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[page_header height="600px" align="center"] [gap height="50px"]Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Bureau County, Illinois: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis If you're reading this in Bureau County—whether you're tending crops outside Princeton, working a shift at Illinois Valley Community Hospital, or sitting at your kitchen table in Walnut wondering if there's anything left that might help with the pain that won't quit—we wrote this for you. We know what it's like when the doctors have done all they can, when the prescriptions stop working or never worked at all, and when you're left searching for answers that don't seem to exist in the usual places. We know because we started OilWell Cannabis for exactly that reason. Not in a boardroom. Not with investors. But in a moment of desperation, watching a dog we loved more than anything lose the use of his legs, and being told the only humane choice was to end his life. We refused. That dog—Bentley—lived ten more years because of a cannabis formula we created. Those same formulas are what we're now able to ship directly to your door in Bureau County, legally, under the same laws that let you buy hemp seed at the co-op in Spring Valley. This guide is everything we know about Rick Simpson Oil, adapted specifically for Bureau County's reality: no local dispensary, limited healthcare options, and a community that deserves honest answers about what actually works, what doesn't, and what's safe to try. Understanding Rick Simpson Oil in Bureau County Who Was Rick Simpson, and Why Does He Matter Here? Rick Simpson wasn't a doctor. He was a power engineer from Nova Scotia—closer to a farmer or mechanic than a researcher—who got hurt on the job in 1997 and found himself in the same position many Bureau County residents know too well:...

OilWell CBD 19 min read 4,201 words Updated Mar 23, 2026

Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Bureau County, Illinois: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis

If you’re reading this in Bureau County—whether you’re tending crops outside Princeton, working a shift at Illinois Valley Community Hospital, or sitting at your kitchen table in Walnut wondering if there’s anything left that might help with the pain that won’t quit—we wrote this for you. We know what it’s like when the doctors have done all they can, when the prescriptions stop working or never worked at all, and when you’re left searching for answers that don’t seem to exist in the usual places.

We know because we started OilWell Cannabis for exactly that reason. Not in a boardroom. Not with investors. But in a moment of desperation, watching a dog we loved more than anything lose the use of his legs, and being told the only humane choice was to end his life. We refused. That dog—Bentley—lived ten more years because of a cannabis formula we created. Those same formulas are what we’re now able to ship directly to your door in Bureau County, legally, under the same laws that let you buy hemp seed at the co-op in Spring Valley.

This guide is everything we know about Rick Simpson Oil, adapted specifically for Bureau County’s reality: no local dispensary, limited healthcare options, and a community that deserves honest answers about what actually works, what doesn’t, and what’s safe to try.

Understanding Rick Simpson Oil in Bureau County

Who Was Rick Simpson, and Why Does He Matter Here?

Rick Simpson wasn’t a doctor. He was a power engineer from Nova Scotia—closer to a farmer or mechanic than a researcher—who got hurt on the job in 1997 and found himself in the same position many Bureau County residents know too well: the medical system failed him. After a head injury from a scaffolding fall, doctors gave him medications that made his tinnitus and dizziness worse. When he asked about cannabis, his physician refused to consider it.

Sound familiar? If you’ve sat in a waiting room at IVCH or driven two hours to see a specialist in Peoria only to be handed another prescription that doesn’t help, you understand Simpson’s frustration. You also understand why he started experimenting with cannabis oil himself.

In 2003, Simpson claimed that three bumps on his arm—diagnosed as basal cell carcinoma—disappeared after he applied concentrated cannabis oil to them for four days. No biopsy confirmed it. No doctor documented it. But that personal experience became the origin story of Rick Simpson Oil, and it sparked a global movement.

Important context for Bureau County readers: Simpson’s story is a personal testimony, not medical proof. We tell it because it’s historically significant—it created the RSO movement—but we don’t present it as evidence that RSO cures cancer. That distinction matters, especially here in Bureau County where word-of-mouth travels fast and where desperate people need accurate information, not false hope.

The Traditional RSO Protocol: What Simpson Actually Recommended

Simpson’s treatment plan was deceptively simple: consume 60 grams of oil over 90 days. He broke it down like this:

  • Week 1: Half a grain of rice-sized dose, three times daily (about 30-45mg total)
  • Weeks 2-5: Double the dose every four days until reaching 1 gram per day
  • Weeks 5-12: Maintain 1 gram daily (split into three doses) until all 60 grams are gone

He recommended taking it sublingually or swallowing it, with topical application for skin issues. He warned patients they’d feel high and need to develop tolerance, suggesting nighttime dosing initially. He also claimed—without any clinical validation—that this protocol could treat cancer, chronic pain, diabetes, glaucoma, arthritis, depression, and insomnia.

Why Bureau County residents should understand this: This protocol is what you’ll find if you search “RSO dosing” online. It’s what cancer patients in Tiskilwa are reading about in Facebook groups. It’s what caregivers in Sheffield are trying to figure out for their loved ones. But here’s what most sources don’t tell you:

  • No clinical trials ever validated this protocol
  • Traditional RSO was crude and unstandardized—every batch was different
  • Daily THC exposure reached 600-900mg at peak dosing—far beyond what any study has tested for safety
  • Real risks exist at those doses: severe intoxication, anxiety, panic, tachycardia, and cannabis use disorder

Simpson operated in a pre-legalization era when there were no labs, no testing, and no quality control. His oil was black, tar-like, and potentially contained residual naphtha—a petroleum solvent that’s not safe to ingest. The product OilWell makes is fundamentally different, and we’ll explain exactly how.

The OilWell Difference: Modern RSO for Bureau County

From Bentley to Bureau County: How We Learned What Works

Our company didn’t start with a business plan—it started with a paralyzed dog named Bentley. When veterinarians told us euthanasia was the only option, we refused. We created a CBD golden paste that got him walking again. He lived ten more years, and during that decade, we developed formulas for every condition he faced: neurodegeneration (CBG), dementia (CBC), glaucoma (THC), and arthritis (multi-pathway anti-inflammatories).

That same formulation knowledge—born from necessity, not theory—is what goes into every bottle of OilWell RSO we ship to Bureau County.

Our founder, Colin Valencia, grew up in McAllen, Texas, one of the most dangerous border regions in America. He left home at sixteen after losing friends to violence and incarceration. He became a software engineer, did custom development for Baylor College of Medicine, and took everything he learned about precision and medical-grade quality into the cannabis world.

He also knows pharmaceutical dependence personally. He quit Xanax cold turkey using the same cannabinoid formulas we now offer. He manages his PTSD and severe insomnia with our vape products. This isn’t corporate marketing—this is lived experience.

Four Principles That Matter for Bureau County

When we ship to Princeton, Spring Valley, or any mailbox on a rural route outside Wyanet, we operate by four core principles:

1. Accessibility Over Gatekeeping
No medical card required. If you’re 21 or older in Bureau County, you can order. We ship directly to your door—no driving to Rockford or Peoria required. This matters in a county where the nearest dispensary is over an hour away and where not everyone has the time, money, or qualifying condition to get a medical card.

2. Patient-Controlled Potency
Traditional RSO was always psychoactive—you had no choice. Our formula contains 1,500mg of THCa, which is non-psychoactive in its raw form. You decide:

  • Daytime use (raw): Take it straight from the bottle for anti-inflammatory benefits with zero impairment. Perfect for working on the farm, driving into town, or attending a grandkid’s game in Sheffield.
  • Nighttime use (activated): Heat the oil at 260°F for 45-60 minutes to convert THCa to THC. One bottle becomes approximately 1,405mg of total THC—potency comparable to traditional illegal RSO, but 100% legal because you control the activation.

3. Open-Source Formulas
Rick Simpson gave his oil away for free. We publish our exact formula so if you can’t afford $129.99, you can source the ingredients and make it yourself. Every milligram amount is listed later in this guide. For a community like Bureau County where economic challenges are real and agricultural ingenuity runs deep, this matters.

4. Evidence-Informed, Not Evidence-Overstating
We don’t claim our RSO cures cancer. We do show you the peer-reviewed research behind every cannabinoid and terpene in our formula. You get 29 citations you can look up yourself. In a county where trust is earned through honesty, this transparency is non-negotiable.

The Science Behind Our Formula: Every Compound Explained

Why Seven Cannabinoids Matter for Bureau County Health

Traditional RSO was just THC. Our formula contains seven distinct cannabinoids because single compounds don’t address the complexity of conditions like chronic pain, PTSD, or cancer treatment side effects. Here’s what each does, based on actual research:

CBD (4,500mg per bottle)

  • For Bureau County’s aging population: Strongest evidence for seizure disorders (Epidiolex is FDA-approved). Emerging evidence for anxiety and pain relief. A 2024 systematic review found significant anxiolytic effects, though more trials are needed.
  • Safety note: Can affect liver enzymes and interact with other medications—important if you’re taking prescriptions for diabetes or heart conditions common in Bureau County.

CBG (3,000mg)

  • For agricultural workers: Preclinical studies show anti-inflammatory effects that could help with repetitive strain injuries and arthritis from years of physical labor.
  • For neurological concerns: Review literature suggests neuroprotective potential, relevant for dementia and cognitive decline affecting many Bureau County seniors.

Delta-8 THC (6,000mg)

  • For pain without overwhelming psychoactivity: About half as potent as delta-9 THC, with similar anti-nausea properties. A 2022 review confirmed it binds to CB1 receptors but with lower affinity—potentially useful for patients who need relief but can’t function on high-dose THC.
  • Important for Bureau County workers: Provides therapeutic effects while allowing you to remain functional for operating equipment or managing daily tasks.

THCa (1,500mg)

  • The game-changer for daytime use: In its raw form, it’s non-psychoactive but research suggests COX-2 inhibition (like ibuprofen) and neuroprotection via PPARγ pathways.
  • For Bureau County’s farmers: Anti-inflammatory benefits without impairment—critical during planting and harvest seasons when you can’t afford to be incapacitated.

Delta-9 THC (90mg)

  • Strategically low dose: Enough to provide entourage effect benefits without the risks of Simpson’s 600-900mg daily protocol. Can be increased via home decarboxylation if needed.
  • For cancer patients: Institutional evidence supports its use for chemotherapy nausea and appetite stimulation—directly relevant for those traveling to IVCH or CGH for treatment.

CBN (750mg)

  • For sleep: At 25-50mg per dose (1-2mL), this matches the dosage range reviewed in 2024 sleep literature. For Bureau County residents dealing with insomnia from chronic pain or anxiety, this matters.
  • Honest caveat: The evidence for CBN as a sleep aid is still emerging—marketing has outrun the data.

CBC (750mg)

  • For neurogenesis and mood: The newest research suggests potential for antidepressant effects and neuroprotection. Still preclinical but promising for conditions like depression that affect isolated rural communities.

Our Terpene Profile: More Than Just Flavor

Traditional RSO had no terpenes—the heat destroyed them. We include 5% live terpenes because they may contribute to the entourage effect and make the experience more pleasant.

Limonene (citrus-bright): Found in lemon peels, may elevate mood. For Bureau County’s long winters, this sensory lift matters.

Myrcene: Often associated with relaxation, though human evidence is limited. The “couch-lock” reputation is more folklore than proven science.

Caryophyllene (pepper/spice): The only terpene known to directly activate CB2 receptors—anti-inflammatory without psychoactivity. For arthritis and joint pain common in agricultural communities, this is relevant.

Pinene (forest-fresh): May promote alertness. For those who need relief but must stay sharp for work.

Linalool (lavender): Calming properties, especially for anxiety and PTSD. Many Bureau County veterans may find this helpful.

Humulene (earthy/woody): Anti-inflammatory potential.

Terpinolene (piney/fruity): Adds complexity to the flavor profile.

Important note for Bureau County: While these terpenes make the oil taste better and the science is plausible, we don’t overstate their effects. The evidence is mostly preclinical. We include them because they make the medicine more palatable and may contribute to benefits.

Our Products: Detailed Specifications for Bureau County Buyers

RSO Sublingual Oil – $129.99

This is our flagship product—a 30mL bottle containing 16,590mg of total cannabinoids at 553mg per mL. That’s pharmaceutical-grade precision you won’t find in any homemade RSO.

What’s in it:

  • 4,500mg CBD
  • 3,000mg CBG
  • 6,000mg Delta-8 THC
  • 1,500mg THCa (your choice: raw or activated)
  • 90mg Delta-9 THC
  • 750mg CBN
  • 750mg CBC
  • 5% live terpenes
  • Organic MCT oil base

How Bureau County residents use it:

For chronic pain (arthritis, back pain from farm work):

  • Daytime: 0.3-0.5mL raw (non-psychoactive) every 6 hours
  • Nighttime: 0.5-1.0mL decarboxylated before bed
  • This delivers 166-276mg total cannabinoids per dose—far more precise than Simpson’s guesswork

For cancer treatment support:

  • Pre-chemo: 0.5mL sublingual 1 hour before treatment at IVCH or CGH
  • Post-chemo nausea: Same dose every 6 hours as needed
  • For breakthrough nausea: Our vape cartridge (see below) works in 1-2 minutes

For sleep issues:

  • 1.0-2.0mL 30 minutes before bed delivers 25-50mg CBN
  • Combined with other cannabinoids, this supports sleep architecture without morning grogginess

Dosing precision: The graduated dropper measures in 0.1mL increments. Each 0.1mL = 55.3mg cannabinoids. This matters in Bureau County where we know you value precision in everything from seed planting to medication dosing.

RSO Vape Cartridge – $49.99

For when you need relief NOW:

  • 1-gram cartridge with 900mg+ total cannabinoids
  • Same six-cannabinoid profile (THCa auto-converts at vape temperature)
  • 5%+ live terpenes
  • 510-thread compatible (works with standard batteries available at any vape shop)
  • Onset: 1-2 minutes (compared to 15-45 minutes for sublingual)
  • Duration: 2-4 hours (compared to 4-6 hours for sublingual)

When Bureau County residents reach for the vape:

  • Acute pain flare-ups during harvest season
  • Sudden anxiety or panic attacks
  • Breakthrough nausea during chemo
  • Middle-of-the-night PTSD episodes (Colin uses it for this personally)

Portability: Keep it in your truck, tractor, or toolbox. Discrete. No measuring required.

Important safety note: Vaping carries lung risks. While our product is tested for contaminants, we recommend the sublingual oil as the primary daily method, with vape reserved for breakthrough symptoms.

How to Use OilWell RSO for Bureau County’s Most Common Conditions

Chronic Pain & Arthritis (The Agricultural Worker’s Reality)

Living in Bureau County means physical work. Whether you’re running equipment, handling livestock, or working the line at a processing plant, chronic pain is part of life. Traditional RSO’s high THC dose (600-900mg daily) would leave you unable to function. Our approach is different:

Daytime protocol:

  • 0.3mL (166mg cannabinoids) raw sublingual oil every 6 hours
  • This keeps THCa in its non-psychoactive form while delivering anti-inflammatory CBG and CBD
  • Beta-caryophyllene activates CB2 receptors for targeted inflammation relief

Evening protocol:

  • 0.5mL decarboxylated sublingual oil before bed
  • Activates 276mg total cannabinoids including THC for pain relief during sleep
  • CBN helps with restorative sleep

For breakthrough pain:

  • 2-3 puffs from vape cartridge
  • Relief in 1-2 minutes without committing to a full dose

Evidence base: CBD shows modest pain relief in systematic reviews [4]. Delta-9 THC has established pain applications [13]. THCa’s COX-2 inhibition works like ibuprofen without stomach damage [12]. Caryophyllene’s CB2 activation targets inflammation directly [24].

Cancer Support & Chemotherapy Side Effects

If you’re undergoing treatment at IVCH or traveling to CGH in Sterling, you know the toll chemo takes. Our multi-cannabinoid approach addresses multiple symptoms simultaneously:

Pre-chemo (1 hour before):

  • 0.5mL sublingual oil delivers delta-8 THC (anti-nausea) and CBD (anxiety reduction)

During treatment:

  • Keep vape cartridge accessible for breakthrough nausea
  • Delta-8 THC’s antiemetic effects are documented [9]

Post-chemo:

  • 0.5mL sublingual every 6 hours for 48 hours
  • Delta-9 THC supports appetite [1], CBD reduces inflammation [4], CBN aids sleep [16]

Critical safety note: We do NOT claim our RSO cures cancer. No cannabis product has been proven to do so in human trials. Use this as complementary support alongside oncologist-recommended treatment. Never replace proven therapies with any cannabis product.

PTSD & Anxiety (For Bureau County Veterans)

Bureau County has a significant veteran population, many dealing with trauma from multiple deployments. Colin’s personal experience with PTSD and benzodiazepine withdrawal shaped this formula:

Daytime anxiety:

  • 0.3mL raw sublingual oil
  • CBD’s anxiolytic effects are supported by 2024 meta-analysis [3]
  • CBG shows promise in early studies [7][8]
  • Zero impairment—function normally

Nighttime flashbacks/insomnia:

  • 1.0mL sublingual before bed
  • CBN at 25mg dose supports sleep architecture [16]
  • Colin personally uses vape form for severe PTSD episodes

Acute panic attacks:

  • Vape cartridge for 1-2 minute relief

Important context: If you’re a veteran in Bureau County, please work with local resources like the Princeton VFW or VA outreach programs. Cannabis can be a tool, not a replacement for comprehensive care.

Sleep Disorders

Sleep deprivation affects everything—farm safety, work performance, family life. Our formula addresses multiple sleep factors:

Standard dose:

  • 1.0-2.0mL sublingual 30 minutes before bed
  • At 2.0mL: 50mg CBN (the dose reviewed in 2024 sleep research [16])
  • At 1.0mL: 25mg CBN (above 20mg threshold showing reduced sleep disturbance)

For insomnia from chronic pain:

  • Use 1.0mL decarboxylated oil
  • THC + CBN combination more effective than either alone

Honest assessment: CBN’s sleep reputation has outpaced its evidence [17]. It may help, but don’t expect miracles. The full cannabinoid profile matters more than any single compound.

Legal Status in Bureau County: What You Need to Know

Illinois Law & Bureau County Reality

Illinois legalized adult-use cannabis in 2020. However, Bureau County is what’s called a “cannabis desert”—there are zero dispensaries within county lines. The nearest are:

  • Sunnyside in Rockford (75 miles)
  • Beyond/Hello in Peoria (80 miles)
  • Various dispensaries in the Quad Cities area (90+ miles)

This creates a practical problem: a legal right without local access. That’s where OilWell’s Farm Bill compliance becomes essential.

Farm Bill Compliance: Why We Can Ship to Bureau County

The 2018 Farm Bill legalized hemp-derived products containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC nationwide. Our sublingual oil contains only 90mg of delta-9 THC in the entire 30mL bottle—well under the legal limit.

The THCa distinction is crucial:

  • THCa is NOT delta-9 THC at point of sale
  • Our product is legal to purchase, possess, and ship to Bureau County
  • YOU control conversion through heating after purchase
  • This is the same legal framework that allows hemp CBD to be sold at the Princeton Farmer’s Market

Illinois State Law Alignment

Illinois’ Cannabis Regulation and Tax Act allows:

  • Adults 21+ to possess up to 30 grams of cannabis flower
  • Up to 5 grams of cannabis concentrate
  • Our 30mL bottle is 16,590mg of concentrate—well within personal possession limits

Important distinction: While Illinois has legal dispensaries, you do NOT need a medical card to order from OilWell. We serve the gap between “legal but inaccessible” and “accessible but legal.”

Drug Testing Warning for Bureau County Workers

Bureau County’s economy depends on manufacturing, agriculture, and transportation—all industries that drug test. Here’s the honest truth:

  • Raw THCa use: Should not cause positive THC test (it’s not THC)
  • Decarboxylated or vaped product: WILL cause positive test (it becomes THC)
  • Delta-8 THC: WILL cause positive test (tests don’t distinguish THC types)

If your job requires testing (Caterpillar in Peoria, local trucking companies, school district employment), use the raw sublingual oil only, or discuss with your employer. We will not risk your livelihood with false assurances.

Getting OilWell RSO to Bureau County: Shipping & Delivery

Nationwide Shipping to Your Door

We ship to every address in Bureau County—Princeton, Spring Valley, Peru, Dalzell, Walnut, Manlius, Tiskilwa, Wyanet, Sheffield, Buda, Neponset, and every rural route in between.

Shipping options:

  • USPS Priority Mail: 2-3 business days, $8.95
  • UPS/FedEx Ground: 3-5 business days, $12.95
  • Temperature-stable packaging: Protects product during Illinois summers
  • Discreet packaging: No cannabis branding visible
  • Tracking: Provided for all orders
  • Signature required: Available if you’re concerned about package security

How to order:

  1. Visit oilwellcbd.com/thca-rick-simpson-oil-rso-by-oilwell-cannabis-of-houston-texas/
  2. Select sublingual oil ($129.99) or vape cartridge ($49.99)
  3. Enter your Bureau County address
  4. Choose shipping method
  5. Receive within 2-5 business days

For Bureau County Residents Who Want to DIY

Because we publish our exact formula, you can source ingredients and make it yourself. The recipe is listed at the end of this guide. For a community that values self-reliance, this option respects both your budget and your independence.

Why Bureau County Chooses OilWell: Media Recognition & Community Impact

Seven Features on ABC13 Houston: Recognition That Can’t Be Bought

Between 2019 and 2023, ABC13—Houston’s #1 news station—featured Colin Valencia and OilWell in seven separate segments. Five different reporters sought us out because when Houston needed to understand cannabis, they trusted our expertise.

What this means for Bureau County: Mainstream media validation from a major-market ABC affiliate is credibility you can verify. We’re not a fly-by-night internet brand. We’re a licensed, revenue-generating company with a near-5.0 Google rating and a track record of ethical action.

Community Actions That Define Us

$35,000 COVID Vaccine Giveaway (August 2021)
During the pandemic, we gave away 1,000 caviar pre-rolls—worth $35,000—to encourage vaccination. We coordinated with the City of Houston because we believe community health matters more than profit.

Proactive Delta-8 Removal (October 2021)
When Texas reclassified Delta-8 as Schedule I overnight, we pulled all products BEFORE enforcement. Colin personally warned other operators who were unknowingly shipping narcotics. We absorbed the revenue loss because ethics matter.

Colin’s Personal Story: A Cannabis Conviction

In October 2022, ABC13 revealed that Colin has a personal marijuana conviction history. He said: “You face challenges with housing, loans, and banking, I mean with about everything… I would love to see people not get hurt for this anymore.”

For Bureau County residents who’ve seen friends or family impacted by cannabis criminalization, this matters. We’re not outsiders profiting from legalization—we’re people who lived the consequences and built something better.

Frequently Asked Questions for Bureau County

Q: Is this actually legal to ship to my house in Bureau County?
A: Yes. Under the 2018 Farm Bill and Illinois law, our hemp-derived product is legal to purchase, possess, and ship. We include Certificates of Analysis with every order.

Q: Will this get me high?
A: Only if you choose. Use it raw = no psychoactivity. Heat it = full THC conversion. Vape it = instant activation. You control the experience based on your needs and responsibilities.

Q: Can I use this while working on my farm or driving?
A: Yes, if you use the raw sublingual oil (non-psychoactive). No, if you decarboxylate or vape. Use the format that fits your day’s demands.

Q: Will I fail a drug test?
A: Raw THCa use should not cause a positive test. Decarboxylated oil, vaped product, or delta-8 THC will cause positive results. If you’re tested for work, stick to raw sublingual only.

Q: How does this compare to what I’d get at a dispensary in Rockford?
A: Dispensary RSO is typically THC-only and requires a medical card. Our multi-cannabinoid formula offers broader therapeutic potential, no card needed, and ships directly to you. Plus, you control the activation.

Q: What if I can’t afford $129.99?
A: Use our open-source formula at the end of this guide. Source the ingredients and make it yourself. We publish the recipe because accessibility matters more than profit.

Q: Can I talk to my doctor at IVCH about this?
A: Absolutely. We encourage you to discuss with healthcare providers. Show them this guide, the research citations, and the Certificate of Analysis. Many doctors are unfamiliar with multi-cannabinoid formulations—we’re here to educate them too.

Q: How long does shipping take to Bureau County?
A: USPS Priority: 2-3 days. UPS/FedEx: 3-5 days. We ship within 24 hours of order placement.

Q: What if I’m not satisfied?
A: We maintain a near-5.0 Google rating because we stand behind our products. Contact us at (832) 416-2816 or [email protected]. We’re real people who answer the phone.

Final Thoughts for Bureau County

We didn’t write this to sell you something. We wrote it because people in Bureau County are searching for answers—at 2 AM on their phones, after another sleepless night, after another doctor’s appointment that ended with “there’s nothing more we can do.”

We know what that feels like. We lived it with Bentley. We lived it with PTSD. We lived it watching friends in McAllen die because they didn’t have options.

The formulas we’ve developed work. The research we’ve cited is real. The access model we’ve created bypasses the barriers that leave Bureau County without a dispensary while giving you something far more sophisticated than anything Simpson ever made.

You don’t have to drive to Rockford. You don’t need a medical card. You don’t have to settle for homemade oil made with dangerous solvents. You can order a lab-tested, multi-cannabinoid, terpene-rich formula designed by someone who learned cannabis medicine by keeping his best friend alive for a decade.

We’re not saying cannabis is right for everyone. We’re saying you deserve the information to make that decision for yourself, with the best possible version of the product to base your opinion on.

That’s what we promised in 2019 when ABC13 first interviewed us. That’s what we deliver to Bureau County today.

To order: Visit oilwellcbd.com/thca-rick-simpson-oil-rso-by-oilwell-cannabis-of-houston-texas/ or call (832) 416-2816

To make your own: See the complete formula below

Open-Source Formulas: The Recipe We Give Away

RSO Sublingual Oil Formula (Bureau County DIY Version)

Yield: 30mL (approx. 40-60 doses)

Ingredients:

  • 4,500mg CBD isolate or distillate
  • 3,000mg CBG isolate or distillate
  • 6,000mg Delta-8 THC distillate
  • 1,500mg THCa isolate
  • 90mg Delta-9 THC distillate
  • 750mg CBN isolate
  • 750mg CBC isolate
  • 1.5mL live terpene blend (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)
  • 28.5mL organic MCT oil

Instructions:

  1. Warm MCT oil to 120°F in glass beaker
  2. Add distillates one at a time, stirring until fully dissolved
  3. Add terpene blend last (heat-sensitive)
  4. Mix thoroughly and bottle in amber glass with graduated dropper
  5. Store in cool, dark place

Potency: 553mg cannabinoids per mL
Activation: THCa remains non-psychoactive until heated by end user

Bentley’s CBD Golden Paste (Original Open-Source Recipe)

For Bureau County pet owners facing similar crises:

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 cup organic turmeric powder
  • 1 cup water
  • 1/3 cup unrefined organic coconut oil
  • 1-2 tsp freshly ground black pepper (enhances absorption)
  • CBD oil (dose per veterinarian recommendation)

Instructions:

  1. Combine turmeric and water in saucepan, heat low while stirring continuously for 7-10 minutes until thick paste forms
  2. Add coconut oil and black pepper, mix thoroughly
  3. Cool and store in refrigerator up to 2 weeks
  4. Mix CBD oil into paste before serving
  5. Mix small amount into pet’s food 1-2x daily

Note: Dogs don’t respond to placebo. If it works, you’ll know.

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