Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) in Chickasaw County, Iowa: The Complete Guide by OilWell Cannabis

For decades, Chickasaw County families facing cancer, chronic pain, PTSD, and sleep disorders have searched for alternatives when conventional medicine fell short. Maybe you’re in New Hampton, caring for a parent going through chemotherapy. Perhaps you’re a farmer outside of Ionia dealing with chronic back pain that prescription meds barely touch. Or you could be a veteran in Nashua struggling with PTSD and the side effects of benzodiazepines. Wherever you are in Chickasaw County—Fredericksburg, Lawler, Alta Vista, or anywhere between—we’ve built our Rick Simpson Oil formulas for you.

This guide is different. We’re not here to sell you snake oil or false hope. We’re here to give you the complete, honest, evidence-based story of Rick Simpson Oil—what it is, what it isn’t, and how our modern, multi-cannabinoid RSO formulas can serve the people of Chickasaw County with the transparency and quality you deserve.

Who Was Rick Simpson, and Why Does His Story Matter in Chickasaw County?

Rick Simpson was born in 1949 in Amherst, Nova Scotia, Canada—not a doctor, not a scientist, but a power engineer and maintenance worker who stumbled into cannabis medicine because the medical system failed him. His story resonates across rural Iowa because we’ve all seen it: a hardworking person gets injured, the treatments don’t work, and they’re left to figure things out on their own.

In 1997, Simpson fell from scaffolding at a hospital in Moncton, New Brunswick. The aftermath—persistent tinnitus, dizziness, post-concussion symptoms—was treated with medications that either didn’t help or made things worse. When cannabis provided more relief than anything his doctors prescribed, he asked his physician to support cannabis treatment. The refusal he received is a story many in Chickasaw County know all too well. Our local healthcare system, stretched thin serving a dispersed rural population, often leaves patients feeling unheard when they seek alternatives.

Simpson’s interest deepened after learning about a 1974 NIH-funded study at the Medical College of Virginia, where THC reportedly slowed tumors in mice. That study—never replicated in controlled human trials—became his foundational reference point. The pivotal moment came in 2003 when Simpson claimed three basal cell carcinoma lesions on his arm disappeared after applying concentrated cannabis oil for four days. No independent medical verification was ever published, but this personal testimony launched a global movement.

Important context: Simpson’s account is historically significant as the catalyst for a global movement, but it cannot be evaluated as medical evidence. In Chickasaw County, where word-of-mouth health information travels fast through church communities, coffee shops, and farm cooperatives, it’s crucial to distinguish between personal stories and clinical proof. We honor Simpson’s story without letting it replace scientific rigor.

The Traditional RSO Protocol: What It Was and Why It Evolved

After his 2003 experience, Simpson committed himself to producing and distributing concentrated cannabis oil, giving it away for free to cancer patients and others in his community in Maccan, Nova Scotia. The 2005 documentary Run From The Cure spread his story globally, becoming foundational in cannabis communities—the film many people in Chickasaw County first encountered when searching “cannabis oil for cancer” online.

Simpson’s 60-Gram, 90-Day Regimen

The core protocol Simpson recommended was structured oral dosing designed to deliver 60 grams of oil over approximately 90 days:

Week 1: Start with a dose about half the size of a grain of dry rice—roughly 10-15mg of oil—three times daily. Total daily intake: 30-45mg. Simpson emphasized tiny initial doses to let the body adjust to THC’s psychoactive effects.

Weeks 2-5: Double the dose every four days to build tolerance gradually. By the end of week five, the target is approximately 1 gram (1,000mg) of oil per day, divided into three equal doses of about 333mg each.

Weeks 5-12: Maintain the full 1 gram daily dose until all 60 grams are consumed. The remaining 50+ grams would be used over the final 7-8 weeks.

Administration Methods

Simpson recommended three routes:

• Oral (primary): Sublingual or swallowed—for systemic absorption, internal cancers, and systemic conditions
• Topical (secondary): Applied directly to skin cancers and lesions, covered with bandages changed every 3-4 days
• Inhalation (not primary): For immediate symptom relief (pain, nausea) but not as the primary treatment method

Tolerance and Psychoactive Effects

Simpson claimed patients develop significant THC tolerance within 3-4 weeks. He considered euphoric, sedating, or disorienting effects minor and temporary, urging patients not to let the high discourage them. He recommended initial nighttime dosing and avoiding driving or machinery operation during titration—a practical consideration for anyone in Chickasaw County navigating rural roads or operating farm equipment.

Post-Protocol Maintenance

After completing the 60-gram course, Simpson recommended 1-2 grams of oil per month indefinitely for long-term health and cancer prevention.

Dietary and Lifestyle Recommendations

Simpson advocated reducing sugar, avoiding processed foods, and improving overall nutrition—general advice that resonates with Chickasaw County’s agricultural heritage and the fresh, whole-food values many of our families hold.

Critical Context for Evaluating This Protocol

This protocol was designed by one person based on personal experience. Several points matter for Chickasaw County readers:

• No controlled trial validation. No randomized controlled trials, cohort studies, or well-documented case series evaluate this specific 60-gram/90-day protocol for any condition.
• Assumes crude, unstandardized material. The 60-gram quantity assumes single-strain, THC-dominant extract with no standardized potency. Traditional RSO likely ranged from 60-90% THC by weight, but this was never lab-verified.
• Very high THC exposure. At peak dosing (1 gram daily of 60-90% THC oil), patients consumed roughly 600-900mg of delta-9 THC per day—far exceeding anything studied clinically. For context, the FDA-approved synthetic THC drug dronabinol is typically dosed at 2.5-20mg daily.
• Real risks at these doses. Consuming 600-900mg of THC daily carries serious risks: severe intoxication, impairment, anxiety, panic, tachycardia, hypotension, and cannabis use disorder. These risks are well-documented in the medical literature and particularly relevant for older adults in Chickasaw County who may have cardiac or blood pressure concerns.
• Oncology context. Patients with active cancer are medically complex. Using unregulated, unstandardized cannabis oil as primary treatment—potentially instead of proven therapies—introduces harm beyond the oil itself.

What Traditional Rick Simpson Oil Actually Was

Understanding what Simpson made helps Chickasaw County residents evaluate what’s sold locally as “RSO.”

Source Material

Simpson used high-THC, indica-dominant cannabis strains with no standardization. Every batch differed based on genetics, growing conditions, and availability. For Iowa farmers or gardeners who understand plant variability, this is like growing heirloom tomatoes—each plant is unique, and consistency is impossible.

Extraction Solvent

Simpson used naphtha (petroleum-based) or 99% isopropyl alcohol—neither food-grade. Naphtha may contain benzene, toluene, and other carcinogens. Incomplete solvent purging leaves harmful residues. This is a significant safety issue for anyone in Chickasaw County considering DIY extraction in a home kitchen or garage.

Extraction Process

Eight steps involving bucket agitation, filtration, rice cooker evaporation, and syringe storage. The high-heat process (60-80°C for naphtha, 82°C for isopropyl) meant traditional RSO was fully decarboxylated—effectively stripped of terpenes and converted all THCa to THC.

Appearance

Nearly black, thick, tar-like oil with strong cannabis odor and possible solvent-residual smell. If you’ve seen “RSO” at an Iowa dispensary or from a local source that looks different, it’s likely not traditional RSO—and that may be a good thing.

Cannabinoid Profile

Primarily decarboxylated delta-9 THC (60-90% estimated), with minor cannabinoids at natural ratios but uncontrolled, unmeasured, and never lab-verified. No CBD-to-THC ratio control.

Terpene Content

Minimal to none. The solvent-plus-heat process volatilized terpenes at temperatures well below cannabinoid degradation. Traditional RSO was effectively a cannabinoid-only product, missing the aromatic compounds that contribute to cannabis’s full effects.

Standardization and Testing

None. No Certificate of Analysis, no cannabinoid quantification, no contaminant screening. For Chickasaw County residents accustomed to USDA-inspected meat and FDA-regulated medications, this lack of quality control is unacceptable.

What the Science Actually Says: Simpson’s Claims vs. Evidence

Simpson claimed RSO could cure cancer, diabetes, chronic pain, infections, glaucoma, arthritis, depression, insomnia, and more. Let’s evaluate this against the actual evidence base.

What Simpson Was Not

Simpson was not a scientist, physician, pharmacologist, or researcher. He had no formal medical training, never conducted or published a clinical trial, and never submitted results for peer review. His evidence was personal experience and informal testimonials—no controls, no verification, no blinding.

What Preclinical Literature Shows

In vitro studies demonstrate THC and CBD can induce apoptosis (programmed cell death), inhibit proliferation, and reduce angiogenesis in certain cancer cell lines. Animal models show some tumor-growth inhibition. These findings are scientifically interesting and have generated legitimate research interest.

What Preclinical Literature Does NOT Show

These findings have not translated into proven human cancer cures. The gap between animal/in vitro results and human clinical outcomes is vast. No human clinical trial has demonstrated RSO or any cannabis oil cures cancer. Small human trials (particularly glioblastoma) have been exploratory and have not produced results supporting cancer-cure claims.

Institutional Positions

• U.S. National Cancer Institute (NCI): Acknowledges cannabinoids have been studied for potential anticancer effects in lab and animal models but does not endorse cannabis or cannabis oil as cancer treatment.
• U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA): Has not approved any cannabis plant product for cancer treatment. Only purified CBD (Epidiolex) and synthetic THC analogues (dronabinol/nabilone) have specific approvals for other indications.
• Health Canada: Has never approved RSO or cannabis oil as a cancer cure.
• NCCIH: Strongest evidence is for certain epilepsies, chemo nausea, and HIV/AIDS appetite—not cancer cure.

What Simpson Got Right

Simpson drew attention to cannabinoids as serious biomedical research when the world ignored them. His advocacy helped create the political, cultural, and social conditions for the legal cannabis industry. The term “RSO” remains the most recognized name for full-spectrum cannabis extract.

What He Overstated

The leap from preclinical signals to cancer cure was not supported by human evidence then, and it’s not supported now. Encouraging patients to use RSO instead of proven oncologic therapies carries genuine harm potential. Delayed or foregone treatment for treatable cancers is a documented concern in alternative medicine literature.

This is particularly relevant for Chickasaw County residents who may need to travel to Mason City, Waterloo, or Cedar Rapids for oncology care. We urge you: use cannabinoid education to complement medical care, not replace it. Consult your oncologist at MercyOne or Covenant Clinic before making any treatment decisions.

The Evolution: Why Modern RSO Is Different

The term “RSO” has become generic. Many products labeled RSO bear little resemblance to Simpson’s original. Simpson himself has been critical of commercial products that depart from his method and philosophy—his model was anti-commercial, DIY, and free-access.

Traditional RSO vs. OilWell’s Modern Formula

Dimension	Traditional RSO	OilWell Formulated RSO
Source material	Single high-THC indica strain	Multi-cannabinoid blend from multiple sources
Extraction	Naphtha or isopropyl alcohol	Food-grade ethanol or CO₂ methods
Cannabinoids	THC-dominant, uncontrolled	7 defined cannabinoids at specific ratios (16,590mg total)
Terpenes	Destroyed by heat	Live terpenes at 5% with 7-terpene profile
Standardization	None	Lab-tested with 553mg/mL targets
Lab testing	Not performed	Full panel (potency, terpenes, pesticides, heavy metals, residual solvents, microbial)
Residual solvents	Significant risk	Controlled and tested
Dosing precision	Approximate syringe-based	Measured per mL with graduated dropper
Formats	Single thick oil	Sublingual oil + vape cartridge
THCa preservation	Fully decarboxylated by heat	Preserved as separate ingredient at 1,500mg
Evidence approach	Anecdotal, personal testimony	Research-backed, evidence-weighted
Access	Illegal to produce/transport	Farm Bill compliant, ships nationwide

Why Our Formulas Diverge From Traditional RSO

Multi-cannabinoid approach: Traditional RSO relied on whatever single strain was available. Our formulas intentionally include seven cannabinoids—CBD, CBG, delta-8 THC, THCa, delta-9 THC, CBN, and CBC—because the entourage-effect literature suggests potential benefit from cannabinoid diversity [20][29].

Terpene preservation: Traditional RSO had essentially no terpenes. We include live terpenes at 5% with a specific seven-terpene profile because terpene bioactivity is plausible and supported at the preclinical level [20][21][23][24][25][26][27][28][29].

THCa as separate ingredient: Traditional RSO fully decarboxylated everything. Our sublingual formula includes THCa at 1,500mg—a distinct ingredient with its own non-psychoactive bioactivity that is lost when converted to THC [12].

Reduced delta-9 dominance: Traditional RSO was 60-90% delta-9 THC. Our formula uses only 90mg delta-9 THC total, distributing remaining cannabinoid content across CBD (4,500mg), CBG (3,000mg), delta-8 THC (6,000mg), CBN (750mg), and CBC (750mg)—reflecting broader research rather than single-compound dominance.

Product format innovation: Simpson had one crude format. We offer both sublingual oil and vape cartridge, acknowledging different delivery routes have different pharmacokinetic profiles [14].

Solvent Safety Evolution

Traditional RSO used naphtha or isopropyl alcohol—toxic, non-food-grade solvents. Naphtha may contain benzene, toluene, and carcinogens. Incomplete purging leaves harmful residues.

Our production uses food-grade ethanol or supercritical CO₂, allowing complete solvent removal validated by analytical methods. We test finished products for residual solvents via headspace gas chromatography—the modern standard that protects Chickasaw County consumers from contamination risks associated with home extraction methods.

The Decarboxylation Choice: Giving You Control

Traditional RSO gave patients no choice about psychoactivity—it was always fully activated. Our sublingual formula contains 1,500mg THCa in its acidic, non-psychoactive form, creating three distinct usage options:

Option 1 — Raw, No Heat: All 1,500mg stays as THCa—completely non-psychoactive. Provides anti-inflammatory activity via COX-2 inhibition and neuroprotective potential via PPARγ agonism [12]. Perfect for daytime use in Chickasaw County—working at the grain elevator in Lawler, driving to the co-op in New Hampton, or managing livestock in Fredericksburg—with zero impairment.

Option 2 — Fully Activated, Home Decarboxylation: Heat oil at 260°F (125°C) for 45-60 minutes in an oven-safe glass container. This converts 1,500mg THCa into approximately 1,315mg delta-9 THC. Combined with existing 90mg delta-9 THC, you get ~1,405mg total delta-9 THC. Add 6,000mg delta-8 THC, and you achieve psychoactive potency comparable to traditional illegal RSO—100% legally, because activation occurs at your discretion after purchase. You can also transfer a controlled portion to a second container, decarboxylating only what you intend to use while preserving the rest in raw form.

Option 3 — Vape, Auto-Decarboxylation: Our RSO Vape Cartridge vaporizes at 400-450°F, instantly converting THCa to delta-9 THC with each puff. Every inhalation delivers freshly decarboxylated cannabinoids for fastest relief.

The conversion: 1mg THCa = 0.877mg delta-9 THC after decarboxylation, reflecting loss of CO₂ during reaction. This design puts potency control entirely in your hands—aligning with Simpson’s principle that patients should control their medicine, but implementing it through actual product chemistry.

Who We Are: The OilWell Cannabis Story

OilWell Cannabis was founded by Colin Valencia in Houston, Texas. But Colin’s story begins in McAllen, Texas—right across the river from Reynosa, Tamaulipas, Mexico. The McAllen-Reynosa Borderplex is one of America’s most economically challenged and dangerous border regions. This background gave Colin an understanding of hardship that resonates across Chickasaw County’s rural communities, where economic opportunity can be scarce and resilience is a way of life.

From Border Hardship to Medical Precision

Colin’s childhood involved transporting items across the border, facing violence, and seeing friends killed or imprisoned. By sixteen, he had to leave home. He chose cannabis over darker paths, learning the plant intimately while operating in the shadows before legalization.

Later, Colin became a formally trained software engineer, doing custom development for Baylor College of Medicine in the Texas Medical Center. That combination—deep cannabis plant knowledge plus medical-grade technical precision—defines OilWell’s approach and sets us apart from every other RSO producer serving Iowa.

Bentley’s Story: Where It All Began

Our origin story begins with a dog named Bentley. Bentley was family—more than a pet, he was Colin’s companion through the toughest times. When Bentley fell seriously ill, veterinarians delivered the verdict no pet owner wants: euthanasia was the only humane option. Bentley was paralyzed in his back legs. Pain medications would destroy his internal organs. The choice was painful decline or mercy killing.

But giving up wasn’t an option. In a desperate search for alternatives, Colin stumbled upon CBD through a question that changed everything: “You’ve moved how many tons of weed and you’ve never heard of CBD?” from rescue worker Jessica.

Colin learned to create CBD golden paste—a specialized cannabinoid formula for pets. It wasn’t a cure, but it was hope. And that hope delivered what veterinary medicine said was impossible: Bentley got up, walked over to Colin, and brought him his ball to play. From paralyzed and facing euthanasia to fetching his ball. Dogs don’t respond to placebo—this was cannabinoid medicine doing what pharmaceuticals could not.

Bentley lived another ten years, passing naturally at age twenty. During those years, Colin developed specialized formulas for every condition Bentley faced:

• Neurodegeneration → CBG’s neuroprotective properties and THCa’s PPARγ agonism for brain cell protection
• Dementia → CBC’s role in neurogenesis
• Glaucoma → THC’s CB1 agonism for intraocular pressure reduction
• Crippling arthritis → Multi-pathway anti-inflammatory approaches using CBD, CBG, THCa, and beta-caryophyllene through different receptor systems simultaneously

Single cannabinoids weren’t enough. Bentley’s evolving conditions required multi-cannabinoid synergy. Pharmaceutical precision mattered—Bentley’s life depended on formula accuracy, not guesswork.

Colin’s Personal Journey: From Benzo Addiction to Formulation

Colin also knows pharmaceutical dependence personally. He struggled with PTSD and benzodiazepine addiction. When he decided to break free from Xanax, he did it cold turkey—a notoriously difficult and dangerous feat—using the cannabinoid knowledge developed keeping Bentley alive.

Our Peace Gummies formula was created during midnight experiments while fighting through benzo withdrawal. Colin personally uses the vape form for insomnia and severe PTSD. This is not theoretical knowledge. Colin lived what RSO patients live: desperation for relief, failed pharmaceuticals, the discovery that cannabinoids work when pills do not.

Over time, therapeutic benefits became our core work. We’ve developed formulas that doctors use for Crohn’s disease, IBS, ulcerative colitis, PTSD, benzo addiction, and insomnia. Our focus has always been making cannabis accessible and effective for everyone—including vegans, diabetics, and those with specific health needs.

ABC13 Recognition: Houston’s Authority on Cannabis

Between September 2019 and April 2023, ABC13 Houston (KTRK) featured Colin Valencia and OilWell Cannabis in seven distinct news segments spanning business, law, medicine, community health, and politics. Five different reporters—Tom Abrahams, Steve Campion, Shelley Childers, Nick Natario, and KTRK staff—sought Colin out across those years.

No other Houston cannabis operator matches this frequency or breadth. When ABC13 needed to explain a new cannabis product, it called Colin. When state agencies reversed Delta-8 legality overnight, it called Colin. When President Biden announced marijuana pardons, it called Colin—who revealed his personal marijuana conviction history to put the policy in context for viewers.

These features are not marketing. They are independently produced, editorially controlled news segments from a major-market ABC affiliate that repeatedly identified Colin as the most credible voice in Houston’s legal cannabis industry. That recognition cannot be purchased—it can only be earned.

Our Foundational Philosophy

Colin’s quote from that first 2019 ABC13 feature captures everything we stand for:

“I’m not trying to sell people snake oil. I’m not trying to sell people hope. But there’s enough research out there that people just need to know and try and have the best possible version to base their opinions off of to give it a fair shot as to whether it’s right or wrong for them.”

That quote is the seed of everything we’ve built—the open-source formulas, the evidence-based documentation, the refusal to make unsupported claims. It’s why we’re transparent with Chickasaw County families when we say: we don’t know if this will work for you, but we can give you the best possible version to find out.

Our Operations: Licensed, Verified, Accessible

Today, OilWell Cannabis operates from Montrose, Houston, Texas (810 Richmond Avenue, Houston, TX 77006). We’ve been operating since 2019, generate approximately $1M in annual revenue, maintain a near-5.0 Google rating, and are Texas DSHS licensed. All artwork, formulations, and packaging are created in-house in Houston using only our own recipes and ideas.

For Chickasaw County residents, our Houston location means we’re accessible. Whether you’re in New Hampton needing same-day shipping or in rural Fredericksburg requiring discreet delivery, our infrastructure serves Iowa reliably.

The OilWell RSO Philosophy: Four Core Principles

Our RSO is not traditional Rick Simpson Oil. It’s formulated, multi-cannabinoid, and departs from tradition in deliberate, evidence-motivated ways:

1. Accessibility over gatekeeping. No medical card required. Anyone 21+ can purchase. We ship nationwide and internationally to Chickasaw County and beyond. Simpson believed medicine should be accessible; we built a legal distribution model that makes it accessible.

2. Patient-controlled potency. THCa is sold in its acidic, non-psychoactive form. You decide whether to use it raw or decarboxylate it into delta-9 THC. Simpson believed patients should control their medicine; we engineered a product that puts that control in your hands through chemistry.

3. Open-source formulas. We publish our complete formulas publicly—every cannabinoid, every milligram, every percentage—so if you can’t afford our product, you can source ingredients and make your own. Simpson gave his oil away free and taught people to make it; we adapted that ethos for the modern marketplace.

4. Evidence-informed, not evidence-overstating. Our GENERAL KNOWLEDGE section represents our commitment to honest education about what science actually says. Simpson operated without peer-reviewed literature; we have that access and use it to distinguish between well-supported, emerging, and overstated claims.

Legal Framework: Farm Bill Compliance for Iowa

The 2018 Farm Bill legalized hemp and hemp-derived products containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC by dry weight. This federal framework is the foundation of our product design.

Our RSO Sublingual Oil contains only 90mg of delta-9 THC in the entire 30mL bottle—3mg per milliliter—well under the 0.3% threshold. All cannabinoids are hemp-derived. The product is legal under federal law and in Iowa.

Why THCa Changes Everything

THCa is the acidic, non-psychoactive precursor to delta-9 THC. It’s not delta-9 THC itself, making it Farm Bill compliant at sale. The practical significance is massive: you can legally purchase, possess, and transport our product in Chickasaw County, then activate it at home.

By heating the oil at 260°F (125°C) for 45-60 minutes in an oven-safe glass container, you convert 1,500mg THCa into approximately 1,315mg delta-9 THC. Combined with the existing 90mg delta-9 THC, you get ~1,405mg total delta-9 THC—giving you psychoactive potency comparable to traditional illegal RSO, entirely at your discretion after legal purchase.

Important legal notice: THCa converts to delta-9 THC when heated. You are responsible for understanding and complying with Iowa law regarding cannabinoid products. We ship with full documentation, COAs, and receipts. Minimum flat-fee shipping applies; excessive international shipping costs are billed to the customer. The customer accepts all customs and legal risk.

Open-Source Formulas: Transparency You Can Verify

We publish our complete RSO formulas publicly. This is unprecedented in the cannabis industry—no other company reveals their exact formulations. Here’s why it matters for Chickasaw County:

If you can’t afford our $129.99 sublingual oil or $49.99 vape cartridge, you can see exactly what the formula contains, source individual cannabinoid distillates and isolates, and make your own version. If you can afford it, you get a professionally manufactured, lab-tested, standardized product. Either way, you’re empowered.

This direct echo of Simpson’s free-distribution ethos is our commitment to accessibility. We sell a professional product and publish the recipe—giving Chickasaw County residents the same information whether they buy from us or make it themselves.

Bentley’s Original Open-Source Formula

Our open-source philosophy started with Bentley. We published the CBD golden paste recipe that saved his life so any pet owner facing a similar crisis could make it:

CBD Golden Paste for Pets:

• ½ cup organic turmeric powder
• 1 cup water
• ⅓ cup unrefined organic coconut oil
• 1-2 tsp freshly ground black pepper (absorption enhancer)
• CBD oil (dosage pet-dependent; consult veterinarian)

Instructions: Combine turmeric and water in a saucepan, stir over low heat for 7-10 minutes until thick paste forms. Add coconut oil and pepper, mix thoroughly. Cool, transfer to jar, refrigerate up to 2 weeks. Mix small amount with pet’s food 1-2 times daily.

We published this for free years before our RSO formulas. The pattern is consistent: give away what saves lives, whether it’s pets or people. For Chickasaw County families who can’t afford specialized veterinary care in Mason City or Cedar Rapids, this recipe is immediately actionable.

The Decarboxylation Choice: Three Ways to Use One Product

Traditional RSO gave patients no choice about psychoactivity. Our sublingual formula creates three distinct usage pathways:

Option 1: Raw (Non-Psychoactive)

Use the oil as-is. All 1,500mg THCa stays acidic—zero psychoactivity. Provides anti-inflammatory activity via COX-2 inhibition and neuroprotective potential via PPARγ agonism [12]. Perfect for Chickasaw County residents who need daytime functionality: operating tractors, running errands in New Hampton, attending church services, or working at the co-op without impairment.

Option 2: Fully Activated (Home Decarboxylation)

Heat oil at 260°F for 45-60 minutes in oven-safe glass. Converts 1,500mg THCa to ~1,315mg delta-9 THC. Combined with existing 90mg delta-9 THC, you get ~1,405mg total delta-9 THC—psychoactive potency comparable to traditional RSO, 100% legally because activation happens after purchase in your private residence.

Pro tip for Chickasaw County: If you have a propane oven in a rural home, monitor temperature carefully with an oven thermometer. Electric ovens in town may have more stable heating elements.

Option 3: Vape (Auto-Decarboxylation)

Our RSO Vape Cartridge vaporizes at 400-450°F, instantly converting THCa to delta-9 THC with each puff. Every inhalation delivers freshly decarboxylated cannabinoids for the fastest relief available—ideal for breakthrough pain or panic attacks.

The conversion chemistry: THCa molecular weight is 358.47 g/mol. The ratio is 1mg THCa = 0.877mg delta-9 THC after decarboxylation, reflecting CO₂ loss.

Solvent-Free Production: Safety First

We’re not an extraction product. We’re a formulated blend of individual cannabinoid distillates and isolates combined in controlled conditions. No naphtha, no isopropyl alcohol, no butane, no extraction solvents in finished product.

Our carrier: Organic MCT oil (medium-chain triglycerides)—food-grade, facilitates cannabinoid absorption through sublingual tissue, and provides neutral taste. Compare this to traditional RSO’s tar-like consistency and solvent-residual odor.

Our testing: Third-party lab analysis covers:

• Cannabinoid potency (verified to ±2% accuracy via HPLC/UHPLC)
• Terpene profile
• Pesticides (400+ compound screening via LC-MS/MS and GC-MS/MS)
• Heavy metals (arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury below FDA limits via ICP-MS)
• Residual solvents (FDA Class 3 limits <5,000 ppm via headspace GC)
• Microbial contaminants (E. coli, Salmonella, Aspergillus)

Certificates of Analysis (COAs) are available on request and accessible through our website. For Chickasaw County’s health-conscious consumers, this transparency is non-negotiable.

Our Complete Product Line: Beyond RSO

While RSO is our flagship, we produce a range of cannabinoid products, each developed from Colin’s ten years of formulation knowledge:

Asshole Peach — Our Most Popular Product

Carefully formulated for euphoric, long-lasting sensation. Particularly favored by veterans for PTSD and pain relief without aggressive psychoactivity.

Peace Gummies — Born From Benzo Withdrawal

Developed directly from Colin’s experience quitting Xanax cold turkey. Created during midnight experiments fighting benzo withdrawal. Available in vape form for quick relief—Colin personally uses it for insomnia and severe PTSD.

Custom Creations

We design tailored products for specific cannabinoid ratios, delivery formats, or health circumstances. This includes formulations for vegans, diabetics, and those with specific dietary needs—important for Chickasaw County residents managing multiple health conditions.

Two Product Formats: Choose Your Delivery

RSO Sublingual Oil — $129.99

Specs:

• 30mL bottle (1 fl oz)
• 16,590mg total cannabinoids (553mg per mL)
• Seven cannabinoids: CBD 4,500mg, CBG 3,000mg, delta-8 THC 6,000mg, THCa 1,500mg, delta-9 THC 90mg, CBN 750mg, CBC 750mg
• Live terpenes at 5%: limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene
• Organic MCT oil base
• Graduated dropper for precise 0.1mL dosing increments
• Onset: 15-45 minutes (sublingual absorption)
• Peak effects: 1-2 hours
• Duration: 4-6 hours
• Bioavailability: 13-19% (partially bypasses first-pass liver metabolism)
• Approximately 40-60 doses per bottle depending on serving size

For Chickasaw County residents managing chronic conditions requiring sustained relief, this format provides consistent, long-acting support.

RSO Vape Cartridge — $49.99

Specs:

• 1-gram cartridge
• 900mg+ total cannabinoids
• Same six-cannabinoid ratio as sublingual (THCa auto-decarbs at vaping temperature)
• Live terpenes at 5%+
• 510-thread universal battery compatibility (batteries available at most smoke shops in Mason City or through our website)
• Onset: 1-2 minutes (fastest available)
• Peak effects: 10-15 minutes
• Duration: 2-4 hours
• Bioavailability: 10-35% (varies by inhalation technique)
• Automatic THCa decarboxylation at 400-450°F

For Chickasaw County residents dealing with breakthrough pain, panic attacks, or acute nausea, this format provides rapid relief when you need it most.

When to Use Each Format: A Practical Guide for Chickasaw County

Use Case	Recommended Format	Why It Works for You
Fast relief (acute pain, nausea, panic)	Vape	1-2 minute onset—perfect when you can’t wait
Sustained relief (chronic pain, sleep)	Sublingual	4-6 hour duration—ideal for overnight or all-day management
Maximum bioavailability	Sublingual	13-19% absorption gets more medicine into your system
Portability/discretion	Vape	Compact, no measuring—easy for travel to Waterloo appointments
Precise dosing control	Sublingual	Graduated dropper in 0.1mL increments—critical for titration
Daytime non-psychoactive use	Sublingual (raw)	THCa stays inactive—zero impairment for farm work or driving
Nighttime psychoactive use	Sublingual (decarbed) or Vape	Activated THCa + delta-8 THC for therapeutic potency

The Science Behind Every Compound

For Chickasaw County’s research-minded residents and healthcare providers, here’s what the evidence actually says:

CBD (4,500mg in sublingual formula)

Evidence profile: Strongest human evidence in our formula set.

Well-supported uses: Purified CBD has the most credible human evidence in seizure disorders [1][2]. A 2024 systematic review of 316 participants found statistically significant anxiolytic effects, though authors stress the limited clinical sample [3]. A 2024 pain review concluded the literature is promising but heterogeneous, limiting broad analgesic claims [4]. A 2023 insomnia review found methodological weaknesses in sleep studies [5].

Safety: A 2023 liver injury meta-analysis found real signal for enzyme elevation, especially relevant in concentrated oral products and polypharmacy settings [6]. NCCIH flags decreased alertness, GI effects, liver abnormalities, and drug interactions [1].

For Chickasaw County: If you’re seeing a neurologist at MercyOne North Iowa, CBD’s seizure evidence is most relevant. If you’re managing chronic pain after years of farm work, the emerging pain literature may apply, but discuss with your physician.

CBG (3,000mg)

Evidence profile: Mostly review-level and preclinical; human evidence sparse [7][8].

Pharmacology: CBG is the biosynthetic precursor to major cannabinoids, interacting with cannabinoid receptors, alpha-2 adrenoceptors, and 5-HT1A signaling—mechanistically interesting but not clinically established [7].

Research areas: Reviews discuss possible relevance to neurologic disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, and antibacterial activity—primarily pharmacology-led hypotheses [7][8].

Caution: CBG is already sold commercially while evidence remains thin—claims frequently outrun science [7].

For Chickasaw County: CBG is a promising minor cannabinoid, but describe it as investigational rather than proven.

Delta-8 THC (6,000mg)

Evidence profile: Pharmacologically relevant, psychoactive, much less clinically characterized than delta-9 THC [9]-[11].

Pharmacology: 2022 review found delta-8 THC and delta-9 THC have broadly similar pharmacokinetic behavior. Delta-8 is a partial CB1 agonist with cannabimimetic activity, but less potent than delta-9, likely due to weaker CB1 affinity [9].

Public health: 2023 scoping review found evidence base dominated by animal studies, product chemistry, and use reports—not strong human trials. Reports of adverse consequences noted, with regulatory and product-quality concerns emphasized [10].

Manufacturing: Chemistry review notes commercial interest tied to greater stability and easier synthesis compared to naturally scarce plant levels, raising product-byproduct and lab-testing questions [11].

For Chickasaw County: Delta-8 THC is psychoactive with real pharmacologic activity but incomplete human safety characterization. Treat it as a THC analogue, not a mild or risk-free cannabinoid.

THCa (1,500mg)

Evidence profile: Important chemically, low on direct human therapeutic evidence [12].

What it is: Acidic precursor to THC. Distinction only holds if molecule stays acidic and isn’t substantially decarboxylated [12].

Research: In vitro and rodent literature suggest anti-inflammatory, immunomodulatory, neuroprotective, and antineoplastic possibilities—not equivalent to established human outcomes [12].

For Chickasaw County: THCa is a highly relevant precursor whose interpretation depends on route, temperature, processing, and storage. Heat it, and you get THC; leave it raw, and you get non-psychoactive effects.

Delta-9 THC (90mg total)

Evidence profile: Strongest human evidence of psychoactive cannabinoids, clearest adverse-effect burden [1][13]-[15].

Well-supported uses: NCCIH identifies relevance to chemo nausea/vomiting, HIV/AIDS appetite/weight loss, some MS and pain outcomes—while stressing many uses remain uncertain [1].

Pain evidence: 2022 systematic review found high-THC products may provide short-term pain benefit but increase dizziness, sedation, nausea, and treatment discontinuation [13].

Pharmacokinetics: Inhaled THC: onset seconds to minutes, peak 15-30 minutes, tapers over hours. Oral THC: later onset, later peak, longer duration—critical for overconsumption risk [14].

Mental health risk: 2025 systematic review found consistent unfavorable associations between high-concentration THC and psychosis/schizophrenia, with concerning signals for anxiety and depression [15].

For Chickasaw County: At 90mg total delta-9 THC in our entire bottle, you’re getting significantly less than Simpson’s protocol (600-900mg daily) or recreational products. This is intentional for safety.

CBN (750mg)

Evidence profile: Weak human evidence; marketing ahead of data [12][16][17].

Sleep claims: 2021 narrative review screened 99 human-study abstracts and found no clinical trials using validated sleep questionnaires or polysomnography to substantiate strong sleep-promoting claims [16].

Broader sleep literature: 2024 updated review concluded overall cannabinoid sleep research doesn’t match real-world use scale, with need for better-designed trials substantial [17].

For Chickasaw County: CBN has stronger cultural reputation as a sleep aid than clinical evidence supports. Our 750mg inclusion is based on plausible mechanism and customer interest, not proven efficacy.

CBC (750mg)

Evidence profile: Emerging, intriguing, overwhelmingly preclinical [18][19].

Pharmacology: 2024 review describes distinct receptor behavior, highlighting antinociceptive, antibacterial, and anti-seizure areas as interesting research targets [18].

Safety caveat: 2024 review explicitly notes over-the-counter CBC products are already sold despite little evidence establishing clinical efficacy or safety [18].

For Chickasaw County: CBC deserves more research, not broad therapeutic claims.

The Terpene Profile: More Than Aroma

Traditional RSO had essentially no terpenes. Our formulas include live terpenes at 5% with a seven-terpene profile that matters pharmacologically, not just aromatically. For Chickasaw County residents who understand that soil quality affects crop flavor, terpenes are the “soil” of cannabis effects.

Limonene (Citrus-Bright)

Evidence: Largely review and preclinical [20]-[22]. 2021 review describes antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, cardioprotective, gastroprotective, immune-modulatory activities—but mostly from nonhuman literature [21].

Safety: Limonene oxidation products (hydroperoxides) are recognized contact allergens [22].

For Chickasaw County: Biologically active but cannabis-specific therapeutic claims should stay conservative.

Myrcene

Evidence: Mostly preclinical, very limited human evidence [20][23]. 2021 review describes anxiolytic, antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, analgesic properties but explicitly states human studies are lacking [23].

For Chickasaw County: Plausible bioactivity, but “sedating terpene” claims exceed current proof.

Caryophyllene (Pepper/Spice)

Evidence: Most mechanistically interesting—direct CB2 receptor agonist [24]. 2021 review notes anti-inflammatory, immunomodulatory, antioxidant, neuroprotective, gastroprotective actions, but human confirmation limited [24].

For Chickasaw County: Strongest candidate for cannabinoid-system significance among terpenes, but still not clinically proven for claimed outcomes.

Pinene (Forest-Fresh)

Evidence: Promising preclinical, weak human confirmation [20][25]. 2021 brain-health review found antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, neuroprotective signals justifying future study, but emphasized lack of well-designed clinical trials [25].

For Chickasaw County: Deserves scientific attention, but “memory-improving” claims are exploratory.

Linalool (Floral, Lavender)

Evidence: Substantial preclinical interest, limited direct clinical confirmation [20][22][25][26]. 2021 brain-health review found enough preclinical signal to justify continued investigation, but lacking robust human trials [25]. Separate reviews discuss possible antidepressant mechanisms [26].

Safety: Oxidized linalool hydroperoxides are recognized allergens [22].

For Chickasaw County: Scientifically credible for mood, but current evidence supports cautious phrasing.

Humulene (Earthy, Woody)

Evidence: Translationally interesting, early stage [20][27]. 2024 scoping review analyzed 340 articles, found broad preclinical evidence for anti-inflammatory effects, with some rodent work suggesting cannabimimetic properties via CB1 and adenosine A2a pathways [27].

For Chickasaw County: Valuable for hypothesis generation, not settled clinical efficacy.

Terpinolene (Piney, Fruity, Sparkling)

Evidence: Least clinically characterized [20][28]. 2021 review screened 2,449 records, included 57 studies, concluding evidence base dominated by in silico, in vitro, and animal studies rather than human trials [28].

For Chickasaw County: Biologically interesting but especially underdeveloped clinically.

Evidence Limits and Interpretation: The Honest Assessment

1. The evidence base is highly uneven. CBD and delta-9 THC support the most detailed human statements; the rest require more caution [1]-[29].

2. Extract/molecule/synthetic/terpene data aren’t interchangeable. One common error is letting evidence from one category stand in for another.

3. Minor cannabinoids and terpenes are commercially interesting precisely because they’re underexplored, but that means claims often become inflated.

4. Product quality matters as much as molecule identity. Labeling inaccuracies, contamination, synthesis byproducts, dose variability, and route-dependent pharmacokinetics all materially affect real-world interpretation [1][10][11][14].

5. For THCa, chemistry is destiny. Storage and heating change exposure profile by converting acidic cannabinoids into neutral THC [12].

Common Overstatements to Avoid (What Our Competitors Get Wrong)

Overstatement	More Accurate	For Chickasaw County
CBN is a clinically proven sleep aid	Specific sleep evidence for CBN remains weak, with no strong validated-trial base [16][17]	Don’t expect guaranteed sleep from CBN alone
Myrcene is a proven human sedative	Myrcene has plausible preclinical bioactivity, but direct human proof for sedation is limited [20][23]	“Couch-lock” from myrcene is unproven
Terpenes have proven entourage effects in patients	Entourage hypotheses are influential but robust clinical proof remains limited [20][29]	Terpenes add aroma and plausible synergy, not proven therapy
THCa is always nonpsychoactive	THCa itself isn’t THC, but heating converts THCa to THC, changing exposure [12]	Heating matters—raw vs. cooked is different
Delta-8 THC is safe because it’s hemp-derived	Delta-8 THC is psychoactive, close to delta-9 THC, with manufacturing/testing concerns [9]-[11]	It’s a real THC, not a mild or risk-free version

Condition-Specific Usage Context for Chickasaw County

Important disclaimer: These contexts are informed by cannabinoid research cited above and our formulation rationale. They are not medical prescriptions, not FDA-approved, and not substitutes for professional medical care. Consult your healthcare provider before use.

Chemotherapy-Related Nausea and Appetite Support

Pre-chemo: 0.5-1.0mL sublingual approximately 1 hour before treatment
Acute breakthrough nausea: 2-3 vape puffs for immediate relief (1-2 minute onset)
Post-chemo: 0.5mL sublingual every 6 hours as needed
Sleep support: 1.0-2.0mL sublingual before bed (delivers 25-50mg CBN)

Why it matters in Chickasaw County: If you’re traveling to Mason City’s MercyOne, Waterloo’s Covenant Clinic, or Iowa City’s Holden Comprehensive Cancer Center for treatment, managing chemo side effects at home is crucial. Delta-8 THC antiemetic evidence [9] and delta-9 THC nausea evidence [1][13] provide the scientific rationale, while CBD offers anxiolytic buffering [3].

Chronic Pain (Fibromyalgia, Arthritis, Neuropathy)

Daytime: 0.3-0.5mL raw sublingual—anti-inflammatory without psychoactive impairment. Essential for operating equipment on Chickasaw County farms.
Nighttime: 0.5-1.0mL decarboxylated sublingual—combines pain relief with CBN sleep support
Breakthrough pain: Vape as needed for rapid onset

Evidence: CBD pain literature [4], delta-9 THC pain evidence [13], beta-caryophyllene CB2 agonism [24], THCa COX-2 inhibition [12].

Sleep Support

Before bed: 1.0-2.0mL sublingual
At 2.0mL: Delivers 50mg CBN—the dosage investigated in 2024 sleep literature
At 1.0mL: Delivers 25mg CBN—above 20mg threshold associated with reduced sleep disturbance [16][17]

For Chickasaw County: Sleep disorders are common in rural areas, whether from physical labor, stress, or pain. Our CBN dosing is based on published research, though evidence remains preliminary.

Anxiety and Stress

Daytime functional relief: 0.3mL raw sublingual—CBD and CBG address anxiety pathways without impairment
Nighttime: 1.0mL sublingual—full profile including CBN for sleep architecture

Evidence: CBD anxiety evidence [3], CBG pharmacology [7][8], limonene entourage evidence [20].

How to Order in Chickasaw County: Delivery and Access

Nationwide Shipping to Iowa (Including Chickasaw County)

We ship to all 50 states where Farm Bill-compliant products are legal, including every corner of Iowa—from New Hampton to Alta Vista, Fredericksburg to Lawler.

Shipping options:

• USPS Priority Mail (2-3 business days)
• FedEx/UPS Ground (3-5 business days)
• Discreet packaging with no cannabis branding visible—important for rural mail delivery privacy
• Tracking provided for all orders
• Temperature-stable packaging for Iowa summer heat
• Signature-required option available

International Shipping

We ship to multiple countries across continents. The THCa legal framework makes this possible: <0.3% delta-9 THC at sale meets hemp product definitions. All international packages include full documentation and COAs for customs. Customer accepts all customs/legal risk.

For Chickasaw County residents with family abroad or snowbirds in warmer climates, this global access is unprecedented—Rick Simpson could never legally ship his oil internationally. We can.

How Our Formulas Connect to This Evidence

Every cannabinoid and terpene in our formula has its evidence profile in the sections above. We don’t exempt ourselves from the same standards applied to the broader field. Where we make specific research claims, this document provides source evaluation context.

Our position—stated in 2019 and unchanged—is that people in Chickasaw County deserve the best possible information so they can give our products a fair shot and decide for themselves whether they’re right or wrong.

The Complete RSO Sublingual Oil Formula

Cannabinoid	Amount
CBD	4,500mg
CBG	3,000mg
Delta-8 THC	6,000mg
THCa	1,500mg
Delta-9 THC	90mg
CBN	750mg
CBC	750mg
Total Cannabinoids	16,590mg

• Live Terpenes: 5% (limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool, humulene, terpinolene)
• Format: 30mL bottle
• Active cannabinoids per mL: 553mg
• Carrier: Organic MCT oil
• Dosing: Graduated dropper with 0.1mL increments
• Onset: 15-45 minutes
• Duration: 4-6 hours
• Bioavailability: 13-19%
• Doses per bottle: 40-60 depending on serving size

The Complete RSO Vape Cartridge Formula

Cannabinoid	Percentage
CBD	30%
CBG	20%
Delta-8 THC	15%
THCa	10%
CBN	10%
CBC	10%

• Live Terpenes: 5%+
• Format: 1 Gram cartridge
• Battery: 510-thread universal (widely available)
• Onset: 1-2 minutes
• Duration: 2-4 hours
• Bioavailability: 10-35%

Terpene Profile Explained for Chickasaw County

Our seven-terpene profile complements the cannabinoid formula:

• Limonene: Citrus-bright, mood-elevating, complements anxiety relief
• Myrcene: Relaxing body effects, enhances penetration
• Caryophyllene: Pepper/spice, direct CB2 activation for inflammation
• Pinene: Forest-fresh, mental clarity, may counteract THC fog
• Linalool: Floral/lavender, calming, supports sleep
• Humulene: Earthy/woody, anti-inflammatory, appetite-suppressing
• Terpinolene: Piney/fruity, sparkling complexity

For Chickasaw County residents who know that black soil grows the best corn and that terroir affects wine, this terpene complexity is the “terroir” of cannabis medicine.

Final Thoughts for Chickasaw County

Rick Simpson’s story is about a regular person seeking answers when medicine failed him. Bentley’s story is about a regular person saving his dog when veterinary medicine had no answers. Colin’s story is about overcoming pharmaceutical addiction when conventional treatment failed. These stories resonate in Chickasaw County because they’re about real people facing real desperation and finding real alternatives.

Our products are built from those stories, informed by science, tested for safety, and offered with transparency no competitor can match. We don’t know if RSO is right for you. But we can give you everything you need to make an informed decision—the complete formulas, the actual evidence, the honest assessment of risks and benefits, and the freedom to choose raw or activated, sublingual or vape.

OilWell Cannabis is more than a brand. It’s a promise to Chickasaw County that we’ll always strive to deliver the best, most thoughtful cannabis products available. We’re not here to follow trends. We’re here to set them. And as we continue to grow, our focus remains on maintaining the same level of integrity, creativity, and commitment that has defined us from the day Bentley got up, walked across the room, and brought his ball to play.

Order today: OilWell Cannabis RSO Products
Questions? Call (832) 416-2816 or email [email protected]
Visit us: 810 Richmond Avenue, Houston, TX 77006 (Montrose neighborhood)

FDA Disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Individual results may vary. Always consult a qualified healthcare provider before using cannabinoid products, especially if you have a medical condition, take medications, are pregnant or nursing. Do not operate vehicles or machinery while under the influence of psychoactive cannabinoids. Keep out of reach of children. Buyer is responsible for verifying compliance with Iowa law. Product contains less than 0.3% delta-9 THC by dry weight and is Farm Bill compliant. THCa converts to delta-9 THC when heated; customer accepts responsibility for this conversion and any resulting legal implications.

Age Requirement: 21+. Void where prohibited by law. All sales final. Shipping restricted to jurisdictions where hemp-derived products are legal. Chickasaw County residents should verify current Iowa regulations before ordering.