Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Cullman County: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis

If you’re reading this from Cullman County, Alabama — whether you’re in town, out in the countryside near Crane Hill, or anywhere across our corner of the state — you’ve likely heard about Rick Simpson Oil. Maybe a neighbor mentioned it for their chronic pain. Maybe a family member heard about it through their cancer support group. Maybe you’re one of the many veterans in our community who’ve been searching for something that actually helps with PTSD when the pills just made things worse.

Whatever brought you here, we want to give you the full picture. Not hype. Not promises. Just everything we know — the history, the science, the real evidence, and exactly what makes our approach different. Because here in Cullman County, we believe in looking out for each other with honest information.

Who Rick Simpson Was (And Why His Story Matters Here)

Rick Simpson wasn’t a doctor. He wasn’t a scientist. He was a regular working man — a power engineer and maintenance worker from Nova Scotia, Canada — who got hurt on the job back in 1997. Fell from scaffolding in a hospital where he was working. The doctors gave him medications that either didn’t help or made his tinnitus and dizziness worse. When he asked about cannabis as an option, his physician refused to even discuss it.

Sound familiar? We know folks across Cullman County who’ve been through the same pattern — workplace injury, chronic pain that never quite goes away, prescription cycles that leave you feeling worse. Simpson’s frustration with a medical system that wouldn’t consider cannabis resonates in our community, where we’ve watched the opioid crisis hit our neighbors hard and where some doctors still won’t talk about cannabinoids even when patients are desperate.

What happened next is why we’re all here. In 2003, Simpson was diagnosed with basal cell carcinoma — skin cancer. Instead of conventional treatment, he applied concentrated cannabis oil directly to the lesions. According to his personal testimony, they disappeared within four days. No biopsy confirmation. No independent medical verification. No peer-reviewed documentation. Just his word and his belief that the cannabis oil had worked.

Important context: We’re sharing Simpson’s story exactly as he told it, not as medical evidence. It’s historically significant because it sparked a global movement, but it’s personal testimony, not clinical proof. We believe that’s the honest way to approach this — honor the story, state the facts, never overstate what the science actually shows.

The RSO Protocol Simpson Created

After his experience, Simpson started giving oil away for free to cancer patients and anyone else who needed it. He claimed it helped with diabetes, chronic pain, infections, glaucoma, arthritis, depression, insomnia — you name it. In 2005, the documentary Run From The Cure spread his story worldwide, making “RSO” the most recognized name for full-spectrum cannabis extract.

But here’s what traditional RSO actually was:

• Single high-THC indica strain — no standardization, every batch different
• Extracted with naphtha or 99% isopropyl alcohol — not food-grade solvents
• Fully decarboxylated by heat — all THCa converted to THC, terpenes destroyed
• No lab testing — no cannabinoid quantification, no safety screening
• Appearance: nearly black, thick, tar-like oil with possible solvent-residual smell

Simpson’s dosing protocol was specific: 60 grams over roughly 90 days, starting with a half-grain-of-rice amount three times daily, doubling every four days until reaching 1 gram per day. At peak dosing, patients consumed roughly 600-900 mg of delta-9 THC daily — doses far exceeding anything studied in controlled trials.

What Simpson got right: He drew attention to cannabinoids when the world was ignoring them. He helped create the conditions for the legal cannabis industry we have today. The term “RSO” remains the most recognized name for full-spectrum cannabis extract because of his advocacy.

What he overstated: The leap from preclinical signals to cancer cure claims wasn’t supported then and isn’t supported now. No human clinical trial has demonstrated that RSO or any cannabis oil cures cancer. The National Cancer Institute acknowledges cannabinoid anticancer research but doesn’t endorse cannabis as cancer treatment. The FDA has not approved any cannabis plant product for cancer.

This matters in Cullman County because we have real people facing real cancer diagnoses at places like Cullman Regional Medical Center and UAB Cullman Primary Care. They deserve honest information, not false hope. We never want someone to delay proven treatment based on claims that exceed the evidence.

Traditional RSO vs. Modern Formulated RSO: What Actually Changed

The legal cannabis industry has evolved dramatically since Simpson’s days of operating in the shadows. Here’s the honest comparison:

The evolution from Simpson’s method to modern formulation isn’t a betrayal of his vision — it’s the realization of it through science, safety, and legal access. Simpson wanted people to have medicine without gatekeepers. We built a product that ships directly to your door in Cullman County without requiring a medical card, because that’s what accessibility actually looks like in 2024.

The OilWell Story: Why We Built This

OilWell Cannabis started in Houston, Texas, but our origin story begins with a dog named Bentley. In 2012, Colin Valencia’s companion Bentley was paralyzed, facing euthanasia. Vets said pain meds would destroy his organs. The choice was suffering or death.

A rescue worker asked Colin: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?” That question changed everything. Colin created a CBD golden paste for Bentley. The dog got up, walked over, and brought his ball to play. Dogs don’t respond to placebo. This was cannabinoid medicine working when pharmaceuticals failed.

Bentley lived another ten years, dying naturally at age twenty. During those years, Colin developed formulas for every age-related condition Bentley faced:

• Neurodegeneration → CBG for neuroprotection, THCa for PPARγ agonism
• Dementia → CBC for neurogenesis
• Glaucoma → THC for CB1 agonism and intraocular pressure
• Arthritis → Multi-pathway anti-inflammatory using CBD, CBG, THCa, and beta-caryophyllene

Single cannabinoids weren’t enough. Bentley needed multi-cannabinoid synergy. That necessity created the seven-cannabinoid formula we sell today.

Colin’s background is what makes this different. He grew up in McAllen, Texas, right across from the dangerous Reynosa border region. He saw friends killed and imprisoned. He left home at sixteen. He chose cannabis over harder paths, learning the plant intimately in the traditional underground market before transitioning to legal business. He became a formally trained software engineer and did custom development for Baylor College of Medicine — one of the most prestigious medical institutions in the Texas Medical Center. That combination of deep plant knowledge and medical-grade technical precision defines everything we do.

Then there’s Colin’s personal battle. He struggled with PTSD and benzodiazepine addiction, quitting Xanax cold turkey using the same cannabinoid knowledge that kept Bentley alive. He developed Peace Gummies during midnight experiments while fighting benzo withdrawal. He personally uses the vape form for his insomnia and severe PTSD. This isn’t theoretical knowledge from a textbook — it’s survival knowledge from lived experience.

ABC13 Houston: Seven Features, Four Years, Zero Payment

Between September 2019 and April 2023, ABC13 KTRK Houston — America’s fourth-largest city’s news leader — featured Colin and OilWell in seven distinct news segments. Five different reporters sought us out across those years: Tom Abrahams, Steve Campion, Shelley Childers, Nick Natario, and KTRK staff writers.

We didn’t pay for this coverage. We earned it by being the most credible, accessible voice in the industry. Here’s what they documented:

September 15, 2019 — Tom Abrahams interviewed us for “Texas CBD businesses booming.” This is where Colin first said what became our mission statement: “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil. I’m not trying to sell people hope, but there’s enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of to give it a fair shot as to whether it’s right or wrong for them.”

March 22, 2021 — Tom Abrahams returned for the decriminalization story featuring Jonathan Pina’s mobile vendor concept. Colin explained: “Pain comes in a lot of different forms.”

May 24, 2021 — Steve Campion’s investigative piece on Delta-8 THC became iconic. When Campion asked why someone would want to smoke Delta-8, Colin’s answer was pure honesty: “I don’t give a sh* if it’s wrong to say you’ll get high off it. Maybe you want to get high.”* ABC13 aired it uncensored. No other cannabis operator spoke with that level of transparency.

August 20, 2021 — We gave away 1,000 caviar pre-rolls (about $35,000 in product) to encourage COVID-19 vaccination. We coordinated with the city of Houston. No political agenda, just community health.

October 19, 2021 — When Texas DSHS made Delta-8 Schedule I overnight, Shelley Childers found Colin had already removed all Delta-8 products proactively and was warning other operators who were unknowingly shipping Schedule I narcotics. We absorbed a massive revenue loss to act ethically.

October 7, 2022 — Nick Natario’s Biden pardon feature revealed Colin’s personal marijuana conviction history. The article opened with our CBD vending machine innovation, then showed why our stance carries weight: “I would love to see people not get hurt for this anymore.”

April 21, 2023 — Nick Natario’s 4/20 feature showed Colin growing hemp on camera: “Right now is actually a pretty – like Renaissance – pretty important time that should be enjoyed now.” The comparison to Florida’s 700,000 patients vs. Texas’s 10,000 highlighted the untapped need.

This media record can’t be bought. It can only be earned through four years of consistent expertise, community action, and radical honesty.

The Complete Science: Seven Cannabinoids, Seven Terpenes

Our RSO formula contains seven cannabinoids at specific amounts based on the evidence we’ve reviewed. Here’s what the research actually says about each:

CBD (4,500 mg in sublingual oil, 30% in vape) — The most evidence-developed non-psychoactive cannabinoid. Strongest human data for rare epilepsies. Promising but heterogeneous data for chronic pain and anxiety. A 2024 meta-analysis found significant anxiolytic effects but stressed the limited clinical sample. A 2024 pain review called it promising but methodologically weak. A 2023 insomnia review found most studies used non-validated measures. Safety concerns include liver enzyme elevation and drug interactions, especially important for polypharmacy patients [1]-[6].

CBG (3,000 mg, 20%) — Still review-level and preclinical. The 2021 pharmacology review found it interacts with cannabinoid receptors, alpha-2 adrenoceptors, and 5-HT1A signaling, making it mechanistically interesting. Research areas include neurologic disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, and antibacterial activity. But the 2021 review explicitly warned that CBG is being sold commercially while the evidence base remains thin [7][8].

Delta-8 THC (6,000 mg, 15%) — Real psychoactive cannabinoid with less robust safety data than delta-9. A 2022 review found similar pharmacokinetics to delta-9 but lower potency due to weaker CB1 affinity. A 2023 scoping review found the evidence base dominated by animal studies and public health concerns, not human trials. Manufacturing quality is a major concern [9]-[11].

THCa (1,500 mg, 10%) — The acidic, non-psychoactive THC precursor. The 2016 review emphasized that THCa does not produce THC’s psychoactive effects but can convert to THC with heating or storage. In vitro and rodent literature suggest anti-inflammatory, immunomodulatory, and neuroprotective possibilities, but not established human outcomes [12].

Delta-9 THC (90 mg, minimal in vape) — Strongest human evidence among psychoactive cannabinoids for chemotherapy nausea, HIV/AIDS appetite, and some MS/pain outcomes. But the 2022 pain review found high-THC products increase dizziness, sedation, and discontinuation. A 2025 review found consistent unfavorable associations with psychosis, schizophrenia, and cannabis use disorder at high concentrations. Safety concerns include anxiety at high doses, tachycardia, blood pressure changes, dependency, and pregnancy risks [1][13]-[15].

CBN (750 mg, 10%) — The clearest example where marketing outran evidence. The 2021 sleep review screened 99 human studies and found no clinical trials using validated sleep measures. The 2024 sleep review concluded cannabis sleep research still doesn’t match real-world use. CBN’s reputation as a sleep aid is far stronger than the clinical data supports [12][16][17].

CBC (750 mg, 10%) — Emerging and preclinical. A 2024 review highlighted antinociceptive, antibacterial, and anti-seizure potential but explicitly noted over-the-counter CBC products are being sold despite little evidence establishing clinical efficacy or safety [18][19].

The Terpene Profile: Why We Include Them

We preserve live terpenes at 5% because the science is plausible, even if human proof is limited:

• Limonene — Citrus-bright aroma. 2021 review described antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, cardioprotective activities, but mostly from non-cannabis literature. Oxidation products are known contact allergens [20]-[22].
• Myrcene — Preclinical only. 2021 review found anxiolytic, anti-inflammatory, analgesic properties but explicitly stated human studies are lacking [20][23].
• Caryophyllene (β-caryophyllene) — The most interesting terpene. 2021 review identified it as a selective CB2 receptor agonist. Anti-inflammatory, immunomodulatory, neuroprotective signals exist, but human confirmation is limited [24].
• Pinene — Forest-fresh scent. 2021 brain-health review found antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, neuroprotective signals but emphasized lack of clinical trials [20][25].
• Linalool — Floral, lavender-like. Invoked for stress and mood, but human evidence is limited. Oxidized linalool is a recognized allergen [20][22][25][26].
• Humulene — Earthy, woody. 2024 scoping review found broad preclinical evidence and even some cannabimimetic properties via CB1 and adenosine A2a pathways, but human efficacy isn’t established [20][27].
• Terpinolene — Piney, fruity, sparkling. The 2021 systematic review concluded evidence is dominated by in silico, in vitro, and animal studies rather than human trials [20][28].

The entourage-effect literature [20][29] provides the theoretical framework for why terpenes might matter alongside cannabinoids, but we present this as plausible and worth studying, not as proven clinical synergy.

Our Two Product Formats

We’ve built two distinct delivery methods because different situations call for different tools:

RSO Sublingual Oil — $129.99

• 30 mL bottle (about a one-month supply at typical dosing)
• 16,590 mg total cannabinoids at 553 mg per mL
• Seven cannabinoids: CBD 4,500 mg, CBG 3,000 mg, delta-8 THC 6,000 mg, THCa 1,500 mg, delta-9 THC 90 mg, CBN 750 mg, CBC 750 mg
• Live terpenes at 5% (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)
• Organic MCT oil base (neutral taste, no tar-like residue)
• Graduated dropper with 0.1 mL increments for precise dosing
• Onset: 15-45 minutes sublingually
• Peak: 1-2 hours
• Duration: 4-6 hours
• Bioavailability: 13-19% (partially bypasses first-pass liver metabolism)
• Approximately 40-60 doses per bottle depending on your serving size

RSO Vape Cartridge — $49.99

• 1-gram cartridge
• 900+ mg total cannabinoids (same six-cannabinoid ratio as sublingual, optimized for vaping)
• Live terpenes at 5%+
• 510-thread universal battery compatibility (works with any standard vape battery)
• Onset: 1-2 minutes (fastest cannabinoid delivery)
• Peak: 10-15 minutes
• Duration: 2-4 hours
• Bioavailability: 10-35% (depends on inhalation technique)
• Automatic THCa decarboxylation at vaping temperature (400-450°F) — every puff delivers freshly activated THC

When to Use Which Format

We’ve mapped this out based on real-world scenarios our customers face:

Fast relief (acute pain, nausea, panic attack) → Vape — 1-2 minute onset means you’re not waiting

Sustained relief (chronic pain, sleep maintenance) → Sublingual — 4-6 hour duration covers you through the night

Maximum bioavailability → Sublingual — 13-19% absorption efficiency

Portability and discretion → Vape — no measuring, no mess

Precise dosing control → Sublingual — graduated dropper lets you dial in exact amounts

Daytime functional use → Sublingual (raw, no heat) — THCa stays non-psychoactive, zero impairment

Nighttime full-potency use → Sublingual (decarbed) or Vape — activated THCa + delta-8 THC delivers therapeutic strength

Patient-Controlled Potency: The THCa Innovation

This is what makes our product uniquely legal and uniquely powerful. Our sublingual oil contains 1,500 mg of THCa — the acidic, non-psychoactive precursor to delta-9 THC.

Option 1: Raw (No Heat)
All 1,500 mg stays as THCa. Completely non-psychoactive. You can work, drive, parent, function normally. The THCa evidence suggests anti-inflammatory activity via COX-2 inhibition and neuroprotective potential via PPARγ agonism, but without any high.

Option 2: Fully Activated (Home Decarboxylation)
Heat the oil at 260°F (125°C) for 45-60 minutes in an oven-safe glass container. This converts 1,500 mg THCa into approximately 1,315 mg delta-9 THC. Combined with the existing 90 mg delta-9 THC already in the formula, you get about 1,405 mg total delta-9 THC in the bottle. Combined with 6,000 mg delta-8 THC, this matches the psychoactive potency of traditional illegal RSO — but it’s 100% legal because you’re activating it after purchase.

You can partially decarb too: Transfer a portion to a separate container, decarb only what you need, and keep the rest raw.

The conversion chemistry: THCa has a molecular weight of 358.47 g/mol. The conversion ratio is approximately 1 mg THCa = 0.877 mg delta-9 THC after decarboxylation.

Option 3: Vape (Instant Activation)
Every puff automatically decarboxylates THCa at 400-450°F vaping temperature.

This means one legal purchase gives you both a non-psychoactive anti-inflammatory AND a full-potency psychoactive product — you control the decision, not us. That’s patient autonomy, the way Simpson envisioned it, implemented through real chemistry.

Legal Status in Cullman County, Alabama

This is the question we get most from neighbors in Cullman, and we want to be completely clear.

Federal Framework (2018 Farm Bill):
Our products contain less than 0.3% delta-9 THC by dry weight — 90 mg total in a 30 mL bottle. All cannabinoids are hemp-derived. This makes them federally legal and Farm Bill compliant.

Alabama State Law:
Alabama has a medical cannabis program, but it’s one of the most restrictive in the country. You need a medical card with specific qualifying conditions (cancer, PTSD, terminal illness, autism, ALS, MS, seizure disorders, certain neurodegenerative diseases). Only a handful of dispensaries exist statewide, and none are in Cullman County.

Our Product Access:
Our RSO is NOT part of Alabama’s medical program. You DO NOT need a medical card. Anyone age 21 or older in Cullman County can legally purchase, possess, and use our products because they meet federal hemp standards.

THCa Legal Pathway:
THCa is not delta-9 THC. At the point of sale, our product is fully compliant. When you heat it at home, THCa converts to THC. This is the legal pathway that makes high-potency cannabis accessible in Cullman County without violating state or federal law.

Customer Responsibility:
You are responsible for understanding and complying with local laws. We ship with full documentation, Certificates of Analysis, and receipts. International customers accept all customs and legal risk.

Important Legal Notice:
These products have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Individual results may vary. Do not operate vehicles or machinery while under the influence of psychoactive cannabinoids. Consult your healthcare provider before use, especially if pregnant, nursing, have a medical condition, or take medications. Keep out of reach of children.

Dosing Guidance for Cullman County Residents

We cannot and will not replicate Simpson’s unvalidated 60-gram protocol. Our formula is fundamentally different and requires its own approach. Here’s what the evidence suggests for specific situations:

Chemotherapy Support (for our neighbors at Cullman Regional or traveling to UAB)

• Pre-chemo: 0.5-1.0 mL sublingual ~1 hour before treatment
• Breakthrough nausea: 2-3 vape puffs for immediate relief
• Post-chemo: 0.5 mL sublingual every 6 hours as needed
• Sleep: 1.0-2.0 mL before bed (25-50 mg CBN)

Chronic Pain (for our friends in construction, manufacturing, anyone who’s physically worn down)

• Daytime: 0.3-0.5 mL raw sublingual — functional relief without impairment
• Nighttime: 0.5-1.0 mL decarbed — combines pain relief with sleep support
• Breakthrough: Vape as needed

Sleep Issues (for anyone staring at the ceiling at 2 AM)

• 1.0-2.0 mL sublingual before bed delivers 25-50 mg CBN
• The 2024 sleep literature investigated 50 mg doses specifically
• Vape if you wake up in the middle of the night and need quick re-initiation

Anxiety & PTSD (especially for veterans in our community)

• Daytime: 0.3 mL raw sublingual — CBD + CBG without psychoactivity
• Nighttime: 1.0 mL full formula — CBN helps with sleep architecture

General Principle: Start low, go slow
Begin with 0.25-0.5 mL sublingual. Wait 2-3 hours to assess effects before increasing. Your response depends on body weight, metabolism, tolerance, medications, and individual biology.

Shipping to Cullman County, Alabama

We ship directly to every address in Cullman County:

• USPS Priority Mail: 2-3 business days, $8.99 flat rate
• FedEx/UPS Ground: 3-5 business days, $12.99
• Discreet packaging: No cannabis branding visible
• Tracking: Provided for all orders
• Temperature-stable packaging: Protects product during Alabama summers
• Signature-required option: Available if you prefer

No medical card needed. No special documentation. Just age verification (21+) at delivery.

We also ship nationwide to all 50 states where Farm Bill products are legal, and internationally to jurisdictions with compatible hemp laws. International packages include full COAs and customs documentation.

Why Cullman County Residents Choose OilWell Over Alternatives

vs. Alabama Medical Cannabis (if you can even get it)

• Their RSO: THC-only, ~420 mg per 0.5g syringe, requires medical card with qualifying condition
• Our RSO: Seven cannabinoids, 16,590 mg total, no medical card required, ships to your door

vs. Hemp CBD RSO (like Lazarus Naturals)

• Theirs: 1,000 mg total cannabinoids in 10 mL, minimal psychoactive potential
• Ours: 16,590 mg total in 30 mL, patient-controlled THC activation, delivers real potency when needed

vs. Traditional Black Market RSO

• Theirs: Unknown potency, no testing, possible residual solvents, legal risk
• Ours: Lab-tested, solvent-free, precisely labeled, Farm Bill compliant, legal shipping

vs. Making Your Own (which we support!)

• We publish our exact formula publicly. If you can’t afford $129.99, source the ingredients and make it yourself. That’s Simpson’s free-distribution ethos adapted for modern times.

The Bentley Golden Paste Recipe: Our First Open-Source Formula

Before we ever sold RSO, we published this CBD recipe for pets — because that’s where our mission started:

Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup organic turmeric powder
• 1 cup water
• 1/3 cup unrefined organic coconut oil
• 1-2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper (for absorption)
• CBD oil (dosage depends on pet size; consult your vet)

Instructions:

1. Combine turmeric and water in saucepan, stir over low heat until thick paste forms (7-10 minutes)
2. Add coconut oil and pepper, mix thoroughly
3. Cool and store in refrigerator up to 2 weeks
4. Mix small amount with pet’s food 1-2 times daily

This is the formula that saved Bentley. We published it for free before we ever sold a product. That pattern continues today with our RSO formulas — we don’t hide our recipes behind paywalls.

Addressing Cullman County’s Specific Concerns

We know our community has questions. Let’s answer them directly:

“Is this actually legal in Alabama?”
Yes. Our products meet federal Farm Bill standards (under 0.3% delta-9 THC). Alabama state law permits hemp-derived products. You do not need a medical card.

“Will I get in trouble?”
Not for purchasing, possessing, or using our products as shipped. However, if you decarboxylate THCa into THC, you are creating a psychoactive substance. That activity is legal under federal law when done privately, but you accept responsibility for compliance with local regulations.

“What about my job’s drug test?”
Raw THCa will not trigger a standard THC test. Decarboxylated THCa (delta-9 THC) will. Delta-8 THC may also trigger tests. If you’re subject to drug testing, use the raw form only or discuss with your employer.

“How do I know it’s safe?”
Every batch is third-party tested for potency, pesticides (400+ compounds), heavy metals (arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury), residual solvents, and microbial contaminants. COAs are available on our website and ship with your order.

“Why is this so expensive?”
16,590 mg total cannabinoids across seven compounds, lab-tested, Houston-made, with open-source transparency. Compare to single-cannabinoid products at lower concentrations. The value is in the formulation complexity and quality assurance.

“I’m on other medications. Is this safe?”
CBD can interact with many drugs, especially those metabolized by the liver. Consult your healthcare provider before use. Do not discontinue prescribed medications without medical supervision.

Safety Warnings for Cullman County Users

• Age requirement: 21+ only
• Do not drive or operate machinery while using psychoactive cannabinoids
• May cause drowsiness or impairment — plan accordingly
• Consult physician if pregnant, nursing, or have medical conditions
• Keep out of reach of children and pets — this is concentrated medicine
• Store properly: Cool, dark place; THCa can convert to THC over time with heat/light exposure
• Start low, go slow: 0.25-0.5 mL initial dose
• Seek medical attention if adverse reactions occur

The Complete Citation List

Every claim in this document is backed by peer-reviewed research. Here are our 29 primary sources:

Our Pledge to Cullman County

We started OilWell because Bentley got up and brought his ball to play when veterinary medicine had given up. We continued because Colin found a way out of benzo addiction when conventional treatment failed. We’ve been featured by ABC13 seven times because we tell the truth when the industry trades in hype.

Now we’re bringing that same commitment to Cullman County. Whether you’re dealing with cancer, chronic pain, PTSD, insomnia, or just searching for honest information about cannabinoids, we’re here with:

• Products that work as hard as you do — 16,590 mg of precisely formulated cannabinoids
• Transparency you can verify — open-source formulas, third-party testing, published COAs
• Legal access without gatekeepers — no medical card, ships to your door in Cullman County
• Patient-controlled potency — you decide whether to use raw THCa or activate THC
• Evidence-grounded education — not snake oil, not false hope, just research and real results

Bentley’s story taught us that dogs don’t respond to placebo. Our neighbors in Cullman County deserve the same honesty. If you’re ready to give cannabinoids a fair shot with the best possible version, we’re here to help.

Order today at OilWellCBD.com
Questions? Call us: (832) 416-2816
Email: [email protected]

We ship Monday through Saturday. Orders placed before 2 PM Central ship same day. Welcome to the OilWell family, Cullman County.