep-related anxiety run $100–$300/month or $1,200–$3,600/year — with fatal withdrawal risk. A full ounce of Han Solo Burger at $229.99, used responsibly at 0.3g/night for symptom control, lasts roughly 93 nights — approximately 3 months of therapeutic evening use for under $230. The math is not subtle.

Houston Same-Day Delivery & Nationwide Compliant Shipping

Han Solo Burger THCa Flower is available for in-store pickup at 810 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX 77006 (Montrose, free parking, open Mon–Thu 10–7, Fri–Sat 10–10, Sun 10–4) and for same-day delivery across the Houston metro within a 60-mile radius of the shop:

  • Zone 1 (Texas Medical Center, Montrose, Midtown, Museum District, Rice Village): FREE delivery, 2–4 hours
  • Zone 2 (Inner Loop Houston — Heights, EaDo, West U, Bellaire): $5 delivery, 2–4 hours
  • Zone 3 (Houston Metro inside Beltway 8): $10 delivery, 3–5 hours
  • Zone 4 (Greater Houston Suburbs — Katy, Sugar Land, Pearland, Cypress, Spring, The Woodlands): $15 delivery, 4–6 hours
  • Zone 5 (Extended 60-mile radius — Galveston, Conroe, Tomball, Beaumont within range): $20–$25 delivery, same-day if ordered before 2 PM

Beyond 60 miles? We ship Farm Bill compliant cannabis products to every state, every city, every country on every continent where the destination allows it — discreet, tracked, and shipped within 2–5 business days. Wholesale and bulk pricing (QP, HP, full pound) is available for licensed retailers, dispensaries, and formulators.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is THCa and how is it different from regular Delta-9 THC?
THCa (tetrahydrocannabinolic acid) is the natural, acidic form of THC produced by the cannabis plant. Its molecular formula is C22H30O4, with an extra carboxylic acid group that makes it non-psychoactive in its raw state. When heated above approximately 220°F — by smoking, vaping, or decarboxylating in an oven — that acid group drops off as CO2 and the molecule converts to Delta-9 THC (C21H30O2), which is psychoactive. This is why THCa flower is legal under the 2018 Farm Bill (the raw plant material tests under 0.3% Delta-9 THC) but produces full Delta-9 THC effects when you actually consume it the traditional way. THCa also has its own raw therapeutic effects — anti-inflammatory through COX-2 inhibition, neuroprotective through PPARγ receptor activation — that you can access by consuming the raw flower in juice or cold preparations without heating it.

Is Han Solo Burger THCa Flower legal in Texas?
Yes. Han Solo Burger THCa Flower is derived from federally legal hemp (containing less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight) and is fully compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill and current Texas hemp regulations. It is sold as a legal hemp product, not a marijuana product. You must be 21 or older to purchase. The legal status is verified through our 14-point third-party testing suite on every batch. We will not sell anything in a gray area — when the law changes, we pull product immediately, as we did with Delta-8 in October 2021.

What terpenes are in Han Solo Burger and what do they do?
The dominant terpenes are β-Caryophyllene (the peppery, spicy terpene that directly activates the CB2 receptor for anti-inflammatory and pain relief), Limonene (the citrus terpene that Johns Hopkins 2024 research showed reduces THC-induced anxiety by up to 54.8% and contributes its own anti-proliferative effects), and Linalool (the floral, lavender-like terpene that modulates GABA receptors for relaxation and has been shown to reduce post-surgical opioid requirements in clinical observation). Together they form a formulated evening stack: anti-inflammatory + anxiolytic + sedating, working alongside the THCa for a true entourage effect rather than a one-note THC experience.

How much Han Solo Burger should I use to start?
If you are new to high-THCa flower or have a lower tolerance, start with 0.05–0.10 grams vaporized (one small bowl or a few pulls from a dry-herb vaporizer). That delivers approximately 12–25mg of activated Delta-9 THC after decarboxylation, which is enough to feel the effects without being overwhelming. Wait 15–20 minutes to assess your response before consuming more. Experienced users with higher tolerance typically use 0.15–0.25g for standard evening relaxation and 0.3–0.5g for sleep onset or chronic pain. Always start low, especially if you have not consumed legal hemp flower before — the legal status does not reduce the potency.

Will Han Solo Burger THCa Flower make me fail a drug test?
Yes, almost certainly. When you heat and consume THCa flower, it converts to Delta-9 THC in your body — the same Delta-9 THC that standard drug tests (urine, blood, hair) are designed to detect. Even though the raw product is legal hemp, the metabolites your body produces after combustion or vaporization are identical to those produced by marijuana consumption. If you are subject to workplace drug screening, probation testing, athletic testing, or any other THC screening, do not consume this product. The legal status of the flower does not change the biological reality of what your body produces after you heat it.

What is the best way to consume Han Solo Burger THCa Flower?
The most popular methods are: (1) Dry-herb vaporization at 380–420°F — this decarboxylates the THCa efficiently, preserves the most terpenes, eliminates combustion byproducts, and gives you the cleanest therapeutic effect. (2) Traditional combustion in a pipe, bong, or hand-rolled joint — fully effective, fastest onset (1–2 minutes), but produces smoke and combustion byproducts. (3) Decarboxylated edible preparation — oven at 240°F for 40 minutes, then infused into butter or oil for homemade edibles. Slower onset (45–90 minutes) and longer duration (6–8 hours), useful for sleep protocols. Avoid combustion if you have respiratory conditions; vaporization delivers the same activated THC with significantly less lung irritation.

How fast is Houston same-day delivery?
Orders placed before 2 PM Central Time, Monday through Saturday, are eligible for same-day delivery within our 60-mile Houston service radius. Inner Loop and TMC deliveries typically arrive within 2–4 hours; Greater Houston Suburbs within 4–6 hours. Orders placed after 2 PM will be delivered the following morning. We deliver 7 days a week, and we will text you a tracking link when your driver is en route. All deliveries are discreet, professional, and require a valid 21+ ID at the door.

Is this flower tested? Where can I see the COA?
Yes — every batch of Han Solo Burger is third-party tested through our 14-point verification suite, including HPLC potency profiling, heavy metals screening (arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury), 400+ compound pesticide screening, residual solvent analysis, microbial screening (E. coli, Salmonella, Aspergillus), and terpene profiling. The Certificate of Analysis (COA) is available on the product page and is linked on every jar label. The 28.14% THCa number on this page is the COA-verified figure, not a marketing claim. If we cannot prove it with a lab result, we do not put it on the label.

Disclaimer

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21 or older to purchase. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Consult a physician before use if you are pregnant, nursing, or taking medication.