Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Macoupin County, Illinois: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis

If you’re reading this from Carlinville, Staunton, or anywhere across the rolling farmland of Macoupin County, you’re probably looking for honest answers about Rick Simpson Oil. Maybe you heard about RSO through a friend at the feed store, or while waiting at the Macoupin County Courthouse, or from a neighbor dealing with chronic pain after years of hard work. Maybe you’re a veteran who served our country and came home to Gillespie or Virden, searching for alternatives to the pills that never quite fit. Maybe you’re a caregiver in Bunker Hill, trying to help a loved one through cancer treatment when the options feel impossibly limited.

We get it. We’ve been there—not here in Macoupin County specifically, but in the same place you’re in now: searching for something real when the conventional path runs out.

We’re OilWell Cannabis, and we’ve spent years building something different. Not snake oil. Not hype. Just real formulas, real science, and real transparency. We publish every ingredient, every milligram, every percentage—for everyone to see, including our friends in Macoupin County. If you can’t afford our products, we’ll show you exactly how to make them yourself. That’s not a marketing line. That’s how we operate.

This guide is for you, Macoupin County. It’s everything we know about RSO, adapted to your rural Illinois reality, your agricultural heritage, and your community’s specific needs.

Understanding Rick Simpson Oil: From Nova Scotia to Macoupin County

Who Rick Simpson Was (And Why It Matters Here)

Rick Simpson wasn’t a doctor. He wasn’t a scientist. He was a power engineer from Nova Scotia—a tradesman, not unlike the farmers and laborers who built Macoupin County’s economy on coal and corn. In 1997, Simpson fell from scaffolding at a hospital, suffered a serious head injury, and found himself trapped in a cycle of medications that didn’t work. When he asked his doctor about cannabis, the doctor refused to help. Sound familiar? In rural Illinois, we’ve all heard stories of people whose pain was dismissed, whose questions about alternatives went unanswered.

Simpson’s pivotal moment came in 2003, when he claimed concentrated cannabis oil removed three bumps on his arm that were diagnosed as basal cell carcinoma. No biopsy confirmation. No clinical documentation. Just his personal testimony. That testimony launched a global movement, but it’s critical to understand: Simpson’s account is historically significant, not medically verified. The Macoupin County residents we serve deserve that honesty.

The 60-Gram Protocol: What Simpson Recommended

Simpson’s famous treatment plan called for consuming 60 grams of oil over approximately 90 days:

• Week 1: Half a grain of rice-sized dose, three times daily (30-45mg total)
• Weeks 2-5: Double every four days, building to 1 gram per day
• Weeks 5-12: Maintain 1 gram daily (roughly 600-900mg of delta-9 THC daily)
• Administration: Primarily oral, with topical application for skin issues

Important context for Macoupin County readers: This protocol was designed for crude, unstandardized oil. At peak dosing, patients consumed 600-900mg of delta-9 THC daily—doses far exceeding anything studied clinically. The risks at those levels are real: severe intoxication, anxiety, tachycardia, and cannabis use disorder. For our neighbors in Macoupin County dealing with complex medical conditions, this matters. No one should attempt such a regimen without understanding these risks and consulting local healthcare providers—whether that’s Carlinville Area Hospital, a clinic in Mount Olive, or your trusted family doctor.

Traditional RSO vs. What We Make

Traditional RSO was nearly black, tar-like, made with naphtha or isopropyl alcohol, and destroyed almost all terpenes in the process. It was THC-dominant (60-90%) with no standardization—every batch different. No lab testing. No residual solvent screening.

Our formula is:

• Seven cannabinoids at specific, measured ratios
• Solvent-free production using organic MCT oil
• Third-party lab tested for potency, pesticides, heavy metals, microbes
• Live terpenes preserved at 5% with a defined seven-terpene profile
• Patient-controlled potency via preserved THCa
• 553mg of cannabinoids per mL in a 30mL bottle (16,590mg total)

For Macoupin County residents who value quality control—whether you’re checking soil pH for your crops or inspecting equipment at the grain elevator—this precision should resonate. You know the difference between guesswork and measurement. So do we.

The OilWell Story: How a Dog Named Bentley Changed Everything

From the Borderplex to the Texas Medical Center

Our founder, Colin Valencia, grew up in McAllen, Texas—right across from Reynosa, Mexico, in one of the most challenging border regions in America. He saw friends killed and imprisoned. He left home at sixteen. He could have gone dark, but he chose cannabis—not as an escape, but as a path forward.

Later, Colin became a trained software engineer who did custom development work for Baylor College of Medicine in Houston’s Texas Medical Center. That matters for Macoupin County because it means our formulas aren’t just passion projects—they’re built with medical-grade technical precision. When you’re treating serious conditions, that precision saves lives.

Bentley: The Miracle That Started It All

Bentley was Colin’s dog—family. When veterinarians said Bentley was paralyzed and should be euthanized, Colin refused. A rescue worker asked: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?” That question changed everything.

Colin created a CBD golden paste. Bentley got up. Walked. Brought his ball to play. From paralyzed to playing fetch. Dogs don’t respond to placebo. That wasn’t hope—it was chemistry working when pharmaceuticals failed.

Bentley lived ten more years, dying naturally at age twenty. Those ten years became Colin’s research lab. Every condition Bentley faced—neurodegeneration, dementia, glaucoma, crippling arthritis—drove Colin to understand how different cannabinoids work:

• CBG for neuroprotection
• THCa for inflammation via COX-2 pathways
• CBC for neurogenesis
• Beta-caryophyllene for CB2 activation
• Multi-pathway anti-inflammation combining CBD, CBG, and THCa

This is why our RSO has seven cannabinoids. Not because it sounds impressive, but because a single cannabinoid couldn’t keep Bentley alive. When your loved one in Macoupin County—maybe a veteran with PTSD, maybe a grandparent with arthritis—needs help, one compound often isn’t enough.

Colin’s Own Battle: PTSD and Benzo Addiction

Colin quit Xanax cold turkey using the same cannabinoid knowledge that saved Bentley. He created Peace Gummies during midnight experiments in benzo withdrawal. He still uses the vape form for his severe PTSD and insomnia.

This isn’t theory. This is lived experience. When we say we understand what you’re going through in Macoupin County—whether you’re a farmer with chronic back pain, a veteran with nightmares, or a caregiver watching someone suffer—we mean it. We’ve been in those trenches.

Seven ABC13 Features: Houston’s Authority Comes to Macoupin County

Between 2019 and 2023, ABC13 Houston featured Colin and OilWell Cannabis in seven major news segments. Five different reporters. Four years. Topics spanning business, law, medicine, community health, and politics. When Houston needed to explain Delta-8 to millions, they called Colin. When President Biden announced marijuana pardons, they called Colin—because he has a personal cannabis conviction history and could speak to what those pardons actually mean.

In October 2021, when Texas suddenly banned Delta-8 overnight, Colin removed all products before enforcement began and warned other operators who were unknowingly shipping Schedule I narcotics. That’s character under pressure.

In August 2021, OilWell gave away $35,000 in product—1,000 caviar pre-rolls—to encourage COVID vaccination in Houston. No political agenda. Just: “We want Houston to be as healthy as possible.”

This is the kind of recognition you can’t buy. It can only be earned. For Macoupin County residents who value integrity—who’ve seen promises broken and hype collapse—this matters.

The Science: What Each Cannabinoid Actually Does

Evidence Standards: Why We’re Different

Most cannabis companies cherry-pick studies. We don’t. Every claim below is tied to specific peer-reviewed research, ranked by evidence strength: human clinical trials first, then systematic reviews, then institutional summaries, then preclinical data. This is the same standard we’d apply if we were presenting at a medical conference in Springfield—not just selling at a farmers market in Brighton.

The Seven Cannabinoids in Our Formula

CBD (4,500mg in sublingual oil)

• Best evidence: Seizure disorders (FDA-approved Epidiolex) [2]
• Anxiety: 2024 meta-analysis showed significant anxiolytic signal but noted limited sample size [3]
• Pain: 2024 systematic review called results “promising but heterogeneous” [4]
• Safety: Can elevate liver enzymes; drug interactions possible [6]
• For Macoupin County: If you’re dealing with chronic pain from years of physical labor or anxiety that keeps you up at night, CBD is the most researched non-intoxicating option. But it’s not magic—it’s medicine with real limits.

CBG (3,000mg)

• Evidence: Mostly preclinical; human data sparse [7][8]
• Mechanisms: Interacts with CB receptors, alpha-2 adrenoceptors, 5-HT1A pathways
• Research areas: Neurologic disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, antibacterial activity
• For Macoupin County: We’re including CBG because the science is plausible and interesting, but we’re honest: this is emerging research, not proven therapy. Anyone claiming CBG “cures” anything is selling you short.

Delta-8 THC (6,000mg)

• Evidence: 2022 review found it’s a partial CB1 agonist, less potent than delta-9 [9]
• Safety concerns: 2023 review noted adverse events, quality control issues [10]
• For Macoupin County: This is psychoactive. It’s not “diet weed.” If you’re driving the backroads between Palmyra and Chesterfield, do not use this beforehand. It’s real medicine with real impairment risk.

THCa (1,500mg)

• The Macoupin County game-changer: This stays non-psychoactive until YOU decide to heat it. At 260°F for 45-60 minutes, it converts to ~1,315mg delta-9 THC. Add the existing 90mg, and you have ~1,405mg total delta-9—full traditional RSO potency, legally, because you control the activation.
• Raw benefits: Potential COX-2 anti-inflammatory and PPARγ neuroprotective effects without any high [12]
• For daytime use in Macoupin County: Take it raw before heading to work at the grain elevator or driving to Springfield. Zero impairment. For nighttime: decarb it and get full potency.

Delta-9 THC (90mg total)

• Evidence: Strongest for chemo nausea, HIV appetite loss, some pain [1][13]
• Risks: High doses linked to psychosis, anxiety, cannabis use disorder [15]
• Why so low in our formula: We give you the THCa precursor. You decide if and when to convert it. That’s patient control.

CBN (750mg)

• The sleep myth: Marketed heavily for sleep, but 2021 systematic review found zero clinical trials using validated sleep measures [16]
• 2024 update: Sleep literature still methodologically weak [17]
• Our dose: 750mg total; at 1mL you get 25mg (above the 20mg threshold some studies used); at 2mL you get 50mg (the level investigated in recent literature)
• For Macoupin County: We’re not promising CBN will knock you out. We’re saying the research is interesting, the dose is significant, and the safety profile is reasonable. Try it. See if it works for you.

CBC (750mg)

• Evidence: 2024 review found “distinct pharmacodynamics” but noted products are sold despite little efficacy/safety data [18]
• Research: Anti-inflammatory, gut motility, rodent analgesia, possible neurobiological effects [19]
• Bottom line: Another promising minor cannabinoid that needs more study.

The Entourage Effect: Real but Overhyped

The idea that cannabinoids and terpenes work better together is plausible and supported by preclinical studies [20][29]. But robust human proof is limited. We include seven cannabinoids and seven terpenes not because we have definitive proof they synergize perfectly, but because the hypothesis is scientifically credible and the individual compounds each have merit.

Our Seven Terpenes: What They Might Do

Limonene (citrus-bright): Review shows antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, cardioprotective potential [21]. But oxidized limonene can cause contact allergies [22].

Myrcene: Preclinical anxiolytic and anti-inflammatory [23], but human evidence is lacking. The “sedative” claim is ahead of the data.

Caryophyllene: The standout. Direct CB2 agonist [24]—unusual for a terpene. Strong anti-inflammatory signal in preclinical work.

Pinene: Brain-health potential [25], but cognition claims are still exploratory.

Linalool: Stress and mood preclinical data [26], but also a contact allergen when oxidized [22].

Humulene: 2024 scoping review found broad anti-inflammatory effects, even some cannabimimetic properties [27].

Terpinolene: Least studied of our profile [28]. Interesting but early.

What We Won’t Claim

• CBN is NOT a proven sleep aid
• Myrcene does NOT reliably sedate humans
• Terpenes do NOT have proven entourage effects in patients
• THCa is NOT always non-psychoactive (it converts)
• Delta-8 is NOT definitively safe because it’s hemp-derived

We tell you this because Macoupin County values straight talk. You don’t have time for snake oil. Neither do we.

The Formulas: What You’re Actually Buying

RSO Sublingual Oil — $129.99

This is our flagship product. It’s what Bentley’s ten-year journey built.

Specifications:

• 30mL bottle (1 fl oz)
• 16,590mg total cannabinoids (553mg/mL)
• Seven cannabinoids:
  • CBD: 4,500mg
  • CBG: 3,000mg
  • Delta-8 THC: 6,000mg
  • THCa: 1,500mg
  • Delta-9 THC: 90mg
  • CBN: 750mg
  • CBC: 750mg
• Live terpenes: 5% (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)
• Carrier: Organic MCT oil
• Dosing: Graduated dropper, 0.1mL increments
• Onset: 15-45 minutes (sublingual)
• Duration: 4-6 hours
• Bioavailability: 13-19%
• Doses per bottle: 40-60 depending on serving size

For Macoupin County residents:

• If you’re managing chronic pain from decades of farm work, this gives you sustained relief without constant redosing.
• If you’re dealing with anxiety that spikes during harvest season, the raw THCa option lets you stay functional.
• If you’re a veteran with PTSD who needs sleep, the CBN content is designed for nighttime use.
• If you’re a caregiver in Shipman helping someone through chemo, the anti-nausea properties of delta-8 and delta-9 are documented.

RSO Vape Cartridge — $49.99

For breakthrough moments. When you can’t wait 45 minutes.

Specifications:

• 1-gram cartridge
• 900mg+ total cannabinoids
• Same six-cannabinoid ratio as sublingual (slightly adjusted for vaping chemistry)
• 5%+ live terpenes
• 510-thread universal battery (works with standard vape batteries available throughout Macoupin County)
• Onset: 1-2 minutes
• Duration: 2-4 hours
• Bioavailability: 10-35%
• Auto-decarboxylation: THCa converts instantly at 400-450°F

For Macoupin County residents:

• For that sudden pain flare-up while you’re out checking fences near Lake Carlinville.
• For acute nausea during chemo treatment when you’re driving back from Springfield.
• For panic attacks that hit without warning. Two puffs, relief in minutes.

When to Use Which Format

How Macoupin County Residents Can Access Our Products

Nationwide Shipping to Macoupin County

We ship to every corner of Macoupin County—Carlinville, Staunton, Gillespie, Virden, Mount Olive, Bunker Hill, Palmyra, Shipman, and all the rural routes in between.

Shipping Details:

• Carrier: USPS Priority Mail (2-3 business days), FedEx/UPS Ground (3-5 days)
• Discreet packaging: No cannabis branding visible on the box
• Tracking: Provided for every order
• Temperature-stable packaging: Essential for those hot July days when you’re out in the bean fields
• Signature-required option: Available if you’re concerned about package security in rural areas

Your legal protection in Illinois:
Our products are Farm Bill compliant—less than 0.3% delta-9 THC at point of sale. Illinois law aligns with federal hemp regulations. You can legally possess and use these products throughout Macoupin County. We include full documentation, Certificates of Analysis (COAs), and receipts with every shipment.

Illinois Context: Why This Matters Locally

Macoupin County is rural Illinois. You don’t have a dispensary on every corner like Chicago. The nearest adult-use dispensary might be in Springfield (45+ miles) or Collinsville (near St. Louis). For someone in Standard City or Brushy Grove, that’s a significant drive—especially if you’re dealing with chronic pain, nausea, or limited mobility.

Our direct-to-consumer model eliminates that barrier. Order online. Ship to your door. No medical card required (unlike Illinois’ medical cannabis program). Just age 21+ verification.

Addressing Macoupin County’s Specific Health Challenges

Veterans: Macoupin County has a strong veteran community. Our Asshole Peach product (mentioned in our broader portfolio) is specifically favored by veterans for PTSD and pain. The RSO formula’s multi-cannabinoid approach addresses the complex symptom clusters many veterans face.

Agricultural workers: Decades of physical labor take a toll. Our raw THCa option lets you manage inflammation and pain during the day without impairment—critical when you’re operating machinery or working livestock.

Cancer patients: Many Macoupin County residents travel to Springfield’s Simmons Cancer Institute or St. Louis’s Siteman Cancer Center for treatment. Our sublingual oil provides chemo nausea support and can be shipped directly to your home, so you have it waiting when you return from a long treatment day.

Older adults: With a median age pushing 45 in Macoupin County, many residents face arthritis, sleep disorders, and chronic conditions. Our formula’s CBN content targets sleep, while the anti-inflammatory pathways help with joint pain.

Economic considerations: We know Macoupin County’s median household income is below state average. That’s why we publish our open-source formulas. If $129.99 isn’t feasible, we’ll show you how to source ingredients and make it yourself. We didn’t start this company to get rich—we started it because Bentley got up and walked.

How to Use Our RSO in Macoupin County Conditions

For Chemotherapy Support (e.g., traveling to Simmons Cancer Institute)

• Pre-chemo: 0.5-1.0mL sublingual 1 hour before treatment
• Acute nausea: 2-3 vape puffs for immediate relief
• Post-chemo: 0.5mL every 6 hours as needed
• Sleep: 1-2mL before bed (25-50mg CBN)

Evidence: Delta-8 and delta-9 THC have documented antiemetic effects [9][1][13]. CBD provides anxiety buffering [3].

For Chronic Pain (e.g., decades of farm work, mining injuries)

• Daytime: 0.3-0.5mL raw sublingual (non-psychoactive)
• Nighttime: 0.5-1.0mL decarboxylated sublingual
• Breakthrough: Vape as needed

Evidence: CBD and delta-9 THC show pain-modulating activity [4][13]. Beta-caryophyllene activates CB2 anti-inflammatory pathways [24]. THCa inhibits COX-2 [12].

For Sleep Disorders

• Before bed: 1-2mL sublingual (25-50mg CBN dose)
• Rationale: Delivers the dosage range investigated in recent sleep literature [16][17]

For Anxiety and Stress

• Daytime: 0.3mL raw sublingual (CBD + CBG, zero impairment)
• Nighttime: 1.0mL sublingual (full profile with CBN)

General Titration Principle for Macoupin County

Start low. Go slow. Begin with 0.25-0.5mL sublingual. Wait 2-3 hours. Assess effects. Increase gradually. Everyone’s different—body weight, metabolism, tolerance all matter. If you’re on other medications (common in older populations), consult your pharmacist in Carlinville or your doctor in Staunton.

Safety, Legal Compliance, and Macoupin County Resources

Legal Status in Illinois

Our products are legal under:

• 2018 Farm Bill (federal)
• Illinois Industrial Hemp Act (state)
• Contains <0.3% delta-9 THC at point of sale

You are responsible for understanding local laws. While our products ship legally to Macoupin County, you accept all customs and legal responsibility for international orders (not applicable for Illinois residents).

Medical Disclaimers (Required for Macoupin County Readers)

• Age: 21+ only
• FDA status: Not evaluated by FDA; not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease
• Consult healthcare providers: Especially important in Macoupin County where rural healthcare access can be limited. Talk to your doctor at Carlinville Area Hospital, your provider at the Macoupin County Public Health Department, or your specialist in Springfield.
• Impairment warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate vehicles or machinery (including tractors, combines, or any farm equipment) while using psychoactive dosages.
• Pregnancy/nursing: Consult physician
• Drug interactions: CBD and other cannabinoids can interact with medications. Your local pharmacist can help review interactions.
• Individual results vary: What works for your neighbor in Nilwood may differ for you.

Illinois-Specific Considerations

The Illinois Opioid Alternative Pilot Program allows patients to use cannabis instead of opioids for pain management. While our products are hemp-derived (not marijuana-program products), many Macoupin County residents are exploring cannabinoids as part of pain management strategies. If you’re part of this program, discuss our formula with your certifying physician.

The Complete OilWell Product Line (Beyond RSO)

While this guide focuses on RSO, Macoupin County residents should know our broader offerings:

Asshole Peach Gummy Rings — $39.99
Our best-seller, particularly favored by veterans for PTSD and pain relief. 268mg total cannabinoids per ring: delta-9, delta-8, delta-10, THCo, CBD, CBG.

Peace Gummies — $34.99
Born from Colin’s benzo withdrawal experience. 320mg total cannabinoids: CBN, delta-9, delta-8, CBD, CBG. Helps with sleep and recovery.

SWEETEMintz Sugar-Free Vegan Peppermint Hard Candy — $39.99
For diabetic and health-conscious residents. 28mg delta-9 Nano THC, 100mg Nano CBD, 50mg CBG. Zero sugar, 100% vegan.

Custom Creations
We formulate specific ratios and delivery formats for unique health needs. Vegans, diabetics, specific conditions—contact us. We’ve made custom blends for Illinois residents before.

Media Recognition: Why Macoupin County Can Trust Us

Seven ABC13 Features: The Full Record

We’ve been featured so often because we tell the truth—even when it’s uncomfortable. Here’s what Houston’s number-one news source documented:

September 2019: “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil… There’s enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of to give it a fair shot.” — This is our founding principle.

March 2021: “Pain comes in a lot of different forms.” — We helped launch another entrepreneur’s business because the mission is bigger than profits.

May 2021: When asked why someone would want Delta-8, Colin’s answer: “Maybe you want to get high.” Uncensored honesty on mainstream TV. No PR spin.

August 2021: We gave away $35,000 in product to encourage COVID vaccination in Houston. Coordinated with the city. No political strings. Just community health.

October 2021: When Texas banned Delta-8 overnight, we removed products BEFORE enforcement and warned competitors who were unknowingly shipping felonies. That’s leadership.

October 2022: Colin revealed his personal marijuana conviction history when covering Biden’s pardons. “I would love to see people not get hurt for this anymore.” This is personal.

April 2023: “Right now is a Renaissance… that should be enjoyed now.” We’re leading, not following.

What This Means for Macoupin County

Five different reporters chose us over four years. They didn’t have to. They could have called any cannabis company in Houston. They called us because we’re credible, accessible, and honest. For Macoupin County residents evaluating online cannabis companies, this third-party validation is crucial. We’re not hiding behind a website. We’re on ABC affiliate news, showing our faces, saying what we believe.

The Open-Source Formulas: For Macoupin County DIYers

We publish our exact formulas because Rick Simpson gave his oil away for free. If you can’t afford $129.99, we respect that. Here’s what you need to make our sublingual oil:

Cannabinoid Distillates/Isolates:

• CBD: 4,500mg
• CBG: 3,000mg
• Delta-8 THC: 6,000mg
• THCa: 1,500mg
• Delta-9 THC: 90mg
• CBN: 750mg
• CBC: 750mg

Carrier:

• Organic MCT oil to 30mL total volume

Terpenes:

• Live cannabis-derived terpenes: 5% (1.5mL)
• Profile: limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene

Equipment:

• Precision scale (±0.01g)
• Magnetic stirrer and hot plate
• Sterile 30mL amber glass bottles with droppers
• Oven-safe glass for decarboxylation (if desired)

Instructions:

1. Measure each cannabinoid precisely
2. Dissolve in warm MCT oil (100°F) with constant stirring
3. Add terpenes last (they’re volatile)
4. Bottle immediately
5. Store in cool, dark place

For Macoupin County makers: If you’re comfortable formulating your own fertilizers or animal supplements, you have the skills to do this. If not, buy from us. Either way, you get the same formula.

Bentley’s Original Golden Paste Recipe

We published this years before the RSO formulas—because the mission started with a dog:

• 1/2 cup organic turmeric powder
• 1 cup water
• 1/3 cup unrefined coconut oil
• 1-2 tsp freshly ground black pepper
• CBD oil (dose per pet weight; consult vet)

Instructions: Heat turmeric and water into paste (7-10 min). Add oil and pepper. Cool. Mix in CBD. Store refrigerated 2 weeks. Give with food.

Macoupin County pet owners—this works. Dogs don’t respond to placebo. Bentley proved it.

Delivery to Macoupin County: Getting Your Order

How to Order

Online: OilWellCBD.com
Phone: (832) 416-2816
Email: [email protected]
Address: 810 Richmond Avenue, Houston, TX 77006 (our licensed facility)

Shipping Times to Macoupin County

• Carlinville: 2-3 business days (Priority Mail)
• Staunton/Gillespie/Virden: 2-3 business days
• Rural routes: 3-5 business days (USPS Ground)
• Tracking: Always included

What You’ll Receive

Every Macoupin County order includes:

• Discreetly packaged product
• Printed Certificate of Analysis (COA)
• Receipt with batch numbers
• Instructions for raw and decarboxylated use
• Our direct contact information (real people answer)

Contact Us: Real People, Real Answers

Phone: (832) 416-2816
Email: [email protected]
Website: OilWellCBD.com
Instagram: @oilwellcbd

Business Hours:

• Monday-Thursday: 10 AM – 7 PM
• Friday-Saturday: 10 AM – 10 PM
• Sunday: 10 AM – 4 PM

If you’re calling from Macoupin County and get voicemail, leave a message. We return every call. We’re not a call center—we’re a small team in Houston that cares.

Final Thoughts for Macoupin County

Macoupin County is built on self-reliance, community, and straight talk. You grow the food that feeds the nation. You work hard. You help your neighbors. You don’t have time for nonsense.

We built OilWell Cannabis on those same values. Bentley’s story taught us that compassion without science is wishful thinking. Science without compassion is cold. You need both.

Our RSO formulas are the most transparent, most researched, most honestly presented products you’ll find. We publish the recipe. We admit what we don’t know. We stand by what we do know. And we ship it to your door in Macoupin County, legally, with the same care we’d give our own family.

Because at the end of the day, whether you’re in Montrose, Houston or Carlinville, Illinois, we’re all just trying to help the people we love get up and walk again.

Order today. Call with questions. Or make it yourself from our open-source formula.

Just don’t settle for less than the truth. Macoupin County deserves that much.

This content is for informational purposes only and does not constitute medical advice. All products contain less than 0.3% delta-9 THC and are Farm Bill compliant. Must be 21+ to purchase. Keep out of reach of children. Consult your healthcare provider before use, especially if you have a medical condition or take medications.