Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Dale County, Alabama: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis
If you’re sitting in Dale County—maybe on your porch in Ozark, or in your home near Fort Rucker—fighting chronic pain, chemotherapy side effects, the sleepless nights that come with PTSD, or the lingering anxiety that no pill seems to fix, you’re not alone. Across our tight-knit community, people are quietly searching for alternatives that actually work. At OilWell Cannabis, we’ve spent years building a product we believe honors the original spirit of Rick Simpson Oil while solving every safety, quality, and access problem that made the old-school version risky.
We’re not here to sell you hope—we’re here to give you the best possible information so you can decide for yourself what’s right for you.
ABOUT RICK SIMPSON AND TRADITIONAL RSO
Who Is Rick Simpson?
Rick Simpson was born in 1949 in Amherst, Nova Scotia, Canada. He wasn’t a doctor, scientist, or medical researcher—he was a power engineer and maintenance worker who fell from scaffolding in 1997 and suffered a head injury that left him with persistent tinnitus and dizziness. Doctors gave him prescriptions that didn’t help and sometimes made him feel worse. When cannabis provided relief, his physician refused to discuss it. That refusal lit a fire in him.
Simpson’s pivotal moment came in 2003, when doctors diagnosed three bumps on his arm as basal cell carcinoma. He applied a homemade, high-THC cannabis oil directly to the lesions, covered them, and claimed the bumps disappeared within four days. No biopsy or independent medical verification was ever published, but that personal testimony became the origin story for Rick Simpson Oil.
Important context: Simpson’s account is presented as his personal testimony—not medical proof. It is historically significant because it launched a global movement, but it cannot be evaluated as clinical evidence.
The Traditional RSO Protocol—Simpson’s 60‑Gram, 90‑Day Regimen
Simpson recommended consuming 60 grams of high-THC oil over roughly 90 days. Here’s the breakdown:
- Week 1: Dose the size of half a grain of rice (≈10–15 mg) three times daily
- Weeks 2–5: Double every four days, aiming for 1 g/day by week five
- Weeks 5–12: Maintain 1 g/day until all 60 g are consumed
He advised oral administration (sublingual or swallow), topical application for skin issues, and warned against driving. He claimed patients would develop tolerance within three to four weeks and that the psychoactive “high” was temporary.
Critical Safety Evaluation of Simpson’s Protocol
- No controlled trials validate this dosing.
- Raw material variability: every batch differed in potency because it came from a single, unstandardized strain.
- Extremely high THC exposure: 600–900 mg of delta‑9 THC per day—far beyond any studied clinical dose. At those levels, risks include severe intoxication, anxiety, tachycardia, hypotension, and cannabis use disorder [1][13][15].
- Residual solvents: Simpson used naphtha (petroleum solvent) or isopropyl alcohol, neither food‑grade. Incomplete purging leaves potential carcinogens.
For Dale County residents, this protocol is risky. The lack of standardization means you cannot know what you’re actually taking. Traditional RSO is the past; modern, lab‑tested products are the present.
THE OILWELL DIFFERENCE: A NEW GENERATION OF RSO
The Origin of OilWell Cannabis
OilWell Cannabis was founded by Colin Valencia in Houston, Texas. Colin grew up in McAllen, right across the border from Reynosa, Mexico—a region marked by poverty, cartel violence, and limited legal options. He left home at sixteen to escape that life. He became a software engineer, did custom development for Baylor College of Medicine, and learned cannabis not from textbooks but from surviving it.
The company’s foundation is a dog named Bentley. Bentley was paralyzed, facing euthanasia when a rescue worker asked, “You’ve moved tons of weed and never heard of CBD?” Colin made a golden paste of turmeric, coconut oil, black pepper, and CBD. Bentley got up and brought his ball—no placebo. That miracle gave Bentley ten more years and gave Colin the formulas that now serve humans and pets alike.
The OilWell RSO Philosophy
- Accessibility over gatekeeping. No medical card is required. If you’re 21+, you can purchase. We ship nationwide—including to Dale County—and internationally where hemp laws allow.
- Patient‑controlled potency. Our sublingual oil includes 1,500 mg of raw THCa. You decide: use it raw (non‑psychoactive) or heat it to convert THCa into ~1,315 mg of delta‑9 THC. One product, two very different experiences.
- Open‑source formulas. We publish every exact milligram amount—so anyone who can’t afford our product can buy distillates and make it themselves. That’s honoring Rick Simpson’s free‑distribution spirit in the modern marketplace.
- Evidence‑informed, never evidence‑overstated. Every claim in this guide is anchored to peer‑reviewed research, with clarity on what’s proven, what’s emerging, and what’s overstated.
Farm Bill Compliance and Legal Access for Dale County
The 2018 Farm Bill legalizes hemp‑derived products containing less than 0.3 % delta‑9 THC by dry weight at the federal level. OilWell’s sublingual oil contains only 90 mg of delta‑9 THC in the entire 30 mL bottle—well under that threshold. All cannabinoids are hemp‑derived.
What this means for Dale County residents:
- Legal to purchase online, possess, and use as a hemp product.
- The product ships discreetly with lab documentation (Certificate of Analysis, COA) to your door in Dale County.
- Optional same‑day delivery within the Houston metro; standard USPS/FedEx/UPS options reach Dale County in 2–5 business days.
How the Formulas Connect to Published Evidence
Each cannabinoid and terpene in our RSO is matched to its evidence profile:
- CBD (4,500 mg): strongest human data, especially for seizure disorders and anxiety [1][3].
- CBG (3,000 mg): promising neuroprotective and anti‑inflammatory signals, but still mostly preclinical [7][8].
- Delta‑8 THC (6,000 mg): psychoactive, less potent than delta‑9, but real pharmacologic activity [9][10][11].
- THCa (1,500 mg): non‑psychoactive precursor; heating converts to ~1,315 mg delta‑9 THC, preserving patient choice [12].
- Delta‑9 THC (90 mg): modest, targeted dose; high‑dose THC carries mental‑health risks [13][15].
- CBN (750 mg): marketed for sleep, but human evidence remains weak [16][17].
- CBC (750 mg): emerging preclinical data, not yet clinically validated [18][19].
- Terpenes (5 %): limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene—each has preclinical interest but limited human proof [20][24][25][27].
This is the transparency that most RSO sellers in Dale County won’t give you.
MEDIA RECOGNITION: SEVEN FEATURES, ONE VOICE
Between 2019 and 2023, ABC13 Houston featured Colin Valencia and OilWell Cannabis in seven distinct news segments, across five different reporters, covering:
- The 2019 CBD boom and the founding quote: “I’m not trying to sell people snake oil…”
- Decriminalization, Delta‑8 THC investigations, and the blunt honesty: “Maybe you want to get high.”
- A $35,000 COVID‑vaccine giveaway in partnership with local retailers—real community action.
- Proactive removal of Delta‑8 products when Texas reclassified them Schedule I, warning other operators.
- Biden’s marijuana pardon and Colin’s personal conviction history—he lived the consequences.
- A 4/20 “Renaissance” feature showcasing hemp cultivation and legislative expansion.
These segments weren’t bought; they were earned. For Dale County readers, that’s third‑party credibility you can verify on ABC13’s website.
TWO PRODUCT FORMATS, ONE FORMULA
RSO Sublingual Oil – $129.99
| Cannabinoid | Amount |
|---|---|
| CBD | 4,500 mg |
| CBG | 3,000 mg |
| Delta‑8 THC | 6,000 mg |
| THCa | 1,500 mg |
| Delta‑9 THC | 90 mg |
| CBN | 750 mg |
| CBC | 750 mg |
| Total | 16,590 mg |
- Live terpenes: 5 % (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)
- Carrier: organic MCT oil
- Dropper: graduated in 0.1 mL increments (55.3 mg cannabinoids per 0.1 mL)
- Onset: 15–45 min (sublingual)
- Duration: 4–6 hours
- Bioavailability: 13–19 % (partially bypasses first‑pass liver metabolism)
RSO Vape Cartridge – $49.99
| Cannabinoid | Percentage |
|---|---|
| CBD | 30 % |
| CBG | 20 % |
| Delta‑8 THC | 15 % |
| THCa | 10 % |
| CBN | 10 % |
| CBC | 10 % |
| Total cannabinoids per 1 g | ≈900 mg |
- 510‑thread universal battery
- Onset: 1–2 minutes (fastest delivery)
- Duration: 2–4 hours
- Auto‑decarboxylation: vaporization at 400–450 °F instantly converts THCa to delta‑9 THC with each puff.
When to Use Each Format
| Use case | Sublingual | Vape |
|---|---|---|
| Fast relief (acute pain, nausea, panic) | No | Yes |
| Sustained relief (chronic pain, sleep) | Yes | No |
| Maximum bioavailability | Yes | High variability |
| Portable/discreet | No | Yes |
| Precise dosing | Yes | No |
| Daytime non‑psychoactive | Yes (raw) | No |
| Nighttime psychoactive | Yes (decarbed) | Yes |
CONDITION‑SPECIFIC GUIDANCE FOR DALE COUNTY
Cancer Support (Chemotherapy‑Related Nausea & Appetite)
- Pre‑chemo: 0.5–1.0 mL sublingual ≈1 hour before treatment.
- Breakthrough nausea: 2–3 vape puffs for 1–2 minute relief.
- Post‑chemo: 0.5 mL sublingual every 6 hours as needed.
- Evidence: Delta‑8 antiemetic [9], Delta‑9 nausea suppression [1][13], CBD anxiety buffering [3].
Chronic Pain (Arthritis, Fibromyalgia, Neuropathy)
- Daytime: 0.3–0.5 mL raw sublingual (no impairment).
- Nighttime: 0.5–1.0 mL decarboxylated sublingual + 25–50 mg CBN.
- Breakthrough: vape as needed.
- Evidence: CBD pain data [4], Delta‑9 pain [13], beta‑caryophyllene CB2 activation [24], THCa COX‑2 inhibition [12].
Sleep Support
- Before bed: 1.0–2.0 mL sublingual (delivers 25–50 mg CBN).
- Evidence: CBN sleep literature is emerging but weak; the formula’s broader cannabinoid/terpene profile may help relaxation [16][17].
Anxiety/Stress
- Daytime functional relief: 0.3 mL raw sublingual.
- Nighttime: 1.0 mL sublingual for full profile.
- Evidence: CBD anxiolytic [3], CBG pharmacology [7][8], limonene mood support [20].
PTSD (Veteran & First‑Responder Friendly)
- Colin personally uses the vape for acute panic and the sublingual oil for sustained symptom management.
- Our Asshole Peach product is a veteran‑preferred blend for PTSD and pain.
- Evidence: Delta‑8 therapeutic effects, CBD anxiolytic, CBG neuroprotective.
General Titration Rule for Dale County:
Start low (0.25 mL), wait 2–3 hours, then adjust. Every body is different.
HOW TO ORDER IN DALE COUNTY
- Visit: oilwellcbd.com/thca-rick-simpson-oil-rso-by-oilwell-cannabis-of-houston-texas/ or call (832) 416‑2816.
- Nationwide shipping: USPS Priority (2–3 days) or FedEx/UPS Ground (3–5 days) straight to your Dale County address.
- International: Full COAs and documentation included; you accept customs responsibility.
- Questions: [email protected] or DM @oilwellcbd on Instagram.
OPEN‑SOURCE FORMULAS
We publish exact recipes so anyone can replicate our product. Here are the numbers again:
RSO Sublingual Oil (30 mL) – 16,590 mg total cannabinoids – 553 mg/mL
CBD 4,500 mg | CBG 3,000 mg | Delta‑8 6,000 mg | THCa 1,500 mg | Delta‑9 90 mg | CBN 750 mg | CBC 750 mg
Live terpenes 5 % (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)
Organic MCT oil base
RSO Vape Cartridge (1 g) – ≈900 mg total cannabinoids
CBD 30 % | CBG 20 % | Delta‑8 15 % | THCa 10 % | CBN 10 % | CBC 10 %
Live terpenes 5 %+
Pet Golden Paste (Open‑Source)
½ cup organic turmeric powder | 1 cup water | ⅓ cup coconut oil | 1–2 tsp freshly ground black pepper | CBD oil (adjust to pet weight)
Heat turmeric+water into a paste, stir in oil & pepper, refrigerate up to 2 weeks. Mix into food.
If you can’t afford our product, source the distillates and make it yourself. That’s the OilWell promise.
SAFETY & LEGAL DISCLAIMERS
- Age: 21+ only.
- Delta‑9 THC: ≤0.3 % by dry weight; Farm Bill compliant.
- THCa: Converts to delta‑9 THC when heated. You are responsible for complying with local laws. Void where prohibited.
- Not FDA‑evaluated: Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
- Impairment: May cause drowsiness. Do not drive or operate machinery while under the influence of psychoactive cannabinoids.
- Pregnancy/Nursing: Consult a physician before use.
- Drug Interactions: Cannabinoids can interact with medications; seek medical advice if you are on prescription drugs.
- Keep Out of Reach of Children.
FINAL WORD FOR DALE COUNTY
We built OilWell Cannabis for people like you—people who have exhausted conventional options, who need real information, not hype, and who deserve a product that respects both the science and the struggle. Whether you’re a veteran in Ozark, a cancer patient in Midland City, a caregiver in Newton, or a neighbor simply curious about cannabinoids, we’re here.
Order today at oilwellcbd.com or call (832) 416‑2816. We ship to Dale County and beyond—legally, discreetly, and with the integrity you deserve.
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